DVD Release Date: Tuesday, August 27, 2002
Theme Song Transcript: SpongeBob SquarePants Intro (5/1/1999) [Closed Captioning][]
KIDS:
Aye, aye, Captain!
I can’t hear you.
( louder ):
Aye, aye, Captain!
♪ Oh… ♪
♪ Who lives in a pineapple
under the sea? ♪
♪ SpongeBob Squarepants! ♪
♪ Absorbent and yellow
and porous is he. ♪
♪ SpongeBob Squarepants! ♪
♪ If nautical nonsense be
something you wish… ♪
♪ SpongeBob Squarepants! ♪
♪ Then drop on the deck
and flop like a fish. ♪
♪ SpongeBob Squarepants! ♪
♪ Ready?
SpongeBob Squarepants! ♪
♪ SpongeBob Squarepants! ♪
♪ SpongeBob Squarepants! ♪
♪ SpongeBob Squarepants! ♪
( laughs heartily )
SpongeBob
SQuarePaNtS
( plays airy tune )
created by
Stephen Hillenburg
Episode Transcript: Scaredy Pants (SpongeBob SquarePants) (transcript) (10/28/1999) [Closed Captioning][]
ScAredy
PaNTs
Captioning sponsored by
storyboard director
Paul Tibbitt
storyboard artist
Mark O’Hare
PARAMOUNT PICTURES
HOME ENTERTAINMENT
written by
Paul Tibbitt
Peter Burns
animation director
Sean Dempsey
creative director
Derek Drymon
Captioned by
Media Access Group at WGBH
access.wgbh.org
special musical guest
The Ghastly Ones
Captioned by
Media Access Group at WGBH
access.wgbh.org
( with French accent ):
Halloween is no different
under the waves--
pirates, skeletons
and sea monsters…
( laughing evilly )
Oop, sorry.
Everyone having fun.
Well, almost everyone.
THE
KRuSTy
KRaB
HAPPy HALLoWEEN
( thump ) Huh?
( hinge creaks eerily )
Who’s there?
( deep, cacklelike creaking )
( deep, cacklelike creaking )
B
BOO
( whimpering nervously )
Okay, Mr. Krabs, the dishes
are done-- I’m leaving.
Okay, Mr. Krabs, the dishes
are done-- I’m leaving.
Hold on.
Hold on.
Don’t you want to hear
my annual scary story?
No, thank you, Mr. Krabs.
Uh, does it have monsters in it?
GALLEY GR RDER HAPPy HALLoW
Aye-- the worst monster
of them all.
Uh…
no.
Is it a true story?
True as the deep blue.
Okay, maybe just a little.
Have a seat, me boy.
Hot, hot, hot,
hot, hot, hot, hot!
Every year,
on Halloween night
The Flying Dutchman
descends on Bikini Bottom
in a pirate ship…
just like this
only bigger.
Excuse me, did his ship
look like a Krabby Patty?
Like I was saying,
the Flying Dutchman swoops down
and starts
stealing people’s souls.
Do souls look like pickles?
Aye, as a matter of fact,
they do.
Then he puts them
Where you can never get them--
SoULS
KRuSTY
KRAB
in his soul bag.
SoULS
KRuSTY
KRAB
( laughing evilly )
( laughing evilly )
( laughing evilly )
( laughing evilly )
I’ve come
for your pickle.
( screams )
( screams )
( screams )
( screams )
( screams )
( screams )
Ha! Scaredy-Pants gets
easier to scare every year!
( both laugh heartily )
GALLEY GRuB
Hmm… Squidward.
Nothing like a good
ghost story, eh, me boy?
GA
Hope you’re not too scared
to come to me party tonight
SpongeBob Scaredy-Pants.
GA
SpongeBob Scaredy-Pants.
( laughing )
( laughing )
( laughing )
( laughing )
Steal your soul.
Steal your soul.
Steal your soul.
Steal your soul.
GALLEY GRuB
Steal your soul.
( screams )
THE
KRuSTy
KRaB
HAPPy HALLoWEEN
THE
KRuSTy
KRaB
HAPPy HALLoWEEN
( evil laughter )
( evil laughter )
( gasps )
( gasps )
Trick or treat.
Trick or treat.
Trick or treat.
Trick or treat.
( SpongeBob yells )
( SpongeBob yells )
( SpongeBob yells )
( SpongeBob yells )
It’s okay, son.
It’s okay, son.
It’s okay, son.
It’s okay, son.
That’s just
SpongeBob Scaredy-Pants.
( honks )
( screams )
( honks )
( screams )
( honks )
( screams )
( teeth chattering )
( teeth chattering )
( teeth chattering )
( teeth chattering )
Happy Halloween, Scaredy-Pants.
Happy Halloween, Scaredy-Pants.
( cackles )
The name’s Squarepants.
It’s Squarepants!
SPONGEBOB:
I don’t get it, Gary.
SPONGEBOB:
I don’t get it, Gary.
Every Halloween, no matter how
hard I try, everybody scares me.
Every Halloween, no matter how
hard I try, everybody scares me.
( Gary meows )
( Gary meows )
Well, I’m sick of it.
Well, I’m sick of it.
No more Scaredy-Pants.
No more Scaredy-Pants.
( screams )
( screams )
( knees clattering )
( knees clattering )
( knocking at door )
( knocking at door )
( knocking at door )
SpongeBob!
Gary, it’s Patrick.
I’m going to scare him.
It’s my turn.
Rar!
Hiya, SpongeBob.
( scream, crunch )
Sorry, I didn’t
mean to scare you.
Why can’t I be
frightening for once?
Where’s my chance?
If you want
to be scary
You’re going to need
a good costume.
What do you think?
What do you think?
Great! You’re going
as my trick-or-treat bag.
No, no!
I’m the ghost
of the Flying Dutchman.
Uh, something’s missing.
I know!
( hand-sawing )
( hand-sawing )
( hand-sawing )
( power-sawing )
( power-sawing )
Step into these babies, Hans.
Step into these babies, Hans.
Terrifying.
Terrifying.
I don’t know, Patrick.
I don’t know, Patrick.
( kids giggle )
( kids giggle )
( kids giggle )
( doorbell rings )
( doorbell rings )
( doorbell rings )
( doorbell rings )
( doorbell rings )
Come on, it’s little kids!
Come on, it’s little kids!
Little kids are easy to scare.
Trick or treat!
Trick or treat!
Trick or treat!
Rar, rar!
( laughing )
( laughing )
( laughing )
( laughing )
( laughing )
( laughing )
( laughing )
Look, it’s
the haunted
mattress.
Okay, okay--
here’s your candy.
Okay, okay--
here’s your candy.
No… please.
No… please.
No… please.
That was enough
of a treat.
Thank you.
( kids laughing )
I don’t get it, Patrick.
SpongeBob
SpongeBob
look at my new paper ghost.
Ooh!
Ooh!
Ooh!
Scary…
that it is, Patrick.
What’s it?
What’s the difference
between that ghost
and me?
Uh…
No, no, no,
wait, don’t tell me.
( Patrick groaning
with exertion )
( Patrick groaning
with exertion )
( Patrick groaning
with exertion )
( Patrick groaning
with exertion )
D-d-don’t tell me.
I can do this!
I can do this,
don’t tell me,
don’t tell me!
Don’t tell me!
Okay, tell me.
I’ve got a square head
I’ve got a square head
I’ve got a square head
I’ve got a square head
and a real ghost
has a round one.
All we have to do
is make my head round
and-- boo!-- I’m scary.
Okay, are you ready?
Remember, like this.
Remember, like this.
You sure you want
to do this?
Shave me down, make me round.
Shave me down, make me round.
Shave me down, make me round.
All right.
Let’s get to it.
( shaver buzzing )
( shaver buzzing )
( shaver buzzing )
What do you think?
Perfect.
Now, that’s scary!
Let’s go scare somebody.
SPONGEBOB:
Whoo…
I’m the Flying Dutchman!
I’m the Flying Dutchman!
Ooh…
I don’t know who I am!
I don’t know who I am!
( doorbell rings )
( doorbell rings )
Rar, rar!
I’m the Flying
Dutchman.
PATRICK:
Ooh…
I’m the Flying
Dutchman’s best friend.
( both laughing )
( both laughing )
Hey, don’t you kids
want your candy?
Hey, don’t you kids
want your candy?
( both laughing )
( both laughing )
( both laughing )
( both laughing )
( both laughing )
( both laughing )
Oh, boy,
that was something.
Your costume
really packs a punch.
Your costume
really packs a punch.
Your costume
really packs a punch.
Your costume
really packs a punch.
Do you think?
Oh, no question.
Oh, no question.
You scared the barnacles
off that guy.
Who should we scare next?
Who should we scare next?
There’s a whole party
just full of people
There’s a whole party
just full of people
There’s a whole party
just full of people
There’s a whole party
Just full of people
down at the Krusty Krab
and the Flying Dutchman is
going to show up uninvited.
and the Flying Dutchman is
going to show up uninvited.
( people laughing outside )
( people laughing outside )
( people laughing outside )
Ooh, here comes
someone now.
Rar!
Whoo…
Whoo…
( in quavery voice ):
I’m the Flying Dutchman!
( in quavery voice ):
I’m the Flying Dutchman!
( in quavery voice ):
I’m the Flying Dutchman!
( laughing )
( laughing )
( laughing )
Wasn’t that
the haunted
mattress?
I guess he’s been demoted
to a haunted sleeping bag.
( laughing )
( party music playing )
( party music playing )
( party music playing )
THE
KRuSTy
KRaB
HAPPy HALLoWEEN
ENTER
( general conversation )
( general conversation )
HAPPy HALLOWEEN
( choking and coughing )
( choking and coughing )
( choking and coughing )
Oh, Dad, you’re
embarrassing me again.
y HALLOWEEN
Oh, Dad, you’re
embarrassing me again.
( crying )
y HALLOWEEN
( crying )
( crying )
( gagging, gasping )
( gagging, gasping )
( spurt )
( spurt )
( spurt )
( spurt )
( whistle )
( whistle )
( whistle )
( whistle )
( whistle )
( glass shatters )
( glass shatters )
( glass shatters )
( glass shatters )
Howdy, Squidward…
I mean Flying Dutchman.
Howdy, Squidward…
I mean Flying Dutchman.
Great party, huh?
What are you
supposed to be?
Why, I’m a pet goldfish
in a bowl.
Why, I’m a pet goldfish
in a bowl.
I don’t get it.
I don’t get it.
I don’t get it.
( slurping )
( slurping )
( slurping )
THE
KRuSTy
KRAB
HAPPy HALLOWEEN
ENTER
HAPPy HALLOWEEN
Are you ready,
SpongeBob?
Are you ready,
SpongeBob?
Okay, Patrick.
Okay, Patrick.
Okay, Patrick.
Okay, Patrick.
Kill the lights.
Kill the lights.
Kill the lights.
( music stops )
( music stops )
( music stops )
( people screaming )
( people screaming )
( Patrick laughing evilly )
( Patrick laughing evilly )
( Patrick laughing evilly )
( Patrick laughing evilly )
( Patrick laughing evilly )
( Patrick laughing evilly )
I am the Flying Dutchman!
I am the Flying Dutchman!
I am the Flying Dutchman!
I am the Flying Dutchman!
Booga, booga, booga, booga!
( rattling )
HAPPy HALLOWEEN
( rattling )
( eerily ):
Give me your souls!
( buzzing )
( buzzing )
( buzzing )
( buzzing )
( buzzing )
( zap )
( zap )
⚡⚡⚡⚡⚡⚡
⚡⚡⚡⚡⚡⚡⚡⚡
⚡⚡⚡⚡⚡⚡⚡⚡
⚡⚡⚡⚡⚡⚡⚡⚡
⚡⚡⚡⚡⚡⚡⚡⚡
⚡⚡⚡⚡⚡⚡⚡⚡
Huh?
( Patrick yelling )
( Patrick yelling )
( SpongeBob screaming )
( SpongeBob screaming )
( SpongeBob screaming )
( SpongeBob screaming )
( SpongeBob screaming )
( SpongeBob screaming )
( SpongeBob screaming )
( yelling )
PPY HALLOWEEN
( yelling )
( yelling )
Whoa!
Whoa!
Whoa!
( yelling )
( yelling )
( yelling and screaming )
( yelling and screaming )
( yelling and screaming )
( yelling and screaming )
( yelling and screaming )
Ooh! Aah!
Ooh! Aah!
Ooh! Aah!
Ooh! Aah!
Ouch!
Ouch!
Ouch!
( SpongeBob yells )
( SpongeBob yells )
( yelling repeatedly )
( yelling repeatedly )
( yelling repeatedly )
HAPPy HALLOWEEN
( yelling repeatedly )
( yelling slows to halt )
HAPP
( yelling slows to halt )
( yelling slows to halt )
Hey, that’s no Dutchman.
That’s SpongeBob!
That’s SpongeBob!
GALLEY
SpongeBob?
SpongeBob?
SpongeBob.
( all laughing )
( all laughing )
HAPPY HALL
( all laughing )
HAPPY HALL
( all laughing )
( all laughing )
( all laughing )
( all laughing )
Help!
Help!
Help!
Help!
Help!
Help!
Help!
I am not SpongeBob!
Those are my street clothes.
( partygoers laughing )
HAPPy HALLOWEEN
( partygoers laughing )
( partygoers laughing )
Flying Dutchman?!
Flying Dutchman?!
Flying Dutchman?!
Flying Dopeman!
Flying Dopeman!
THE
KRuSTy
KRaB
HAPpy HALLOWEEN
( thunder )
( thunder )
( thunder )
DEEP MALE VOICE:
Enough!
DEEP MALE VOICE:
Enough!
( all gasp )
( all gasp )
APPY HALL
( laughing evilly )
SOULS
( laughing evilly )
( laughing evilly )
( laughing evilly )
( laughing evilly )
It’s the real Flying Dutchman!
It’s the real Flying Dutchman!
It’s the real Flying Dutchman!
( gasps )
HAPPY HALL
You bet your lily white livers
I’m the Flying Dutchman.
You bet your lily white livers
I’m the Flying Dutchman.
And I’ll let you in
on a little secret.
And I’ll let you in
on a little secret.
I’m going to steal your soul!
SoULS
I’m going to steal your soul!
( screaming )
( screaming )
( screaming )
Quiet!
SOULS
Quiet!
Quiet!
Quiet!
You had it coming,
you big crybabies.
SOuLS
You had it coming,
you big crybabies.
Every year,
people dressing like me!
Every year,
people dressing like me!
( whistling nonchalantly )
( whistling nonchalantly )
Turning the Flying Dutchman name
into a laughingstock!
But that’s not the reason
I’m taking your souls.
No, this is the straw
that broke the camel’s back.
Out of all the Dutchman
costumes I’ve seen
yours is the most insulting.
SOULS
Do you mean
I’m not scary?
SoULS
You?!
Scary?
( laughing thunderously )
( laughing thunderously )
( laughing thunderously )
( laughing thunderously )
( laughing thunderously )
Let me tell you
about scary, kid.
SOuLS
There’s all kinds of
scary things in the world.
Spiders are scary.
I’m scary.
You?
You’re not scary.
SOULS
You’re not scary.
Okay, let’s
get this over with.
Okay, let’s
get this over with.
( laughing evilly )
SOuLS
( screaming )
( screaming )
( screaming )
( screaming )
( screaming )
( screaming )
SpongeBob!
SpongeBob!
First I got to get rid
of this stupid costume.
SOULS
( yelling )
THE
KRuSTy
KRaB
HAPPy HALLOWEEN
( yelling )
( yelling )
( yelling )
( yelling )
Hey, what do you know!
Hey, what do you know!
I scared him!
( laughing )
( laughing )
( laughing )
( laughing )
( all screaming )
( all screaming )
HAPPy HALLOWEEN
ENTER
It worked, Patrick.
It worked, Patrick.
It worked, Patrick.
It worked, Patrick.
It worked, Patrick.
I scared everybody.
I scared everybody.
I scared everybody.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I guess it was
your pink hat.
I guess it was
your pink hat.
Pink hat? Oh, that’s not a hat.
That’s my brain.
That’s my brain.
Oh…
Oh…
Oh…
Oh…
Oh…
( screaming )
( screaming )
( screaming )
THE
KRuSTy
KRaB
HAPPy HALLOWEEN
( screaming )
( screaming )
( screaming )
( screaming )
SPONGEBOB:
Don’t worry. It grows back.
SPONGEBOB:
Don’t worry. It grows back.
Episode Transcript: Imitation Krabs (SpongeBob SquarePants) (transcript) (1/27/2001) [Closed Captioning][]
IMiTATiON
KRABS
directed by
Walt Dohrn
Paul Tibbitt
storyboard directed by
Chris Headrick
Chuck Klein
written by
Walt Dohrn
Paul Tibbitt
Mr. Lawrence
animation director
Tom Yasumi
creative director
Derek Drymon
NARRATOR ( IN FRENCH ACCENT ):
Ah, the Krusty Krab
home of the Krabby Patty,
with its top secret formula
known only to those brave
enough and intelligent enough
to comprehend
its culinary complexity.
Look, Mr. Krabs, I’m doing it,
I’m doing it!
KRABS:
Quit fooling around, SpongeBob,
we’ve got customers.
But wherever there is
a secret recipe
there is someone
who wants to steal it.
( laughing evilly )
( thud )
Ouch!
( in electronic voice ):
And now for the final touch.
Perfect!
With this disguise
that formula is as good as mine.
( laughing )
( clears throat )
Are you SpongeBob
Squarepants?
Why, yes--
yes, I am.
Then you’ve just won $1 million.
( gasps )
You just have to answer
one question.
What is the Krabby Patty
secret formula?
( inhales )
Yes.
( inhales )
Yes!
( inhales )
Yes!
The formula is
the sole property
of the Krusty Krab
and is only
to be discussed
with its creator.
Duplication
is punishable
by law.
Restrictions apply,
results may vary.
( railroad alarm bells ringing )
( screams )
that’s it!
You better cough up
that secret formula or else!
Plankton!
Krabs!
Plankton!
Krabs!
SpongeBob.
You can’t do this to me, Krabs.
( inhales )
I went to college!
Ouch!
That Plankton is
a clever beast.
You’ve got to keep
a sharp eye out for
him, SpongeBob.
The Krabby Patty law
must be enforced.
The future of the Krusty Krab
depends on it.
Don’t worry, Mr. Krabs.
As long as these pants
are square
and this sponge is bob…
I will not let you down!
Uh, SpongeBob…
could you let me down?
MAN:
Man, these patties
sure are delicious.
I wonder what’s in
that secret formula?
( siren buzzes )
Code 12, code 12.
Your disguises can’t fool me
this time, Plankton.
( pop )
( patrons gasp )
Everyone at the head
enhancement clinic
said nobody would notice.
( sobs )
KRABS:
SpongeBob!
You’re scaring away me money.
Sorry, Mr. Krabs,
I’m just trying
to protect
the secret formula.
That’s no reason
to rip people’s
heads off, boy.
Just remember the most
important rule.
No free napkins.
No! The other
most important rule--
regarding the secret formula.
Only discuss the secret recipe
with Mr. Krabs.
As long as you do that,
the secret is safe.
I always thought
the most important rule was
“Why do today what you
can put off till tomorrow?”
( laughs )
What is today but
yesterday’s tomorrow?
Huh?
Today, I want you
to take inventory
on everything in here;
every last pickle
and patty must be
accounted for.
Aye, aye, captain.
( electronic whirring )
Two boxes of buns.
Three pounds of patties.
( in mechanical voice ):
Mr. Squidward.
What now, Mr. Krabs?
That’s right, I am Krabs…
your boss, your ruler
your master.
( laughs evilly )
Ha, ha, ha.
( exhaust coughs )
You’re not
Mr. Krabs.
Hey, why don’t
you take the rest
of the day off?
( chuckling ):
Well…
whatever you say,
“Mr. Krabs.”
( laughing )
Whoopee!
Hi, Mr. Krabs.
Oh, sweet domination.
This is it!
No sign of Plankton yet.
Gosh, Mr. Krabs, you
don’t look so good.
Ooh, you’re so cold.
( hollow, metallic thumping )
That’s just
my metal suit.
I made it to protect
the formula.
KRABS:
SpongeBob.
( echoing ):
SpongeBob!
It’s that thick-headed Krabs.
He’ll ruin everything.
Look, a jellyfish.
I got it, I got it.
( buzzes )
I got it, I got it.
SpongeBob!
Hey, Mr. Krabs,
what happened
to your
metal pants?
Don’t go all loopy
on me, boy.
I need your help.
And where in the high seas
is Squidward?
You gave him
the day off.
Day…
( bellows )
I don’t know the meaning
of them horrible words!
Not quit your laying
around, SpongeBob
and take out
that garbage.
It’s starting
to give me a rash.
Yes, sir, Mr. Krabs, sir.
Hey, Mr. Krabs, just
taking out that garbage.
Never mind that-- I
need to talk to you.
( beams zinging )
Whoa-ho, Mr. Krabs.
I didn’t know
you had heat vision.
Never mind, I need
you to tell me…
KRABS:
SpongeBob!
Yike!
SpongeBob! I’m
not paying you
to stand around.
Get back to the kitchen.
But you wanted
to ask a question.
Yes… why aren’t
you working harder?
( hesitantly ):
I don’t know, Mr. Krabs…
I don’t know.
I’ll never get that formula
with that pest, Krabs,
popping in and out like that.
I’ve got it!
I been saving this
for a rainy day.
It looks like
an ordinary penny…
because it is an ordinary penny.
That fool Krabs is too greedy
to ignore you, my little pretty.
( laughing )
that sound, it sounds like…
the pitter-patter of…
money!
( squeals )
hey, where you going, beautiful?
Mr. Krabs.
Wha…
( crash )
Stop!
KRABS:
Please!
Wait!
Nothing stands between me
and that secret formula now.
( mechanical laughter )
( thud )
Ouch!
♪ Scrubba-dub-dub,
I love to rub. ♪
Hey, Mr. Krabs, just doing
a little scrubbing.
Hello, SpongeBob,
it is me, Mr. Krabs…
( exhaust coughs )
in the flesh
standing right
in front of you
with no one else around.
I can see that, Mr. Krabs.
I thought we might
discuss the Krabby Patty
secret formula.
Isn’t that
a microphone?
What?
Why, yes, it is.
I must get this
shirt cleaned.
All right, now tell me
the secret formula.
But, sir, we haven’t done
the secret handshake yet.
Oh, yes, here,
let’s shake.
( giggles )
We don’t shake
with our hands,
remember?
Uh, right, why don’t you start.
We stand on one foot…
balance a glass
of chocolate milk
on our heads
and sing the Bikini Bottom
national anthem.
BOTH:
♪ Oh, Bikini Bottom ♪
♪ we pledge our hearts to you ♪
♪ as faithful, as deep,
as true, as blue ♪
♪ Bikini Bottom, we love you. ♪
Formula time?
Almost.
6 ½
Hours LateR
( grunting frantically )
( explosion )
Yum, yum, this spaghetti
sure is good.
Belch.
BOTH:
Meatball, meatball,
spaghetti underneath
ravioli, ravioli,
great barrier reef.
( clap )
Okay, now let’s hear
that formula.
Sorry, no can do,
Mr. Krabs.
Wha-a-a-a-t?
But we did everything you said.
I followed all the rules.
I even ate 105 black licorice
jelly beans through a straw.
Now, why can’t you tell me
the formula?
It’s your rule--
never speak the formula.
You told me to keep it in…
this bottle.
( bell dings )
This is it, Plankton.
Gently, now.
( laughing mechanically )
( gasps )
( gasps )
( gasps )
Gasp!
How could you do this,
SpongeBob?
Giving me secret formula
to this… impostor?
Don’t listen
to him, SpongeBob.
Remember-- ravioli,
ravioli, give me
the formuoli.
SpongeBob, no,
don’t listen to him.
I’m the real Mr. Krabs.
Don’t listen
to him, he’s
obviously a robot.
( exhaust coughs )
Well, if I was a robot,
which I’m not
at least I’m
well put together
not some rusted-out,
steam-driven
pile of junk.
Who you calling
“steam-driven?”
SPONGEBOB ( screaming ):
Quiet!
Until I know who the real
Mr. Krabs is, nobody moves
nobody gets hurt.
BOTH:
Tartar sauce?!
Take it easy
with that thing.
( screams )
I’ll do the talking
around here.
I think I’ll just ask you two
a couple of questions;
questions only the real
Mr. Krabs could answer.
Okay, then.
First question:
What time does
the Krusty Krab open?
9:30 a.m.
Right.
That’s one strike,
“Mr. Fake.”
But…
Duh-duh, I’m running
this quiz show
I’ll ask
the questions.
If there’s going
to be any “buts”
there going
to be from me.
Okay, question number two:
How much does
a Krabby Patty cost?
$2.99.
On Wednesday.
99 Cents.
Right again.
You’re starting
to look pretty phony
right about now.
I’d be nervous
if I were you.
Now, only the really real
Mr. Krabs could answer this:
If we’re discussing
the secret formula
on the third Wednesday
in January
and it’s not
raining outside
after we gargle with
vanilla pudding,
what do we do?
That’s an easy one.
You just… just…
let’s see, if it’s a….
if it’s January with…
with vanilla pudding,
you… uh…
pass.
( grunts )
Wait!
SpongeBob!
Give me another chance.
So long,
Imitation Krabs.
Bye-bye.
I knew it was you
all along, Mr. Krabs.
Here you go.
Thank you,
Sponge-Dupe.
( mechanical laughter )
Whoop.
Don’t forget
your lucky penny.
( laughter continues )
Yoicks.
This must be
your lucky day.
( laughs )
COMPUTER VOICE:
The self-destruct coin slot
has been activated.
Ten seconds till detonation.
“Coin-operated self-destruct”?
Not one of my better ideas.
( screaming ):
Help!
( massive explosion )
( thud )
PLANKTON:
Ouch.
If that was
Plankton…
Uh-oh.
KRABS:
Help…
Yah, Mr. Krabs!
Ooh, yum, yum.
Back, you hungry
hand, back.
Help!
Gee, Mr. Krabs,
I’m sorry.
I thought you
were a phony.
Hoo, that’s okay,
me lad.
Long as the secret
formula’s safe again.
However, that penny’s
coming out of
your paycheck.
( both laughing )
SPONGEBOB:
Really?
Episode Transcript: Frankendoodle (SpongeBob SquarePants) (transcript) (1/21/2002) [Closed Captioning][]
FRANkENDoODLE
directed by
Paul Tibbitt
Walt Dohrn
Storyboard directed by
Chris Headrick
written by
Walt Dohrn
Paul Tibbitt
Merriwether Williams
animation director
Tom Yasumi
creative director
Derek Drymon
NARRATOR ( with French accent ):
Well, well, what is this?
Ah, the artist of sea.
Let us watch and see
the fruits of his struggle.
Oh, it seems
as if inspiration has struck.
( artist mumbling
and chuckling )
The pencil, what…?
The pencil, what…?
The pencil, what…?
The pencil, what…?
NARRATOR:
The artist has learned
the first lesson of the sea:
Always bring a spare pencil.
the first lesson of the sea:
Always bring a spare pencil.
ARTIST:
No!
ARTIST:
No!
ARTIST:
No!
( scream echoing )
( scream echoing )
Okay, ready, Patrick?
One…
two…
two…
Three! three!
Scissors beats
paper, Patrick.
Scissors beats
paper, Patrick.
( both laughing )
One…
two…
three.
Patrick, how come
you always do paper?
( whistling; bubbles pop )
( whistling; bubbles pop )
( screaming )
( screaming )
What is that
thing, SpongeBob?
What is that
thing, SpongeBob?
What is that
thing, SpongeBob?
It looks like
a giant pencil.
Go touch it.
Go touch it.
It is a giant
pencil, Patrick.
It is a giant
pencil, Patrick.
It is a giant
pencil, Patrick.
Let’s draw some
giant pictures with it.
Let’s draw some
giant pictures with it.
What you drawing?
What you drawing?
Stand back, Patrick,
I can’t draw
with you breathing
down my neck.
( scoffs ):
Artists.
SPONGEBOB:
It’s a jellyfish.
PATRICK:
Pretty good, SpongeBob
but it’s lacking
basic construction
and your
perspective
and your
perspective
leaves a lot
to be desired.
SPONGEBOB:
Huh, everybody’s a critic.
( drawing slurping )
( drawing slurping )
SpongeBob,
your drawing’s
coming to life!
SpongeBob,
your drawing’s
coming to life!
Ha, ha, that’s more like it,
Mr. Critic.
Ha, ha, that’s more like it,
Mr. Critic.
Ha, ha, that’s more like it,
Mr. Critic.
No, I mean it’s
swimming away!
No, I mean it’s
swimming away!
No, I mean it’s
swimming away!
Do you know what
this means, Patrick?
Do you know what
this means, Patrick?
Do you know what
this means, Patrick?
Your art can never
hang in a museum.
Your art can never
hang in a museum.
It means we found
a magic pencil!
It means we found
a magic pencil!
It means we found
a magic pencil!
Now all I need is
a magic moustache
Now all I need is
a magic moustache
and all my dreams
will have come true.
and all my dreams
will have come true.
and all my dreams
will have come true.
( cackling ):
Coming right up.
Life is good!
Easy come,
easy go.
SQUIDWARD:
Squidward, if you have some hair
you’d be the most gorgeous
creature in the sea!
You’ve got looks, talent--
all you need
is a full head of…
all you need
is a full head of…
hair!
hair!
My turn!
Be careful, Patrick.
Being an artist is
a heavy responsibility.
Each work of art is like a child
and must be treated as such.
Each work of art is like a child
and must be treated as such.
Come on, I was just
going to draw a cartoon!
Come on, I was just
going to draw a cartoon!
Come on, I was just
going to draw a cartoon!
Come on, I was just
going to draw a cartoon!
Okay, why didn’t
you say so?
Hey, another
jellyfish!
It’s Squidward, silly!
It’s Squidward, silly!
( drawing grumbling )
( drawing grumbling )
( drawing grumbling )
( drawing grumbling )
( drawing grumbling )
( drawing grumbling )
It’s kind of
creepy-looking
when it moves.
It’s kind of
creepy-looking
when it moves.
Ooh, you’re right,
SpongeBob.
We can’t let him
go to town!
( grumbling )
( screaming )
( screaming )
( screaming )
( screaming )
( screaming fades )
( screaming fades )
Poor Squidward.
Poor Squidward.
Hey!
My brain just
hatched an idea.
( both giggling )
( both giggling )
( both giggling )
( both giggling )
$$$$ S
$$$$ S
$$$$ S
$$$$ S
( giggling )
( giggling )
( giggling )
( giggling )
( giggling )
This is going to be classic.
$ $
This is going to be classic.
This is going to be classic.
I think I fancy a stroll
around the park.
SPONGEBOB ( ringing doorbell ):
♪ Oh, Squidward! ♪
What do you want…
$ $
What do you want…
hello, what’s this?
Someone left me
some money for a perm.
$ $
Someone left me
some money for a perm.
( snickering )
( snickering )
( snickering )
( snickering )
Come to hairy!
$ $
Come to hairy!
Come to hairy!
$ $
Ow!
Ow!
Ow!
Ow!
Ow!
Ow!
( laughing )
( laughing )
( laughing )
$ $
( laughing )
SpongeBob!
SpongeBob!
Oh, my hair!
Oh, my hair!
SpongeBob!
SpongeBob!
SpongeBob!
( laughing maniacally )
( laughing maniacally )
( laughing maniacally )
( laughing maniacally )
( laughing maniacally )
( laughing maniacally )
( laughing maniacally )
Wait.
Wait.
I’ve got
another idea.
This’ll be the ultimate prank.
This’ll be the ultimate prank.
This’ll be the ultimate prank.
This’ll be the ultimate prank.
This’ll be the ultimate prank.
I’ll draw me, and when
Squidward answers the door
I’ll draw me, and when
Squidward answers the door
it won’t be me!
it won’t be me!
it won’t be me!
( Patrick guffawing )
Aw, look at him.
Ain’t he a doll?
All he needs is a tie.
Ready for action!
Ready for action!
( shouting
nonsense words )
( shouting
nonsense words )
( laughing )
( laughing )
( laughing )
PATRICK:
He’s going to the door!
PATRICK:
He’s going to the door!
PATRICK:
He’s going to the door!
PATRICK:
He’s going to the door!
( giggling )
( giggling )
( giggling )
( giggling )
( giggling )
( knocking )
( knocking )
( knocking )
He’s knocking on the door.
He’s knocking on the door.
Squidward’s
answering the
door, and…
Squidward’s
answering the
door, and…
Oh, ow, ow, ow!
Oh, ow, ow, ow!
Oh, ow, ow, ow!
He’s beating up
Squidward!
( Squidward shouting )
( Squidward shouting )
( Squidward shouting )
( Squidward shouting )
( Squidward shouting )
( Squidward shouting )
( Squidward shouting )
Doodle Boy, stop!
Doodle Boy, stop!
( crashing )
( crashing )
( crashing )
( crashing )
( speaking gibberish )
( speaking gibberish )
( speaking gibberish )
He’s got the pencil.
He’s got the pencil.
He’s got the pencil.
He’s got the pencil.
He’s got the pencil.
He’s got the pencil.
What have I done?
What have I done?
We’ve got to find him.
We’ve got to find him.
Where could he
possibly be?
Where could he
possibly be?
Maybe he’s
Maybe he’s
in that poorly
drawn pineapple.
in that poorly
drawn pineapple.
Come on, let’s go.
Come on, let’s go.
I’m not going
in there.
I’m not going
in there.
Come on, Patrick,
I’m right behind you.
Baby steps.
SPONGEBOB:
Almost there…
SPONGEBOB:
Almost there…
( screaming while falling )
( crashing )
What just
happened?
( Doodle Boy
shouting gibberish )
( Doodle Boy
shouting gibberish )
( speaking menacingly )
( speaking menacingly )
Come on, Patrick,
give me a boost up.
Come on, Patrick,
give me a boost up.
Can’t we just
stay down here
where it’s safe?
Can’t we just
stay down here
where it’s safe?
No way.
No way.
I created
this monster
and I’ve got
to stop him.
( Doodle Boy shouting )
See what I mean,
Patrick?
See what I mean,
Patrick?
See what I mean,
Patrick?
Where’s the leak,
ma’am?
( screams )
( screams )
( screams )
( crashing )
( crashing )
( another crash )
you okay, Patrick?
XXXXXXX XXXXXXX
XXXXXXX XXXXXXX
XXXXXXX XXXXXXX
XXXXXXX XXXXXXX
XXXXXXX XXXXXXX
you okay, Patrick?
you okay, Patrick?
PATRICK:
Finland!
( Doodle Boy shouting )
( Doodle Boy shouting )
( Doodle Boy
speaking gibberish )
( Doodle Boy
speaking gibberish )
( Doodle Boy
speaking gibberish )
( whispering ):
There he is.
He’s hideous.
PATRICK:
He makes me sick
just looking at him.
Those big bulgy eyes
Those big bulgy eyes
that square body,
those two buck teeth
and that stupid tie!
( clears throat )
Oh, but it looks good
on you, SpongeBob!
( laughs nervously )
( laughs nervously )
( Doodle Boy babbling )
( Doodle Boy babbling )
He’s putting down the pencil.
He’s putting down the pencil.
This is our chance.
On the count of three
we’ll jump out
and surprise him.
we’ll jump out
and surprise him.
Oh, boy, a
surprise party!
Oh, boy, a
surprise party!
Is it his birthday?
( shouting )
( shouting )
( shouting )
( shouting )
( shouting )
Patrick, Patrick!
Patrick, Patrick!
Do something!
Do something!
Happy birthday!
Happy birthday!
( SpongeBob screaming;
loud crash )
( SpongeBob screaming;
loud crash )
( SpongeBob screaming;
loud crash )
here’s your
present.
( clunk )
( clunk )
You’re welcome.
You’re welcome.
( shouting gibberish )
( shouting gibberish )
( shouting gibberish )
( shouting gibberish )
( shouting gibberish )
Hold it right
there, doodle.
I brought you into this world
I brought you into this world
I brought you into this world
and now I’m going
to take you out.
and now I’m going
to take you out.
Any last words?
Any last words?
( speaking
gibberish )
( speaking
gibberish )
I’m… I’m sorry,
what was that?
( repeating gibberish slowly )
( repeating gibberish slowly )
( repeating gibberish slowly )
( repeating gibberish slowly )
( repeating gibberish slowly )
( screaming )
( screaming )
( screaming )
( screaming )
( screaming )
( screaming )
( gibberish is muffled )
( gibberish is muffled )
( gibberish is muffled )
( gibberish is muffled )
( gibberish is muffled )
( crashing )
( crashing )
( crashing )
( crashing )
( crashing )
( crashing )
Hold still,
Doodle.
Hold still,
Doodle.
Hold still,
Doodle.
This is for your own good!
This is for your own good!
This is for your own good!
Take that, and this, and this
and that, and this, that, this,
that, this, that…
and that, and this, that, this,
that, this, that…
and that, and this, that, this,
that, this, that…
( speaking gibberish )
( speaking gibberish )
( speaking gibberish )
( speaking gibberish )
( speaking gibberish )
( screaming )
( screaming )
( screaming )
( screaming )
( screaming )
( screaming )
( screaming )
I am SpongeBob,
destroyer of evil!
I am SpongeBob,
destroyer of evil!
Take it easy--
it’s just
a drawing.
it’s just
a drawing.
Well, that takes care
of that, eh, Patrick?
Done and done.
SPONGEBOB:
Gee, Gary, you should
have been there.
SPONGEBOB:
Gee, Gary, you should
have been there.
SPONGEBOB:
Gee, Gary, you should
have been there.
It sure was exciting.
It sure was exciting.
But you know, I kind of miss
the little doodle.
He was like a son to me.
He was like a son to me.
But I am glad that
things are back to normal.
But I am glad that
things are back to normal.
Well, good night, sweet prince.
( meows )
( meows )
G A R Y
( meows )
( meows )
( meows )
( meows )
Good night, Magic Pencil.
Good night, Magic Pencil.
( snoring )
( snoring )
( snoring )
( snoring )
( light switch clicks )
( another switch clicks )
( another switch clicks )
( toilet flushing )
( toilet flushing )
( toilet flushing )
( toilet flushing )
( toilet flushing )
( toilet flushing )
( SpongeBob snoring )
( SpongeBob snoring )
( SpongeBob snoring )
( SpongeBob snoring )
( scratching )
( scratching )
( scratching )
( scratching )
( scratching )
oh, hey, Magic Pencil.
What are you doing up?
Drawing yourself
a glass of water?
Drawing yourself
a glass of water?
( cackling )
( cackling )
( cackling )
( cackling )
( cackling )
( cackling )
( cackling )
DoodleBob!
( laughs nervously )
( laughs nervously )
( laughs nervously )
No hard feelings, right?
( screams ):
What do you think
you’re doing, Doodle?
( screams ):
What do you think
you’re doing, Doodle?
You Doodle!
You Doodle!
Me SpongeBob!
( Screaming )
( Screaming )
( Screaming )
( Screaming )
( Doodle screaming gibberish )
( Doodle screaming gibberish )
( Doodle screaming gibberish )
( eraser squeaking )
( eraser squeaking )
( eraser squeaking )
( eraser squeaking )
( eraser squeaking )
( thunk )
( thunk )
( thunk )
( screaming )
( screaming )
( screaming )
( Doodle Boy screaming )
( Doodle Boy screaming )
( eraser squeaking )
( eraser squeaking )
( eraser squeaking )
( eraser squeaking )
Huh?
Huh?
Huh?
( screaming )
( screaming )
( screaming )
( screaming )
( screaming )
( screaming )
( screaming )
Be careful with that thing.
Be careful with that thing.
Who knows what
will happen?
Who knows what
will happen?
I knows.
I knows.
I knows.
( shouting gibberish )
( shouting gibberish )
( shouting gibberish )
( laughing maniacally )
( laughing maniacally )
( laughing maniacally )
( laughing maniacally )
( laughing maniacally )
Very funny, Doodle.
Very funny, Doodle.
Very funny, Doodle.
Now it’s
my turn.
Now it’s
my turn.
Now it’s
my turn.
Now it’s
my turn.
( both grunting )
( both grunting )
( both grunting )
( both grunting )
Well, Doodle,
it looks like this…
Well, Doodle,
it looks like this…
Well, Doodle,
it looks like this…
is a draw.
is a draw.
( blades whining )
( blades whining )
( blades whining )
( blades whining )
( blades whining )
You’ve made your point.
You’ve made your point.
You’ve made your point.
You’ve made your point.
No matter, I was voted
“most artistic” in high school.
No matter, I was voted
“most artistic” in high school.
No matter, I was voted
“most artistic” in high school.
No matter, I was voted
“most artistic” in high school.
( glass breaks; hollow thump )
( glass breaks; hollow thump )
( glass breaks; hollow thump )
( glass breaks; hollow thump )
SQUIDWARD:
Ouch! You’re going
to pay for that!
SQUIDWARD:
Ouch! You’re going
to pay for that!
SQUIDWARD:
Ouch! You’re going
to pay for that!
SQUIDWARD:
Ouch! You’re going
to pay for that!
Uh, maybe it was
“most clumsy.”
Uh, maybe it was
“most clumsy.”
Uh, maybe it was
“most clumsy.”
( screaming )
( screaming )
( screaming )
( screaming )
( screaming )
( screaming )
( screaming )
( shouting gibberish )
( shouting gibberish )
( shouting gibberish )
( shouting gibberish )
( shouting gibberish )
( shouting gibberish )
( shouting gibberish )
( shouting gibberish )
✨
Huh?
Huh?
Huh?
Huh?
Huh?
Huh?
Paper!
Paper!
Page for
Mr. Doodle!
Page for
Mr. Doodle!
Page for
Mr. Doodle!
Page for
Mr. Doodle!
( screaming )
( screaming )
( scream fades away )
( scream fades away )
( scream fades away )
PATRICK:
Hey, SpongeBob
PATRICK:
Hey, SpongeBob
what’s with
all the ruckus?
what’s with
all the ruckus?
Take a look
for yourself, Patrick.
Take a look
for yourself, Patrick.
Take a look
for yourself, Patrick.
Take a look
for yourself, Patrick.
It’s the evil Doodle!
It’s the evil Doodle!
It’s the evil Doodle!
It’s the evil Doodle!
It’s the evil Doodle!
No, no, not evil.
No, no, not evil.
He was just
a two-dimensional creature
lost in our three-dimensional
aquatic world
longing for a purpose.
longing for a purpose.
longing for a purpose.
longing for a purpose.
So… he’s a drawing?
So… he’s a drawing?
So… he’s a drawing?
Exactly.
Exactly.
Exactly.
See how happy he is?
See how happy he is?
See how happy he is?
He still looks
kind of creepy.
He still looks
kind of creepy.
He still looks
kind of creepy.
O great Magic Pencil
your powers are too mighty
for us ocean dwellers
your powers are too mighty
for us ocean dwellers
your powers are too mighty
for us ocean dwellers
your powers are too mighty
for us ocean dwellers
so I will send you back
to the magic kingdom
from where you came.
to the magic kingdom
from where you came.
to the magic kingdom
from where you came.
Are you ready, Patrick?
Ready!
Ready!
( seagulls crying )
( seagulls crying )
( seagulls crying )
( seagulls crying )
( seagulls crying )
( seagulls crying )
( seagulls crying )
NARRATOR:
We rejoin the artist
in a creative slump.
NARRATOR:
We rejoin the artist
in a creative slump.
NARRATOR:
We rejoin the artist
in a creative slump.
ARTIST:
Huh, what’s… what’s this?
ARTIST:
Huh, what’s… what’s this?
My pencil!
My pencil!
My pencil!
My pencil!
My pencil!
My pencil!
( artist giggling )
( artist giggling )
( artist giggling )
( artist giggling )
( artist giggling )
( artist giggling )
( artist giggling )
( lead snaps )
( lead snaps )
( lead snaps )
Oh…
Oh…
Oh…
NARRATOR:
The second most important rule
NARRATOR:
The second most important rule
NARRATOR:
The second most important rule
NARRATOR:
The second most important rule
for the artist at sea:
Always bring a pencil sharpener.
for the artist at sea:
Always bring a pencil sharpener.
for the artist at sea:
Always bring a pencil sharpener.
for the artist at sea:
Always bring a pencil sharpener.
for the artist at sea:
Always bring a pencil sharpener.
ARTIST:
No!
ARTIST:
No!
ARTIST:
No!
ARTIST:
No!
ARTIST:
No!
ARTIST:
No!
ARTIST:
No!
Episode Transcript: I Was A Teenage Gary (SpongeBob SquarePants) (transcript) (10/28/1999) [Closed Captioning][]
I WAs
A TeeNage
Gary
storyboard director
Steve Fonti
storyboard artist
Chris Mitchell
written by
Steve Fonti
Chris Mitchell
Mr. Lawrence
animation director
Edgar Larrazabal
creative director
Derek Drymon
Exercise time
is over, Gary.
We don’t want you
getting too thin.
Here, boy.
Fetch!
( rooster crows )
( snoring )
( meows )
Huh?
Good job, Gary.
I love you, Gary.
Gary, Gary,
Gary, Gary…
( purring )
Gary, Gary, Gary.
( laughing )
Down, boy!
( laughing )
SpongeBob!
Are you ready?
Are you ready?
Are you ready?
For what?
The Annual Jellyfish Convention
in Ukulele Bottom this weekend.
Ha… ya!
( Yelling )
( glass shatters )
So, you ready or what?
That was this weekend?
I can’t go.
I don’t have anyone
to take care of Gary.
Would you please stop
leaving your undergarments
on my front lawn?
Squidward, could you
watch Gary this weekend?
What’s a Gary?
Not a Gary-- Gary.
He’s my pet snail.
( pop )
Say “hello.”
( hisses )
Aah!
You actually care
for that thing?
I love Gary!
Well, I don’t.
Get somebody else.
I guess we can’t go
away this weekend
after all, Patrick.
Go away?
You mean,
if I watch Gary
you guys will be
gone all weekend?
Actually,
a three-day weekend.
As in “not here
for three days”?
Yeah, but you’ve already
said you can’t do it.
We understand.
Don’t feel bad,
Squidward.
The three of us
can still have
our own jellyfish
convention
at your house.
I changed
my mind.
You guys deserve
a weekend away.
You’ll do it?
Great!
Let me show you
a little bit
about snail care.
You need to take
Gary for a walk
twice a day…
SQUIDWARD:
Friday, Saturday and Sunday--
a three-day weekend.
Let me show you
how to feed him.
GA RY
A can in the morning
and a can at night.
MoRNING MoRNING MoRNING
NIGHT NIGHT
( sarcastically ):
Sure it’s enough?
GROUP:
Jellyfishing, jellyfishing,
jellyfishing, jellyfishing!
The bus is here!
The bus is here!
Come on, SpongeBob!
ALL:
Jellyfishing! Jellyfishing!
Time to go.
Don’t want to be late. Bye-bye.
You won’t forget
my instructions, will you?
I have the memory
of an elephant.
I’ll take good care of Fred.
Gary.
Right, yeah, right.
GROUP:
Jellyfishing!
ALL:
Jellyfishing! Jellyfishing!
So long, losers!
( laughs )
They’re gone.
( laughs )
( meows )
( humming )
This is going to be
the best three days of my life.
( sighs )
I’m going to do all the things
I can’t normally do
because of SpongeBob.
3 Days Later …
( sizzling quietly )
GROUP:
Jellyfishing! Jellyfishing!
Jellyfishing! Jellyfishing!
Well, thus ends the greatest
weekend of my life.
No SpongeBob, no Patrick,
nothing but me, me, me.
( groans gutturally )
( thud )
( screams )
The snail! I forgot the snail!
( panting )
( moans )
I’ve got to do something.
Oh!
Okay, okay, okay.
Here we go, right here.
Eat, eat, eat, eat, eat, eat!
You’ve got to finish this food!
See you later, Patrick.
Come on, eat! Eat! Eat!
Aah… aah… aah…
Oh!
Gary, I’m home!
Hi, SpongeBob.
Squidward, why are you here?
( gulps hard )
Aah!
Just, uh, checking up
on old Gary for you.
You’re a great friend,
Squidward.
Well, I guess
I’ll see you later.
Bye.
Thanks, Squidward.
I can always count on you.
( wheezes )
( screams )
Gary!
Gary, what’s happened to you?
What’s wrong?
Squidward, something’s
wrong with Gary!
Squidward!
Oh!
MALE FISH:
Yes, yes, it’s
just as I thought.
What?
This is definitely
a snail.
( gasps )
I knew it!
Oh, squid,
did you hear that?
Therefore, a shot
of snail plasma
must be carefully administered.
Here you go.
You won’t do it?
Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
I’m too squeamish.
Uh, hang on, Doc.
Let me help you
with your bag there.
Squid, wait.
I can’t give Gary his plasma.
I’m squeamish, too.
Oh, SpongeBob,
I don’t want to…
( violent coughing )
Gary!
Okay, okay, I’ll do it.
Now, don’t hurt him, Squidward.
Okay, steady.
Wait, that’s too hard.
Okay, okay, okay,
okay, try it again.
Wait!
Wait. Wait. Wait.
( stammers ):
Hold him still.
Wait. Wait. Wait.
Hold him still! Wait.
Ouch!
Uh, Squidward…
you’ve injected me
with snail plasma.
Well, you made
me do it.
What’s going
to happen to me?
Oh, nothing, it’s just
a little snail plasma.
I don’t know,
I feel kind of funny.
SQUIDWARD:
It’s all in your head!
WATER
( moans )
( gulps )
( gargles, then clears throat )
( meows spiritedly )
He just needed water?
Oh, Gary,
you’re better!
Oh, how touching.
I’m going to go home
and throw up.
Good night.
Squidward, wait!
The snail plasma.
Trust me, SpongeBob.
Nothing’s going
to happen to you.
You’re fine.
( meows )
Don’t worry, Gary.
Squidward says
I’ll be fine.
He knows everything.
So, you hungry?
( meows loudly )
NIGHT
GARY
Hmm?
Hmm!
Mmm.
Mmm, mmm, mmm.
Here you go.
Eat up, Gary.
( meows questioningly )
GARY
sorry, Gary,
I couldn’t control myself.
( Burps )
Meow.
Why’d I just do that?
Am I cracking up?
( meows )
No. No, Squidward’s right.
I’m fine.
I worry too much.
It’s all in my head.
I feel tip-top.
Gary, you’re getting
( voice slows ):
a lot faster.
( footsteps thumping loudly )
( voice echoes ):
Look at me.
Never better.
( yelps )
I’m okay.
Squidward said I’m fine.
( screams )
( shrieks )
Gary! I’m fine!
( straining ):
You see?
( grunting )
That’s okay,
I’m a lefty, anyway.
( grunts, screams )
Now I don’t have to buy
those new shoes.
( screams and groans )
I take it back, Gary.
Something is wrong with me!
Ow.
I hope I never see
another snail again.
Good night, Clari.
( doorbell rings,
knock on door )
who could that be?
As if I didn’t already know.
SpongeBob, I already told you:
You’re going to be just fi…
( screams )
Meow.
( screams )
Meow, meow.
( screams )
( panting )
SpongeBob?
Oh, Neptune, what have I done?
It’s all your fault.
Okay, okay, okay, okay.
Get it together, Squidward.
Meow!
( screams )
Meow!
Meow, meow.
( screams )
Meow.
( gasps )
Meow, meow.
( screams )
None of this would be happening
if I’d only fed that snail.
Meow.
( screaming )
Meow.
( screaming )
Meow.
( screams )
Meow.
( screams )
Meow.
( screaming and
meowing continue )
( glass shatters )
( groaning )
Uh-oh.
GARY ( to “Blow the Man Down” ):
♪ Meow meow meow meow meow ♪
♪ Meow meow
meow meow meow ♪
♪ Meow meow
meow meow meow meow ♪
♪ Meow meow meow meow meow ♪
♪ Meow meow meow meow ♪
♪ Meow meow
meow meow meow meow ♪♪
Will you clam up?
♪ Meow meow… ♪
( yelps )
♪ Meow meow meow
meow meow ♪
♪ Meow meow
meow meow meow ♪
♪ Meow meow
meow meow ♪
♪ Meow meow
meow meow meow. ♪
Episode Transcript: Squidward, the UnFriendly Ghost (SpongeBob SquarePants) (transcript) (10/2/1999) [Closed Captioning][]
SQUiDWARD
THE UNFRiENDLY
GHOST
storyboard director
Sherm Cohen
storyboard artist
Aaron Springer
written by
Sherm Cohen
Aaron Springer
Peter Burns
animation director
Fred Miller
creative director
Derek Drymon
SQUIDWARD:
Have I told you
how beautiful you are?
SQUIDWARD:
Have I told you
how beautiful you are?
SQUIDWARD:
Have I told you
how beautiful you are?
SQUIDWARD:
Have I told you
how beautiful you are?
Your tentacles, your nose,
your eyes…?
Your tentacles, your nose,
your eyes…?
Your tentacles, your nose,
your eyes…?
a little lopsided.
a little lopsided.
a little lopsided.
There.
There.
There.
There.
There.
Ah.
Ah.
Ah.
Ah.
Ah.
And now that I’ve
been immortalized in wax
I have conquered
all artistic media.
I have conquered
all artistic media.
I have conquered
all artistic media.
Come on, my precious
reflection, smile.
Come on, my precious
reflection, smile.
( crash )
( crash )
( crash )
( crash )
( crash )
( crash )
( crash )
( crash )
( crash )
Hike, Patrick, hike!
Hike, Patrick, hike!
Hike, Patrick, hike!
Hike, Patrick, hike!
( SpongeBob groaning )
( SpongeBob groaning )
You just lost three points.
You just lost three points.
You just lost three points.
One…
two…
five.
G-7!
G 7G
G-7?
G-7?
G-7?
G-7?
G-7?
King me, king me!
King me, king me!
I lose!
But it’s not Tuesday, Patrick.
Tartar sauce!
Tartar sauce!
Tartar sauce!
Tartar sauce!
Tartar sauce!
SQUIDWARD:
Hey!
What are you
invertebrates doing?
What are you
invertebrates doing?
What are you
invertebrates doing?
We don’t know.
We don’t know.
We don’t know.
We don’t know.
Hey, Patrick, do you
know what time it is?
Hey, Patrick, do you
know what time it is?
Hey, Patrick, do you
know what time it is?
Hey, Patrick, do you
know what time it is?
Hey, Patrick, do you
know what time it is?
Uh, yeah, Squidward.
It’s…
time to find
some other game to play.
( laughing )
( laughing )
( laughing )
( laughing )
( laughing )
( laughing )
( laughing )
( laughing )
( humming happily )
( humming happily )
( humming happily )
( humming happily )
( humming happily )
( humming happily )
( humming happily )
( humming happily )
( humming happily )
( humming happily )
( humming happily )
( old-time music playing )
( old-time music playing )
( old-time music playing )
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Now what?
Now what?
Now what?
Now what?
We could toss that
shell back and forth.
We could toss that
shell back and forth.
We could toss that
shell back and forth.
We could toss that
shell back and forth.
Okay!
Okay!
Okay!
Okay!
Ready!
Ready!
Ready!
Ready!
Go!
Go!
Go!
Go!
I got it, I got it.
I got it, I got it.
I got it,
I got it, I got it!
I got it,
I got it, I got it!
( statue thumps on floor )
( statue thumps on floor )
( statue thumps on floor )
( statue thumps on floor )
( statue thumps on floor )
( statue thumps on floor )
Huh?
Huh?
Huh?
( mumbles )
( mumbles )
( mumbles )
( mumbles )
Remember, Patrick,
finders keepers.
There it is!
There it is!
I got it! I got it!
I got it! I got it!
I got it! I got it!
I got it! I got it!
I got it! I got it!
I got it! I got it!
I got it! I got it!
I got it! I got it!
Bonus points.
Bonus points.
Uh, Patrick?
I think something’s wrong
with Squidward.
He looks unconscious.
He looks unconscious.
Don’t worry.
I know
how to do this.
( inhaling deeply )
( inhaling deeply )
( inhaling deeply )
( breath squeaking out )
( breath squeaking out )
( breath squeaking out )
( inhaling again )
( inhaling again )
( buzzing like
deflating balloon )
( buzzing like
deflating balloon )
( buzzing like
deflating balloon )
( buzzing like
deflating balloon )
( buzzing like
deflating balloon )
( buzzing like
deflating balloon )
( buzzing like
deflating balloon )
Get off him,
Patrick!
What are you
worried about?
What are you
worried about?
What are you
worried about?
He looks better already.
But he still
feels cold.
Well, let’s go
put him in the warm.
Well, let’s go
put him in the warm.
Do you think
he’ll be okay?
You know, you worry too much.
You know, you worry too much.
The Patrick is here
The Patrick is here
and SpongeBob,
I know a lot
about head injuries,
believe…
( snaps fingers )
( snaps fingers )
( snaps fingers )
( snaps fingers )
( snaps fingers )
Me.
Me.
Me.
Me.
Me.
Hey, what’s that
on your shoe?
Hey, what’s that
on your shoe?
I don’t know.
I don’t know.
It kind of
looks like…
Squidward!
Squidward!
Squidward!
Squidward!
( both yelling )
( both yelling )
( both yelling )
SPONGEBOB:
Get him off me!
SPONGEBOB:
Get him off me!
Go away, go away!
Go away, go away!
( humming contentedly
as music continues playing )
( humming contentedly
as music continues playing )
No, no,
that part goes here.
No, no,
that part goes here.
Oh, yeah… yeah,
th-that’s it, uh-huh.
Oh, yeah… yeah,
th-that’s it, uh-huh.
We’re almost there.
We’re almost there.
We’re almost there.
We can do this.
We can do this.
We can do this.
It’s working,
it’s working.
It’s working,
it’s working.
This is working.
This is working.
Patrick, this isn’t working!
Patrick, this isn’t working!
Patrick, this isn’t working!
Look!
Look!
Look!
I don’t know
how to say it
I don’t know
how to say it
but our old pal
Squidward, he’s… he’s…
he’s pushing up daisies.
he’s pushing up daisies.
he’s pushing up daisies.
Oh, I thought
he was dead.
( door squeaks )
( door squeaks )
( yells )
( yells )
( yells )
( screams )
( screams )
What are you doing here?!
( teeth chattering )
( teeth chattering )
No!... no!
No!... no!
No!... no!
Well, are you two going
to say something or…
Well, are you two going
to say something or…
no, stay back!
no, stay back!
What is the matter with you two?
What is the matter with you two?
Don’t! Don’t hurt us!
( sobbing ):
It was an accident.
What are you two talking about?
What are you two talking about?
What are you two talking about?
What are you two talking about?
( splat )
( splat )
( splat )
( splat )
( splat )
( splat )
( splat )
( screams )
( screams )
( screams )
Look what you’ve done to me!
Look what you’ve done to me!
When I get my hands
on you, I’ll…
SPONGEBOB:
Please, Mr. Squidward ghost.
SPONGEBOB:
Please, Mr. Squidward ghost.
Spare us
your ghostly anger!
Spare us
your ghostly anger!
( kissing )
( kissing )
( kissing )
Oh, yes,
Mr. Squidward’s ghost!
Oh, yes,
Mr. Squidward’s ghost!
Oh, yes,
Mr. Squidward’s ghost!
Oh, yes,
Mr. Squidward’s ghost!
Oh, yes,
Mr. Squidward’s ghost!
Please
don’t haunt us.
We’ll do anything
you want.
We’ll do anything
you want.
We’ll do anything
you want.
Just have
mercy on us!
Just have
mercy on us!
( menacingly ):
Enough.
( menacingly ):
Enough.
Listen up!
Squidward’s
ghost is feeling
Squidward’s
ghost is feeling
unusually
generous today.
unusually
generous today.
He hath decided
He hath decided
to spare ye
a horrible fate.
to spare ye
a horrible fate.
( hissing )
( hissing )
( hissing )
All ye must do
is tend
to my every whim
is tend
to my every whim
and tickle
my fancy on demand.
and tickle
my fancy on demand.
Does that
include…
Does that
include…
Does that
include…
Quiet!
Quiet!
Quiet!
Now, do
as you’re told
Now, do
as you’re told
Now, do
as you’re told
last ye incur the wrath
of Squidward!
last ye incur the wrath
of Squidward!
last ye incur the wrath
of Squidward!
last ye incur the wrath
of Squidward!
I think
they make
I think
they make
a cream
for that now.
a cream
for that now.
( panting and groaning )
( panting and groaning )
( panting and groaning )
( panting and groaning )
Here?
Here?
Too hot.
Too hot.
( huffing and puffing )
( huffing and puffing )
( huffing and puffing )
( huffing and puffing )
Here?
Here?
No, too wet.
No, too wet.
Keep going.
Keep going.
Keep going.
o u P e d e
P O I S S O N
Je Joue Pommes DeS
Au Tennis Frites
Here?
Here?
Here?
Here?
Too loose, Lautrec.
Too loose, Lautrec.
( rim shot )
T r o u P e d e
P O I S S O N
⚾⚾ Je Joue Pommes DeS
⚾⚾ Au Tennis Frites
Too tired…
Too tired…
Too tired…
Too tired…
Too tired…
Perfect.
Perfect.
Perfect.
Perfect.
Hmm, I feel… needy.
Hmm, I feel… needy.
Hmm, I feel… needy.
Slaves, fetcheth me
some nourishment.
Slaves, fetcheth me
some nourishment.
Only the freshest,
o spooky one.
Only the freshest,
o spooky one.
Only the freshest,
o spooky one.
Only the freshest,
o spooky one.
Only the freshest,
o spooky one.
Only the freshest,
o spooky one.
A grape fresh from the
vine, your ghostliness.
A grape fresh from the
vine, your ghostliness.
A grape fresh from the
vine, your ghostliness.
Mmm, mmm, mmm!
Mmm, mmm, mmm!
Mmm, mmm, mmm!
Mmm, mmm, mmm!
Mmm, mmm, mmm!
A banana peeled
to your liking
A banana peeled
to your liking
your Incorporialness.
Mmm…
Mmm…
Mmm…
Mmm…
( gulps )
( gulps )
One watermelon…
D’oh!
D’oh!
D’oh!
D’oh!
Fresh from
the manure field
Fresh from
the manure field
Fresh from
the manure field
Fresh from
the manure field
Fresh from
the manure field
your spookiness.
your spookiness.
your spookiness.
Art thou not pleased?
Art thou not pleased?
( spitting, sputtering )
( spitting, sputtering )
( spitting, sputtering )
( spitting, sputtering )
( spitting, sputtering )
( spitting, sputtering )
Enough of that!
Enough of that!
I want something
else to eat now.
I want something
else to eat now.
I want something
else to eat now.
I want something
else to eat now.
Something that’s
very difficult to find.
Something that’s
very difficult to find.
Something that’s
very difficult to find.
Something that’s
very difficult to find.
What do you
hunger for, master?
What do you
hunger for, master?
Whatever you want,
we’ll find it.
We’ll find it!
Cherry pie.
Cherry pie.
Cherry pie.
Where’d
you get that?
Where’d
you get that?
I found it.
Well, go
find it again!
SpongeBob,
get over here.
SpongeBob,
get over here.
SpongeBob,
get over here.
Now spin around.
Now spin around.
That’s better.
That’s better.
That’s better.
That’s better.
That’s better.
Now jog in place.
Say “flank steak.”
Flank steak.
I think I’m beginning
to like this.
I think I’m beginning
to like this.
Stop.
Stop.
( feet squeal )
( feet squeal )
( feet squeal )
( feet squeal )
Now play me
an elaborate song
Now play me
an elaborate song
Now play me
an elaborate song
Now play me
an elaborate song
with this!
with this!
with this!
with this!
But… this is just
a piece of tissue paper.
Oh, my!
Oh, my!
Always have to have it
our way, don’t we?
Oh, boo-hoo.
Oh, boo-hoo.
Oh, boo-hoo.
( tries to play song )
( tries to play song )
( tries to play song )
( tries to play song )
( tries to play song )
( tries to play song )
( tries to play song )
( tries to play song )
I can’t do it!
I can’t do it!
I can’t do it!
I can’t do it!
Well, I hope
you don’t have
any plans tonight
because you’re not
allowed to leave that spot
till I hear a song.
( crickets chirping )
( crickets chirping )
( crickets chirping )
( crickets chirping )
( crickets chirping )
( crickets chirping )
( crickets chirping )
( rooster crows )
( rooster crows )
( rooster crows )
SQUIDWARD:
What’s this?
SQUIDWARD:
What’s this?
SQUIDWARD:
What’s this?
Napping on the job?
Napping on the job?
Napping on the job?
Napping on the job?
Napping on the job?
Napping on the job?
You’re supposed to be
making music for me.
You’re supposed to be
making music for me.
As punishment
for this insolence
As punishment
for this insolence
As punishment
for this insolence
Squidward’s ghost
commandeth you
Squidward’s ghost
commandeth you
to clean out
his back room.
I found it.
I found it.
I found it.
I’ll take that.
I’ll take that.
I’ll take that.
Yes, Your Ghostliness.
Yes, Your Ghostliness.
Yes, Your Ghostliness.
Yes, Your Ghostliness.
( slurps )
( slurps )
( slurps )
This is fun.
Patrick, are you ready for this?
Patrick, are you ready for this?
PATRICK:
Yes.
PATRICK:
Yes.
Okay, let’s go.
Okay, let’s go.
Okay, let’s go.
Okay, let’s go.
Patrick, are you coming?
Patrick, are you coming?
Patrick, are you coming?
Yes.
Yes.
Patrick, it’s this way.
Patrick, it’s this way.
Patrick, it’s this way.
Where?
Where?
Where?
Where?
Here.
Here.
Here.
Here.
Here.
Here.
Oh! Coming!
Oh! Coming!
Oh! Coming!
Oh! Coming!
How are we
going to clean up
How are we
going to clean up
How are we
going to clean up
all this mess?
It’s easy.
It’s easy.
Just tear
this wallpaper off.
Just tear
this wallpaper off.
Just tear
this wallpaper off.
( guffaws )
( guffaws )
( guffaws )
( guffaws )
( guffaws )
Oh, look,
you missed some.
Oh, let’s see.
It’s a comic book,
and look at this--
it’s the origin
of the Flying Dutchman.
It says when he died
T h u s w a s t h e s a d f a t e
k i d W o R L D
S A L E
6
F l y i n g D u t c h m a n
t i n’
they used his body
as a window display.
they used his body
as a window display.
Now he haunts
the seven seas
he F l y i n g D u t c h m a
o t h a r h e b e, f o r e v e r a h a u n t i n’
t h e o l d e
S e v e n
S e a s
because he was
never put to rest.
Well, don’t you
get it, Patrick?
We’re going
to go shopping?
We’re going
to go shopping?
We’re going
to go shopping?
No! We’re going
No! We’re going
to put poor old
Squidward to rest.
to put poor old
Squidward to rest.
Ow! What the heck was that?
Ow! What the heck was that?
Ow! What the heck was that?
Initiation.
Initiation.
( giggles )
( giggles )
That was part one
of your ceremony.
Ceremony for what?
We’re going
to put you to rest.
I don’t want
to be put to rest!
All I want are
those chores done.
Now, did you clean
the back room yet?
Now, did you clean
the back room yet?
Now, did you clean
the back room yet?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Oh, really?
I’m going to go check.
I’m going to go check.
( screams )
( screams )
( screams )
Okay, get in.
Okay, get in.
Are you crazy?
I’m not getting in.
But you said we could
put you to rest.
But you said we could
put you to rest.
But you said we could
put you to rest.
I didn’t say
anything like that.
Now, get out
of my house!
Now, get out
of my house!
Okay.
Okay.
( door closes )
( door closes )
( sighs )
Now what?
I wrote,
“Here lies Squidward.
You may not
remember him, but…”
( screams )
Oh, hi, Squidward.
Oh, hi, Squidward.
Does this look
deep enough?
SpongeBob,
cut that out!
SPONGEBOB:
Oh, look, the mourners.
SPONGEBOB:
Oh, look, the mourners.
SPONGEBOB:
Oh, look, the mourners.
SPONGEBOB:
Oh, look, the mourners.
Oh, Squidward, we all came
Oh, Squidward, we all came
as soon as we were
sure you were dead.
SpongeBob, are you
trying to put me
in the nuthouse?
No, just
into this hole.
( groaning )
( groaning )
( groaning )
( groaning )
( sighs )
SpongeBob, I have
a confession to make.
SpongeBob, I have
a confession to make.
( squeals )
( squeals )
( squeals )
You’re bald?
You’re bald?
No, I’m not bald!
No, I’m not bald!
No, I’m not bald!
I’m alive!
I’m alive!
I’m alive!
Now, get rid
of that tombstone
and tell all your
friends to go home.
and tell all your
friends to go home.
Go home.
Go home.
Go home.
Go home.
( all grumbling )
( all grumbling )
( all grumbling )
( all grumbling )
But I…
But I…
Master…
Master…
Master…
I’m not your master.
I’m your neighbor.
I’m your neighbor.
I’m your neighbor.
Now, do me a favor
and stop doing me favors!
As you wish, master.
As you wish, master.
D’oh!
D’oh!
D’oh!
Boy, he really
had us fooled.
Boy, he really
had us fooled.
No, Patrick,
he’s the fool.
No, Patrick,
he’s the fool.
He’s a ghost in denial.
He’s a ghost in denial.
He’s a ghost in denial.
He’s a ghost in denial.
He’s a ghost in denial.
He needs us now more than ever.
He needs us now more than ever.
You’re right.
You’re right.
You’re right.
He really needs to get
up to the great beyond.
He really needs to get
up to the great beyond.
Patrick,
say that again.
Patrick,
say that again.
Patrick,
say that again.
That again.
That again.
That again.
No, the other thing.
No, the other thing.
No, the other thing.
No, the other thing.
No, what you said
before when…
no, what you said
before when…
never mind!
never mind!
never mind!
I’ve got an idea.
Never mind,
I’ve got an idea.
( somebody exhaling )
( somebody exhaling )
( somebody exhaling )
SPONGEBOB
( whispering ):
I can’t reach him.
SPONGEBOB
( whispering ):
I can’t reach him.
PATRICK:
Blow harder.
( SpongeBob
exhaling again )
( SpongeBob
exhaling again )
( SpongeBob
exhaling again )
( SpongeBob
exhaling again )
( SpongeBob
exhaling again )
( SpongeBob
exhaling again )
( SpongeBob
exhaling again )
( SpongeBob
exhaling again )
PATRICK:
There he goes!
PATRICK:
There he goes!
( sniffles )
( sniffles )
Isn’t he beautiful?
How high’s
he going to go?
All the way, Patrick,
up to the great beyond.
All the way, Patrick,
up to the great beyond.
( sniffles )
( sniffles )
Good-bye, friend.
Good-bye, friend.
Happy trails!
( yelling angrily )
( yelling angrily )
( yelling angrily )
( yelling angrily )
( yelling angrily )
( yelling angrily )
( yelling angrily )
( yelling angrily )
( yelling angrily )
( yelling angrily )
You’re welcome!
You’re welcome!
He’s on
the other side now.
He’s on
the other side now.
He’s on
the other side now.
He’s on
the other side now.
Yeah.
Yeah.
He’s in
a better place.
He’s in
a better place.
He’s in
a better place.
He’s in
a better place.
( sighing )
( sighing )
( sighing )
( sighing )
( sighing )
( sighing )
( sighing )
( sighing )
( sighing )
( sighing )
( sighing )
Episode Transcript: Bonus Episode The Secret Box (SpongeBob SquarePants) (transcript) (9/7/2001) [Closed Captioning][]
Episode Transcript: Bonus Episode Band Geeks (SpongeBob SquarePants) (transcript) (9/7/2001) [Closed Captioning][]
BAND GEEKS
directed by
Aaron Springer
storyboard artist
C.H. Greenblatt
written by
C.H. Greenblatt
Aaron Springer
Merriwether Williams
animation director
Frank Weiss
creative director
Derek Drymon
( clarinet plays )
( doorbell chimes )
Yeah, uh, we’re with
the pet hospital
down the street
and I understand
you have
a dying animal
on the premises.
( rings )
Hello.
You’ve reached The House
of Unrecognized Talent.
Please start after the…
( clarinet squeals )
Sounds as though
you’ve got a dying animal
to attend to,
eh, old chum?
( gasps )
Squilliam Fancyson
from band class?
I hear you’re playing
the cash register now.
Well, sometimes.
Uh, how’s the unibrow?
It’s big and valuable.
I’m the leader of
a big fancy band now
and we’re supposed to play
the Bubble Bowl next week.
The Bu-Bu-Bu… the Bu-Bu-Bu…
the Bu-Bu-Bu…?
That’s right.
I’m living your dreams,
Squidward.
The problem is, I’m busy
next week and can’t make it.
So, I was hoping you and your
band could cover for us.
Oh, uh… I-I-I-I’d, uh…
I knew it!
You don’t even
have a band.
Well, I’ll just
let you get back
to the service
industry now.
Hold it!
It just so happens that
I don’t sell fast food
I do have a band
and we’re going to play
that Bubble Bowl.
How do you like that, Fancyboy?
Good luck next Tuesday.
I hope the audience brings
lots of ibuprofen.
I’ve got to drum up
a marching band fast.
Drum.
( chuckles )
Band humor.
READ THiS
Looking to add Fulfillment
to your dull dull life? Then
become part of the greatest
musical sensation ever to hit
Bikini Bottom and be
forever adored by thousands
of people you don’t know.
Not to mention …
Free refreshments!
Practice begins tonight 8:30
Sharp.
R E A D T H i S
Looking to add Fulfillment
to your dull dull life? Then
become part of the greatest
musical sensation ever to hit
Bikini Bottom and be
forever adored by thousands
of people you don’t know.
Not to mention …
Free refreshments!
Practice begins tonight 8:30
Sharp.
“Looking to add fulfillment
to your dull, dull life?”
“Then become part of
the greatest musical sensation
ever to hit Bikini Bottom.”
B A K E R Y
“And be forever adored
by thousands of people
you don’t know.”
“Not to mention
free refreshments.”
“Practice begins tonight,
8:30 sharp.”
8 : 3 5
Stupid music rental clerk
made me late.
That trilobite didn’t know
an oboe from an elbow.
Hmm, elbow, hmm.
More band humor.
ALL:
♪ Blah, blah,
blah, blah, blah. ♪
♪ Blah, blah, blah, blah. ♪
People, people!
Settle down.
Okay, now.
How many of you have played
musical instrumentals before?
Do instruments of torture count?
No.
Is mayonnaise an instrument?
No, Patrick, mayonnaise
is not an instrumental.
Horseradish is not
an instrumental either.
That’s fine, no one
has any experience.
Fortunately, I have enough
talent for all of you.
( laughing )
( laughing ):
All of you.
( laughter subsiding, coughing )
When do we get
the free food?
Okay, try to repeat after me.
( inhales )
( plays musical scale )
Brass section, go.
( plays sharp notes )
Good. Now the wind.
( plays flat notes )
And the drums.
( sputtering )
Too bad that didn’t kill me.
Let’s just try stepping
in rhythm.
Now, I want everyone to stand
in straight rows of five.
Is this the part
where we start kicking?
No, Spongebob,
that’s a chorus line.
Kicking?!
Oh, I want to do
some kicking!
( grunts )
Why, you…!
Why, I ought to…!
( yelling )
( Patrick bellowing )
( clamor subsides )
( footsteps approaching )
Whoever’s the owner
of the white sedan
you left your lights on.
( horn blowing notes )
( long note blows )
D A Y T W O
( chaotic music playing )
Okay, that’s
perfect, everybody.
Bubble Bowl, here we come.
Flag twirlers, really
spin those things.
Okay, turn.
Flag twirlers, let’s go.
I want to see
some spinning.
Flag twirlers, let’s move!
Come on!
Move!
( playing “Taps” )
D A y T H R E E
How’s that harmonica solo
coming, Plankton?
It’s tremendous.
You want to see?
( inhales deeply )
( note plays )
( high note plays )
( panting )
( low note plays )
( note plays )
( note plays )
( gasping for air )
( panting )
( inhaling weakly )
( high tinny note plays )
( groans )
DAY FOUR
D A Y F O U R
Well, this is our last night
together before the show.
And I know that you haven’t
improved since we began.
But I have a theory.
People talk loud when they
want to act smart, right?
( shouting ):
Correct!
So if we play loud,
people might think we’re good.
Everybody ready?
And a-one and a-two
and a-one, two, three, four!
( loud blast of music )
Okay, new theory.
Maybe we should play so quietly,
no one can hear us.
Well, maybe we
wouldn’t sound so bad
if some people
didn’t try to play
with big, meaty claws.
What did you say, punk?
Big… meaty… claws!
Well, these claws ain’t
for just attracting mates.
Bring it on, old man!
Bring it on!
No, people.
Let’s be smart and bring it off.
Oh, so now the
talking cheese is
going to preach to us.
( crowd murmuring )
Wait, wait!
I know tensions are high.
Take that!
( yelling )
( squabbling )
There’s a deposit
on that equipment, people!
Settle down, please!
( karate yell )
( growls )
Hit him! Hit him!
( yelling )
( ding )
( squabbling stops )
Hey, class is over.
Okay, yeah, see ya tomorrow.
That was good.
Say, what are you doing after…
( chattering stops )
Well, you did it.
You took my one chance
at happiness
and crushed it.
Crushed it into little,
tiny, bite-size pieces.
I really had expected
better of you people.
I guess I’m a loser
for that, too.
Don’t bother showing up
tomorrow.
I’ll just tell them you all
died in a marching accident.
So, thanks.
( cries ):
Thanks for nothing.
You’re welcome.
What kind of
monsters are we?
That poor creature
came to us in
his hour of need
and we failed him.
Squidward’s always
been there for us
when it was
convenient for him.
Evelyn, when your little
Jimmy was trapped in a fire
who rescued him?
A fireman.
And, Larry, when
your heart gave out
from all those
tanning pills,
who revived you?
Some guy
in an ambulance.
Right.
So, if we all
could just pretend
that Squidward was a fireman
or some guy in an ambulance
then I’m sure we could all
pull together
and discover what it truly means
to be in a marching band.
Yeah, for
the fireman!
ALL:
Yeah!
Now let’s make Squidward proud.
A-one, a-two,
a squiddly-diddly do.
B U B B L E
B O W L
SQUIDWARD:
I knew this was going to happen.
They’re just going to have
to find another band to play.
B U B B L E
B O W L
BAN D
ENTRANCE
I just hope that…
Squilliam doesn’t find out!
Squilliam! Aw!
What are you doing here?
( chortling )
B A N D
E N T R A N C E
I just wanted
to watch you blow it.
B A N D
E N T R A N C E
So, where’s your band?
Uh… they couldn’t come.
They… died.
Then who’s that?
Ah! That would
be my band!
We’re ready to
perform, Squidward.
E N T R A N C E
Well, Squiddy,
this is exactly
how I pictured
your band would look.
E N T R A N C E
E N T R A N C E
That’s his eager face.
E N T R A N C E
( chortling )
I guess this will be
the last time
I can show my face
in this town.
That’s the spirit,
Squidward.
ANNOUNCER:
Okay, football fans
put your hands together
for the Bikini Bottom
Super Band!
( wild cheering )
( whooping )
Yeah!
These are some
ugly-looking fish.
Maybe we’re near one of
those toxic-waste dumps.
I think I’m going to be sick.
Okay, everybody.
( chortles )
Let’s get this over with.
One, two, three…
four…
( playing fanfare
in perfect pitch )
( rock ballad intro plays )
♪ The winner takes all ♪
♪ It’s the thrill
of one more kill ♪
♪ The last one to fall ♪
♪ Will never sacrifice
their will ♪
♪ Don’t ever look back
on the wind closing in ♪
♪ The only attack
were their wings on the wind ♪
♪ Oh, the daydream begins ♪
♪ And it’s sweet, sweet,
sweet victory, yeah ♪
♪ And it’s ours for the taking ♪
♪ It’s ours for the fight ♪
Oh!
♪ In the sweet, sweet,
sweet victory, yeah ♪
♪ And the world is ours
to follow ♪
♪ Sweet, sweet, sweet victory. ♪
Episode Transcript: Bonus Episode Welcome To The Chum Bucket (SpongeBob SquarePants) (transcript) (1/21/2002) [Closed Captioning][]
Episode Transcript: Bonus Episode My Pretty Seahorse (SpongeBob SquarePants) (transcript) (7/12/2002) [Closed Captioning][]
MY PRETTY
SEAHORSE
storyboard directors
Kent Osborne
Paul Tibbitt
storyboard artists
Carson Kugler
William Reiss
Mike Roth
written by
Kent Osborne
Paul Tibbitt
animation director
Tom Yasumi
creative director
Derek Drymon
NARRATOR:
Ah… springtime
in Bikini Bottom.
All sea creatures
have an innate sense
of the seasonal changes.
Like the starfish.
A quick survey
of his environment
and he knows that…
It’s spring!
The starfish then sheds
his winter coat
and stores it away
safe for winter.
( sniffs )
I better call the doctor
‘cause I’ve got spring fever!
Good morning, little flowers.
( sighs )
Isn’t it a lovely day?
Huh.
Did you say hello
to the flowers yet?
Good morning, flowers.
( hissing )
( screams )
Gosh, I didn’t know Squidward
had hay fever.
I’ll do him a kindness
and plant
some hypoallergenic flowers.
You’re on your way.
I bet you’re thirsty.
( gasps )
( grunts )
I’m not taking my eyes off you.
T H R E E
D A Y S L A T E R
( sighs )
Hey, Spongebob.
Hi, Patrick.
How does this keep happening?
( crunching )
Hi.
( neighs )
( neighs )
She’s beautiful.
( neighs )
Wow…
What a magnificent sea horse.
I shall tame her.
Who knows
what we can accomplish!
“Because of her
mysterious behavior
I have decided
to name her Mystery.”
Hmm, now that I think about it
she’s also very graceful
and majestic.
Perhaps I should name her
Grace or Majesty
or Debbie.
( neighs )
She must have spotted
my floral bookmark.
She’s coming this way.
That’s a girl.
Don’t be afraid.
I’m just a talking sponge
is all.
( sniffs )
( giggling )
( huffing and puffing )
( neighs )
❤️
( nickers )
( laughing )
H A T S
Gosh, Mystery
that was the greatest day
of my life.
Do you think
we’ll be friends forever?
( snoring )
I’ll take that as a “yes.”
( horse neighing )
What the…?
Hey, Squidward, still riding
to work on the machine I see.
Don’t say anything, Squidward.
Remember your karma.
( grunting and groaning )
( moans )
THE
KRuSTy
KRaB
( neighing )
Whoa, girl.
Now, you wait out here
until I’m done with work.
See you at the
end of my shift.
Hey, look, Mr. Krabs
put in a kiddy ride.
Why don’t you
try it out?
I can’t find
the coin slot.
Here it is.
( neighing loudly )
( punching )
( yelling )
Yee-ah! Help!
Kiddie ride
on the loose!
What’s with all the ruckus?
A monster…
scaring away
me customers.
That’s not a monster,
Mr. Krabs.
It’s a horse.
She’s my friend.
Her name is Mystery.
You’re a mystery,
Spongebob.
( laughs )
Get rid of it.
Huh? Please,
Mr. Krabs,
let her stay.
She won’t hurt
nobody no how.
It’s either you or Mystery.
I knew I should have name her
Debbie.
Spongebob, thanks
for finally
getting rid of that horse.
You’re welcome, Mr. Krabs.
Now if we could just get rid
of Squidward.
( chuckles )
Good one, sir.
Ha! It worked, girl.
I’ll just keep
your back here
until Patrick finishes
that stable
I asked him to build.
Only eight more hours.
TWELVE
SECONDS LATER
T W E L V E
S E C O N D S L A T E R
No, Mystery.
You can’t
come out yet.
If old man
Krabs sees you
I’ll lose my job.
Wait a sec.
I’ll bet you’re hungry.
How about some lunch?
( sniffs )
( neighs )
Shh, girl, you got
to be quiet, or…
Spongebob, what was that?
Is that horse in here?
No, Mr. Krabs.
I was just doing my imitation
of Mystery.
( fake neigh )
Well, keep working on it.
That was terrible.
That was close.
And from now on
no more high jinks.
Order up!
Spongebob, where’s my order?
Did you look under the tray?
Oh, no I didn’t. Sorry.
Spongebob, could you just
get my order?
They vanished.
Squidward, do you think
the Krusty Krab is haunted?
What if they come for me next?
I got to get
out of here!
Spongebob…
there’s no ghosts.
Oh.
In case you’ve forgotten
here’s how things work.
I order the food.
You cook the food.
Then customer
gets the food.
We do that
for 40 years
and then we die.
Sounds like a pretty
good deal to me.
What do you say?
( burps )
Yeah, I hear you,
Squidward.
I’ll be right back.
What’s that?
Don’t tell Mr. Krabs.
I’ve got it all under control.
Now then, you were saying?
Just get my order.
You got it, Squidward.
( chuckles )
Ghosts.
Mystery, you ate my hat.
( burps )
Mystery,
you ate my spatula!
You ate all the Krabby patties.
P A T T i E S
P A T T i E S
You ate the stove!
You ate old man Jankins.
JANKINS:
I don’t want to be a burden.
( all yelling )
Folks, we have a minor situation
going on in the kitchen.
Where’s our food?
I’m so hungry.
This is my
only lunch hour.
Where’s
old man Jankins?
Take it easy.
The food’s no good here anyway.
Squidward,
what’s going on in here?
Why don’t you go
ask Cowbob Ranch Pans
and his faithful
companion Sir
Eats-a-lot.
Spongebob, what’s the meaning
of all these nicknames?
David H. Jones!
Mystery got a bellyache
from eating Krabby patties
so I made her a
bicarbonate of soda.
( burps )
What did I miss?
So, my eyes are correct!
You still have that horse after
I ordered you to get rid of it!
Well, now, I’m going to get rid
of it once and for all.
No, Mr. Krabs, please don’t
make me give up Mystery!
I know you think
she’s just a horse
but she’s more than that,
I tell you.
She listens to me.
She understands everything
I say and I understand her.
She’s my best friend.
( sniffling )
Hey, who left this bowl
of onions here?
Spongebob, your story
has touched me heart.
Believe it or not,
I know what’s it like
to give up a best friend.
You do?
I was five years old
and me father gave me a dollar.
I loved that dollar.
Loved it like a brother.
Me and that dollar
went everywhere together.
What happened to the dollar,
Mr. Krabs?
And one day at the beach
it was so hot
and I was so thirsty.
I spent it on a soda.
My best friend.
( sniffling and whimpering )
Would you get out of here?
The point is, son
sometimes you have
to set things free
even though it’s hard.
Look at her.
She misses
the great outdoors.
The wide open spaces
the rolling
green pastures.
The kitchen is no place
for a live horse.
All right, Mr. Krabs,
I understand.
( whimpering )
( sobbing )
Hey!
Okay, girl,
you’re free to go.
I can’t keep
you anymore.
( sobbing )
I know it’s hard for
you to understand
but Mr. Krabs is right.
You belong in the wild.
Well, what are
you waiting for?
Can’t you see I don’t
want you anymore?
Just get out of here,
you stupid, dumb animal!
( sobbing )
Well, she’s gone
and I’ll never see her again.
It’s okay, son.
You did the proper thing.
She’s free now
and we have no
right to separate
that wild animal
from its natural habitat.
SQUIDWARD:
Hey, Mr. Krabs.
Looks like ol’ Mystery
had an after-dinner salad.
Get that horse!
Mystery…
Come back!
Mystery…
Mystery, come back here!
H A T S
Episode Transcript: Bonus Episode The Idiot Box (SpongeBob SquarePants) (transcript) (3/1/2002) [Closed Captioning][]
Credits: SpongeBob SquarePants: Halloween DVD[]
“SCAREDY PANTS”
EXECUTiVE PRODUCER
Stephen Hillenburg
LiNE PRODUCER
Donna Castricone
ART DiRECTOR
Nicholas R. Jennings
SUPERViSiNG DiRECTOR
Alan Smart
STORY EDiTOR
Peter Burns
WRiTERS
Peter Burns
Mr. Lawrence
Alex Gordon
Derek Drymon
Stephen Hillenburg
Bill Fagerbakke ……………….. Pirate skeleton (debut), Patrick Star (character)
Tom Kenny …… French Narrator (character) (Narrator), SpongeBob SquarePants (character), Mom (Scaredy Pants) (debut) (Mom),
Gary the Snail (character), Jellyfish (character)
Rodger Bumpass ………….. Spider (debut), Squidward Tentacles (character), Homeowner (debut) (Guy)
Camryn Walling ……………… Incidental 44 (debut) (Kid Pumpkin),
Incidental 44 (debut) (Pumpkin), Kid (Scaredy Pants) (debut) (Kid), Kid (Scaredy Pants) (debut) (Unnamed Child)
Sara Paxton ……………….. Incidental 42 (Scaredy Pants) (debut) (Witch), Lippy (debut) (Mummy)
Clancy Brown ………………. Eugene H. Krabs (character), Dad (Scaredy Pants) (debut) (Unnamed Parents),
Homeowner (debut) (Guy Fish)
Mary Jo Catlett …………,.... Mrs. Puff (character)
Daran Norris ………………………………………………………………………………………………………….. Homeowner (debut) (Man)
Mr. Lawrence …………….. Incidental 52 (debut) (Guy at Party #1), Incidental 41 (Scaredy Pants) (debut) (Unnamed Adult)
Carlos AlazraQui ……… Incidental 53 (debut) (Guy at Party #2)
Lori Allen ………………………………… Pearl Krabs (character)
Lori Alan ………………………………… Pearl Krabs (character)
Carolyn Lawrence ………………. Sandy Cheeks (character)
Christine Cavanaugh …………………………………………………………………….. Incidental 51 (debut) (Unnamed Adult), Incidentals
Dee Bradley Baker ……………………………………………………………………………………………… Incidental 56 (debut) (Vampire)
Brian Doyle-Murray … The Flying Dutchman (character) (physical and production order debut)
Cheryl Chase …………………………………………………………………………... Incidental 46 (Scaredy Pants) (debut) (Woman Fish)
Susanne Blakeslee ……………………………………………………………………….. Incidental 46 (Scaredy Pants) (debut) (Lady Fish)
Jill Talley ……………………………………………………………………………………... Incidental 46 (Scaredy Pants) (debut) (Girl Fish)
Sirena irwin ………………………………………………………………………... Incidental 46 (Scaredy Pants) (debut) (Mermaid Woman)
CASTiNG DiRECTOR
Donna Grillo
CASTiNG COORDiNATOR
Alex Gordon
EXECUTiVE ASSiSTANT
Jennie Monica
SUPERViSiNG SOUND ENGiNEER
Krandal Crews
2ND ENGiNEER
Jim Leber
ASSiSTANT ENGiNEER
Justin Brinsfield
AUDiO SUPERViSOR AND DiALOGUE EDiTOR
Tony Ostyn
ANiMATiC OPERATOR
Brian Robitaille
ANiMATiC SCANNER
Kevin Zelch
ASSiSTANT STORYBOARD ARTiSTS
Carl Greenblatt
Bruce B. Heller
Bill Reiss
ORiGiNAL CHARACTER DESiGN
Stephen Hillenburg
CHARACTER DESiGNER
Todd White
PROP DESiGNER
Thaddeus Paul Couldron
CLEAN-UP ARTiST
Soonjin Mooney
ARTiST iNTERN
Cynthia Tello
LAYOUT SUPERViSOR
Kenny Pittenger
BG LAYOUT DESiGN
John Seymore
Paula Spence
BACKGROUND PAiNTERS
Peter Bennett
Michael Chen
Andy “Spike” Clark
Calvin G. Liang
DiGiTAL BG SUPERViSER
Andrew Brandou
DiGiTAL BG SUPERViSOR
Andrew Brandou
DiGiTAL BG COORDiNATOR
David Wigforss
DiGiTAL BG ASSiSTANTS
Stephen Christian
Steven Kellams
SUPERViSiNG COLOR STYLiST
Teale Reon Wang
COLOR STYLiST
Dene Ann Heming
ASSiSTANT COLOR KEY
Meg Hanna
PRODUCTiON COORDiNATORS
Megan Brown
June Tedesco
PRODUCTiON ASSiSTANTS
Marcy Lynn Dewey
Marcy Dewey
Derek iversen
SHEET TiMER
Juli Murphy Hashiguchi
SHEET TiMiNG
Julie Murphy Hashiguchi
FiNAL CHECKER
Karen Shaffer
POST PRODUCTiON DiRECTOR
Heather Adams
POST PRODUCTiON SUPERViSOR
Wendi McNeese
POST PRODUCTiON ASSiSTANTS
Matt Brown
Mishelle Smith
Shawn Trask
PiCTURE EDiTOR
Lynn Hobson
POST PRODUCTiON SOUND
SUPERViSOR AND MiXER
Timothy J. BorQuez
SOUND FX DESiGNER AND EDiTOR
Jeff Hutchins
DiALOGUE ADR EDiTOR
Jason Freedman
RE-RECORDiNG MiXERS
Timothy J. BorQuez
Timothy J. Garrity
FOLEY MiXER
Brad Brock
FOLEY ARTiST
Diane Greco
MUSiC EDiTOR
Nicolas Carr
MUSiC COMPOSED BY
Sage Guyton
Jeremy Wakefield
Steven Belfer
The Blue Hawaiians
Brad Carow
SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS
THEME SONG
LYRiCS BY
Stephen Hillenburg
Derek Drymon
COMPOSED BY
Hank Smith Music
PERFORMED BY
Pat Pinney
ON-LiNE EDiTORS
Dan Aguliar
Kip Gibson
DAViNCi COLORiST
Dexter P.
POST PRODUCTiON SERViCES
Todd AO - Hollywood Digital
Anderson Video
Encore Video
ANiMATiON SERViCES
Rough Draft Studios, Korea
OVERSEAS SUPERViSOR
Doug Williams
LiVE ACTiON iSLAND FOOTAGE BY
Bad Clams Productions, inc.
TiTLE STiLL PHOTOGRAPHY BY
David Frapwell
DEVELOPED BY
Derek Drymon
Tim Hill
Nicholas R. Jennings
PRODUCTiON EXECUTiVE
Eric Coleman
EXECUTiVE iN CHARGE
OF PRODUCTiON
Brian A. Miller
“iMiTATiON KRABS”
“FRANKENDOODLE”
EXECUTiVE PRODUCER
Stephen Hillenburg
LiNE PRODUCERS
Donna Castricone
Helen Kalafatic
Anne Michaud
ART DiRECTOR
Nicholas R. Jennings
SUPERViSiNG DiRECTOR
Alan Smart
STORYBOARD SUPERViSOR
Sherm Cohen
STORY EDiTOR
Merriwether Williams
WRiTERS
Walt Dohrn
Mr. Lawrence
Paul Tibbitt
Merriwether Williams
Mark O’Hare
Derek Drymon
Stephen Hillenburg
Tom Kenny ………. French Narrator (character) (Narrator), SpongeBob SquarePants (character),
Doodle jellyfish (debut) (Jellyfish), Gary the Snail (character)
Mr. Lawrence …………………………. Artist (debut)
Bill Fagerbakke ……………………. Patrick Star (character)
Rodger Bumpass …………….. Squidward Tentacles (character),
Squid Doodle (debut) (Squid Drawing)
Paul Tibbitt …………………….. DoodleBob (character) (debut)
Stephen Hillenburg ………………………………………………………………. Artist (debut) (Painter)
CASTiNG DiRECTOR
Donna Grillo Gonzales
CASTiNG AND MUSiC COORDiNATOR
Jennie Monica
EXECUTiVE ASSiSTANT
Elise McCollum
SUPERViSiNG RECORDiNG ENGiNEER
Krandal Crews
RECORDiNG ENGiNEER
Justin Brinsfield
PRODUCTiON DiALOGUE SUPERViSOR
Tony Ostyn
ANiMATiC SUPERViSOR
Paul Finn
ANiMATiC EDiTOR
Brian Robitaille
ASSiSTANT STORYBOARD ARTiSTS
Zeus Cervas
Heather Martinez
Caleb Meurer
ORiGiNAL CHARACTER DESiGN
Stephen Hillenburg
CHARACTER DESiGNER
Todd White
PROP DESiGNER
Thaddeus Paul Couldron
CHARACTER CLEAN-UP
Eduardo Acosta
LAYOUT SUPERViSOR
Kenny Pittenger
BG LAYOUT DESiGN
John Seymore
Paula Spence
BACKGROUND PAiNTERS
Peter Bennett
Michael Chen
Andy “Spike” Clark
Calvin G. Liang
BG SCANNiNG DEPARTMENT
Stephen Christian
Steven Kellams
Eric Stanton
SUPERViSiNG COLOR STYLiST
Teale Reon Wang
COLOR STYLiST
Dene Ann Heming
PRODUCTiON COORDiNATOR
June Bliss
PRODUCTiON ASSiSTANTS
Marcy Lynn Dewey
Derek iversen
FiNAL CHECKER
Karen Shaffer
“FRANKENDOODLE” LiVE ACTiON SEQUENCES
LiNE PRODUCER
Shannon Scott Lowry
DiRECTOR
Keith Lowry
DiRECTOR OF PHOTOGRAPHY
Georg Fick
PRODUCTiON ASSiSTANT
Jonathan Silsby
SENiOR DiRECTOR TECHNiCAL SERViCES
John Powell
TECHNiCAL ENGiNEERiNG ASSiSTANT
Jim Leber
POST PRODUCTiON SUPERViSOR
Eric Weyenberg
ADDiTiONAL POST PRODUCTiON SERViCES
Mishelle Smith
Michael Petak
Jeff Adams
PiCTURE EDiTOR
Lynn Hobson
POST PRODUCTiON SOUND
SUPERViSOR AND MiXER
Timothy J. BorQuez
SOUND FX DESiGNER AND EDiTOR
Jeffrey Hutchins
SOUND EDiTOR
Gabriel Rosas
RE-RECORDiNG MiXERS
Eric Freeman
Roy Braverman
FOLEY ARTiST
Monette Holderer
MUSiC EDiTOR
Nicolas Carr
MUSiC COMPOSED BY
Steven Belfer
Nicolas Carr
Sage Guyton
Jeremy Wakefield
The Blue Hawaiians
Brad Carow
SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS
THEME SONG
LYRiCS BY
Stephen Hillenburg
Derek Drymon
COMPOSED BY
Hank Smith Music
PERFORMED BY
Pat Pinney
ON-LiNE EDiTORS
Barry Cohen
Gayle Mc intyre
Faust Pierfederici
DAViNCi COLORiST
Dexter P.
POST PRODUCTiON SERViCES
Hollywood Digital
Pacifica Sound Group
Encore
ANiMATiON SERViCES
Rough Draft Studios, Korea
OVERSEAS SUPERViSOR
Doug Williams
LiVE ACTiON iSLAND FOOTAGE BY
Bad Clams Productions, inc.
TiTLE STiLL PHOTOGRAPHY BY
David Frapwell
DEVELOPED BY
Derek Drymon
Tim Hill
Nicholas R. Jennings
PRODUCTiON EXECUTiVE
Eric Coleman
EXECUTiVE iN CHARGE
OF PRODUCTiON
Lolee Aries
“i WAS A TEENAGE GARY”
EXECUTiVE PRODUCER
Stephen Hillenburg
LiNE PRODUCER
Donna Castricone
ART DiRECTOR
Nicholas R. Jennings
SUPERViSiNG DiRECTOR
Alan Smart
STORY EDiTOR
Peter Burns
WRiTERS
Peter Burns
Mr. Lawrence
Alex Gordon
Derek Drymon
Stephen Hillenburg
Tom Kenny ……………… SpongeBob SquarePants (character), Gary the Snail (character),
Incidental 116 (debut) (Doctor), SpongeSnail (debut)
Bill Fagerbakke ……………………. Patrick Star (character)
Rodger Bumpass ……………… Squidward Tentacles (character),
Incidental 116 (debut) (Doctor)
Clancy Brown ……………………. Incidental 35 (Mr. Krabs)
CASTiNG DiRECTOR
Donna Grillo
CASTiNG COORDiNATOR
Alex Gordon
EXECUTiVE ASSiSTANT
Jennie Monica
SUPERViSiNG SOUND ENGiNEER
Krandal Crews
2ND ENGiNEER
Jim Leber
ASSiSTANT ENGiNEER
Justin Brinsfield
AUDiO SUPERViSOR AND DiALOGUE EDiTOR
Tony Ostyn
ANiMATiC OPERATOR
Brian Robitaille
ANiMATiC SCANNER
Kevin Zelch
ASSiSTANT STORYBOARD ARTiSTS
Carl Greenblatt
Bruce B. Heller
Bill Reiss
ORiGiNAL CHARACTER DESiGN
Stephen Hillenburg
CHARACTER DESiGNER
Todd White
PROP DESiGNER
Thaddeus Paul Couldron
CLEAN-UP ARTiST
Soonjin Mooney
ARTiST iNTERN
Cynthia Tello
LAYOUT SUPERViSOR
Kenny Pittenger
BG LAYOUT DESiGN
John Seymore
Paula Spence
BACKGROUND PAiNTERS
Peter Bennett
Michael Chen
Andy “Spike” Clark
Calvin G. Liang
DiGiTAL BG SUPERViSOR
Andrew Brandou
DiGiTAL BG COORDiNATOR
David Wigforss
BG SCANNiNG DEPARTMENT
Stephen Christian
Steven Kellams
SUPERViSiNG COLOR STYLiST
Teale Reon Wang
COLOR STYLiST
Dene Ann Heming
ASSiSTANT COLOR KEY
Meg Hanna
PRODUCTiON COORDiNATORS
Megan Brown
June Tedesco
PRODUCTiON ASSiSTANTS
Marcy Lynn Dewey
Derek iversen
SHEET TiMER
Juli Murphy Hashiguchi
FiNAL CHECKER
Karen Shaffer
POST PRODUCTiON DiRECTOR
Heather Adams
POST PRODUCTiON SUPERViSOR
Wendi McNeese
POST PRODUCTiON ASSiSTANTS
Matt Brown
Mishelle Smith
Shawn Trask
PiCTURE EDiTOR
Lynn Hobson
POST PRODUCTiON SOUND
SUPERViSOR AND MiXER
Timothy J. BorQuez
SOUND FX DESiGNER AND EDiTOR
Jeff Hutchins
DiALOGUE ADR EDiTOR
Jason Freedman
RE-RECORDiNG MiXERS
Timothy J. BorQuez
Timothy J. Garrity
FOLEY MiXER
Brad Brock
FOLEY ARTiST
Diane Greco
MUSiC EDiTOR
Nicolas Carr
MUSiC COMPOSED BY
Sage Guyton
Jeremy Wakefield
Steven Belfer
The Blue Hawaiians
Brad Carow
SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS
THEME SONG
LYRiCS BY
Stephen Hillenburg
Derek Drymon
COMPOSED BY
Hank Smith Music
PERFORMED BY
Pat Pinney
ON-LiNE EDiTORS
Dan Aguliar
Kip Gibson
DAViNCi COLORiST
Dexter P.
POST PRODUCTiON SERViCES
Todd AO - Hollywood Digital
Anderson Video
Encore Video
ANiMATiON SERViCES
Rough Draft Studios, Korea
OVERSEAS SUPERViSOR
Doug Williams
LiVE ACTiON iSLAND FOOTAGE BY
Bad Clams Productions, inc.
TiTLE STiLL PHOTOGRAPHY BY
David Frapwell
DEVELOPED BY
Derek Drymon
Tim Hill
Nicholas R. Jennings
PRODUCTiON EXECUTiVE
Eric Coleman
EXECUTiVE iN CHARGE
OF PRODUCTiON
Brian A. Miller
“SQUiDWARD, THE
UNFRiENDLY GHOST”
EXECUTiVE PRODUCER
Stephen Hillenburg
LiNE PRODUCER
Donna Castricone
ART DiRECTOR
Nicholas R. Jennings
SUPERViSiNG DiRECTOR
Alan Smart
STORY EDiTOR
Peter Burns
WRiTERS
Peter Burns
Mr. Lawrence
Alex Gordon
Derek Drymon
Stephen Hillenburg
Rodger Bumpass ………………… Squidward Tentacles (character),
Squidward’s wax sculpture (debut),
Squidward’s bonsai (debut; cameo)
Tom Kenny ………………………… SpongeBob SquarePants (character),
The Flying Dutchman (character) (debut; cameo)
Bill Fagerbakke ………………………. Patrick Star (character)
Clancy Brown ……………………… Eugene H. Krabs (character)
Jill Talley ……………………………………………….. Incidental 22 (Karen)
Carolyn Lawrence ……………………. Sandy Cheeks (character) (cameo)
CASTiNG DiRECTOR
Donna Grillo
CASTiNG COORDiNATOR
Alex Gordon
EXECUTiVE ASSiSTANT
Jennie Monica
SUPERViSiNG SOUND ENGiNEER
Krandal Crews
2ND ENGiNEER
Jim Leber
ASSiSTANT ENGiNEER
Justin Brinsfield
AUDiO SUPERViSOR & DiALOGUE EDiTOR
Tony Ostyn
ANiMATiC OPERATOR
Brian Robitaille
ANiMATiC SCANNER
Kevin Zelch
ASSiSTANT STORYBOARD ARTiSTS
Carl Greenblatt
Bruce B. Heller
Bill Reiss
Soonjin Mooney
ORiGiNAL CHARACTER DESiGN
Stephen Hillenburg
CHARACTER DESiGNER
Todd White
PROP DESiGNER
Thaddeus Paul Couldron
CLEAN-UP ARTiST
Soonjin Mooney
ARTiST iNTERN
Cynthia Tello
LAYOUT SUPERViSOR
Kenny Pittenger
BG LAYOUT DESiGN
John Seymore
Paula Spence
BACKGROUND PAiNTERS
Peter Bennett
Michael Chen
Andy “Spike” Clark
Calvin G. Liang
Richard D. Ziehler-Martin
DiGiTAL BG SUPERViSOR
Andrew Brandou
DiGiTAL BG COORDiNATOR
David Wigforss
DiGiTAL BG ASSiSTANTS
Stephen Christian
Steven Kellams
SUPERViSiNG COLOR STYLiST
Teale Reon Wang
COLOR STYLiST
Dene Ann Heming
ASSiSTANT COLOR KEY
Meg Hanna
PRODUCTiON COORDiNATORS
Megan Brown
June Tedesco
PRODUCTiON ASSiSTANTS
Marcy Lynn Dewey
Derek iversen
FiNAL CHECKER
Karen Shaffer
POST PRODUCTiON DiRECTOR
Heather Adams
POST PRODUCTiON SUPERViSOR
Wendi McNeese
POST PRODUCTiON ASSiSTANTS
Matt Brown
Mishelle Smith
Shawn Trask
PiCTURE EDiTOR
Lynn Hobson
POST PRODUCTiON SOUND
SUPERViSOR AND MiXER
Timothy J. BorQuez
SOUND FX DESiGNER AND EDiTOR
Jeff Hutchins
DiALOGUE ADR EDiTOR
Jason Freedman
RE-RECORDiNG MiXERS
Timothy J. BorQuez
Timothy J. Garrity
FOLEY MiXER
Brad Brock
FOLEY ARTiST
Diane Greco
MUSiC EDiTOR
Nicolas Carr
MUSiC COMPOSED BY
Steven Belfer
The Blue Hawaiians
Sage Guyton
Jeremy Wakefield
Brad Carow
SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS
THEME SONG
LYRiCS BY
Stephen Hillenburg
Derek Drymon
COMPOSED BY
Hank Smith Music
PERFORMED BY
Pat Pinney
ON-LiNE EDiTORS
Barry Cohen
Dan Aguliar
DAViNCi COLORiST
Dexter P.
POST PRODUCTiON SERViCES
Todd AO - Hollywood Digital
Anderson Video
Encore Video
ANiMATiON SERViCES
Rough Draft Studios, Korea
OVERSEAS SUPERViSOR
Doug Williams
LiVE ACTiON iSLAND FOOTAGE BY
Bad Clams Productions, inc.
TiTLE STiLL PHOTOGRAPHY BY
David Frapwell
seagull footage provided by
Energy Film Lab
DEVELOPED BY
Derek Drymon
Tim Hill
Nicholas R. Jennings
PRODUCTiON EXECUTiVE
Eric Coleman
EXECUTiVE iN CHARGE
OF PRODUCTiON
Brian A. Miller
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“WELCOME TO THE
CHUMBUCKET”
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