Good Neighbors (SpongeBob SquarePants) (transcript) (5/20/2005)

Premiered: Friday, May 20, 2005

Episode Transcript [Closed Captioning][]

GoOD

NEiGHBoRS

storyboard directors

Mike Bell

Aaron Springer

written by

Mike Bell

technical director

Vincent Waller

animation director

Tom Yasumi

supervising producer

Paul Tibbitt

( snoring and wheezing )

( snoring and humming )

( snoring and muttering )

( foghorn blowing )

SpongeBob.

Good morning,

Squidward!

SpongeBob, what are

you doing in my house?

SpongeBob, what are

you doing in my house?

I came to make sure

you don’t oversleep

and miss work.

I came to make sure

you don’t oversleep

and miss work.

Oh, gee, SpongeBob,

that’s very thoughtful

of you.

My pleasure, Squidward.

That’s what good

neighbors are for.

You did overlook one

teensy, little detail, however.

What’s that, Squidward?

It’s Sunday!

A good neighbor doesn’t

bother me on Sunday!

A good neighbor doesn’t

bother me on Sunday!

Sunday!

No wonder Squidward’s grumpy.

He forgot his Sunday papers.

This will show Squidward

I’m a good neighbor.

I’ll bring it to him.

( grunting )

Man, this is heavy!

Oh! Pardon me.

Hey, watch where

you’re going!

Hey, watch where

you’re going!

( screams )

A newspaper monster!

( screams ):

Aah, monster!

( screaming )

Will you two nincompoops

kindly quiet down?!

I am not going to let them ruin

the rest of my Sunday.

( humming )

My Sunday relaxation kit.

SUNDAY

Let’s see, pillow, placed just

so for slight foot elevation…

flower to brighten the room…

SUNDAY

flower fragrance…

SUNDAY

( sighs )

And the final touch…

( touch tones beeping )

Yes, I’d like to order

the Sunday special.

Yes, the pedicure-

and-foot-massage house call,

that is correct.

See you at 4:00, my good man.

This is going to be

a heavenly day.

Oh, I almost forgot.

Bon-bons.

BoN-

BON

Hello there,

heaven’s little wonder.

Take me on a chocolate vacation.

( Patrick and SpongeBob

whoop like sirens )

Om… Om…

Om…

BOTH:

By the all-seeing eye,

ye are worthy,

we are not.

What are you

two idiots doing?

Secret ritual.

To inaugurate you

as president.

Me? President of Bikini Bottom?

I knew the people would come

to their senses.

No, silly--

not the president

of Bikini Bottom.

Even better.

Better?

You’re the president

of the Secret Royal Order

of the Good Neighbor Lodge.

The what?

Is this some

stupid club

you two made up?

Oh! Oh!

( both giggle )

Maybe.

( both giggle )

It’s a secret.

( both laugh )

Fine!

As my first presidential

decree, uh…

why don’t you, uh,

go out and paint

all the leaves

on the trees

to make the neighborhood

look nicer.

Now, out, out,

out, out, out.

That’ll keep ‘em busy

for a few Sundays.

That’ll keep ‘em busy

for a few Sundays.

What color should we

paint the leaves,

Your Presidentialocity?

Aah! Polka dots.

Now, don’t

bother me anymore.

BOTH:

Wow, polka dots!

Our new president

is a genius.

Yeah.

( both laugh )

BOTH:

See you later, Squidward.

Whenever, you’re

ready, Patrick.

Hold still, buddy.

Okay, Pat, give me

a quick shake.

Okeydokey.

Okay, I’m ready!

Hey, that worked

perfectly.

Come on,

good neighbor Patrick.

Let’s paint

the town polka-dot.

( clock chiming )

10 11 12 12

3

4

9 8 7 6 5

Oh, no, it’s already noon.

I will be darned

if I let those morons

10 11 12 12

9 3

8 4

7 6 5

eat up any more

of my valuable Sunday.

SPONGEBOB AND PATRICK:

♪ Good neighbors are we. ♪

♪ La-la-la-la-la. ♪

What’s going on

out there?

Hi, President Squidward.

Almost done painting…

( screams )

My eyes!

( screaming )

Look out!

( shrieks )

( brakes screech )

Oh, you poor man.

You must be very sick.

Let us take you

to the hospital.

No, really,

I’m fine,

please.

No, really,

I’m fine,

please.

No. I’m fine.

( tires screech )

BOTH:

See you later, neighbor.

It is a lovely day

for a ride

in the country.

Yeah. Our president

sure knows how to live.

I would like

to call this meeting

of the Good Neighbor Lodge

to order.

GOOD

NEiGHBOR

CLuB

Let’s begin with roll call.

Patrick.

( snoring )

Okay.

GOOD

NEiGHBOR

Squidward?

Squidward, you home?

Did you find him,

SpongeBob?

Did you find him,

SpongeBob?

Nope. I guess

he’s still on

his Sunday drive.

Nope. I guess

he’s still on

his Sunday drive.

Nope. I guess

he’s still on

his Sunday drive.

Or maybe he’s on

a secret mission.

Or maybe he’s on

a secret mission.

I hope he’s not

in danger.

Danger?!

As members of the

Good Neighbor Lodge,

we are sworn to protect

our presidente from danger.

Excuse me.

Somebody ordered a relaxing

pedicure and foot massage:

the Sunday special.

Brother star, we better

check this guy out,

make sure he’s safe

for Squidward.

At least I still have my Sunday

pedicure to look forward to.

( SpongeBob and Patrick

giggling )

What are you two

doing in my house?

We’re checking

to make sure

this guy really

is a certified

foot masseur

and not some kind

of assassin.

Well, I say

he checks out a-okay.

Squidward, have

you ever seen more

lovely French tips?

French tips,

huh?

French tips,

huh?

All right, pal, make with a

relaxing foot massage, pronto!

Uh-oh. Uh, sorry,

your hour’s up.

All right, you two, out!

Don’t even think about dragging

your empty skulls around here

for the rest of the day

or tomorrow

or next week!

Squidward,

does that include…

Yes, it does!

Gee, Patrick,

do you think

Squidward was trying

to tell us something?

Yes, I was!

You call yourselves

good neighbors?

You’re the worst

neighbors ever!

You’re the worst

neighbors ever!

You don’t deserve

to wear those fezzes!

Gee, Pat, maybe

President Squidward’s right.

Yeah.

I guess we aren’t good

neighbors after all.

No, you aren’t!

You’re horrible neighbors!

( hyperventilates )

And stop calling me

president!

Come on, let’s go.

There are only three hours

of my Sunday left.

They took it all away.

I didn’t even get to read

the Sunday paper.

Here’s Your

Sunday Paper

Squidward.

Enjoy ❤️ 🧽

Here’s Your

Sunday Paper

Squidward.

Enjoy ❤️ 🧽

Here’s Your

Sunday Paper

Squidward.

Enjoy ❤️ 🧽

( snarling )

Good neighbors, my right…

Hello.

( reading aloud ):

KEEP OuT

iNTRuDERS

FOR GOOD!

NEW!

SECURITy

SYSTEm 5000

FREE iNSTALLATiON

( snickering maliciously )

( laughing maniacally )

✨✨✨

✨

COMPUTER:

System activated.

Well, that

ought to do it.

On

Let’s see those imbeciles

try to get in here now.

President Squidward?

( yelps )

On

What the…!

We hereby present you

with this delicious cake.

SQUIDWARD ( reading ):

SORRY FOR

BuGGiNG YOU SO

MUCH

SQUiDWARD

Security system,

help!

On

Intruder alert,

intruder alert.

On

What’s the matter

with you?

NO THREAT

DETECTED

Oh, you infernal

contraption.

I’ll ship you off

to the scrap heap

you came from!

NO THREAT

DETECTED

THREAT

DETECTED

( shrieks )

( zapping )

What’s going on?

THREAT

DETECTED

CODE RED!

( laughs )

It’s like

a carnival ride.

Run for your lives!

( Squidward shouts )

What the…

What are you doing?!

Huh?

I only have half an hour

of me-time left

I only have half an hour

of me-time left

and the idiots took my house.

Which means those boobs

aren’t around to bug me.

Which means those boobs

aren’t around to bug me.

Ooh, just what

I’ve been waiting for.

( laughing hysterically )

I am going to relax,

if it kills me.

Ah!

( crowd screaming )

Fire!

Whoa, Squidward’s house is

destroying the neighborhood.

Whoa, Squidward’s house is

destroying the neighborhood.

We got to turn

this thing off.

We got to turn

this thing off.

Nope, not it.

( toilet flushes )

Nope.

That’s not it, either.

This Sunday relaxation

really hits the spot.

Hmm, where to look?

Hmm, this “off” button

seems suspicious.

OFF

BUTTON

We did it, Patrick!

President Squidward…

No, no. Don’t

say anything more.

This was all my fault.

I was the one

who wanted to relax on Sunday.

Now, if you’ll be so kind

as to leave,

so I can get ready

for work tomorrow.

Mr. President…

Shush.

But we just

wanted to…

Get out of my house!

Huh?

There

he is!

Are you the owner

of this house?

Are you the owner

of this house?

Yes! Yes, I am!

Then on behalf

of the citizens

of Bikini Bottom,

of the citizens

of Bikini Bottom,

of the citizens

of Bikini Bottom,

I present you

with this summons

I present you

with this summons

to pay for the destruction

of our town.

to pay for the destruction

of our town.

You’ll be doing community

service every Sunday

for the rest of your life.

Huh?

Hey, Squidward, you got

one of those, too?

Hey, Squidward, you got

one of those, too?

Hey, Squidward, you got

one of those, too?

This will be great--

the three of us cleaning up

Bikini Bottom.

Well, see you next Sunday,

President Squidward.

Well, see you next Sunday,

President Squidward.

Well, see you next Sunday,

President Squidward.

💧💧💧 💧💧💧

Ending Credits[]

GoOD

NEiGHBoRS

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CAST OF “GOOD NEiGHBORS”

Tom Kenny ………… SpongeBob SquarePants (character), Incidental 105 (Car Fish),

Security System 5000 (Security System),

Inc fish soldier (debut) (Tank Fish)

Rodger Bumpass ……………….. Squidward Tentacles (character)

Bill Fagerbakke ……………………. Patrick Star (character)

Clancy Brown ……………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………... Incidental 85 (Lonnie)

Jill Talley ………………………. Incidental 104 (Woman Fish)

Dee Bradley Baker ………………… Incidental 36 (Fish #1),

Squidward Tentacles’ house (as a character) (Squidward’s House),

Scooter (Fish #2),

Angry resident fish (debut) (Angry Resident)

Mr. Lawrence …………………………………………………………………………………………………………………. Incidental 155 (Frank (Lifeguard)), Incidental 69 (character) (Cara),

Incidental 114 (Lenny), Incidental 40 (Harold “Bill” Reginald), Incidental 42 (Dave),

Incidental 92 (Dennis), Incidental 23 (Charlie), Incidental 107 (Frankie Billy), Incidental 9 (Henry-Bart),

Incidental 119 (Man), Incidental 157 (Anchovies), Incidental 25 (Paramedic), Incidental 103 (Monroe Timmy), Incidental 68 (Lloyd-Rich), Larry the Lobster (character) (cameo),

Incidental 91 (Old Man Jenkins), Incidental 39 (Lou), Incidental 65 (Billy), Incidental 73 (Paco), Incidental 41 (Nat Peterson),

Incidental 30 (Anchovy), Incidental 29 (Molly), Incidental 37B (Martin), Incidental 67 (character) (Harv),

Incidental 64 (Thaddeus), Incidental 60 (Nathiel Waters), Incidental 118 (Cop #1), Incidental 118 (Cop #2), Incidental 118 (Cop #3), Scooter (Inc 37B) (Martin)

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VHS Episode Description[]

All Squidward wants to do is relax on his

Sunday off. With SpongeBob and Patrick

around, he won’t be taking it easy this

Sunday, or any other, for a long, long time.

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