Naughty Nautical Neighbors/Boating School SpongeBob SquarePants August 7, 1999

Premieres: Saturday, August 7, 1999

Opening Theme Song: SpongeBob SquarePants May 1, 1999 Closed Captioned[]

Are you ready, kids?

KIDS:

Aye, aye, Captain!

KIDS:

Aye, aye, Captain!

I can’t hear you.

( louder ):

Aye, aye, Captain!

♪ Oh… ♪

♪ Who lives in a pineapple

under the sea? ♪

♪ SpongeBob SquarePants ♪

♪ Absorbent and yellow

and porous is he. ♪

♪ Absorbent and yellow

and porous is he. ♪

♪ SpongeBob SquarePants ♪

♪ If nautical nonsense be

something you wish… ♪

♪ If nautical nonsense be

something you wish… ♪

♪ SpongeBob SquarePants ♪

♪ Then drop on the deck

and flop like a fish. ♪

♪ SpongeBob SquarePants ♪

Ready?

♪ SpongeBob SquarePants ♪

♪ SpongeBob… SquarePants. ♪

( Captain laughing heartily )

SpongeBob

SQuarePaNtS

( plays airy tune )

created by

Stephen Hillenburg

Episode Transcript: Naughty Nautical Neighbors and Boating School August 7, 1999 Closed Captioned[]

NauGhty NauticaL

NeighboRS

NauGhty NauticaL

NeighboRS

BoaTiNg

ScHOoL

storyboard directors

Sherm Cohen

Ennio Torresan, Jr.

storyboard artists

Aaron Springer

Erik Wiese

written by

Sherm Cohen

Aaron Springer

Ennio Torresan, Jr.

Erik Weise

Mr. Lawrence

animation directors

Fred Miller

Tom Yasumi

creative director

Derek Drymon

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SQUIDWARD:

Wow!

SQUIDWARD:

Wow!

SQUIDWARD:

Wow!

Squidward, this is the best

soufflé you have ever created!

kIS

e

QUID

( smacks loudly )

Oh! Congratulations, Chef.

e

UID

💋💋

( water running )

( faucet squeaks )

( brushing )

( gargling, then spits )

( someone giggles )

( chair creaks )

( two voices giggling )

( whispering )

SPONGEBOB’S BUBBLE:

Hi, Patrick.

SPONGEBOB’S BUBBLE:

Hi, Patrick.

SPONGEBOB’S BUBBLE:

Hi, Patrick.

( laughs )

( inhales deeply )

( whispering huskily )

PATRICK’S BUBBLE:

Hi, SpongeBob.

PATRICK’S BUBBLE:

Hi, SpongeBob.

( laughs )

( grumbles )

( SpongeBob laughing )

Patrick, you’re my best friend

in the whole neighborhood.

Patrick, you’re my best friend

in the whole neighborhood.

( mumbling gibberish )

SQUIDWARD:

Patrick, you are

the dumbest idiot

it has ever been

my misfortune to know.

it has ever been

my misfortune to know.

( mumbling gibberish )

PATRICK:

Do you really think

that, SpongeBob?

Of course, Patrick.

Anyone with eyes could see that.

( bubble pops )

PATRICK:

Yeah, well,

I think you’re ugly!

PATRICK:

Yeah, well,

I think you’re ugly!

Yellow is ugly!

( blows

a raspberry )

( blows

a raspberry )

( blows

a raspberry )

( blows

a raspberry )

( blows

a raspberry )

Patrick, what are

you talking about?

SQUIDWARD:

SpongeBob,

I no longer

wish to know you…

( gasping )

You give bottom dwellers

a bad name.

You give bottom dwellers

a bad name.

( Squidward mumbling )

SQUIDWARD:

If I had a dollar

SQUIDWARD:

If I had a dollar

for every brain

you don’t have,

I’d have

one dollar.

( laughing to himself )

SQUIDWARD:

Hey, Patrick,

I heard there

was a job opening

down at

the pet shop…

as some newspaper!

That makes you

a big dummy, you dummy!

That makes you

a big dummy, you dummy!

That makes you

a big dummy, you dummy!

That makes you

a big dummy, you dummy!

That makes you

a big dummy, you dummy!

Yeah, well, that means

that, uh… so are you!

Yeah, well, that means

that, uh… so are you!

Right,

you’re a turkey!

Right,

you’re a turkey!

SPONGEBOB:

What’s that?

SPONGEBOB:

What’s that?

PATRICK:

It’s what you are!

Well, you’re

a bigger one.

Well, you’re

still yellow.

You know what

else is yellow?

What?!

You are!

Yeah? Well, it doesn’t matter

what you call me

Yeah? Well, it doesn’t matter

what you call me

Yeah? Well, it doesn’t matter

what you call me

because I never want

to see you again anyway!

because I never want

to see you again anyway!

because I never want

to see you again anyway!

( chomping loudly )

( door squeaks open )

Aw, tartar sauce!

( slams )

( grunts )

( crash )

( laughing )

( gagging and gulping )

( fork sproinging )

( whistle sliding upward )

( bell rings )

K—O

✨✨✨✨✨

✨

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Whoa, Squidward, you’re choking!

Oh… I know

what to do,

but I should wash

my hands first.

Oh, well.

( inhaling deeply )

( exhaling )

( suckers popping )

( sputtering )

( spits )

I win!

Wow! Patrick!

You saved me.

I did?

Yep.

You’re a real

lifesaver, friend.

You’re a real

lifesaver, friend.

You’re a real

lifesaver, friend.

Friend?

Friend!

Ee…

yeah, Patrick,

Ee…

yeah, Patrick,

we’re friends.

Just friends.

🧽🧽🧽🧽🧽🧽

So, what are we

going to do tonight,

So, what are we

going to do tonight,

So, what are we

going to do tonight,

best friend?

Well, I was

going to practice

Well, I was

going to practice

my clarinet solo.

Clarinet?

I love music!

Aw, who needs them?

They’re no fun anyway,

right, Gary?

Gary?

( hollow knocks )

SQUIDWARD:

Squidward will be

performing his version

SQUIDWARD:

Squidward will be

performing his version

SQUIDWARD:

Squidward will be

performing his version

SQUIDWARD:

Squidward will be

performing his version

of “Solitude in E Minor.”

Yeah!

E minor, all right, yeah!

( inhaling )

( begins playing )

( snoring )

Aw, what am I worried about?

I got plenty of friends.

I can name three

right off the bat.

Uh…

😃😃😃😃😃😃😃😃😃

The gang’s all here.

Oh!

( grunting and grumbling )

( something snaps )

Oh, oh, my back!

I threw out my back.

Oh, boy!

Now’s my chance.

SpongeBob? No, no, stay back!

Don’t worry, Squidward,

I’m coming!

No, no, no, get away from me!

Hang on, I’ll save you!

SQUIDWARD:

No, no, no, get away from me!

No, no!

SQUIDWARD:

No, no, no, get away from me!

No, no!

SQUIDWARD:

No, no, no, get away from me!

No, no!

Hold on!

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🧽🧽🧽🧽🧽🧽🧽🧽

No! No! Get away!

( yelling )

( crack )

Ow, I’m ruined!

I… I… I…

I feel great.

Thanks, SpongeBob.

You’re a real friend.

( trancelike ):

Friend…

No, no, no, no!

I didn’t mean that. No. no.

Don’t worry,

Squiddy old pal.

Don’t worry,

Squiddy old pal.

That’s what

friends are for.

SPONGEBOB:

So dumb Patrick

fell asleep on you, huh?

SPONGEBOB:

So dumb Patrick

fell asleep on you, huh?

SPONGEBOB:

So dumb Patrick

fell asleep on you, huh?

SPONGEBOB:

So dumb Patrick

fell asleep on you, huh?

Some friend!

A real friend

would perform for you.

A real friend

would perform for you.

You play?

Are you kidding?

I’ve been playing

bassinet for years.

Give me

an A, buddy.

( plays a note )

♪ Squidward is my best friend

in the world… ♪

♪ Squidward is my best friend

in the world… ♪

♪ Squidward is my best friend

in the world… ♪

( strings grating raucously )

♪ Squidward is

my best friend in the sea ♪

♪ Squidward is

my best friend in the sea ♪

( Squidward yells )

( grumbles )

♪ Squidward… ♪

♪ Likes Patrick

more than SpongeBob ♪

♪ Likes Patrick

more than SpongeBob ♪

♪ Patrick is a dirty,

stinky, rotten friend,

Squidward! ♪

♪ Patrick is a dirty,

stinky, rotten friend,

Squidward! ♪

♪ Patrick is a dirty,

stinky, rotten friend,

Squidward! ♪

♪ Patrick is a dirty,

stinky, rotten friend,

Squidward! ♪

Um, I can fix this.

( growling and grumbling )

( shout, thud )

So, uh, I’ll see you

tomorrow, Squidward.

So, uh, I’ll see you

tomorrow, Squidward.

So, uh, I’ll see you

tomorrow, Squidward.

So, uh, I’ll see you

tomorrow, Squidward.

So, uh, I’ll see you

tomorrow, Squidward.

So, uh, I’ll see you

tomorrow, Squidward.

So, uh, I’ll see you

tomorrow, Squidward.

So, uh, I’ll see you

tomorrow, Squidward.

Call me.

SQUIDWARD:

Ugh! That was disgusting!

SQUIDWARD:

Ugh! That was disgusting!

Feel like I need

to scrub myself.

( screaming )

Hey, buddy,

I warmed it up for you.

Hey, buddy,

I warmed it up for you.

Patrick, get out!

And put

some clothes on.

And put

some clothes on.

And put

some clothes on.

What’s the matter,

Squidward old buddy?

What’s the matter,

Squidward old buddy?

( gasps )

Oh, ho!

So this is

what I find, huh?!

My best friend and

my ex-best friend and…

My best friend and

my ex-best friend and…

My best friend and

my ex-best friend and…

My best friend and

my ex-best friend and…

rubber bath toys!

( both arguing at once )

( yells )

This can’t be happening to me!

( door opens and closes )

SPONGEBOB AND PATRICK:

Squidward!

SPONGEBOB:

Buddy!

PATRICK:

Squidward, where are you?

SQUIDWARD:

Oh, this is nuts!

I need a plan to get

those two back together

I need a plan to get

those two back together

and out of my hair.

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( doorbell rings )

( sniffs )

Squidward!

A dinner party?

I’d love to!

( knocking at door )

Did you miss me?

Come on in.

You look stunning.

I’d much rather

dine with you

than that lousy…

Say, what gives?!

I’m not sitting

near that maniac!

I’m not sitting

near that maniac!

Me, neither!

This was a setup.

I thought you two

were my best friends.

I thought you two

were my best friends.

I am your

I am your best friend.

best friend.

Well, how about some soda, guys?

Yes, please.

Thanks, friend.

How about some

for your best friend?

SPONGEBOB:

Thanks…

SPONGEBOB:

Thanks…

best friend.

( gulping )

Can I have

some now, buddy?

Can I have

some now, buddy?

Wait!

I need some more.

I still

didn’t get any.

I still

didn’t get any.

There you go.

More, please.

( gulping )

Squidward!

Hey, Squidward!

Squidward!

Hey, Squidward!

SQUIDWARD:

Patrick, your glass is full.

SQUIDWARD:

Patrick, your glass is full.

SQUIDWARD:

Patrick, your glass is full.

Oh, yeah.

Squidward!

Hey, Squidward!

Squidward!

Hey, Squidward!

Squidward!

Hey, Squidward!

Squidward!

Hey, Squidward!

Squidward!

Sorry, boys, I’m all out of pop.

I’m going to go get some more.

Why don’t you just

stay here and chat?

( whistling casually )

( hiccups )

( belches loudly )

( laughing )

( both laughing uproariously )

( creaking )

( laughter continuing )

( deep groan )

( crash )

I should just walk away

right now.

I should just walk away

right now.

💧💧

💧

What a surprise…

I invited them in

and I left them alone.

Well, Squidward,

what have we learned today?

Well, Squidward,

what have we learned today?

Well, Squidward,

what have we learned today?

Well, Squidward,

what have we learned today?

Guess what, Squidward?

Me and SpongeBob

are friends again.

Me and SpongeBob

are friends again.

Me and SpongeBob

are friends again.

Me and SpongeBob

are friends again.

Me and SpongeBob

are friends again.

Me and SpongeBob

are friends again.

Great. Go be friends

somewhere else.

Great. Go be friends

somewhere else.

Don’t you want us to help you

clean this up a little?

No! Out!

Psst! I think

he’s jealous.

Psst! I think

he’s jealous.

Psst! I think

he’s jealous.

How pathetic.

( slams )

Ow… my back.

( Spongebob snoring )

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🧽🧽🧽🧽🧽🧽🧽🧽🧽🧽🧽🧽

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🧽🧽🧽🧽🧽🧽🧽🧽🧽

( foghorn blares )

This is it, Gary.

( meows )

March

MoN TUE THUR FRI S

1 2 Gy! 4 5 6

8 9 10 11 12 13

15 16 17 18 19 20

Wed

3 BOATING

EXAM

TODAy!

The big boating exam is today.

March

SUN MoN TuE WED THUR FRI SAT

1 2 3 DRIVING 4 5 6

EXAM

ToDAy!

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I’ve never felt so capable…!

I’m ready, I’m ready, I’m ready.

Squidward, Squidward…

What?

I’m ready, Squidward.

SQUIDWARD:

Ready to move?

No, I’m ready to pass

my boating test.

No, I’m ready to pass

my boating test.

I’m ready, I’m ready,

I’m ready…

I’m ready, I’m ready,

I’m ready…

MRS. PUFF’S

BOATiNG WALL

SCHOOL ➡️ ➡️ ➡️ ➡️ START

I’m ready-eady-eady-eady

MRS. PuFF’S

BoaTiNG

SCHOOL

I’m ready-eady-eady-eady

eady-eady-eady-eady, ready.

MRS. PuFF’S

BoaTiNG

SCHOOL

Well, pal, I won’t be

needing you anymore.

Well, pal, I won’t be

needing you anymore.

I’m ready, I’m ready,

I’m ready, oh, yeah!

MRS. PuFF’S

BoaTiNG

SCHOOL

I’m ready!

MRS. PuFF’S

BoaTiNG

SCHOOL

I’m ready!

( examinee whooping it up )

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Yes!

Hey, I just

got my license.

Hey, I’m getting mine next.

Hey, I doubt it.

Okay.

See you on the road.

I’m ready!

Here I come, Mrs. Puff.

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Here I come, Mrs. Puff.

I’m ready, I’m ready, I’m ready,

I’m ready, I’m ready.

I’m ready, I’m ready, I’m ready,

I’m ready, I’m ready.

I’m ready, I’m ready, I’m ready,

I’m ready, I’m ready.

( sighs )

I’m not ready.

Hi, Mrs. Puff.

Today is the day I’m going

to pass my boating exam.

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We’ll see about

that, SpongeBob.

We’ll see about

that, SpongeBob.

First we must…

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First we must…

First I must pass the oral exam.

I am confident in my abilities

to successfully succeed.

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I know.

Okay, number one.

What is the front

of the boat?

What is the front

of the boat?

The bow.

What is the back?

Stern.

Number three:

“Right” is…

Port, skipper,

deck, cabin

galley,

keel, 1924.

You’ve passed the oral test.

What a surprise!

Now it’s time to once again take

the driving portion of the exam.

Okay, SpongeBob.

Get in the boat.

Oh, in this boat, right here?

Is it time already?

Get in the boat,

SpongeBob.

Oh, yeah,

absolutely.

Oh, yeah,

absolutely.

All you have to do

is get on the track.

All you have to do

is get on the track.

Okay, SpongeBob, what’s

the first thing you do?

Okay, SpongeBob, what’s

the first thing you do?

Okay, SpongeBob, what’s

the first thing you do?

1924?

No, no.

First thing is

to start the boat.

( yelling )

SpongeBob!

SpongeBob, relax.

It’s only the boat.

The boat?

Okay, now, what

do you do next?

Floor it?

Yes-- no!

No, don’t floor it.

Floor it?

No, don’t,

don’t floor it!

Okay, floor it.

No, no, no!

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( Mrs. Puff screaming )

( crash )

1/2 SHELL 🐚🐚🐚🐚

🐚🐚🐚🐚

( crash )

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( inflating )

( crash )

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( in deep voice ):

Oh, SpongeBob… why?

🍍🍍🍍🍍🍍🍍🍍🍍

🍍🍍🍍🍍🍍🍍🍍

I don’t know why, Gary.

GARY

I don’t know.

I’m tired of failing

that boating test.

I’m tired of failing

that boating test.

I’ve already taken it 37 times.

( meows )

GARY

Okay, 38.

( meowing )

GARY

No, Gary, I’m not walking.

PATRICK:

SpongeBob, this is

Star Ranger, over.

What is it, Patrick?

I got a surprise for you.

Oh, Patrick,

I’m not in the mood.

Oh, Patrick,

I’m not in the mood.

Oh, Patrick,

I’m not in the mood.

Get out of bed.

GARY

Okay, now what, Patrick?

GARY

Okay, now what, Patrick?

Go to your closet

for a surprise?

GARY

🧽🧽

🧽🧽🧽🧽🧽🧽

🧽🧽🧽🧽🧽🧽🧽🧽🧽

Okay, I’m at the closest.

Listen carefully.

What’s pink and square

at the same time?

I don’t know, Patrick.

Patrick SquarePants!

Pat, don’t do that.

I’ve got too much

to worry about.

What’s the problem?

I can’t pass my boating exam.

I’ve taken it 37…

( Gary meows )

38 times.

I know all

the answers…

until I get

behind the wheel.

I just need

something

to help me

think straight.

Thinking straight is what I do.

You drive, and I’ll do

all the thinking for you.

You drive, and I’ll do

all the thinking for you.

How are we going to do that?

🚶‍♂️📞🚶‍♂️📞🚶‍♂️📞🚶‍♂️📞🚶‍♂️📞🚶‍♂️📞

Come in, SpongeBob.

Hello.

Hello?

Hey, I can hear you in my head.

This is great--

while I’m taking the test

you can give me all the answers.

Wait a minute, Patrick.

Won’t I look silly with this

antenna coming out of my head?

Won’t I look silly with this

antenna coming out of my head?

Pat to Sponge, Pat to Sponge,

testing, testing.

Pat to Sponge, Pat to Sponge,

testing, testing.

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Testing, testing, testing,

testing, testing

testing, testing!

( yells )

Test, test! Do you read?

Sponge to Pat, I read you

loud and clear, over.

Got your apple ready?

🍎🍎🍎🍎🍎🍎

Lucky undergarments?

Hold on, hold on…

LUCKY

Bingo!

Underwear, apple and me.

LUCKY

You’re ready

to get that license.

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Oh, here comes Mrs. Puff!

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Act natural.

( mooing like cow )

No, no, get in the boat.

( siren approaches )

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Give her the apple.

Here you go,

ma’am.

Here you go,

ma’am.

Let’s get this

over with.

( breathes deeply )

What’s the first thing you do?

I…

Start the boat.

( motor starts )

( yelling )

Mrs. Puff.

Mrs. Puff!

Whoa!

Huh? What?

It’s okay, it’s

only the boat.

It’s okay, it’s

only the boat.

The boat!

You started the boat?

I… I think so.

Oh.

Well…

What’s the second thing you do?

1924?

No, no! Put it in drive.

Put it in drive?

Yes, yes, yes!

Put it in drive!

Then what?

Floor it?

No, no!

Freeze, mister.

Big toe.

Oh, gracious.

Oh, gracious! Oh!

18

( laughing nervously )

We haven’t crashed yet.

Okay, you’re coming

to your first turn.

Oh, no, the first turn.

WALL

Oh, no, the first turn.

WALL

Please, tell me

you know what to do

at the first turn.

Left.

Right!

WALL

Right!

Oh, my, this is

splendid, SpongeBob.

You’re doing fine.

STOP

♪♪

🔴

( no audio )

18

MY

DIARY

SPoNGEBoB

 SQuarePaNTs

MY

DIARY

NAME: SPoNGEBOB

SQuarEPaNTS

⬆️⬆️⬆️⬆️ 18

⬆️⬆️⬆️

⬆️⬆️

8

18

( laughing )

MRS. PUFF:

Splendid!

Wonderful!

8

There’s

the finish line.

It’s unbelievable.

Finish Line

18

You’ve shown the most

spectacular improvement

of any student

I’ve ever seen.

What’s your secret--

a little radio

in your head?

a little radio

in your head?

( laughing )

Oh, and under

that hat

Oh, and under

that hat

is some kind

of antenna?

( laughing )

And some guy miles

away from here

is giving you

all the answers.

( laughing uncontrollably )

( laughing uproariously )

Oh, yes…

but that would

be cheating.

( Patrick laughs uproariously )

Aha! Cheating!

( Patrick laughing loudly )

I’m cheating?

Mrs. Puff?

Yes, my star pupil.

I think I’m cheating.

What’s that, dear?

I think

I am cheating!

I think

I am cheating!

You… you’ve let

go of the wheel.

I do have an antenna

under my hat.

There is a guy

giving me

all the answers.

There is a guy

giving me

all the answers.

It’s all true.

I’m cheating,

I’m cheating.

What?

( sobbing mournfully )

I’m sorry,

Mrs. Puff.

I’m sorry,

Mrs. Puff.

I’m sorry.

The wheel, SpongeBob.

The wheel.

SPONGEBOB:

Cheating!

I’m a cheater.

Cheater.

Finish Line

No, no, no!

MRS. PUFF:

It’s quite all right,

you can cheat.

SPONGEBOB:

No, I’m cheating.

Finish Line

SPONGEBOB:

No, I’m cheating.

MRS. PUFF:

That way,

SpongeBob.

Finish Line

I’m cheating.

MRS. PUFF:

Cheat that way,

that way!

“Cheater, cheater

pumpkin eater.”

MRS. PUFF:

It’s okay, just…

SPONGEBOB:

No!

Finish Line

That way! That way!

Finish Line

That way! That way!

Cheat that way!

SPONGEBOB:

Cheater!

( crash )

( inflating )

Oh, SpongeBob.

Why?

Mrs. Puff,

I think I cheated.

( siren approaching )

MAN:

My leg!

Oh, I’m sorry for letting

you down again, Mrs. Puff.

MRS. Pu

BoAT

SCHo

Oh, I’m sorry for letting

you down again, Mrs. Puff.

Oh, I’m sorry for letting

you down again, Mrs. Puff.

It’s okay,

SpongeBob.

MRS. Pu

BoAT

SCHo

You didn’t mean it.

Okay, boys, take me away.

( grunts )

Don’t worry, Mrs. Puff.

I’ll try harder next semester.

( sobbing )

It’ll be great!

MRS. PuFF’S

BoaTiNG

SCHoOL

Only now I don’t even

have my bike.

MRS. PuFF’S

BoaTiNG

SCHoOL

Only now I don’t even

have my bike.

( Gary meows )

Gary!

My bike!

You’ve found it.

This sponge is still mobile.

All right, let’s go surprise

someone at the hospital.

All right, let’s go surprise

someone at the hospital.

All right, let’s go surprise

someone at the hospital.

All right, let’s go surprise

someone at the hospital.

All right, let’s go surprise

someone at the hospital.

All right, let’s go surprise

someone at the hospital.

All right, let’s go surprise

someone at the hospital.

Ending Credits: Naughty Nautical Neighbors and Boating School August 7, 1999[]

“NAUGHTY NAUTiCAL

NEiGHBORS”

“BOATiNG SCHOOL”

EXECUTiVE PRODUCER

Stephen Hillenburg

LiNE PRODUCER

Donna Castricone

ART DiRECTOR

Nicholas R. Jennings

SUPERViSiNG DiRECTOR

Alan Smart

STORY EDiTOR

Peter Burns

WRiTERS

Peter Burns

Mr. Lawrence

Derek Drymon

Stephen Hillenburg

SCRiPT COORDiNATOR

Alex Gordon

Rodger Bumpass ………………… Squidward Tentacles (character),

Squidward Tentacles (character) (cameo),

Incidental 50 (debut) (Crowd)

Tom Kenny ………………………… SpongeBob SquarePants (character),

Gary the Snail (character) (cameo),

Gary the Snail (character), Incidental 50 (debut) (Crowd)

Bill Fagerbakke ……………….. Patrick Star (character),

Incidental 2 (Archie), Incidental 25 (debut) (Paramedic),

Incidental 26 (debut) (Joe), Incidental 50 (debut) (Crowd)

Mr. Lawrence …………………………. Gary the Snail (character) (cameo),

Incidental 27 (production order debut) (Customer),

Incidental 50 (debut) (Crowd), Fred (character), Incidentals

Mary Jo Catlett ………….. Mrs. Puff (character) (debut)

CASTiNG DiRECTOR

Donna Grillo

SCRiPT AND CASTiNG COORDiNATOR

Alex Gordon

CASTiNG COORDiNATOR

Alex Gordon

EXECUTiVE ASSiSTANT

Jennie Monica

SUPERViSiNG SOUND ENGiNEER

Krandal Crews

2ND ENGiNEER

Jim Leber

ASSiSTANT ENGiNEER

Justin Brinsfield

AUDiO SUPERViSOR & DiALOGUE EDiTOR

Tony Ostyn

AUDiO SUPERViSOR AND DiALOGUE EDiTOR

Tony Ostyn

ANiMATiC OPERATOR

Brian Robitaille

ANiMATiC SCANNERS

Jon Delaurie

Kevin Zelch

ANiMATiC SCANNER

Jon Delaurie

Kevin Zelch

ASSiSTANT STORYBOARD ARTiSTS

Carl Greenblatt

Bruce B. Heller

Bill Reiss

Soonjin Mooney

ORiGiNAL CHARACTER DESiGN

Stephen Hillenburg

CHARACTER DESiGNER

Todd White

PROP DESiGNER

Thaddeus Paul Couldron

CLEAN-UP ARTiST

Soonjin Mooney

ARTiST iNTERN

Cynthia Tello

LAYOUT SUPERViSOR

Kenny Pittenger

BG LAYOUT DESiGN

John Seymore

BACKGROUND PAiNTERS

Michael Chen

Andy “Spike” Clark

Calvin G. Liang

DiGiTAL BG SUPERViSOR

Andrew Brandou

DiGiTAL BG COORDiNATOR

David Wigforss

DiGiTAL BG ASSiSTANTS

Stephen Christian

Steven Kellams

SUPERViSiNG COLOR STYLiST

Teale Reon Wang

COLOR STYLiST

Dene Ann Heming

ASSiSTANT COLOR KEY

Meg Hanna

SHEET TiMERS

Andrew Overtoom

Juli Murphy Hashiguchi

Julie Murphy Hashiguchi

FiNAL CHECKER

Karen Shaffer

PRODUCTiON COORDiNATORS

Megan Brown

June Tedesco

PRODUCTiON ASSiSTANTS

Marcy Dewey

Derek iversen

POST PRODUCTiON DiRECTOR

Heather Adams

POST PRODUCTiON SUPERViSOR

Wendi McNeese

POST PRODUCTiON ASSiSTANTS

Matt Brown

Mishelle Smith

Shawn Trask

PiCTURE EDiTORS

Lynn Hobson

PiCTURE EDiTOR

Lynn Hobson

POST PRODUCTiON SOUND

SUPERViSOR AND MiXER

Timothy J. BorQuez

SOUND FX DESiGNER AND EDiTOR

Jeff Hutchins

DiALOGUE ADR EDiTORS

Jason Freedman

Jason Freeman

RE-RECORDiNG MiXERS

Timothy J. BorQuez

Timothy J. Garrity

FOLEY MiXER

Brad Brock

FOLEY ARTiST

Diane Greco

MUSiC EDiTOR

Nicolas Carr

MUSiC COMPOSED BY

The Blue Hawaiians

Sage Guyton & Jeremy Wakefield

Steve Belfer

Brad Carow

MUSiC CONTRiBUTiONS

Lovecat Music

MUSiCAL CONTRiBUTiONS

Lovecat Music

Los Mel-tones

The Langhorns

SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS

THEME SONG

LYRiCS BY

Stephen Hillenburg

Derek Drymon

COMPOSED BY

Hank Smith Music

PERFORMED BY

Pat Pinney

ON-LiNE EDiTORS

Barry Cohen

Dan Aguliar

DAViNCi COLORiST

Dexter P.

POST PRODUCTiON SERViCES

Anderson Video

Encore Video

Todd AO-Hollywood Digital

ANiMATiON SERViCES

Rough Draft Studios, Korea

OVERSEAS SUPERViSOR

Doug Williams

LiVE ACTiON iSLAND FOOTAGE BY

Bad Clams Productions, inc.

Sample Corporation

LiVE ACTiON FOOTAGE BY

Bad Clams Productions, inc.

Sample Corporation

TiTLE STiLL PHOTOGRAPHY BY

David Frapwell

STiLL PHOTOGRAPHY

David Frapwell

DEVELOPED BY

Derek Drymon

Tim Hill

Nicholas R. Jennings

PRODUCTiON EXECUTiVE

Eric Coleman

EXECUTiVE iN CHARGE OF

PRODUCTiON

Brian A. Miller

United Plankton

Pictures inc.

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VHS Episode Description[]

Squidward tricks SpongeBob and Patrick into

believing they’re no longer friends.

Test time at Mrs. Puff’s Boating School means another chance for

SpongeBob to ace the boat driving exam. To assure a passing

score, SpongeBob and Patrick come up with a plan: plant a

walkie-talkie in SpongeBob’s head so Patrick can direct him from

afar. Great idea. Until SpongeBob realizes it’s cheating!

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DVD (June 1st, 2004)-SpongeBob SquarePants: SpongeGuard on Duty

DVD (October 28th, 2003)-SpongeBob SquarePants: The Complete 1st Season (Disc 1)

DVD (September 22nd, 2009)-SpongeBob SquarePants: The First 100 Episodes (Disc 1) (Season 1)

DVD (July 2nd, 2002)-Nickelodeon DVD Sampler

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