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Premiered: Saturday, July 31, 1999

Episode Transcript: [Closed Captioning][]

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storyboard director

Steve Fonti

storyboard artist

Chris Mitchell

written by

Steve Fonti

Chris Mitchell

Peter Burns

Tim Hill

animation director

Alan Smart

creative director

Derek Drymon

( buzzing )

( with French accent ):

                         AH.

IT IS THE EARLY MORNING

IN BIKINI BOTTOM

WHEN THE JELLYFISH

ARE BUZZING ABOUT

MAKING THEIR JELLYFISH JELLY.

OH, WHAT IS HAPPENING HERE?

COLLECTORS?

( chirps happily )

( loud, thrash music plays )

( loud, thrash music plays )

( loud, thrash music plays )

( loud, thrash music plays )

( loud, thrash music plays )

( loud, thrash music plays )

( loud, thrash music plays )

( music stops abruptly )

( howling in pain )

( music resumes )

( music resumes )

( music resumes )

( music resumes )

( buzzing approaches )

( singing nonchalantly )

( singing nonchalantly )

( singing nonchalantly )

SpongeBob:

I THINK I GOT IT.

NO, WAIT A MINUTE.

( electricity crackling,

              Patrick yelps )

            Both:

GO, GO, GO, GO!

( buzzing angrily )

                       Both:

OOH! OUCH! OOH-OOH!

                       Both:

OOH! OUCH! OOH-OOH!

OUCH!                                        OOH!

HMM.

HEY, SQUIDWARD.

WE’RE JELLYFISHING.

( groans )

OF COURSE YOU ARE.

BYE, NOW.

WAIT!

WE MADE A NET

ESPECIALLY FOR YOU.

DO YOU WANT

TO COME WITH US?

REALLY?

JELLYFISHING WITH YOU GUYS?

           OH, THAT WOULD BE

THE BEST DAY EVER IN MY BOOK.

I WOULD LOVE TO

GO JELLYFISHING.

I CAN’T THINK OF ANYTHING I’D

LOVE TO DO MORE ON MY DAY OFF

I CAN’T THINK OF ANYTHING I’D

LOVE TO DO MORE ON MY DAY OFF

THAN GO

JELLYFISHING

WITH MY

TWO BEST FRIENDS

SPONGEBOB

AND… UH…

PATRICK.

RIGHT.

RIGHT.

BUT I CAN’T, BYE-BYE.

NEXT TIME?

OH, SURE.

RIGHT.

WHATEVER.

( to himself ):

LIKE THAT’LL

EVER HAPPEN.

YOU KNOW, PATRICK,

IT ALWAYS SEEMS

LIKE SQUIDWARD NEVER

HAS TIME FOR FUN.

MAYBE HE DOESN’T LIKE US

NO, ARE YOU KIDDING?

WE’RE HIS BEST FRIENDS.

( laughing nastily )

( laughing nastily )

( laughing nastily )

JELLYFISHING!

( laughs and snorts )

( laughs and snorts )

( sarcastically ):

           OH, I’LL GO.

( laughs )

( laughs )

I SURE HAD THEM GOING.

( cackles )

( cackles )

( jellyfish buzzing )

( jellyfish buzzing )

( laughing )

( laughing )

( laughing )

( laughing )

( buzzing )

( buzzing )

( buzzing )

( buzzing )

( laughing )

( laughing )

( laughing )

( laughing )

( buzzing )

( buzzing )

( buzzing )

( buzzing )

( laughing )

( laughing )

( laughing )

( laughing )

( buzzing )

( buzzing )

( laughing )

( laughing )

( buzzing )

( buzzing )

( laughing )

( buzzing )

( laughing )

( buzzing )

( buzzing )

( buzzing )

( gags )

STUPID JELLYFISH, BEAT IT!

WHOA!

WHOA… WHA… WHA…

WHOA… WHA… WHA…

WHOA… WHA… WHA…

OW! OOH! WHOA!

AH! OOH! AH! OOH!

( screams )

( explosion )

OW.

Friends

Friends

Friends

Friends

( wheelchair motor whirring )

( wheelchair motor whirring )

SQUID’S BACK.

( phone ringing )

HELLO.

HEY, PATRICK,

SQUID’S HOME

AND WE’RE GOING

TO MAKE SURE

HE’S GREETED BY

HIS TWO BEST FRIENDS.

OH, GREAT,

WHO ARE THEY?

US.

LET’S GO.

( wheelchair motor whirring )

( noisemakers blare )

WELCOME       HOME

WELCOME HOME,

SQUIDWARD!

MERRY CHRISTMAS!

SpongeBob:

WE’RE GOING

TO MAKE THIS

YOUR BEST DAY

EVER!

( motor revs )

WELL, YOUR BEST DAY’S

SURE NOT GOING

TO BE OUT THERE.

HOW ABOUT SOME SOUP

ON YOUR BEST DAY EVER?

HOW ABOUT SOME SOUP

ON YOUR BEST DAY EVER?

BEST          DAY

EVER

HERE WE GO.

( mumbles in protest )

OH, IT’S A LITTLE HOT.

( Squidward groans in pain )

HUH!

( blows

strongly )

B                      D

                       A

( moans )

( blows

strongly )

E       V

           B                                D

                 Y

                                 A

( whimpers )

( whimpers )

E       V

           B                                D

                 Y

                                 A

         S

( inhaling deeply )

I-I-I DON’T THINK

SOUP IS

THE BEST THING

FOR HIM

E       V

           B                           D

                 Y

                                 A

         S

ON HIS BEST DAY

EVER.

HOW ABOUT SOME MUSIC

ON YOUR BEST DAY EVER?

HOW ABOUT SOME MUSIC

ON YOUR BEST DAY EVER?

PLAYED ON YOUR

VERY OWN CLARINET?

( takes a deep breath )

( reedy, squeaky blare )

SORRY, MY LIPS

ARE A LITTLE DRY.

( smacks lips together )

       ( clears throat,

lick lips wetly )

       ( clears throat,

lick lips wetly )

( licking lips wetly

              and noisily )

( licking lips wetly

              and noisily )

( licking lips wetly

              and noisily )

( blows raspberry )

MM-HMM, MM-HMM.

( takes a deep breath )

MUSIC ISN’T BEST, EITHER.

BUT WHAT IS BEST

IS WHAT WE SAVED

FOR LAST--

           THE ONE SURE-FIRE THING

TO MAKE YOUR BEST DAY EVER

THE BEST DAY EVER.

           SpongeBob and Patrick:

JELLYFISHING, JELLYFISHING

JELLYFISHING, JELLYFISHING,

JELLYFISHING, JELLYFISHING

JELLYFISHING, JELLYFISHING!

           THIS IS

JELLYFISH FIELDS

WHERE WILD JELLYFISH ROAM

JUST WAITING TO BE CAPTURED.

( wheelchair motor whirring )

NO, NO, SQUID, OVER HERE.

I KNOW YOU’RE EAGER

BUT YOU DON’T EVEN

HAVE YOUR NET.

PATRICK, FIX HIM UP

WHILE I FIND HIM

A GOOD SPECIMEN.

FIRMLY GRASP IT

IN YOUR HAND.

FIRMLY GRASP IT.

FIRMLY GRASP IT!

( loud crunch )

( muffled howling )

( muffled howling )

THAT OUGHT TO DO IT.

( jellyfish buzzing )

THERE’S ONE

IN POSITION.

READY…

SET…

GO! GO, SQUID!             YOU GOT IT!

                                         YOU GOT IT.

GO, SQUID!

GO, SQUIDDER!

GO, GO, GO!                 YES, YOU GOT IT!

GET IT, SQUIDDER!

I THINK WE

BETTER SHOW HIM

HOW IT’S DONE.

        ( to the tune of “On

the Beautiful Blue Danube” ):

        ♪ DA-DA-DA-DA-DUM ♪

        ( to the tune of “On

the Beautiful Blue Danube” ):

        ♪ DA-DA-DA-DA-DUM ♪

♪ DA-DA-DA-DA-DUM… ♪

( in deeper voice ):

♪ DA-DA-DA-DA-DUM… ♪

♪ DA-DA-DA-DA-DUM. ♪

( buzzes melody )

                      Both:

♪ DA-DA-DA-DA-DUM… ♪

♪ DA-DA-DA ♪

♪ DA-DA-DA ♪

♪ DA-DA-DA-DA-DA-

DA-DUM-DA-DUM-DUM. ♪

♪ DA-DA-DA-DA-DA-

DA-DUM-DA-DUM-DUM. ♪

♪ DA-DA-DA-DA-DA-

DA-DUM-DA-DUM-DUM. ♪

            ( SpongeBob and Patrick

yelling   in pain, jellyfish

                       buzzing )

            ( SpongeBob and Patrick

yelling   in pain, jellyfish

                       buzzing )

( jellyfish buzzing )

( electricity crackling )

( snarls )

OOH! OOH!            OW! OW! OW!

OOH! OOH!            OW! OW! OW!

HEY, LOOK,

SQUID’S DOING IT.

                                           GO, SQUID,

SQUIDSTER,                     GET ‘EM, SQUID!

YOU’RE DOING IT!

Patrick:

GO SQUID!

( wheelchair motor whirring )

( wheelchair stops abruptly )

( whirring resumes )

( muffled ):

           AHA!

( muffled cackling )

( muffled cackling )

( muffled cackling )

( muffled cackling )

( whimpers )

THIS GUY’S GOOD.

HE’S A NATURAL.

SpongeBob:

YOU GOT IT!

YOU’RE

DOING GREAT!

Patrick:

GO, SQUID, GO!

KEEP DOING IT,

SQUID.

SEE WHAT YOU’VE

BEEN MISSING?

YEAH, YOU GOT IT, SQUID.

GO, SQUID, GO!

USE THAT NET.

BE THE NET.

YEAH, YOU’RE FEELING

IT, SQUID.

YEAH, YOU’RE FEELING

IT, SQUID.

ALL THE WAY, TAKE

HIM ALL THE WAY.

ALL THE WAY, TAKE

HIM ALL THE WAY.

GO, GO, GO.

YOU GOT ‘EM NOW.

IT’S IN THE BAG!

THIS IS REALLY

YOUR BEST DAY

EVER, ISN’T IT?

( loud zap )

( loud zap )

OOH.                                        OOH.

( both groaning and wincing )

HEY, PATRICK.

WELL…

                      ( hesitantly ):

           I THOUGHT YESTERDAY WENT

PRETTY WELL, DON’T YOU THINK?

I HAD FUN.

I HAD FUN.

ME, TOO.

ME, TOO.

HERE COMES SQUIDWARD.

HERE COMES SQUIDWARD.

OH, GREAT.

OH, GREAT.

( hospital bed whirring )

( hospital bed whirring )

HEY, SQUID,

HOW ABOUT THAT…

BEST DAY EVER.

THERE’S ALWAYS

TOMORROW.

WE’RE REALLY SORRY

ABOUT WHAT HAPPENED

YESTERDAY, SQUIDWARD.

WE GOT YOU A PRESENT.

( buzzing )

( buzzing )

( buzzing )

SpongeBob:

IT’S THE JELLYFISH.

YOU KNOW,

FROM YESTERDAY.

YOU’RE NOT STILL

MAD, ARE YOU?

YEP, HE’S STILL MAD.

( jellyfish buzzing angrily )

( hollering )

( hollering )

( hollering )

( hollering )

( hollering )

( hollering )

( hollering )

( cackling )

( cackling )

( cackling )

( giant jellyfish buzzing )

( giant jellyfish buzzing )

( giant jellyfish buzzing )

( stops laughing )

( zap )

( glass shatters )

( glass shatters )

( glass shatters )

( glass shatters )

OW.

OW.

OW.

  • Home Video Releases:

SpongeBob SquarePants: Sponge Buddies VHS (March 12th, 2002)

SpongeBob SquarePants: Nautical Nonsense and Sponge Buddies DVD (March 12th, 2002)

SpongeBob SquarePants: The Complete 1st Season DVD Disc 1 (October 28th, 2003)

SpongeBob SquarePants: Volume 1 GBA Video (August 15th, 2004)

SpongeBob SquarePants: The First 100 Episodes DVD Disc 1 (Season 1) (September 22nd, 2009)

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