Premiered: Saturday, August 21, 1999
Episode Transcript [Closed Captioning][]
PickLes
storyboard director
Steve Fonti
storyboard artists
Chris Mitchell
Jay Lender
written by
Steve Fonti
Chris Mitchell
Pete r Burns
Peter Burns
animation director
Tom Yasumi
creative director
Derek Drymon
THE
KRuSTy
KRaB
ENTER
Welcome to the Krusty Krab.
My name is Squidward.
Can I take your order?
Hmm, oh, I’ll have a…
GALLEY GRUB
KRaBBY PATTIE … 200
KRUSTY COMBO 399
KRUSTY DELUXE … 300
Sides
SeaWeed Salad … 150
Coral Bits …..… 195
No.
Oh, maybe…
No.
Hmm, I’ll have…
No. Well, maybe…
Are you planning
on ordering today, sir?
I’ll have a Krabby pattie.
How original.
And with extra onions.
Daring today, aren’t we.
One Krabby pattie,
extra onions.
One Krabby pattie,
extra onions.
One Crying Johnny coming up.
One Crying Johnny coming up.
One Crying Johnny coming up.
First bun, then pattie,
followed by ketchup, mustard
pickles, extra onions, lettuce,
cheese, tomatoes and bun
in that order.
in that order.
One Crying Johnny up!
Whatever.
12 Krabby patties on wheat buns.
( SpongeBob repeating quickly: )
Bun, Krabby pattie, bun.
One dozen crying cows
on the farm.
Up!
Thanks, Farmer Brown.
It’s been a thrill serving you.
Can I get some extra salt?
We’re all out.
Could you check?
No.
No.
Let me guess, Tiny
a small salad?
GALLEY
I take a double triple barfy
deluxe on a raft.
Four-by-four,
animal style.
Extra shingles
with a shimmy
and a squeeze.
Light axle grease, make it cry.
Burn it and let it swim.
We serve food here.
I got it already, Squidward.
( gasping: )
Bubble Bath.
Squarepants.
I hear talk
you make a mean
Krabby pattie.
Yep!
I hear talk
you’re kind of picky.
Yep!
Well, then,
here you go!
( stomping )
( stomping )
( sniffing )
Mm.
Well, Bubble Bath,
what do you think?
This is pretty good.
Only one thing--
You forgot the pickles!
( all gasping )
No!
The best there is?
I don’t think so.
You lose.
You lose.
But the pickles should be
right where they always are.
I know I put them on.
Where are those pickles?
Pickles, pickles, pickles.
Ah!
I believe
you owe me two bucks.
Two bucks!
Your guarantee.
GALLEY GRUB
KRaBBY PATTiE …. 200
KRuSTY COMBO …. 399
KRuSTY DELUXE …. 300
Sides
150
- money back guarantee -
Oh, that. Well,
can we talk about this?
No.
$$
How about a discount
on restroom tokens?
Afraid not!
How about a free
glass of water?
A dozen free glasses of water!
I’ll even put ice in it.
No, come back.
$$
Two dollars, two dollars.
No, no.
Mr. Krabs, I know
I put pickles on
that Krabby pattie.
That two bucks
is coming out of your paycheck.
Wait.
Wait!
Get back to work.
We got orders waiting.
I need a Krabby pattie.
Okay, I am not going
to blow it this time.
Let’s see.
Bun down, then ketchup,
then mustard, then pickles--
No, that’s not right!
Bun down, mustard, then ketchup,
lettuce, then the pickles--
no.
Mustard down, bun, oh,
where does the pattie go?
Pickles, ketchup…
Think, think,
I’m losing it.
Bun down, shoe,
mustard, pan, oh, no.
Mr. Krabs, I am so confused.
I can’t remember
how to do anything.
Why don’t you take
the rest of the day off.
Oh, no, Mr. Krabs.
Who will make
the Krabby patties?
Oh, don’t worry about that.
We got Squidward.
Huh?
DER
RE
Mr. Krabs is right.
I need to get my head straight.
Now is it bun, pattie, ketchup.
Ah!
The door, the door!
Mr. Krabs,
the front door is missing!
Oh.
Oh.
Ha, ha, sorry about that.
This pickle thing has got my
head all messed up.
I better get on home
and rest my brain.
Which way do I live?
Of course.
Ha! Ha!
No, no, was it
bun, pattie, bun?
Tomato, pickle, bun?
BuN, BuN, PATTy
ATTy, PICkLE BuN
BuN, PATTy, BuN
TOMATO, PICkLE, BuN
No. Bun, no.
No shoe.
Oh, I am so confused.
Maybe a good night’s sleep will
help me get my head on straight.
Oh, was it mattress, mattress,
sheets, pillow, then SpongeBob.
Oh, think, Sponge.
Oh, yeah, it was mattress,
SpongeBob, mattress
then sheets, pillow.
Good night, Gary.
Meow.
No, this isn’t right.
Good night, Gary.
Meow.
Wait, this isn’t right, either.
Wait, this isn’t right, either.
Nope.
Negative.
Come on, come on, get it right.
Wrong, wrong.
Wrong!
Nope.
12
93
6
Naw!
Negatory.
( rooster crowing )
( horn blowing )
( horn blowing )
Oh, I almost had it.
( horn continues to blow )
Come on, clock.
How do I turn this thing off?
Think! Think! Think!
Meow.
Gary.
( horn continues )
( horn continues )
THE
KRuSTY
KRaB
ENTER
( choking )
( bell rings )
Patties are done.
Hey, he burnt
my Krabby pattie.
He burnt my fries.
He burnt my fries.
( slurping )
He burnt my shake.
( muttering angrily )
No, come back.
No, no.
I got to get SpongeBob back.
ORDeR
HERE
SpongeBob?
SpongeBob!
Mr. Krabs, hello.
Do you how do?
Why are you
talking funny, man?
I anything can’t do right
since because pickles.
Nonsense.
You’ll be back
making Krabby patties
like your old self in no time.
I think don’t
ready back
to go to work,
Mr. Krabs.
Well, you’re fine,
me boy.
( crash )
Ooh, well, maybe not.
All we need to do
is get your confidence back
so you can make me more money.
I mean, patties.
I how do that?
It’s like
riding a bike.
You never forget.
You never forget.
Uh, I’m going
to help you.
You learn to make your
Krabby pattie again
your life
will be back in order.
Mr. Krabs, I don’t know…
take your time.
No, no, no, no.
Hmm…
( snoring )
I got it.
I got it!
It’s all very clear
to me now, Mr. Krabs.
It is?
Yes, I finally realize
that I can’t do it.
I can’t do it, Mr. Krabs.
I’m a failure.
Don’t talk like that!
Don’t you get it,
you crustaceous cheapskate--
I can’t make a double crabby
pattie with the works.
I can’t put a pattie on a bun
with lettuce, cheese, onions
tomatoes, ketchup, mustard,
pickles, and top bun
together in that order!
It’s time.
GALLEy GRuB ORDER
HERE
Hey, SpongeBob’s back.
ALL:
SpongeBob!
I hear Squarepants is back.
I’m right here, Bubble Bath.
I thought I ran you out of town.
I thought I ran you out of town.
This is where I belong.
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( growls )
Roar.
( gasps )
ORDER
HERE
Give me the regular.
And this time,
don’t forget the pickles.
I didn’t.
Mmm…
Mmm…
Still no pickles!
See.
ALL:
Yuck.
You failed again,
SpongeBob Loserpants.
( diabolical laugh )
Wait a minute.
Look.
Look.
He’s been hiding
the pickles
under his tongue
the whole time.
And there’s the pickle
from last time, too.
And there’s my car keys.
And there’s my ride.
Three cheers for the return of
our master Fry Cook, SpongeBob.
the
HEADS
Hip-hip--
ALL:
hooray!
Hip-hip--
ALL:
hooray!
the
HEADS
And three cheers
for the fry cook
who took my place
while I was gone--
Squidward.
Hip-hip.
( unenthusiastic response )
Hip-hip.
( unenthusiastic response )
Hip-hip.
THE
KRuSTy
KRaB
ENTER
Boo!
You stink!
- Home Video Releases
SpongeBob SquarePants: Sea Stories VHS (November 5th, 2002)
SpongeBob SquarePants: Sea Stories DVD (November 5th, 2002)
SpongeBob SquarePants: The Complete 1st Season DVD (Disc 1) (October 28th, 2003)
SpongeBob SquarePants: Volume 2 Game Boy Advance Video (May 12th, 2004)
SpongeBob SquarePants: The First 100 Episodes DVD (Disc 1) (Season 1) (September 22nd, 2009)