Knock, Knock Who’s There? (SpongeBob SquarePants) (transcript) (4/23/2021)

Premiered: Friday, April 23, 2021

Episode Transcript [Closed Captioning][]

KNOCK,

KNoCK

WHO’S

THERE?

(JAUNTY NAUTICAL MUSIC)

KNOCK,

KNoCK

WHO’S

THERE?

♪♪

written by

Kaz (cartoonist)

storyboard director

John Trabbic

♪♪

supervising director

Dave Cunningham

animation director

Tom Yasumi

♪♪

produced by

Jennie Monica

co-executive producers

Marc Ceccarelli

Vincent Waller

executive producer

Stephen Hillenburg

Now remember, boyo,

I’m trusting you

Now remember, boyo,

I’m trusting you

to take care of me house

when I’m away.

$$

to take care of me house

when I’m away.

House sitting is a very

important responsibility.

$$

House sitting is a very

important responsibility.

$$

Check the windows,

and make sure

the security system

is always on your person.

Ooh!

(BAT WHOOSHING)

Yow!

Whoa!

Yow!

Whoa!

Yow!

Whoa!

(GOOFY BABBLING)

(GASPS)

(GOOFY BABBLING)

(GASPS)

Scratch that last order.

And do not step foot

into me bedroom!

And do not step foot

into me bedroom!

I’ve got me

private things

in there.

(GIGGLES, CLEARS THROAT)

Now, Pearl is staying

with friends,

Now, Pearl is staying

with friends,

so you’ll be here

all alone.

Don’t worry,

Mr. Krabs,

your house is in

good hands with me.

$$ $$

your house is in

good hands with me.

Hmm.

(SNEEZES)

Huh, huh? See?

$$ $$

Huh, huh? See?

$$ $$

(LAUGHING)

(SIGHS)

(LAUGHING)

(SIGHS)

(LAUGHING)

(SIGHS)

Now, there’s been

a rash of robberies

in the neighborhood,

so do not open the door…

(DRAWN OUT)

For anyone!

(HUMMING)

(SIGHS, LAUGHS)

(KNOCKING ON DOOR)

(HUMS)

I told you

not to open the door

for anyone!

Yes, sir!

(GRUNTS)

Uh, I think the boy’s got it.

(WEAK LAUGH)

Hmm…

(EXCLAIMS SOFTLY)

$$$$

$$$

Huh?

(GOOFY EXCLAMATIONS)

Hmm.

(TOILET FLUSHES)

(GOOFY EXCLAMATIONS)

I checked everywhere

and no sign of robber-- huh?

✔✔✔✔

✔✔✔✔ Toilet

I checked everywhere

and no sign of robber-- huh?

Huh, Mr. Krabs’ bedroom.

I don’t remember

his door being ajar.

There could be robbers

in there.

Do not step foot

into me bedroom!

Don’t worry, Mr. Krabs,

I won’t “step foot”

in your bedroom.

(LAUGHS)

(GOOFY EXCLAMATIONS)

(CURIOUS MUSIC)

Seems pretty clear

of robbers.

(SNIFFS, GIGGLES)

Smells like Mr. Krabs.

Ooh, no wonder!

(LAUGHS)

$

$$ $$

$$$$

Hmm.

(HUMMING)

Better check in here too.

(DAINTY TUNE PLAYING)

Aww, so Puffy.

Huh?

Ooh, “Midnight Pincer.”

Midnight

Pincer

Huh?

Ooh, “Midnight Pincer.”

(EAGLE SCREAMS)

(SINGER YODELING)

♪♪

It’s a very romantic-er-er

evening, Mrs. Puff.

(IMITATING MR. KRABS’ LAUGH)

(EXCLAIMS) Hmm.

(LAUGHS)

Nighty-night, Mrs. Puff.

(GOOFY GRUNTING)

Wow, look at Mr. Krabs’

knot collection.

Ooh, that dingle dangle

should “knot” be there.

(LAUGHS)

♪ La-la-la ♪

♪ La-la-la-la-la ♪

♪ La-la-la-la-la-la ♪

(GOOFY BABBLING) Huh?

(SCREAMS)

(GOOFY BABBLING)

Ooh! (GRUNTS)

I’m still not

setting foot in here.

(DOORBELL RINGS)

Oh, that must be

the pizza I ordered!

(DOORBELL RINGING)

Whoop!

Pizza delivery.

I’m not allowed

to open the door.

PiZZA

Just slide the pizza

through the mail slot.

PiZZA

(PIZZA SQUISHING, GURGLING)

♪♪

And this is for you.

My third mail slot

delivery tonight.

Must be a full moon.

(SLURPING)

♪♪

(SIGHS)

(UPBEAT MUSIC)

WELCOME

FAST FOOD

FOUNDiNG FATHERS

BikiNi BoTTOM

CoNvENTiON Hall

WELCOMES

FAST FOOD

FOUNDING FATHERS

FAST

FOOD

FOUNDING

FATHERS

♪♪

(CLEARS THROAT)

I’m here for the Fast Food

Founding Fathers Convention.

FAST

FOOD

FOUNDING

FATHERS

Oh, you mean FFFF.

FAST

FOOD

FOUNDING

FATHERS

That’ll be 10 cents

entrance fee.

FAST

FOOD

FOUNDING

FATHERS

(SHRIEKS)

10 cents?

That’s a rip-off!

I’m going home!

FAST

FOOD

FOUNDING

FATHERS

♪♪

FAST

FOOD

FOUNDING

FATHERS

What kind of crazy convention

charges 10 cents

to a Founding-- (STAMMERS)

(PARTY HORN BLOWS)

Congratulations, you’re our

100th person to enter!

Here’s $1000!

FAST

FOOD

FOUNDING

FATHERS

(TRIUMPHANT MUSIC)

What? (HOLDING NOTE)

(STATIC CRACKLING)

(MELLOW MUSIC)

(LIVELY MUSIC)

(ALL SHOUTING)

(CHICKEN CLUCKING)

(MUNCHING)

Shocking Cinema

now returns

with tonight’s

frightening feature:

“Knock, Knock, You’re Dead.”

(CACKLING)

(SHRIEKS)

I can’t watch this!

(GRUNTS)

(SIGHS)

(KNOCKING ON DOOR)

(SHRIEKS, BABBLING)

SpongeBob, open up!

I forgot me keys! (GROANS)

SpongeBob!

Huh? SpongeBob?

(SNIFFS, SMACKS LIPS)

What I always suspected:

SpongeBob is made

out of cheese!

Hmm?

Or was made out of cheese.

Oh…

Who is that?

It’s me, Mr. Krabs!

Open up, boy!

You can’t be Mr. Krabs.

Mr. Krabs

is at a convention,

and he said

not to open the door

for anyone.

What?

(STAMMERING FURIOUSLY)

Open up!

Oh, you sound

like Mr. Krabs, robber,

but you look nothing like him!

Hmm? Barnacles!

Open up, you--

(STAMMERING, GRUNTING)

Huh. Aha!

(LAUGHS, GRUNTING)

(DEVIOUS MUSIC)

(GRUNTS)

(GROWLS) Hmm?

♪♪

Ugh, and I told him

to check the windows,

didn’t I?

(MUTTERING UNINTELLIGIBLY)

Patrick, you’ve gotta

come over to Mr. Krabs’ place!

Patrick, you’ve gotta

come over to Mr. Krabs’ place!

Someone’s trying to break in!

(PATRICK MOANS)

Uh, SquarePants.

(MOANING)

SpongeBob SquarePants.

(MOANS)

No, you’re Patrick!

Please, hurry.

(GRUNTING) Huh?

Patrick?

What’s that pink clown

doing here?

Eh, who cares?

SpongeBob will never

open the door for him.

(GOOFY BABBLING)

Beep, beep, beep, beep.

Great horn spoon!

How he’s doing that?

(BOTH GRUNTING)

(BOTH HOLLER, GRUNT)

(GOOFY EXCLAMATION, LAUGHS)

Thank goodness you don’t

have any bones, buddy.

Nope, all blubber.

(LAUGHING)

(CLATTERING)

(GASPS) Someone is

trying to break into

Mr. Krabs’ house.

Then we’d better

get over there right away!

We’re already here.

You mean you had me

walk in the rain for nothing?

(GRUNTING)

I’ve got it…

(GRUNTING) One little bit--

there we go.

(GRUNTING) One little bit--

there we go.

Huh? (BABBLING)

(HOLLERING)

(GROANS)

That robber doesn’t

sound like

he’s gonna give up.

Let’s set some traps.

♪♪

Check it out, Patrick:

if a robber happens

to open this door-- bam!

This pillow will fall

on their head.

I call it “soft justice.”

Good one. (LAUGHS)

Look at mine!

If a robber

tries to come in

through the window,

they’ll put their hand

in this warm water

and they’ll have to run

to the bathroom!

(LAUGHING)

House all secure.

Now we relax.

(GLASS SHATTERS)

The robber!

To the battle stations!

(GRUNTING)

There we go.

(GRUNTING)

(WAILS) Midnight Pincer?

It smells so wonderful,

but it burns!

(WAILS, GRUNTS)

(GROANS)

Take that!

(GRUNTS)

Desperate times

call for desperate

measures.

(GRUNTING)

What the--

Not on my watch!

(GRUNTING)

(TOILET FLUSHING)

♪♪

(BABBLING)

(LAUGHS) The pet door.

Why didn’t I think

of this before?

Oh, boy. (LAUGHS)

Huh?

(SHRIEKS)

Hmm.

Hmm, cheddar.

Sharp cheddar.

(COW MOOS)

(GROWLING)

That’s it!

Time to wreck this ball.

No Mr. Krabs-impersonating

robber will ever

get into this house

with us on the job.

get into this house

with us on the job.

We’re tough guys.

Yeah.

We’re tough guys.

Yeah.

(BOTH GIGGLING)

Uh, I feel like

a tough guy action movie.

Oh, the tougher

the better, buddy!

Oh, the tougher

the better, buddy!

SPONGEBOB: Oh, yeah!

(GRUNTS)

(BANGING)

Wow, Mr. Krabs sure

has an awesome

TV noise machine!

Wow, Mr. Krabs sure

has an awesome

TV noise machine!

(BANGING)

(GROWLING)

(GRUNTS)

(THUNDER CRASHING)

(GRUNTS)

I’m coming in hot!

Whoo-hoo!

(TRIUMPHANT MUSIC)

BOTH: Wow, 3-D!

(GROANS)

(GRUNTING)

(DRAMATIC MUSIC)

(GRUNTS, GROANS)

(SOBBING)

(MELANCHOLY MUSIC)

I give up.

Here, look,

this proves

I’m the real Mr. Krabs.

BOTH: Hmm…

Hmm…

Oh… (LAUGHS)

Says you’re

an organ donor. Nice.

You play the organ?

Give me that.

BOTH: Sorry, Mr. Krabs.

Oh, it’s all right.

I can’t be mad at you

for following me orders.

You did good, boyo.

You, too, Pat-o.

(BOTH LAUGH)

(KNOCKING ON DOOR)

ALL: Huh?

The robber.

Daddy, open up,

it’s Pearl!

I forgot my keys!

(GRUNTS) Well, you sound

like me daughter,

Mr. Robber,

but you look nothing like her!

(LAUGHS)

(SPONGEBOB

AND PATRICK EXCLAIM)

Hmm?

Hmm.

Are those

me private things?

Daddy! (WHINES)

Daddy!

Ending Credits [Closed Captioning][]

KNOCK,

KNoCK

WHO’S

THERE?

ART DIRECTOR

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♪♪

CAST of “KNOCK KNOCK, WHO’S THERE?”

Clancy Brown ……………………………….. Eugene H. Krabs (character), TV Announcer

Tom Kenny ………………… SpongeBob SquarePants (character), Doorman (single appearance), Live-action fish (single appearance),

Live-action dung beetles (single appearance), Live-action wrestlers (single appearance), Live-action chicken (single appearance),

Tough purple fish (single appearance) (Tough Guy Fish)

Mary Jo Catlett …………………………………………………………. Mrs. Puff (character) (as a figurine), Mrs. Puff figurine (as a figurine)

Bill Fagerbakke ………………………. Pizza guy (single appearance), Fish guy (single appearance), Patrick Star (character)

Lori Alan ……………………………………………………………………….. Pearl Krabs (character)

♪♪

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