Picture Day/Pat No Pay/Blackjack (SpongeBob SquarePants) (transcript) (8/2/2007)

Premiered: Thursday, August 2, 2007

Episode Transcript [Closed Captioning][]

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🌼🌼🌼🌼 PiCTuRE 🌼🌼🌼🌼

🌼🌼🌼🌼 DAY 🌼🌼🌼🌼

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storyboard director

Casey Alexander

written by

Casey Alexander

Dani Michaeli

creative director

Vincent Waller

animation director

Alan Smart

supervising producer

Paul Tibbitt

(Gary snoring)

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(horn blaring)

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⬆️

(laughing)

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Nice try, alarmy.

But you gotta get pretty early

to wake me up

on picture day!

(meowing)

Now, if you’ll

excuse me,

Gary.

I must go make myself…

picturesque!

✨✨ ✨✨ ✨✨ ✨✨ ✨✨✨

(squeaking)

✨

(buzzing)

Perfect!

I’m ready!

Whoa-hoo!

(meowing)

(humming)

(gasps)

Fine, fine, not to worry,

no problem.

(screaming):

I’m ready!

(screaming):

I’m ready!

(screaming):

I’m ready!

(screaming):

I’m ready!

Meow? Again.

It’s time to take a

corrective approach.

It’s time to take a

corrective approach.

It’s time to take a

corrective approach.

It’s time to take a

corrective approach.

Good morning,

Squidward.

Good morning,

Squidward.

I’d love to stop

and chat right now

I’d love to stop

and chat right now

but it’s picture day.

(muffled scream)

(laughs)

Still looking good, Spongy.

And boating school is just

around the corner.

And boating school is just

around the corner.

(screaming)

Take cover!

The teenagers,

they’ve been let out of school.

And they’re pelting us

with balloons

filled with…

Ketchup?

Save yourself, kid.

I’m finished.

(laughing and shouting)

Gotcha!

KATSUP

🔴

Wait, wait, don’t squirt!

Please, you’ve got to spare me.

I’ve got picture day today.

Oh, pictures, huh?

Well, let me help you

with your makeup. Ha!

Well, let me help you

with your makeup. Ha!

Well, let me help you

with your makeup. Ha!

Well, let me help you

with your makeup. Ha!

KATSUP

Well, let me help you

with your makeup. Ha!

Ha!

KIDS:

Get him!

(shouting)

(kids shouting)

Well, I’m not sure how I did it,

but I…

Oh!

Fiddlesticks.

Missed again.

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And now, as an extra precaution,

to keep me looking shiny

and new…

SPONGEGLOSS

No grime can penetrate

the glossy sheen

of Spongegloss!

There it is.

So close.

MRS. PuFF’S

BoaTiNG

SCHOOL

It’s still so shiny!

✨✨✨

It’s still so shiny!

(birds chirping)

(screaming)

(brakes squealing)

(screaming)

Hey, it’s just water.

STAMPS

(crash)

(sputtering)

Stamps!

(crash)

Oatmeal!

Glue.

GLUE O

STAMPS

OATMEAL

Hey, buddy.

Patrick, a little privacy?

Oh. Sorry, SpongeBob.

I just came over

to borrow some jelly.

I just came over

to borrow some jelly.

Well, go ahead.

But I don’t have time

to play right now.

I am late

for picture day,

and I just can’t seem

to get to school

without being covered

by unsightly debris.

If only I had

a steel barrier

to protect me

from the filth

to protect me

from the filth

to protect me

from the filth

to protect me

from the filth

to protect me

from the filth

of the outside world.

I have the solution!

Ew!

I have solved

my hunger problem.

I have solved

my hunger problem.

I have solved

my hunger problem.

I have solved

my hunger problem.

I have solved

my hunger problem.

I have solved

my hunger problem.

That’s it!

This jelly jar

will insulate me

This jelly jar

will insulate me

from the dirty dregs

of Bikini Bottom.

If you don’t

mind, Patrick,

we don’t have much time.

MRS. PuFF’S

BoaTiNG

SCHOOL

We’re here!

PiCTURE DAY

We’re here!

Hey, what did I bring jelly for?

Uh, Patrick…

Oh, yeah. I was going to put it

on this peanut butter taco.

No, no, no, no, Patrick!

I’m not jelly! I’m not Jelly!

Oh! SpongeBob,

get out of my taco!

Oh! SpongeBob,

get out of my taco!

Oh! SpongeBob,

get out of my taco!

(crying)

What’s the matter, SpongeBob?

Patrick, I just want

to take a decent picture today.

Patrick, I just want

to take a decent picture today.

Because, someday, I will

graduate from boating school,

Because, someday, I will

graduate from boating school,

Because, someday, I will

graduate from boating school,

and I don’t want

to be remembered

and I don’t want

to be remembered

as the guy covered

in peanut butter

as the guy covered

in peanut butter

and taco shells!

There you are.

Say “cheese.”

And here’s the last one.

Now, just give a nice smile

to the camera, SpongeBob.

Now, just give a nice smile

to the camera, SpongeBob.

Now, just give a nice smile

to the camera, SpongeBob.

Now, just give a nice smile

to the camera, SpongeBob.

Now, just give a nice smile

to the camera, SpongeBob.

Now, just give a nice smile

to the camera, SpongeBob.

Now, just give a nice smile

to the camera, SpongeBob.

Wait. Can I go home

and change first?

No time. Say “cheese.”

Cheese, cheese,

cheese, cheese, cheese.

Cheese, cheese,

cheese, cheese, cheese.

Quit that

moody brooding.

This will

clean you up.

This will

clean you up.

Don’t snivel

like that!

A winner

doesn’t snivel.

Try putting this on.

(grunting)

This is it!

Now you are looking

like a winner.

Now you are looking

like a winner.

Now you are looking

like a winner.

(crying)

SpongeBob,

please stop crying

SpongeBob,

please stop crying

SpongeBob,

please stop crying

SpongeBob,

please stop crying

SpongeBob,

please stop crying

so he can

take the picture.

Do not worry, Mrs. Puff.

I brought Pearlie.

Pearlie

I can’t stop crying!

This will make

you smile,

whether you want

to or not.

whether you want

to or not.

whether you want

to or not.

whether you want

to or not.

whether you want

to or not.

whether you want

to or not.

Now say “cheese.”

Cheese.

(camera shutter clicks)

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There I am!

Cautious

Memories

There I am!

Hey, I don’t look

so bad after all!

Episode Transcript [Closed Captioning][]

P A T

N o

P A Y

storyboard director

Zeus Cervas

written by

Zeus Cervas

Dani Michaeli

creative director

Vincent Waller

animation director

Alan Smart

supervising producer

Paul Tibbitt

T H E

K R u S T y

K R a B

ENTER

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Yeesh, we need some customers

in here.

(Patrick groaning,

stomach growling)

Ooh. What’s gotten into you?

I don’t know.

What’s happening to me?!

I think I can explain.

Yes, I’ve seen this one before.

It’s a common symptom.

Patrick is suffering

from Krabby Patty withdrawal.

Patrick is suffering

from Krabby Patty withdrawal.

He needs one or he’ll

keep mumbling about it

for the next three

and a half minutes.

Ooh, he needs

one, eh?

Ooh, he needs

one, eh?

Ooh, he needs

one, eh?

Methinks a paying customer

is in our midst.

Methinks a paying customer

is in our midst.

Methinks a paying customer

is in our midst.

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Methinks a paying customer

is in our midst.

Methinks a paying customer

is in our midst.

Methinks a paying customer

is in our midst.

Methinks a paying customer

is in our midst.

Methinks a paying customer

is in our midst.

Methinks a paying customer

is in our midst.

Patrick, how’s a Krabby Patty

with extra cheese sound?

Patrick, how’s a Krabby Patty

with extra cheese sound?

Give me!

(singsongy):

Not yet.

First I have to know.

Can you pay for it?

O R D E R

H E R E

Can you pay for it?

Oh, yeah,

I can pay for it.

Good boy.

Ah…

10

SeCoNDs

LaTeR

(snoring)

My good man,

how you doing?

My good man,

how you doing?

My good man,

how you doing?

G-Good.

Excellent.

Now let’s get down

to business.

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2 1.00

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1 1.00

1 2.00

1 1.00

1 2.00

2 3.00

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2 2.00

1 1.00

Now let’s get down

to business.

Now let’s get down

to business.

What’s that?

It’s your bill.

What’s that?

It’s your bill.

What’s that?

It’s your bill.

What’s that?

It’s your bill.

1 1.00

2 2.00

1.00

3.00

2.00

1 1.00

1 2.00

2 3.00

3 1.00

1 1.00

2 2.00

I don’t have any money.

What?! I thought you said

you could pay for it.

What?! I thought you said

you could pay for it.

What?! I thought you said

you could pay for it.

What?! I thought you said

you could pay for it.

Oh… I’m paying for it,

all right.

Oh… I’m paying for it,

all right.

Oh… I’m paying for it,

all right.

Oh… I’m paying for it,

all right.

Oh… I’m paying for it,

all right.

(burps)

Non-paying customer!

(alarm blaring)

GALLEy GR

PATRICK (gasping):

Huh?

PATRICK (gasping):

Huh?

R u S T y

K R a B

ENTER

PATRICK (gasping):

Huh?

PATRICK (gasping):

Huh?

PATRICK (gasping):

Huh?

PATRICK (gasping):

Huh?

You’re going to pay

one way or another.

You’re going to pay

one way or another.

You’re going to pay

one way or another.

You’re going to pay

one way or another.

All right, Patrick,

if you’re not going to pay

for your food with money,

if you’re not going to pay

for your food with money,

you’re going to pay

with hard physical labor.

I want you

to swab the latrine.

I want you

to swab the latrine.

I want you

to swab the latrine.

I want you

to swab the latrine.

I want you

to swab the latrine.

I’ll be back in a while

to check up on you.

I’ll be back in a while

to check up on you.

(muttering):

Bottom-feeding imbecile.

(muttering):

Bottom-feeding imbecile.

(muttering):

Bottom-feeding imbecile.

(muttering):

Bottom-feeding imbecile.

No problem.

♪ Tra-la-la-la-la,

work, work, work, work. ♪

♪ Tra-la-la-la-la,

work, work, work, work. ♪

♪ Tra-la-la-la-la,

work, work, work, work. ♪

♪ Tra-la-la-la-la,

work, work, work, work. ♪

♪ Tra-la-la-la-la,

work, work, work, work. ♪

So, Patrick, how are you…?

(gasps)

What in blazes

did you do?

What in blazes

did you do?

What in blazes

did you do?

What in blazes

did you do?

I accidentally

tried the hand soap.

I accidentally

tried the hand soap.

I accidentally

tried the hand soap.

I accidentally

tried the hand soap.

I accidentally

tried the hand soap.

I accidentally

tried the hand soap.

I accidentally

tried the hand soap.

I accidentally

tried the hand soap.

I accidentally

tried the hand soap.

I accidentally

tried the hand soap.

Ah, it doesn’t taste

as good as it smells.

Ah, it doesn’t taste

as good as it smells.

Ah, it doesn’t taste

as good as it smells.

Ah, it doesn’t taste

as good as it smells.

Ah, it doesn’t taste

as good as it smells.

Ah, it doesn’t taste

as good as it smells.

(Mr. Krabs muttering)

See these ice cube trays?

I want you

to put ‘em in that bucket.

I want you

to put ‘em in that bucket.

I want you

to put ‘em in that bucket.

I want you

to put ‘em in that bucket.

I want you

to put ‘em in that bucket.

I want you

to put ‘em in that bucket.

I want you

to put ‘em in that bucket.

How do I do it?

Figure it out.

(stammering)

I have to be very gentle.

Bam!

What the…?

What are you doing?!

What the…?

What are you doing?!

What the…?

What are you doing?!

What the…?

What are you doing?!

What the…?

What are you doing?!

What the…?

What are you doing?!

What the…?

What are you doing?!

Almost done, Mr. Krabs.

You’ve destroyed

me refrigerator.

You’ve destroyed

me refrigerator.

You’ve destroyed

me refrigerator.

You’ve destroyed

me refrigerator.

You’ve destroyed

me refrigerator.

You’ve destroyed

me refrigerator.

You’ve destroyed

me refrigerator.

You’ve destroyed

me refrigerator.

You’ve destroyed

me refrigerator.

(sobbing):

You’ve destroyed many

of the things I love.

(sobbing):

You’ve destroyed many

of the things I love.

(sobbing):

You’ve destroyed many

of the things I love.

(sobbing):

You’ve destroyed many

of the things I love.

(sobbing):

You’ve destroyed many

of the things I love.

(sobbing):

You’ve destroyed many

of the things I love.

(sobbing):

You’ve destroyed many

of the things I love.

(sobbing):

You’ve destroyed many

of the things I love.

I got another job that even

a nimrod like you

couldn’t mess up.

a nimrod like you

couldn’t mess up.

a nimrod like you

couldn’t mess up.

a nimrod like you

couldn’t mess up.

a nimrod like you

couldn’t mess up.

a nimrod like you

couldn’t mess up.

a nimrod like you

couldn’t mess up.

a nimrod like you

couldn’t mess up.

a nimrod like you

couldn’t mess up.

Alls you got to do

T R A S H

is throw all these trash bags

down the trash chute like so.

is throw all these trash bags

down the trash chute like so.

T R A S H

is throw all these trash bags

down the trash chute like so.

is throw all these trash bags

down the trash chute like so.

is throw all these trash bags

down the trash chute like so.

See?

Yep. Good.

Because if you

mess this up,

Because if you

mess this up,

Because if you

mess this up,

you’ll never eat another

Krabby Patty again.

you’ll never eat another

Krabby Patty again.

(screams)

T R A S H

(screams)

Hurry, hurry, hurry!

T R A S H

Here, boy, take this sack of

loot and put her in me safe.

45 15

30

$$$$$

$$$$

Here, boy, take this sack of

loot and put her in me safe.

Okey-dokey,

Mr. Krabs.

Okey-dokey,

Mr. Krabs.

Okey-dokey,

Mr. Krabs.

45 15

30

$$$$$

$$$$

Okey-dokey,

Mr. Krabs.

(SpongeBob whistling,

banging in background)

T R A S H

R O O M

$$$

Huh?

Hurry, hurry, hurry, hurry!

(grunting)

Patrick?

What’s up, buddy?

$$$$$

$$$$

I have to get rid

of this trash,

$

I have to get rid

of this trash,

but it won’t go down!

(laughing):

That’s because you didn’t hit

(laughing):

That’s because you didn’t hit

O N

O F F

$$$$$$

$$$$$

the trash compacter switch.

O N

O F F

(gasps)

SpongeBob,

you’re a genius.

SpongeBob,

you’re a genius.

SpongeBob,

you’re a genius.

SpongeBob,

you’re a genius.

$$$$ — — — — — — T R

$$$$

$$$

Oh, no, there’s

one left!

$$$$$$$$$$$$$

$$$$$$$$$$

$$$$$$

Patrick, that’s not a…

trash bag!

Patrick, that’s not a…

trash bag!

Patrick, that’s not a…

trash bag!

T R A S H

(compacter whirring)

$$$$$$$$

(compacter whirring)

No!

Why won’t you go down?!

ON

OFF

Why won’t you go down?!

$$$$$

$$$$$$

Well, well, let’s see

how the poor boy’s doing.

Well, well, let’s see

how the poor boy’s doing.

T R A S H

R O O M

Well, well, let’s see

how the poor boy’s doing.

Well, well, let’s see

how the poor boy’s doing.

Well, well, let’s see

how the poor boy’s doing.

Well, well, let’s see

how the poor boy’s doing.

Well, well, let’s see

how the poor boy’s doing.

Well, well, let’s see

how the poor boy’s doing.

Well, did you earn me money

back yet, Patrick?

Well, did you earn me money

back yet, Patrick?

Well, did you earn me money

back yet, Patrick?

T R A S H

$

$$$$$$$$$

$$$$$$$$$$$

$$$$$$$$$$$$

$$$$$$$$$$$$$

$$$$$$$$

Can I eat now?

Episode Transcript [Closed Captioning][]

B L A C K J A C K

storyboard directors

Casey Alexander

Zeus Cervas

written by

Casey Alexander

Zeus Cervas

Richard Pursel

creative director

Vincent Waller

animation director

Alan Smart

supervising producer

Paul Tibbitt

special guest voice

Marion Ross

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(meow)

Thank you, Mr. Postman.

Thanks, Gary.

Hmm, can’t read

the return address.

S p o n g e B o b S Q u a r e P a n t s

T h e P i n e a p p l e

B i K i n i B o t t O m

Maybe this will shed some light.

Hey , SPONGE BOB ,

It’s your COuSIN

BLACK Jack

Guess what I’m out

Of PRISON and DECIDED

TO pay your

PARENTS A Visit

IF you

want to

PARENTS A Visit

IF you

want to

SEE them AGAIN

Meet me For

A Wrestling Match

@ THEIR house

try it Little MAN

BLACK

JACK

Cousin Blackjack’s

out of prison?!

(meow)

That’s right, Gary!

My cousin Blackjack.

The same cousin Blackjack

that used to beat me up

all the time when we were kids.

Oh!

(laughing)

Come on, little man,

let’s go a couple of rounds.

Come on, little man,

let’s go a couple of rounds.

Come on, little man,

let’s go a couple of rounds.

If you think you’re tough.

Why should we?

Because it’ll show

what a little man

you are.

(screaming)

Oh, no,

that was years

ago, Gary.

that was years

ago, Gary.

(meow)

My sentiments

exactly.

Just imagine

what he must look like now.

Hi, SpongeBob,

it’s been a while.

Hi, SpongeBob,

it’s been a while.

Hi, SpongeBob,

it’s been a while.

Good to see you’re still

a little man.

Good to see you’re still

a little man.

(laughing)

(raspy laughter)

No!

That brute has my parents!

I’ve got to get over there.

Gary, I don’t know

how long I’ll be gone.

I don’t know

if I’ll ever come back.

I don’t know

if I’ll ever come back.

(meow)

I may get beaten

to a quivering pulp,

but I must do it

for the sake of my parents!

but I must do it

for the sake of my parents!

(panting)

WE L C O ME

Oh, my gosh!

What happened

to my parent’s house?

What happened

to my parent’s house?

What’s this?

DO NOT CROSS DO NOT CRO DO NOT CROS

DO NOT CR NOT CROSS DO NO

What’s this?

“Do not cross.”

DO NO SS DO NOT CR

S DO S DO NOT CR

WELC oM

“Do not cross.”

NOT CR DO NOT

DO NOT CROSS DO

Is that police tape?

There’s only one reason

for the police being here.

A crime has been committed.

DO NOT SS DO NOT CR

D SS DO NOT C

No!

Get it together, SquarePants.

To face Blackjack, you’ve got to

be as tough as nails.

To face Blackjack, you’ve got to

be as tough as nails.

DO NOT DO NOT CR

DO DO NOT C

(inhales deeply)

(martial arts yells)

SS DO NOT CRoSS DO NOT CRoSS DO

T CROSS DO ROSS DO NOT CROSS D

W LC OME

(grunting)

Huh?

What?

All the furniture is

covered in plastic.

All the furniture is

covered in plastic.

All the furniture is

covered in plastic.

The police must have covered

everything

to preserve the crime scene.

What could have happened here?

(shoes squeaking)

What’s this?

Blackjack smashed

my family portrait.

Blackjack smashed

my family portrait.

Blackjack smashed

my family portrait.

Oh, no! What has he done

with my parents?!

Oh, no! What has he done

with my parents?!

WELCoME

Oh, darling,

it’s so nice to spend

quality time with you,

what with you in the office

all hours of the day.

(sighing)

(banging)

(screaming)

(laughing)

I got a new outfit for you.

Fiend!

Where did he take them?

I must find more evidence.

What’s this? Another note?

SPONGE Bob

I paid your

Parents A visit

Now I’m gonna

DO the Same

WITH

G r a m m a !

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🌼🌼🌼🌼 PiCTuRE 🌼🌼🌼🌼

🌼🌼🌼🌼 DAY 🌼🌼🌼🌼

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PAT

No

PAY

Ending Credits-Blackjack[]

BLACKJACK

DVD Episode Description[]

It’s Boating School Picture

Day. Can SpongeBob make

it to school without getting

dirty?

DVD Episode Description[]

When Patrick eats his weight

in Krabby Patties without

paying, Mr. Krabs puts him

to work.

DVD Episode Description[]

SpongeBob’s parents are

missing and all clues point to

cousin Blackjack, the family

bully.

Home Video Releases

SpongeBob SquarePants: Atlantis SquarePantis DVD (November 13th, 2007)

SpongeBob SquarePants: To Love a Patty DVD (January 29th, 2008)

SpongeBob SquarePants: Pest of the West DVD (April 15th, 2008)

SpongeBob SquarePants: Season 5, Volume 2 DVD (Disc 1) (November 18th, 2008)

SpongeBob SquarePants: The First 100 Episodes DVD (Disc 12) (Season 5) (September 22nd, 2009)