SpongeBob SquarePants: Christmas DVD (9/30/2003) (original release) (110 MINUTES.) (FULL SCREEN)

Tuesday, September 30, 2003

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S Q u a r e P a N t S

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•Storyboard (12/7/2000)

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Christmas Who? (Double-Length Episode!) (12/7/2000)

SpongeBob gets everyone into the spirit of the season. But when Santa doesn’t show on Christmas morning, every-

one is disappointed, especially SpongeBob. It’s gonna take someone special to make SpongeBob feel jolly again.

Procrastination (10/19/2001)

SpongeBob’s got an essay to write. But every time he begins, he finds another excuse to stop.

With only five minutes left until class starts, it’s amazing what comes to mind!

Snowball Effect (2/22/2002)

Snow in Bikini Bottom means a snowball fight between SpongeBob and Patrick. But Squidward

can’t stand their noise. So when he tries to stop them and gets hit by a snowball, he throws one

back…and enjoys it!

Survival of the Idiots (3/17/2001)

Sandy’s hibernating for the winter with strict orders for SpongeBob and Patrick to STAY OUT! But

the boys sneak in to play and get locked inside!

Mermaidman and Barnacleboy IV (1/21/2002)

Mermaidman drops his secret utility belt and SpongeBob finds it. But before returning it,

SpongeBob nearly destroys Bikini Bottom by shrinking everyone and everything in sight!

Chocolate with Nuts (6/1/2002)

SpongeBob and Patrick go into business selling chocolate bars door to door. With sales going

nowhere, the boys devise a way to gets things moving, by lying!

As Seen on TV (3/8/2002)

SpongeBob appears in a Krusty Krab commercial for about a second. Yet the day after the commer-

cial airs, when anyone addresses him, SpongeBob’s convinced they want an autograph.

Pizza Delivery (8/14/1999)

SpongeBob and Squidward go on the first Krabby Patty pizza delivery. Unfortunately, Squidward

has SpongeBob drive, and that leaves them stranded in the middle of nowhere!

Squeaky Boots (9/17/1999)

Mr. Krabs tricks SpongeBob into buying a worthless pair of “fry cook boots.” He never takes them

off, even though the squeaking sound they make is driving the guilt-ridden Mr. Krabs CRAZY!

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Christmas Who? (Double-Length Episode!) (12/7/2000) (W/Intro) [Closed Captioned][]

SpongeBob gets everyone into the spirit of the season. But when Santa doesn’t show on Christmas morning, every-

one is disappointed, especially SpongeBob. It’s gonna take someone special to make SpongeBob feel jolly again.

Ready for Christmas, kids?

KIDS:

Aye, aye, Captain!

I can’t hear you.

( louder ):

Aye, aye, Captain!

♪ Oh… ♪

CHRISTMAS CHORUS:

♪ Who lives in a pineapple

under the sea? ♪

♪ SpongeBob SquarePants ♪

♪ Absorbent and yellow

and porous is he. ♪

♪ SpongeBob SquarePants ♪

♪ If nautical nonsense be

something you wish… ♪

♪ SpongeBob SquarePants ♪

♪ Then drop on the deck

and flop like a fish. ♪

♪ Then drop on the deck

and flop like a fish. ♪

♪ SpongeBob SquarePants ♪

♪ It’s the SpongeBob

Christmas Special ♪

♪ It’s the SpongeBob

Christmas Special ♪

♪ Fa-la-la-la-la-la… la-la .♪

⭐⭐⭐⭐ The

⭐⭐⭐⭐ SpongeBob

⭐⭐⭐ ChRisTmaS

SpeciaL

♪ Fa-la-la-la-la-la… la-la .♪

( Christmas bells jingling )

created by

Stephen Hillenburg

( Christmas bells jingling )

created by

Stephen Hillenburg

( Christmas bells jingling )

NARRATOR:

And now, direct from Encino,

America’s favorite pirate

and president of the

SpongeBob SquarePants Fan Club,

and president of the

SpongeBob SquarePants Fan Club,

Patchy the Pirate.

Patchy

AVAST

( to “Jingle Bells” ):

♪ Yo-ho-ho, yo-ho-ho ♪

( to “Jingle Bells” ):

♪ Yo-ho-ho, yo-ho-ho ♪

( to “Jingle Bells” ):

♪ Yo-ho-ho, yo-ho-ho ♪

♪ Yo-ho-ho-ho-ho, yo… ♪

Oh! Hi!

I’m Patchy the Pirate,

president of the

SpongeBob SquarePants Fan Club!

Oh!

Hey, that’s better.

Squawk!

Merry Christmas!

That’s right, Potty.

It is Christmas.

And there ain’t nothing better

in the seven seas

than a Bikini Bottom Christmas.

It sure is

a magical time of year.

Why, I’ll bet old SpongeBob

is gearing up for Santa Claus

right now!

is gearing up for Santa Claus

right now!

I sure am!

( clanking )

( buzzing )

WELCOME

SANTA

( buzzing )

I’m ready!

( laughing )

Not bad for a creature

with no vertebrae.

And I’m sure our pal Patrick

is doing his share

of the decorating.

⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐

I, too, am also preparing

for Christmas.

I, too, am also preparing

for Christmas.

Mmm, unbaked cookie dough!

( squawks )

Potty want cookie dough!

Huh? Oh!

Cookie!

Potty, no!

Get out of here!

Potty…

Ah, give us a lick.

Back off,

you flying freak.

( squawks )

Clarify, please.

This here cookie dough

is for the children,

not for pesky parrots.

( bell dings )

What’s that?

Three bells.

We all know

what three bells means.

We all know

what three bells means.

KIDS:

Free ice cream!

( laughs )

No, you silly livers.

No!

( squawks )

Man overboard?

You, I’m ignoring.

No…

it’s time to open fan letters!

( squawks )

Here you go.

Oh, thank you, Potty.

Okay, Potty, thank you.

Come on, give it,

you birdbrain!

( squawking )

Quiet, infernal bird!

( squawks, thuds )

Hmm!

This letter comes to us from…

Name and address withheld.

And he writes:

“Dear SpongeBob,

“I am ten years old,

Dear SPoNGEbOB,

I am 10 yEArS OLD,

And I wAS wondering

IF yOU LIke CHRISTMAS

aS Much AS I Do.

SINCERELy yoURS

“and I was wondering if you like

Christmas as much as I do.

Sincerely yours…”

Name and address withheld.

A very good question,

but you know,

they didn’t always celebrate

Christmas in Bikini Bottom.

they didn’t always celebrate

Christmas in Bikini Bottom.

Squawk!

They didn’t?

No, sir, my fine-feathered

little neck pain!

( squawks )

Whoa!

There was a time

when no one had even heard

of Christmas in Bikini Bottom.

Hey, who wants to hear the story

of SpongeBob’s

very first Christmas?

( weakly ):

Squawk…

Potty?

( foghorn sounds )

You ate all me

cookie dough!

You ate all me

cookie dough!

Sqouch…

Oh, well, on

with the show.

Procrastination (10/19/2001) [Closed Captioned][]

SpongeBob’s got an essay to write. But every time he begins, he finds another excuse to stop.

With only five minutes left until class starts, it’s amazing what comes to mind!

Snowball Effect (2/22/2002) [Closed Captioned][]

Snow in Bikini Bottom means a snowball fight between SpongeBob and Patrick. But Squidward

can’t stand their noise. So when he tries to stop them and gets hit by a snowball, he throws one

back…and enjoys it!

SNOWBALL

EFFECT

storyboard director s

storyboard directors

Paul Tibbitt

Kent Osborne

storyboard artists

Carson Kugler

William Reiss

Mike Roth

storyboard artist s

Carson Kugler

William Reiss

Mike Roth

written by

Paul Tibbitt

Kent Osborne

Merriwether Williams

animation director

Andrew Overtoom

creative director

Derek Drymon

NARRATOR:

Ah, observe the majesty

of the mighty iceberg.

NARRATOR:

Ah, observe the majesty

of the mighty iceberg.

This frozen giant,

normally found

This frozen giant,

normally found

floating in polar regions,

can sometimes stray

into warmer waters,

causing dramatic changes

in climate

for tropical undersea life.

BiKiNi

BOTToM

( wind whistles, roars )

BiKiNi

BOTToM

( wind whistles, roars )

BiKiNi

BOTToM

Yes, it seems Old Man Winter

paid us a visit late last night

BiKiNi

BOTToM

and he brought with him

not a pillow or a sheet

but a blanket…

a blanket of snow!

Yes, from Jellyfish Fields…

Jellyfish

Fields

to residential abodes…

to bustling downtown…

STOP

to bustling downtown…

GO

it’s nothing

but the white stuff.

Whoopee!

And local residents

are taking notice!

Hmm…

$$$$$ $$$$$

$$$$ $$$$$$

$$ $$

Hmm…

Hey!

ChUM

BUCkET

What’s this?

EN ORDERS

Drops of rain

frozen into ice crystals?

I shall harness their energy

and rule the world!

( laughs evilly )

Ahh… oh! Stop!

I wish to rule you..!

Snow angel!

( laughs giddily )

Oh…

Hey!

( whistling )

Thanks a lot, SpongeBob!

While you were just

standing there whistling,

someone threw a snowball at me!

Oh, really, Patrick?

( giggles )

Did the snowball

look like this?

Yeah.

( laughs )

This is serious,

SpongeBob.

This is serious,

SpongeBob.

Someone’s after me.

I think I better

leave town.

I think I better

leave town.

Patrick, I threw it.

We’re having

a snowball fight.

Don’t you get it?

Snowball fight?

I want to play!

Well, first,

you have to make a snowball.

Well, first,

you have to make a snowball.

Oh, yeah! A snowball.

Ooh, this is going to be great!

Huh?

Wha..?

Aw..!

SpongeBob?

Can you help me

make a snowball?

Sure, pal.

Thanks, buddy.

Patrick!

How could you?!

It’s a snowball fight, remember?

Oh, yeah.

( grunting and yelling )

SQUIDWARD:

Ah, yes…

Warm fire, cozy slippers,

and a piping hot cup of tea

with a lemon wedge.

and a piping hot cup of tea

with a lemon wedge.

Ahh!

Why do I even bother?

( banging )

( scraping and thumping )

Would you two

please keep it down?!

Squidward! You’re just in time

to enlist in my army!

Join me and together

we’ll defeat The Pink Menace!

That’s me!

I can start you off

as a buck private,

but with hard work, perhaps

you can rise through the ranks

and become a regular private!

Thanks, but no, thanks,

Major Stupidity.

You and General Nonsense

over there

will have to fight without me.

( snickers )

Got ‘em both.

( gasps )

( growls )

Patrick, you fool!

This was over

before it started!

( giggling )

I will now consider your

unconditional surren…

I will now consider your

unconditional surren…

I will now consider your

unconditional surren…

I will now consider your

unconditional surren…

…der.

( guffawing )

So that’s how he wants it

to go down.

So that’s how he wants it

to go down.

( imitating machine gun )

Ooh.

Ha! You missed me!

( choking )

( choking sound slowed down )

( gulps )

Ooh.

( gun cocks )

( machine gun

sound resumes )

( choking )

Score one for the boys

back home!

Yes? Oh, Patrick.

What an unpleasant

surprise.

What an unpleasant

surprise.

What an unpleasant

surprise.

Oh, boy, nothing like

a game of charades.

( choking )

( gulps, gasps )

I was trying to tell you

that I was choking on snow,

but the snow melted

and turned into water

and I drank all the water,

now I’m better.

and I drank all the water,

now I’m better.

and I drank all the water,

now I’m better.

Fascinating.

Now, where was I?

( knock on door )

What?!

Can I use your bathroom?

Patrick, go use

your own bathroom.

I don’t think I can

make it. Please?

No.

Please?

No.

Please?

No.

Please?!

No.

Please?!

Okay, make it quick.

That’s okay.

Aha!

Aiding the enemy!

I’ve caught you

red-handed,

Squidward!

Look, SpongeBob,

I was just…

SpongeBob! Oh..!

( shrieks )

Yay! Squidward’s

on my side!

I most certainly

am not!

Then that means he’s on my side!

No, SpongeBob, I’m not

on your side either!

No, SpongeBob, I’m not

on your side either!

I’m on nobody’s side.

Snowball fights are

for immature children,

Snowball fights are

for immature children,

Snowball fights are

for immature children,

and I will not stoop

to your level.

and I will not stoop

to your level.

If you two want to knock

each other’s brains out

If you two want to knock

each other’s brains out

If you two want to knock

each other’s brains out

If you two want to knock

each other’s brains out

If you two want to knock

each other’s brains out

with snowballs,

kindly leave me out of it.

Come on,

SpongeBob,

let’s go knock

each other’s brains out!

let’s go knock

each other’s brains out!

I’m ready!

Hmm…

Okay, Patrick, it’s out.

🧠🧠🧠🧠🧠🧠🧠🧠

Okay, Patrick, it’s out.

( snickers )

Now, there’s something

I’d actually like to see.

Nothing wrong with getting

a front-row seat, I suppose.

Nothing wrong with getting

a front-row seat, I suppose.

( snickers )

Ah…

What’s this?

Wha… I… no!

What are you doing?

You’re supposed to be knocking

each other’s brains out!

You’re supposed to be knocking

each other’s brains out!

We signed a peace treaty,

Squidward.

You were right--

fighting is for children.

You were right--

fighting is for children.

No, no, no, I misled you,

it’s for adults, too.

Give me that

peace treaty!

Give me that

peace treaty!

There! Let the

war continue.

There! Let the

war continue.

Squidward, that wasn’t

the peace treaty.

That was a copy

of the peace treaty.

That was a copy

of the peace treaty.

That was a copy

of the peace treaty.

Look, you two are

giving up too easily.

Now, Patrick,

pretend I’m SpongeBob.

And who am I?

You’re Patrick.

Can I be Mr. Krabs?

No! Wait, why?

He’s a good leader.

Would you butt out?!

Hey, you can’t talk

to Mr. Krabs

like that, Squidward!

I’m SpongeBob! You’re Patrick!

Now, what are you

going to do?

Patrick, why didn’t

you hit SpongeBob?

You said you were

SpongeBob, SpongeBob.

( imitating Mr. Krabs ):

Argh! It’s true, Mr. Squidward!

Now get back to work!

( laughs in his own voice )

Oh, boy. All right, I can

see where this is going.

Oh, boy. All right, I can

see where this is going.

Let’s just say

for all intents and purposes

that I, Squidward, am now

part of this war. Now…

that I, Squidward, am now

part of this war. Now…

If you’re in this war,

then where’s your fort?

I don’t have one, okay? Now…

You got to have

a fort, Squidward.

You got to have

a fort, Squidward.

You got to have

a fort, Squidward.

You got to have

a fort, Squidward.

Forts win wars,

Squidward.

Grr… okay, fine!

You want a fort?

There. There’s

your fort! Now…

There. There’s

Your fort! Now…

That fort’s too small,

Squidward.

That fort’s too small,

Squidward.

That fort’s too small,

Squidward.

It’s okay, Patrick.

It’s just a demonstration.

Now…

It’s just a demonstration.

Now…

He’s right, Squidward.

That thing would never

protect you.

It’s downright puny.

Trust me, it’s fine!

SPONGEBOB:

See? It is too small.

Not if I crouch down!

I mean, you didn’t even

give me a chance to crouch down!

I mean, you didn’t even

give me a chance to crouch down!

See? Down here,

I am perfectly…

See? Down here,

I am perfectly…

Exposed.

Would you two please…

stop throwing…

snowballs?!

( growling,

stammering )

( growling,

stammering )

( growling,

stammering )

( gasps )

Squidward returned fire!

Then it’s war!

No-no… no, wait, wait, wait.

I was just giving

a demonstration!

I was just giving

a demonstration!

( growls )

All right, that’s it!

You guys asked for it!

( grunting )

I got him! Ha! I got him.

( laughs )

In your face, SpongeBob!

( laughs )

That was actually

kind of… exciting!

That was actually

kind of… exciting!

That was actually

kind of… exciting!

Why… I’ve never felt so alive!

( laughs )

He got you good, SpongeBob!

Ooh!

Take cover!

( laughing ):

Take that… I got you…

( laughing ):

Take that… I got you…

( laughing ):

Take that… I got you…

( laughing ):

Take that… I got you…

( laughing ):

Take that… I got you…

( laughing ):

Take that… I got you…

( laughing ):

Take that… I got you…

( laughing ):

Take that… I got you…

( laughing ):

Take that… I got you…

Yeah… oh, I got you…

oh, take that…

Whoa, I got you that time…

Oh, yeah…

( laughing and grunting )

Incoming!

Hey, SpongeBob?

Yes, Patrick?

I think Squidward’s

taking this really seriously.

I think Squidward’s

taking this really seriously.

That last one had

his clarinet in it!

Hmm… looks like

it’s time for Plan B.

Take that!

( laughing wildly )

( gasping and panting )

What’s going on?

The snowballs

have stopped falling.

The snowballs

have stopped falling.

I better take advantage

of this momentary cease-fire.

What?! My left flank is exposed!

That bloated starfish is

going to run right through me!

I’ll just fix that right now.

( laughing )

Wait, that makes my north wall

a weak spot. Ha!

Wait, that makes my north wall

a weak spot. Ha!

Here we go. Mm-hmm, mm-hmm.

Oh, oh, oh…

But if they attack

from the rear, I’m a goner.

There… ha-ha!

( gasps )

But what about the possibility

of an aerial attack?

( gasps )

( laughing wildly )

I guess that ought to do it.

( laughing wildly )

Fort Squidward is now

all but impenetrable!

( laughing wildly )

Now… where are those fools?

( grunts )

Ha! The first shot

has been fired!

Ha! The first shot

has been fired!

( grunts )

Take this, Patrick!

( grunts )

Taste my frozen fury!

Victory is mine!

( grunts )

( laughing wildly )

Whee! Ha-ha!

Well, I got you now!

( Squidward

laughing )

( Squidward

laughing )

Did you hear something,

Patrick?

Did you hear something,

Patrick?

Nope.

MAN ( on TV ):

Get out the snowshoes

and the shovels.

MAN ( on TV ):

Get out the snowshoes

and the shovels.

MAN ( on TV ):

Get out the snowshoes

and the shovels.

MAN ( on TV ):

Get out the snowshoes

and the shovels.

Survival of the Idiots (3/17/2001) [Closed Captioned][]

Sandy’s hibernating for the winter with strict orders for SpongeBob and Patrick to STAY OUT! But

the boys sneak in to play and get locked inside!

Mermaidman and Barnacleboy IV (1/21/2002) [Closed Captioned][]

Mermaidman drops his secret utility belt and SpongeBob finds it. But before returning it,

SpongeBob nearly destroys Bikini Bottom by shrinking everyone and everything in sight!

MERmAidMAn

And

BaRnAcLEboy IV

storyboard directors

Jay Lender

Sam Henderson

storyboard artist

Caleb Meurer

written by

Jay Lender

Sam Henderson

Merriwether Williams

animation director

Sean Dempsey

creative director

Derek Drymon

special guest stars

Ernest Borgnine

as

Mermaidman /

Mermaid Man (character)

Tim Conway

as

Barnacleboy /

Barnacle Boy (character)

NARRATOR:

Ah, the Krusty Krab.

THE

KRuSTy

KRaB

ENTER

NARRATOR:

Ah, the Krusty Krab.

Through these doors pass

all the many kinds

of undersea life.

all the many kinds

of undersea life.

all the many kinds

of undersea life.

MERMAIDMAN:

Through the double doors!

MERMAIDMAN:

Through the double doors!

MERMAIDMAN:

Through the double doors!

MERMAIDMAN:

Through the double doors!

MERMAIDMAN:

Through the double doors!

Away!

M

NARRATOR:

And also these guys.

NARRATOR:

And also these guys.

NARRATOR:

And also these guys.

I told you I’m not

hungry, Mermaidman.

I told you I’m not

hungry, Mermaidman.

M

I told you I’m not

hungry, Mermaidman.

I told you I’m not

hungry, Mermaidman.

Nonsense, Barnacleboy.

We’ve got to keep up

our strength

We’ve got to keep up

our strength

We’ve got to keep up

our strength

We’ve got to keep up

our strength

We’ve got to keep up

our strength

We’ve got to keep up

our strength

We’ve got to keep up

our strength

for the fight

against evil!

for the fight

against evil!

for the fight

against evil!

M

What a dive.

To the register!

M

To the register!

Away!

Can I help you?

A double Krabby Patty

and coral bits for me

A double Krabby Patty

and coral bits for me

A double Krabby Patty

and coral bits for me

A double Krabby Patty

and coral bits for me

M

A double Krabby Patty

and coral bits for me

A double Krabby Patty

and coral bits for me

A double Krabby Patty

and coral bits for me

and a Silly Meal

for the lad.

M

Uh, it’s not for the toy,

I just, uh…

Uh, it’s not for the toy,

I just, uh…

Uh, it’s not for the toy,

I just, uh…

I gotta fit

in the tights, you know?

I gotta fit

in the tights, you know?

I gotta fit

in the tights, you know?

I gotta fit

in the tights, you know?

Whatever.

M

Five dollars, please.

You got it, Bucky.

M

( coins jingling )

Will this cover it?

M

🥁🥁🥁🥁🥁🥁🥁

🌰🌰 🌰🌰 🌰🌰🌰

🥁🥁🥁🥁🥁🥁🥁

🌰🌰 🌰🌰 🌰🌰🌰

🥁🥁🥁🥁🥁🥁🥁

No.

Listen, Big Nose.

That guy’s been

saving your butt

That guy’s been

saving your butt

since before

you were born.

since before

you were born.

Don’t you got

a Living Legend

discount or something?

This is a restaurant,

not a lending library.

This is a restaurant,

not a lending library.

This is a restaurant,

not a lending library.

This is a restaurant,

not a lending library.

This is a restaurant,

not a lending library.

And who’re you calling

Big Nose, Big Nose?

And who’re you calling

Big Nose, Big Nose?

And who’re you calling

Big Nose, Big Nose?

Hmm.

Hmm. Hmm.

Mm-hmm. Hmm.

Hmm. Hmm.

The next time danger threatens,

don’t expect any help from us.

$$$$$$

I’m shaking.

Hmm-- Mermaidman

and Barnacleboy.

Hmm-- Mermaidman

and Barnacleboy.

HERE

Hmm-- Mermaidman

and Barnacleboy.

( metal groaning )

HERE

( metal groaning )

Mermaidman and

Barnacleboy!

HERE

Must… get…

autograph!

Must… get…

autograph!

Must… get…

autograph!

Ha!

( loud rip )

Yah!

ORDER

HERE

If you want to grow up

strong like me,

If you want to grow up

strong like me,

If you want to grow up

strong like me,

If you want to grow up

strong like me,

If you want to grow up

strong like me,

If you want to grow up

strong like me,

If you want to grow up

strong like me,

If you want to grow up

strong like me,

you gotta make room

for seconds.

you gotta make room

for seconds.

you gotta make room

for seconds.

you gotta make room

for seconds.

M

you gotta make room

for seconds.

you gotta make room

for seconds.

Here comes our waiter.

Auto… graph…!

M

Auto… graph…!

Holy sea cow,

it’s that sponge kid.

Holy sea cow,

it’s that sponge kid.

Holy sea cow,

it’s that sponge kid.

Holy sea cow,

it’s that sponge kid.

Holy sea cow,

it’s that sponge kid.

Quick lad!

To the invisible

boat mobile.

M

Away!

BARNACLEBOY:

Where’d we park?

THE

KRuSTy

KRaB

( Mermaidman moans )

Can I have your autograph?

Can I have your…?

They’re gone.

Can I have your…?

They’re gone.

Can I have your…?

They’re gone.

( gasps )

M

Mermaidman’s belt!

M

Mermaidman’s belt!

Wait!

We’ll find it with

the invisible boat alarm!

We’ll find it with

the invisible boat alarm!

We’ll find it with

the invisible boat alarm!

( alarm chirping )

COOL 28

( alarm chirping )

There she is!

( metal clangs )

Yeow!

I told you we should’ve

got the automatic.

I told you we should’ve

got the automatic.

I told you we should’ve

got the automatic.

I told you we should’ve

got the automatic.

I told you we should’ve

got the automatic.

I told you we should’ve

got the automatic.

I told you we should’ve

got the automatic.

SPONGEBOB:

Hey, guys, wait up!

SPONGEBOB:

Hey, guys, wait up!

SPONGEBOB:

Hey, guys, wait up!

( in slow motion ):

I’ve got something for you.

( in slow motion ):

I’ve got something for you.

( in slow motion ):

I’ve got something for you.

Floor it!

M

Floor it!

( rocket roars )

M

( rocket roars )

You forgot your belt!

You forgot…

M

You forgot…

Mermaidman’s

secret utility belt.

The emblem

of submersible justice.

M

The emblem

of submersible justice.

M✨✨✨✨

The emblem

of submersible justice.

For 65 years, this belt

has helped prevent

M

the fall of nations.

And pants.

I can’t believe I’m actually

holding it in my hands.

I can’t believe I’m actually

holding it in my hands.

I can’t believe I’m actually

holding it in my hands.

I can’t believe I’m actually

holding it in my hands.

I can’t believe I’m actually

holding it in my hands.

I can’t believe I’m actually

holding it in my hands.

I can’t believe I’m actually

holding it in my hands.

I can’t believe I’m actually

holding it in my hands.

Well, I guess

I should return it.

Well, I guess

I should return it.

M

Or not.

M

( giggling )

M

( giggling )

I could just hold on to it

until after work.

I could just hold on to it

until after work.

All alone

with Mermaidman’s belt.

All alone

with Mermaidman’s belt.

All alone

with Mermaidman’s belt.

M

All alone

with Mermaidman’s belt.

All alone

with Mermaidman’s belt.

All alone

with Mermaidman’s belt.

All alone

with Mermaidman’s belt.

I wonder what this button does.

M

( high-pitched zapping )

M

( high-pitched zapping )

Whoa…

The small ray.

( giggling softly )

M

( giggling softly )

Here’s your shake, sir.

( small ray zapping )

( ray zapping,

SpongeBob laughing )

( ray zapping,

SpongeBob laughing )

( ray zapping,

SpongeBob laughing )

( ray zapping,

SpongeBob laughing )

Hmm.

SPONGEBOB:

There you go.

SPONGEBOB:

There you go.

SPONGEBOB:

There you go.

SPONGEBOB:

There you go.

SPONGEBOB:

There you go.

Come again, sir.

M

SQUIDWARD:

SpongeBob!

SQUIDWARD:

SpongeBob!

SQUIDWARD:

SpongeBob!

What’s going on in here?

Huh?

Why is everything

all tiny?

Why is everything

all tiny?

I don’t know.

M

I don’t know.

What have you got there?

Nothing.

No, really. Nothing!

You’ve got something, all right.

Let’s see it!

You’ve got something, all right.

Let’s see it!

You’ve got something, all right.

Let’s see it!

No, no!

( gasps )

Is that

Mermaidman’s belt?

M

Yes.

M

Yes.

Wow!

I can’t believe

he’d lend it to you.

I can’t believe

he’d lend it to you.

I can’t believe

he’d lend it to you.

Me, uh, either.

M

( giggles nervously )

( gasps )

He didn’t lend it

to you, did he?

He didn’t lend it

to you, did he?

He didn’t lend it

to you, did he?

Please don’t tell.

You stole it.

M

Please don’t tell!

Oh, I’m telling.

Squidward,

if Mermaidman finds out,

Squidward,

if Mermaidman finds out,

Squidward,

if Mermaidman finds out,

M

Squidward,

if Mermaidman finds out,

he’ll kick me out

of his fan club for sure!

he’ll kick me out

of his fan club for sure!

he’ll kick me out

of his fan club for sure!

he’ll kick me out

of his fan club for sure!

he’ll kick me out

of his fan club for sure!

he’ll kick me out

of his fan club for sure!

Please don’t tell!

Uh-oh!

There’s the phone.

Don’t!

I’m walking

M

I’m walking

towards the phone.

No!

M

I’m getting closer

to the phone.

( sobbing ):

Don’t!

( sobbing ):

Don’t!

M

And now for the moment

we’ve all been waiting for.

I’m begging you!

M

Hello.

I’d like to speak to Mer…

( ray zapping )

What did…? Ow!

MERMAIDMAN:

Hello? Hello?

MERMAIDMAN:

Hello? Hello?

What did you do to me?!

I’m sorry, Squidward,

but you made me do it!

M

SpongeBob, if you don’t return

me to normal size right now,

SpongeBob, if you don’t return

me to normal size right now,

you are going to be

in really big trouble.

M

Uh… uh… okay.

I said now!

Uh…

( belt beeping and whirring )

M

( belt beeping and whirring )

X M

( belt beeping and whirring )

SPONGEBOB:

Uh… uh…

SPONGEBOB:

Uh… uh…

Uh…

Do you hear me?!

( ray zapping )

Holy fish paste!

Get it off me!

( panting )

Don’t you know

how to work that thing?

Don’t you know

how to work that thing?

Don’t you know

how to work that thing?

Don’t you know

how to work that thing?

Uh, I can do it!

M

( ray zapping )

( screaming )

( ray zapping )

( shouting )

( ray zapping )

( shrieking )

( ray zapping )

( shrieks )

( ray zapping,

Squidward screaming )

M

( ray zapping,

Squidward screaming )

( Squidward choking

and slurping )

( Squidward choking

and slurping )

( Squidward choking

and slurping )

( ray zapping, screaming )

Stop!

I’ve got an idea.

Let’s call Mermaidman and…

No!

I can’t let you do that!

M

But there must be someone else

who can help--

But there must be someone else

who can help--

someone smart and wise,

with years of life experience.

someone smart and wise,

with years of life experience.

someone smart and wise,

with years of life experience.

someone smart and wise,

with years of life experience.

M

Patrick!

( snoring )

Patrick, Patrick!

( gasping )

Oh, hi, SpongeBob!

Patrick,

I was at work,

M

and Mermaidman

and Barnacleboy came,

and then I got

this belt and look!

and then I got

this belt and look!

( gasping ):

A Squidward

action figure!

M

Let me play with him!

No, Patrick!

M

Fighter pilot!

( imitating plane )

( imitating machine guns )

( imitating explosions )

Dive bomb!

Patrick!

M

And then comes

a giant fist!

And then comes

a giant fist!

And then comes

a giant fist!

Patrick, no!

M

Patrick, no!

That’s not

an action figure--

M

That’s not

an action figure--

That’s not

an action figure--

That’s not

an action figure--

That’s not

an action figure--

that’s the

real Squidward.

that’s the

real Squidward.

I shrunk him

by accident.

Oh.

And then comes

a giant…

Wait, you don’t

understand!

M

This is serious!

I don’t know how

to un-shrink him.

M

I don’t know how

to un-shrink him.

He could be stuck

like this

for the rest

of his life.

M

Oh, don’t worry

about it.

Oh, don’t worry

about it.

Oh, don’t worry

about it.

Oh, don’t worry

about it.

Oh, don’t worry

about it.

He’ll find love

one day.

He’ll find love

one day.

You think so?

Well, sure, but it’ll be

with someone his own size.

Like this pickle!

See?

They like each other!

No, no, no, no.

( pickle slurping )

( Patrick imitating kissing )

Oh, if only I knew

how to work this thing.

M

Let me take a look at it.

Hmm…

M

You know what

the problem is?

M

What?

You got it set

to “M”, for mini.

Chocolate with Nuts (6/1/2002) [Closed Captioned][]

SpongeBob and Patrick go into business selling chocolate bars door to door. With sales going

nowhere, the boys devise a way to gets things moving, by lying!

CHOCOLATE

WiTH NUTS

(10520-95211) NET WT. 1.75 OZ. (67 G)

storyboard directors

Paul Tibbitt

Kaz (cartoonist)

storyboard artists

Carson Kugler

William Reiss

Mike Roth

written by

Paul Tibbitt

Kaz (cartoonist)

Kent Osborne

Merriwether Williams

animation director

Andrew Overtoom

creative director

Derek Drymon

( humming tune )

Hi, mailman!

MAIL

Hi, mailman!

( screams )

MAIL

( screams )

Okay, see you tomorrow.

Hey, the mail’s here.

What did you get?

Let’s see…

Gary, Gary, Gary,

Gary, Gary, Gary--

hey, a magazine!

That’s funny,

I don’t remember

FANCY LiViNG

DiGEST

VoL. 2 DECEMB 02

$$

subscribing to

Fancy Living Digest.

subscribing to

Fancy Living Digest.

BOTH:

Whoa!

BOTH:

Whoa!

BOTH:

Whoa!

BOTH:

Whoa!

FANCY LiViNG

DiGEST

Look at these

glossy depictions

FANCY LiViNG

DiGEST

Look at these

glossy depictions

Look at these

glossy depictions

of a higher

standard of living.

SPONGEBOB:

This guy’s so rich

he has a swimming pool

in his swimming pool.

he has a swimming pool

in his swimming pool.

PATRICK:

This guy’s

got shoes!

PATRICK:

This guy’s

got shoes!

$$

$$$

$$$$$$

PATRICK:

This guy’s

got shoes!

SQUIDWARD:

Give me that!

SQUIDWARD:

Give me that!

SQUIDWARD:

Give me that!

FANCY LiViNG

EST

Stealing my mail, eh?

FANCY LiViNG

DiGEST

You’re lucky

I don’t report you

to the authorities!

You’re lucky

I don’t report you

to the authorities!

Hey, Squidward,

how do the people

in that magazine

get all that money?

They’re entrepreneurs--

they sell things to people.

What kind of things?

How should I know?

FANCY LiViNG

DiGEST

Things people

want to buy!

Things people

want to buy!

Things people

want to buy!

Things people

want to buy!

Things people

want to buy!

Now, keep your paws

off my mail.

Now, keep your paws

off my mail.

Now, keep your paws

off my mail.

Now, keep your paws

off my mail.

Now, keep your paws

off my mail.

That’s it, Patrick!

We got to become

entrepreneurs!

Is that gonna hurt?

Quick, Patrick,

without thinking,

Quick, Patrick,

without thinking,

if you could have

anything in the world

if you could have

anything in the world

right now,

what would it be?

Uh… more time for thinking!

No, something real-- an item,

something you would pay for.

No, something real-- an item,

something you would pay for.

No, something real-- an item,

something you would pay for.

No, something real-- an item,

something you would pay for.

No, something real-- an item,

something you would pay for.

No, something real-- an item,

something you would pay for.

A chocolate bar?

That’s a great

idea, Pat!

That’s a great

idea, Pat!

We’ll be traveling

chocolate bar salesmen.

We’ll be traveling

chocolate bar salesmen.

We’ll be traveling

chocolate bar salesmen.

BaRG’ N-MaRT

SPONGEBOB:

Fancy living…

SPONGEBOB:

Fancy living…

SPONGEBOB:

Fancy living…

SPONGEBOB:

Fancy living…

here we come!

Make way for a couple

of “entrepe-nooers”!

Okay, Patrick, this is it,

the first step on our

road to living fancy.

the first step on our

road to living fancy.

Just follow my lead.

Good afternoon, sir.

Could we interest you

in some chocolate?

Could we interest you

in some chocolate?

Chocolate?

Did you say “chocolate”?

Yes, sir!

With or without nuts?

Chocolate?

Chocolate?!

( screaming ):

Chocolate!

( screaming ):

Chocolate!

( screaming ):

Chocolate!

( screaming ):

Chocolate!

( screaming ):

Chocolate!

Okay, the first guy

didn’t count.

Okay, the first guy

didn’t count.

Okay, the first guy

didn’t count.

This is our real first step.

Good morning, sir.

Would you like to buy

some chocolate?

Would you like to buy

some chocolate?

Chocolate bars, eh?

Yes, sir, we are

chocolate bar salesmen.

Yes, sir, we are

chocolate bar salesmen.

Yes, sir, we are

chocolate bar salesmen.

( chuckling ):

A couple of mediocre salesmen,

if you ask me.

( chuckling ):

A couple of mediocre salesmen,

if you ask me.

That’s no way to carry

your merchandise.

No, no, no, no, wrong.

You guys want to be

good salesmen, right?

You guys want to be

good salesmen, right?

BOTH:

Oh, most certainly, sir!

BOTH:

Oh, most certainly, sir!

Well, no self-respecting

candy bar salesmen

Well, no self-respecting

candy bar salesmen

Well, no self-respecting

candy bar salesmen

Well, no self-respecting

candy bar salesmen

would be caught dead

without one of these!

would be caught dead

without one of these!

would be caught dead

without one of these!

would be caught dead

without one of these!

Wow… what is it?

It’s a candy bar bag,

you knucklehead!

It’s a candy bar bag,

you knucklehead!

It’s a candy bar bag,

you knucklehead!

It’s specially

designed

It’s specially

designed

It’s specially

designed

to cradle

each candy bar

to cradle

each candy bar

in velvet-lined

comfort.

in velvet-lined

comfort.

But…

I’m wasting my time.

You don’t need these bags.

We need ‘em!

$$

So long, boys!

$$

Happy hunting!

$$$

( chuckling )

Suckers!

BOTH:

♪ Fancy living, here we come ♪

BOTH:

♪ Fancy living, here we come ♪

♪ La-la, la-la, la… ♪

SPONGEBOB:

Let’s try next door.

SPONGEBOB:

Let’s try next door.

SPONGEBOB:

Let’s try next door.

( doorbell rings )

Yes?

Huh?

Say, weren’t you

the same guy

Say, weren’t you

the same guy

Say, weren’t you

the same guy

Say, weren’t you

the same guy

Say, weren’t you

the same guy

who sold us these

candy bar bags?

who sold us these

candy bar bags?

who sold us these

candy bar bags?

who sold us these

candy bar bags?

who sold us these

candy bar bags?

I… don’t recall.

But it looks to me

like you fellas have got

a lot of bags there.

like you fellas have got

a lot of bags there.

like you fellas have got

a lot of bags there.

like you fellas have got

a lot of bags there.

like you fellas have got

a lot of bags there.

like you fellas have got

a lot of bags there.

You two lady-killers are

too smart to be

You two lady-killers are

too smart to be

You two lady-killers are

too smart to be

You two lady-killers are

too smart to be

You two lady-killers are

too smart to be

without one of my patented

candy bar bag carrying bags.

without one of my patented

candy bar bag carrying bags.

without one of my patented

candy bar bag carrying bags.

without one of my patented

candy bar bag carrying bags.

without one of my patented

candy bar bag carrying bags.

We’ll take 20!

Oh, what can I do for

you two nice young men?

Oh, what can I do for

you two nice young men?

We’re selling

chocolate bars.

Would you like to buy one?

That sounds heavenly.

I’ll take one.

One chocolate bar

coming up!

( zipper unzips )

Huh?

( giggles nervously )

Eh…

Huh?

( unzipping continues )

( stammering )

Huh?

Uh, uh, uh…

( giggles

nervously )

( giggles

nervously )

( giggles

nervously )

( panting, unzipping )

( unzipping continues )

I know they’re

in here somewhere!

I know they’re

in here somewhere!

I know they’re

in here somewhere!

I don’t have

time for this.

I don’t have

time for this.

( door slams )

I’ve got it!

One chocolate bar

for the nice…

One chocolate bar

for the nice…

FISH:

Chocolate!

…lady.

Chocolate!

…lady.

Chocolate!

…lady.

Chocolate!

SPONGEBOB:

We’re not doing

so well, Patrick.

SPONGEBOB:

We’re not doing

so well, Patrick.

DiNER

SPONGEBOB:

We’re not doing

so well, Patrick.

We need a new approach…

a new tactic!

Huh…

I got it-- let’s get naked!

No, let’s save that for when

we’re selling real estate.

No, let’s save that for when

we’re selling real estate.

No, let’s save that for when

we’re selling real estate.

No, let’s save that for when

we’re selling real estate.

There must be something!

What was the reason

we bought those bags?

What was the reason

we bought those bags?

What was the reason

we bought those bags?

He said we were mediocre.

That’s it--

he made us feel special.

That’s it--

he made us feel special.

That’s it--

he made us feel special.

That’s it--

he made us feel special.

That’s it--

he made us feel special.

Yeah, he did.

I’m going back

to buy more bags!

I’m going back

to buy more bags!

I’m going back

to buy more bags!

No, wait, Patrick!

( screeching )

Why don’t we try

being nice?

Why don’t we try

being nice?

Oh… okay.

Remember, Patrick,

flatter the customer.

Remember, Patrick,

flatter the customer.

Remember, Patrick,

flatter the customer.

Remember, Patrick,

flatter the customer.

Make him feel good.

Hello?

I love you.

( harp playing )

I think you

laid it on

I think you

laid it on

a teensy bit thick

there, old pal.

a teensy bit think

there, old pal.

Let me try.

Please. G-Go away!

Um… ( clears throat )

H-How ya doin’?

How am I doing?

Wanna buy

some chocolate?

Wanna buy

some chocolate?

Wanna buy

some chocolate?

We got him now!

Sorry, chocolate has sugar,

and sugar turns to bubbling fat.

Isn’t that right, lover boy?

( giggling ):

It tickles!

( giggling ):

It tickles!

As you can see,