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crew of nautical nuts! It’s one silly, sailorific moment after another as

the gang takes to the beach, the high seas and the graveyard!

SpongeGuard on Duty (SpongeBob SquarePants) (transcript) (3/22/2002)

Larry mistakes SpongeBob for a lifeguard

and asks him to fill in, not realizing Sponge-

Bob can’t swim!

Naughty Nautical Neighbors (SpongeBob SquarePants) (transcript) (8/7/1999)

Squidward tricks SpongeBob and Patrick

into believing they’re no longer friends.

Walking Small (SpongeBob SquarePants) (transcript) (3/22/2000)

Plankton tries to rid Goo Lagoon of beach-

goers so he can use it as the site of the new

Chum Bucket Mega-Bucket.

Pressure (SpongeBob SquarePants) (transcript) (5/12/2001)

Sandy challenges SpongeBob, Patrick,

Squidward and Mr. Krabs to see who’s

better, sea critters or land critters.

Jellyfish Hunter (SpongeBob SquarePants) (transcript) (9/28/2001)

Mr.  Krabs orders SpongeBob to catch lots

of jellyfish so he can harvest their jelly.

Nasty Patty (SpongeBob SquarePants) (transcript) (3/1/2002)

Convinced the man claiming to be the

health inspector is a fraud, Mr. Krabs and

SpongeBob serve him the vilest Krabby

Patty ever.

Doing Time (SpongeBob SquarePants) (transcript) (1/21/2002)

SpongeBob’s latest hands-on driving test

gets Mrs. Puff arrested!

Clams (SpongeBob SquarePants) (transcript) (9/20/2002)

Mr. Krabs takes SpongeBob and Squidward

clam fishing to celebrate making his one-

millionth dollar.

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Theme Song Transcript: SpongeBob SquarePants Intro (5/1/1999) [Closed Captioning][]

Are you ready, kids?

                   KIDS:

Aye, aye, Captain!

I can’t hear you.

        ( louder ):

Aye, aye, Captain!

♪ Oh… ♪

♪ Who lives in a pineapple

                       under the sea? ♪

♪ SpongeBob SquarePants ♪

♪ Absorbent and yellow

and porous is he. ♪

♪ If nautical nonsense be

           something you wish… ♪

♪ SpongeBob SquarePants ♪

♪ Then drop on the deck

and flop like a fish. ♪

♪ SpongeBob SquarePants ♪

                                 Ready?

♪ SpongeBob SquarePants ♪

♪ SpongeBob SquarePants ♪

♪ SpongeBob SquarePants ♪

♪ SpongeBob… SquarePants. ♪

( Captain laughing heartily )

N I C K

            SpongeBob

            SQuarePaNtS

( plays airy tune )

created by

Stephen Hillenburg

Episode Transcript: SpongeGuard On Duty (SpongeBob SquarePants) (transcript) (3/22/2002) [Closed Captioning][]

SPONGEGUARD

ON DUTY

storyboard directors

Jay Lender

Sam Henderson

Storyboard artist

Caleb Meurer

written by

Jay Lender

Sam Henderson

Mark O’Hare

animation director

Sean Dempsey

creative director

Derek Drymon

W    e  l  c   ome

T  o

G   O    O

L   A      G   O   O     N

NARRATOR:

Ah! Goo Lagoon…

where the sun is hot

and the sunbathers

are oh, so cool.

What a beautiful day.

You said it, pal.

Can you believe that sun?

I could look at it all day.

Uh, Patrick?

What?

Nothing.

So, how’s that

tan coming?

I don’t know.

Let me check.

Looking good.

How’s yours?

Just a minute.

( yells )

I could have sworn

I was laying on my back.

( braying laughter )

( braying laughter )

( crowd yelling )

( all cheering )

( chanting ):

Larry! Larry!

( chanting ):

Larry! Larry!

Hey, it’s Larry,

the lifeguard.

Mr. Lifeguard,

can I feel

your muscle?

Sure. Don’t scratch

the paint.

Lifeguard, how’s

the tubage?

Gnarly, dudes.

All right, yeah!

Whoo-hoo!

Lifeguard, can

you point out

the snack bar?

Right over there.

But you guys

are way too old

and unsightly

for my beach.

And I’m afraid I’m going

to have to ask you to leave.

So polite.

Just like we raised him.

What a guy.

Is it any wonder

he’s so popular?

Just imagine

if I were a lifeguard.

( dramatic music plays )

LIFEGUARD

That would be so cool.

Oh, what do you want

to be a lifeguard for?

Nobody really likes those guys.

♪ For he’s a jolly,

good fellow… ♪

Being a lifeguard is so dumb.

All they do is blow, blow,

blow on their stupid whistles,

rub, rub, rub that white stuff

on their noses

and show off their gross

misshapen bodies!

Dude, put that

thing away.

There are, like,

children here.

( squishing )

I’m going to the snack bar.

Who needs to be a lifeguard?

I’m cool.

I’m every bit as cool as Larry.

And if I’m not,

let me be struck by…

( thunder crashes )

a flying ice cream truck…

( ice cream truck music plays )

…and live!

Please do not land

flying ice cream trucks

on the bathers.

Oh…

SpongeBob, you okay?

Hey!

I didn’t know

you were a lifeguard.

Lifeguard?

The nose.

( gasps )

White stuff.

You think I’m a lifeguard?

Sure, there’s no hiding

the lifeguard look, SpongeBob,

and you’ve got it.

You really think so?

You bet, I do.

Say, we’re a little

shorthanded around here.

How would you like

to work the beach?

( high-pitched voice ):

I’d love it!

All right.

Leave that

on the bench, Kahuna.

Hey, Annette, come here.

I want you to meet

my buddy, SpongeBob.

Hi.

( sputters )

Hey, guy’s a lifeguard.

( whistles )

( crowd cheers )

It works.

Whoo-hoo!

That was the

greatest, Larry.

Yeah.

Say, how’d you like to take

the second shift?

Only if you think

you’re ready.

I’m not just ready.

Z i N C

O Xi DE

I’m Ready Freddie.

It’s Larry.

Well, I guess I’ll just…

Help! Help!

Help!

Help! help!

We’ve got a sinker.

SpongeBob, let me take this.

I haven’t seen

any action all day.

Action?

( grunting )

( yells )

( panting )

Please help! Please help!

( groaning )

( gasping )

( cheering )

Breathe, darn you!

( grunting )

( grunting )

( grunting )

( coughing )

That’s the last time

I read and swim.

You saved my life.

Don’t mention it.

It’s all part of the job.

You know, SpongeBob,

the babes

and the big chair

are great,

but the best part is knowing

you’re the only thing

that stands between

these good people…

Go, go, go, go, go…

A N N U A L

H   o   T        D o g      C   h   u     g

…and a watery grave.

And that’s

what it’s all about.

Their lives are

in your hands now,

‘cause I got a date

with a tanning booth.

See you.

( tires screech )

But I…

can’t swim.

Oh, if I’d known

being a lifeguard meant

guarding their lives,

I would never have said yes.

Maybe nothing will go wrong.

Thern when Larry comes back,

I’ll tell him

I’m not interested.

Besides, what’s the worse

that could happen?

( bell tolls )

( screams )

( frantic yelling )

L i f e G u a RD

( frantic yelling )

L i f e  G u a R D

Emergency!

Everybody out of the water.

Hurry! Emergency!

Out of the water.

Emergency!

L i f e  G u a R D

What’s going on,

lifeguard?

L i f e GuaRD

What’s the big emergency, sir?

Uh… there are

sharks in there!

Hey, that’s my family

you’re talking about.

L i f e  G u a R D

A… sea monster!

( stomping )

You know, we sea monsters

have made great strides

L i f e  G u a R D

in the fields of science

and literature.

Uh… somebody went?

L i f e GuaRD

It’s a big lagoon,

dude.

Disgusting!

No, don’t go!

L   i   f    e      G    u    a   R     D

( laughter )

( laughter )

( yells )

L   i   f    e       G    u    a   R    D

( shrieks )

L   i   f    e       G    u   a    R   D

( screams )

L   i   f    e       G    u   a    R   D

( laughs )

( groans )

( laughs )

( groans )

( laughs )

( groans )

( screams )

i C E

C R E A M

Free ice cream!

( cheering )

Plenty for

everybody.

One for you,

one for you…

Okay, everybody got one?

I C E

C R E A M

Mmm, yeah!

Mmm…

( slurping )

Aha, now I got you.

I C E

C R E A M

Now, you all have to wait

one hour before you go swimming.

( murmuring )

But just so you’re not tempted.

I C E

C R E A M

DO    NOT      CROSS

( anxious laughter )

( anxious laughter )

( crowd murmuring )

Ladies and gentlemen,

W    elcome

G  O     O        T o

L  A     G     O  O   N

the lagoon is closed.

We like Larry better.

Does Larry ever give you

free ice cream?

Ice cream!

PoRt

-O-

HEAD

Did somebody say, “ice cream”?

Where is it?

Is it here?

I          C         E                  C     R       E      A        M

Huh?

Ice cream! Yay!

( laughs )

Cramp!

( groaning )

Oh!

( gurgling scream )

Holy cow!

Somebody’s drowning!

Oh, no, that’s not possible.

L i f e  G u a R D

The lagoon is closed.

LiFeGuarD

Dude, get your butt

in the water.

If there was anyone in there,

we’d hear them.

L i f e G u a RD

Help, help!

( spluttering ):

I can’t swim!

Somebody would be screaming

that they’re drowning…

I’m drowning!

I’m drowning!

L i f e G u a RD

( spluttering )

They would have to have

crossed the line.

I’m drowning

‘cause I crossed the line.

SPONGEBOB:

Okay, I’ll take a look…

L   i f    e    G   u  a   R D

but just to prove to you that…

Patrick isn’t drowning!

L    i  f     e      G   U   a   R    D

Can’t swim!

Butt hurts.

Ice cream.

Hold on, Patrick.

L    i  f     e      G   U   a   R    D

I’m coming!

Help, help!

Don’t move.

Catch this.

( grunting )

( grunting )

Quit fooling around, man.

Get in the water.

Help, help!

Oh, what am I going to do?

Got to think.

Got to think.

Got to run around and think.

Got to run around

and think at the same time.

Got to think,

got to have a plan.

Got to think, think, think.

I’ve got it!

Patrick can’t drown

if there isn’t any water.

( gurgling ):

Well, you’re safe now, Patrick.

PATRICK:

Help, I’m drowning,

I’ve got butt cramps!

I want ice cream

and now it’s dark!

( sobbing and gurgling )

Help, help!

Help me, I’m drowning.

( gurgling ):

Help.

To us.

Oh!

Sorry.

Here’s your hot dog.

1 F                                                                                                                     2 F

Okay, Patrick,

here I come.

( screaming )

Come, come ‘round,

Pat. Here I am.

Pat, Pat, no, no.

Hold it, Pat,

Pat, stop.

No, Pat, stop.

Stop, stop!

Oh. Sorry.

( gurgling )

Help! Help! Help!

( nervous mumbling )

Save me! Can’t swim!

( grunts )

( grunts )

Patrick, don’t.

( grunts )

Help!

( clunk )

( clunk )

Help, help…

BOTH:

Help!

Help us! We’re drowning!

( whistling and murmuring )

I wonder what’s showing

at the movie theater

right about now

down at the beach.

Good-bye, Patrick.

Good-bye, ice cream.

Help, can’t swim! Help, can’t swim!

Oh, no! Oh, no!

SpongeBob?

Yes, Larry?

You’re not a lifeguard, are you?

No, Larry.

Let’s go, guys.

( SpongeBob and

Patrick panting )

L i f e  G u a R D

Very good.

You fellows are

learning fast.

L i F e  G u a R D

( panting )

( panting )

Ow!

Butt cramps! Butt cramps!

And I still don’t

have my ice cream.

Episode Transcript: Naughty Nautical Neighbors (SpongeBob SquarePants) (transcript) (8/7/1999) [Closed Captioning][]

NauGhTy NauticaL

NeighboRS

storyboard director

Sherm Cohen

storyboard artist

Aaron Springer

written by

Sherm Cohen

Aaron Springer

Mr. Lawrence

animation director

Fred Miller

creative director

Derek Drymon

SQUIDWARD:

Wow!

Squidward, this is the best

soufflé you have ever created!

( smacks loudly )

Oh! Congratulations, Chef.

( water running )

( faucet squeaks )

( brushing )

( gargling, then spits )

( someone giggles )

( chair creaks )

( two voices giggling )

( two voices giggling )

( whispering )

SPONGEBOB’S BUBBLE:

Hi, Patrick.

( laughs )

( laughs )

( inhales deeply )

( whispering huskily )

PATRICK’S BUBBLE:

Hi, SpongeBob.

( laughs )

( grumbles )

( SpongeBob laughing )

Patrick, you’re my best friend

in the whole neighborhood.

( mumbling gibberish )

SQUIDWARD:

Patrick, you are

the dumbest idiot

it has ever been

my misfortune to know.

( mumbling gibberish )

PATRICK:

Do you really think

that, SpongeBob?

Of course, Patrick.

Anyone with eyes could see that.

( bubble pops )

PATRICK:

Yeah, well,

I think you’re ugly!

Yellow is ugly!

( blows

a raspberry )

( blows

a raspberry )

Patrick, what are

you talking about?

SQUIDWARD:

SpongeBob,

I no longer

wish to know you…

( gasping )

You give bottom dwellers

a bad name.

( Squidward mumbling )

SQUIDWARD:

If I had a dollar

for every brain

you don’t have,

I’d have

one dollar.

( laughing to himself )

SQUIDWARD:

Hey, Patrick,

I heard there

was a job opening

down at

the pet shop…

as some newspaper!

That makes you

a big dummy, you dummy!

Yeah, well, that means

that, uh… so are you!

Right,

you’re a turkey!

SPONGEBOB:

What’s that?

PATRICK:

It’s what you are!

Well, you’re

a bigger one.

Well, you’re

still yellow.

You know what

else is yellow?

What?!

You are!

Yeah? Well, it doesn’t matter

what you call me

because I never want

to see you again anyway!

( chomping loudly )

( door squeaks open )

Aw, tartar sauce!

( slams )

( grunts )

( crash )

( laughing )

( gagging and gulping )

( fork sproinging )

( whistle sliding upward )

( bell rings )

K                  -                    O

Whoa, Squidward, you’re choking!

Oh… I know

what to do,

but I should wash

my hands first.

Oh, well.

( inhaling deeply )

( exhaling )

( suckers popping )

( sputtering )

( spits )

I win!

Wow! Patrick!

You saved me.

I did?

Yep.

You’re a real

lifesaver, friend.

Friend?

Friend!

Ee…

yeah, Patrick,

we’re friends.

Just friends.

So, what are we

going to do tonight,

best friend?

Well, I was

going to practice

my clarinet solo.

Clarinet?

I love music!

Aw, who needs them?

They’re no fun anyway,

right, Gary?

Gary?

( hollow knocks )

SQUIDWARD:

Squidward will be

performing his version

of “Solitude in E Minor.”

Yeah!

E minor, all right, yeah!

( inhaling )

( begins playing )

( snoring )

( snoring )

( snoring )

Aw, what am I worried about?

I got plenty of friends.

I can name three

right off the bat.

Uh…

The gang’s all here.

Oh!

( grunting and grumbling )

( something snaps )

Oh, oh, my back!

I threw out my back.

Oh, boy!

Now’s my chance.

SpongeBob? No, no, stay back!

Don’t worry, Squidward,

I’m coming!

No, no, no, get away from me!

Hang on, I’ll save you!

SQUIDWARD:

No, no, no, get away from me!

No, no!

Hold on!

No! No! Get away!

( yelling )

( crack )

Ow, I’m ruined!

I… I… I…

I feel great.

Thanks, SpongeBob.

You’re a real friend.

( trancelike ):

Friend…

No, no, no, no!

I didn’t mean that. No, no.

Don’t worry,

Squiddy old pal.

That’s what

friends are for.

SPONGEBOB:

So dumb Patrick

fell asleep on you, huh?

Some friend!

A real friend

would perform for you.

You play?

Are you kidding?

I’ve been playing

bassinet for years.

Give me

an A, buddy.

( plays a note )

♪ Squidward is my best friend

in the world… ♪

( strings grating raucously )

♪ Squidward is

my best friend in the sea ♪

( Squidward yells )

( grumbles )

♪ Squidward… ♪

♪ Likes Patrick

more than SpongeBob ♪

♪ Patrick is a dirty,

stinky, rotten friend,

Squidward! ♪

Um, I can fix this.

( growling and grumbling )

( shout, thud )

So, uh, I’ll see you

tomorrow, Squidward.

Call me.

SQUIDWARD:

Ugh! That was disgusting!

Feel like I need

to scrub myself.

( screaming )

Hey, buddy,

I warmed it up for you.

Patrick, get out!

And put

some clothes on.

What’s the matter,

Squidward old buddy?

( gasps )

Oh, ho!

So this is

what I find, huh?!

My best friend and

my ex-best friend and…

rubber bath toys!

( both arguing at once )

( yells )

This can’t be happening to me!

( door opens and closes )

SPONGEBOB AND PATRICK:

Squidward!

SPONGEBOB:

Buddy!

PATRICK:

Squidward, where are you?

SQUIDWARD:

Oh, this is nuts!

I need a plan to get

these two back together

and out of my hair.

( doorbell rings )

( sniffs )

Squidward!

A dinner party?

I’d love to!

Did you miss me?

Come on in.

You look stunning.

I’d much rather

dine with you

than that lousy…

Say, what gives?!

I’m not sitting

near that maniac!

Me, neither!

This was a setup.

I thought you two

were my best friends.

I am your

best friend. I am your

best friend.

Well, how about some soda, guys?

Yes, please.

Thanks, friend.

How about some

for your best friend?

SPONGEBOB:

Thanks…

best friend.

( gulping )

Can I have

some now, buddy?

Wait!

I need some more.

I still

didn’t get any.

There you go.

More, please.

( gulping )

Squidward!

Squidward!

Squidward!

Squidward!

Hey, Squidward!

Squidward!

Squidward!

Hey, Squidward!

SQUIDWARD:

Patrick, your glass is full.

Oh, yeah.

Squidward! Hey, Squidward!

Squidward!

Squidward!

Squidward!

Squidward!

Hey, Squidward!

Hey, Squidward!

Squidward!

Squidward!

Squidward!

Squidward!

Squidward!

Squidward!

Squidward!

Hey, Squidward!

Hey, Squidward!

Squidward! Squidward!

Sorry, boys, I’m all out of pop.

I’m going to go get some more.

Why don’t you just

stay here and chat?

( whistling casually )

( hiccups )

( belches loudly )

( laughing )

( laughing )

( both laughing uproariously )

( both laughing uproariously )

( creaking )

( laughter continuing )

( deep groan )

( crash )

I should just walk away

right now.

What a surprise…

I invited them in

and I left them alone.

Well, Squidward,

what have we learned today?

Guess what, Squidward?

Me and SpongeBob

were friends again.

Great. Go be friends

somewhere else.

Don’t you want us to help you

clean this up a little?

No! Out!

Psst! I think

he’s jealous.

How pathetic.

( slams )

Ow… my back.

Episode Transcript: Walking Small (SpongeBob SquarePants) (transcript) (3/22/2000) [Closed Captioning][]

WaLkiNg

SMALL

storyboard director

Aaron Springer

storyboard artist

Erik Wiese

written by

Aaron Springer

Erik Wiese

Mr. Lawrence

animation director

Sean Dempsey

creative director

Derek Drymon

( evil laughter )

Attention, beachgoers!

You are trespassing!

You have exactly 17 minutes

to haul your carcasses

off of the future site

of the Chum Bucket Mega Bucket.

Do your hear

something?

( high-pitched voice

over bullhorn )

Okay, have it your way!

I don’t mind bulldozing

over each

and every one…

Mommy, look.

Somebody left

this toy tractor here.

Put that down,

Billy.

That has germs

on it.

Oh…

Aw, Mom…

You’ll see!

You’ll all see!

The future site

of the Chum Bucket Mega Bucket

must be cleared

of these cretinous beachgoers,

but it’s becoming

increasingly obvious!

I can deny it no longer!

I am small.

I need someone big

to clear the beach for me.

I need…

SpongeBob.

♪ Steppin’ on the beach,

roo-to to-too ♪

♪ Steppin’ on the beach,

roo-to to-too ♪

♪ Steppin’ on the beach,

roo-to to-too ♪

♪ Steppin’ on the beach,

roo-to to-too ♪

Yes. He’s the one.

( evil laughter )

I’ll have one…

two please.

Thanks.

One, please.

I C E

C R E A M

Excuse me.

I C E

C R E A M

One, please.

I C E

C R E A M

Sorry, kid,

we’re all out.

Aw, barnacles.

I C E

C R E A M

( sobbing )

( sobbing )

Plankton, what are

you doing here?

And why are you crying?

Oh, hi, SpongeBob.

I’m crying because I’ve got

these two ice cream cones,

but I only need one.

( sobbing )

I don’t know what to do

with the other one.

( sobbing )

I’ll eat one of those

ice cream cones for you.

SpongeBob,

would you do that for me?

Sure.

SpongeBob.

SpongeBob.

SpongeBob!

Yeah?

Isn’t it great

to get the things you desire?

Like that ice cream cone,

for instance.

You can have anything you want

with a little training.

Training?

Yes. You just have to learn

to be more assertive,

and I can show you how.

Assertive, huh?

That’s right.

Anything I want?

Sounds great!

Wonderful.

( evil laughter )

( both laughing )

SpongeBob.

Don’t let that guy sit on you.

Assertiveness lesson number one.

Tell him to get off.

Um… excuse me, sir.

Y-you’re sitting

on my body,

which is also my face.

No, no, be assertive.

Beep-beep.

Not insertive.

SpongeBob, you

missed your chance.

You’ve got to be aggressive

to get the things you want.

You’re too soft.

But I’m a spong…

Don’t say it.

( slurping )

There’s the guy who

took your ice cream.

Don’t you want it back?

Ice cream.

Listen, you.

My friend’s got

something to say.

What? Who said that?

Was it you?

Tell him off, SpongeBob.

Assert yourself.

That’s my ice cream cone.

Great!

Now let him have it!

You can have it.

Say, thanks.

No!

I’ll show you how.

Hey, pencil-neck!

Yeah, you!

Slither over here!

Surrender that ice cream cone

or every waking moment

for you will become

a swirling torrent

of pain and misery!

( sobbing )

Hey, that guy was crying.

Those were

tears of joy.

He was happy

that you were assertive.

Yeah!

You see how wonderful

life can be

when you’re maniacal?

Uh, I thought

it was called assertive.

Whatever.

Well, if it got me

this ice cream,

then I like it.

( beeping )

I found something.

Uh, excuse me, my

metal detector broke.

Can I use yours?

Sure.

SpongeBob.

This is your

next lesson.

Be aggressive.

Tell that guy to take a hike.

Do you want to take

a hike with me?

Yeah.

Now look what

you’ve done!

Tell that guy to go

fall in a ditch.

Hey, go check

in that ditch.

Wow. Buried treasure.

Thanks.

Did you see that, Plankton?

That guy found

some buried treasure.

SpongeBob, you’ll

never get it right.

Tell that guy you know karate

and you’ll tie him in a knot

if you don’t get

your metal detector back.

Hey! I’m going to

tie your… shoe

if you don’t

give that back!

But I’m wearing

sandals!

Okay! Never mind!

It’s all right, Plankton,

He’s wearing sandals.

What’s the matter?

Oh, nothing, SpongeBob.

Mama!

I was just beginning to think

that this is a waste of time.

No, it’s not.

Forget it.

I guess you don’t have what it

takes to be a standup guy.

Well, what

about airline food?

What?

Airline food!

My gosh, what is up

with that stuff?

Thank you. Good night.

( rimshot )

See, I can be

a standup guy. See?

SpongeBob, you’ll never

get what you want.

You always let people

step all over you.

You’re just like stairs.

Wait, Plankton,

give me another chance.

Okay, but this is

your last chance.

Look at all

those beach hogs

soaking up

your sun rays.

Do you have what it

takes to get a tan?

Just watch me!

( all coughing )

( all coughing )

Man, this thing is san… dy!

Yes, my plan

is beginning to work.

They’re leaving the beach.

SpongeBob, that

was wonderful.

Is that an all-over tan?

Well, not all of me.

Hot dogs!

Hot dogs!

S   N  A  C   K

B    A   R

S   N  A  C   K

B    A   R

Look at that

huge line

at the hot

dog stand.

Assert yourself

to the front.

I’ll do better

than that.

Let’s go home.

S   N  A  C   K

B    A   R

SpongeBob, that

was genius.

Look at all

those kite-flyers

blocking your view.

What?!

Breaking

your wind.

A-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!

( growling )

Hey, SpongeBob,

throw us the ball.

( trumpeting )

What do we

do now?

Let’s just go home,

I guess.

Ha! Plankton, did you see that?

I was a regular alpha male.

( panting )

Plankton?

( engine starting )

Huh?

Plankton, all my asserting

has driven everybody away.

Exactly.

You didn’t tell me

everyone would leave.

Oops.

Mega bucket!

F  u  t  u  r  e      S  i  t   e    o  f

T h  e

M     E        G    A

B   U  C  K  E    T   !

You used me

for land development.

That wasn’t nice.

Haven’t you figured

it out, SpongeBob?

Nice guys finish last.

Only aggressive people

conquer the world.

( evil laughter )

Well…

what about aggressively

nice people?

Huh?

What are

you doing?

Hot dogs! Yay!

S   N  A  C   K

B    A   R

CLOSED

S   N  A  C   K

B    A   R

OPEN

( panting )

( cheering )

Wait. SpongeBob, stop!

Butterfly kisses.

I… can’t take it.

It’s too cute.

It’s, it’s disgusting!

What happened?

I hit a reef

with my new board, dude.

No problem.

Whoa!

Killer!

SpongeBob, stop--

before it’s too late.

Your kindness

is bringing everybody back.

Get back!

Wait!

Ooh! Ouch! Ow! Ow!

No! Ooh! Ow!

Cowabunga!

Thanks, dude.

That was awesome.

( groaning )

( groaning )

Gee, Plankton.

I’m sorry about

the Chum Bucket.

Forget about that.

I just can’t take so much

kindness at one sitting.

Need… hatred.

Volleyball, anyone?

ALL:

Yeah!

Service!

( laughing )

Ouch.

( laughing )

Ouch.

( laughing )

Ouch.

Episode Transcript: Pressure (SpongeBob SquarePants) (transcript) (5/12/2001) [Closed Captioning][]

PRESSURE

storyboard director

Jay Lender

storyboard artist

William Reiss

written by

Jay Lender

William Reiss

David B. Fain

animation director

Sean Dempsey

creative director

Derek Drymon

SANDY:

You know, SpongeBob,

sometimes it’s nice

to hang up my hang glider

and just watch the clouds

roll by.

Yep. And just relax.

Yeah…

relax.

Ooh! Ooh! Ooh!

You know what that

cloud looks like?

What?

A flower.

They all look like flowers,

SpongeBob… all the time.

They sure do.

You know, normally

I’d offer to race you

to the top

of Coral Cliffs,

but I don’t

want to miss out

on a second of this

beautiful beauty.

Me either.

Who wants to get

all dirty anyway?

Yeah… and sweaty.

Besides, I think we know

who’d get to the top first.

Yeah.

( both laugh )

BOTH:

Me.

That’s funny, Sandy.

It sounded

like you said

you could beat me

in a climbing contest.

‘Course I can!

I’m a squirrel!

See!

🌰

I thought that meant

you were nuts.

Nope. It means I’m

a natural born climber!

I’m from the surface world

and nothing prepares you

for climbing

like growing up

on good old dry land.

( laughs )

Land-shmand!

It’s all about

finger strength, baby.

And if there’s anything

we’ve got plenty of down here,

it’s finger strength.

( grunting )

What do you say to that,

Miss Mittens?

I say I’m already

halfway there!

( screams )

( panting )

( grunting )

No fair, Sandy!

You got a head start!

Sorry, SpongeBob!

That’s the way

the coral crumbles!

Hey!

Ohh!

You did that on purpose!

Yeah, but that is an accident.

( screams )

Too bad you forgot

your umbrella.

♪ I didn’t…! ♪

( braying laugh )

Well, it’s about time

you showed up.

But you were…

I saw you… I…

I want a rematch!

First one to the Krusty Krab

is the winner.

Ain’t no way

a sea critter

can run faster

than a land critter!

I can underwater.

I’m…

hydrodynamically designed!

Think you can win

a fair race

in that clunky

tin tube?

Why don’t you ask

my be-hind?

That is…

if you can catch it.

What do you say to that,

Hydropants?

I say, I’m already

halfway there…

halfway there…

halfway there…

halfway there…

Hey!

( braying laugh )

( braying laugh )

Thanks for the face-lift!

( laughing )

( laughing )

T  H  E

K  R  u  S  T  y

K  R  a  B

You see, I told you

you didn’t have a…

There you are!

Ain’t that just

like a land creature

to keep a sea creature…

…waiting!

( braying laugh )

I thought y’all

wanted a rematch!

I did! And I took

a head start like you did!

I was just funnin’

with ya that time!

But I guess all y’all underwater

don’t have to play fair!

I guess we don’t,

air breather!

Water sucker!

Tree climber!

Gulf streamer.

Kite flier!

Chum chewer!

( gasps )

Take that back, you…

not… wet… person.

Aha! You can’t

even come up

with another name!

That proves it!

Proves what?

That land critters are

better than sea critters.

Better at what?

Oh, durn near everything,

I guess.

Cattle ropin’ and pie eatin’

and wood choppin’

and flyin’.

What’s she

blabbering about?

She says land creatures

are best.

Only ‘cause

it’s true.

We’re best at horseridin’

and fur stylin’ and rowin’.

Y’all got us licked in swimmin’,

but we got corn shuckin’

and hay bailin’

and barn raisin’

and… fishin’!

( all gasp )

And name callin’

fer sure.

And drowning!

Don’t forget drowning!

( braying laugh )

Good one, Squidward!

Whoo!

Not on your life,

sport.

I’ll admit.

You’ve got some pretty

good moves, for a squirrel.

( all laughing )

( laughter stops )

But you’re still

just a land creature.

Squirrels can do

anything they want to!

I bet you can’t eat a Krabby

Double Deluxe in one bite.

( gulps )

Ah…

Give me that!

They don’t call me Cheeks

for nothin’.

( all laugh )

Well, that’s just one thing.

Can you do this?

Everyone in my family

can do that!

Uh… uh…

How about this, huh?

Can you reproduce by budding?

Can ya?

Can ya?

Can ya?

Can ya?

Can ya?

No!

Most importantly,

can you do this?

( gasping )

( gasping )

( gasping )

Well, what would I want to do

any of that dumb stuff

for anyway?

Admit it, Sandy--

You can’t do anything

us sea creatures can do!

In fact, if it wasn’t

for that suit,

you couldn’t even

live down here!

( laughing )

Well, you don’t…

( laughing

uncontrollably )

I don’t need to…

( laughing )

Grr…

I’ll show y’all!

I don’t need this suit!

Yah!

( all gasp )

And I don’t need

this helmet neither!

Neptune preserve her!

How long can she

stay like that?

I don’t know.

Sandy’s a girl?

Wow, Sandy.

You sure proved us wrong.

I guess land creatures

are better.

At least, until they need

to breathe…

( all chuckle )

Yep, won’t be long now.

( groans )

Feeling lightheaded yet?

( muffled ):

Uh-uh.

Remember this?

( inhaling deeply )

( exhaling )

KRABS:

It’s free!

( breathing deeply )

( gagging )

( gasps for air )

( gurgling )

( gasping )

P  i  C  K L  E  S

( others laughing )

Stop laughin’ at me!

I knew it!

There was no way

some “airhead”

was going to win anything

against a water breather!

Airhead…

( laughs )

Huh?

ALL:

Sea creatures rule!

( chanting ):

Water! Water! Water!

All right,

all right.

You had your

little laugh.

But now

it’s my turn!

Y’all think you’re

such hot stuff, don’t ya?

Swimmin’ around with

your fancy gills ‘n such!

But none of you wet heads

would last a minute on my turf.

Dry land!

Do we have to wear

pickle jars?

( all laugh )

Nope, nothin’ but the clothes

on your backs!

One minute?

No problem… landy!

( all laugh )

( laughing uncontrollably )

( continue laughing )

Well, so are you going or not?

ALL:

Uh… well… we… huh…

Actually… uh…

you know… uh…

We can’t… uh…

because…

We’re… late

for… um…

Our fitting!

Oh, you mean

for your chicken costumes?

( gulps )

Hey… we are not chicken!

( gasps ) My popcorn!

Yeah, we’re not chicken,

we’ll do it.

There! Mission accomplished!

Look, unless you can stay above

water for one measly minute,

you forfeit the contest

and prove that land creatures

are better than sea creatures!

No way, San-day.

We can take on

your challenge.

OTHERS:

Yeah!

We’re not afraid of

your dumb old land.

OTHERS:

Yeah!

We’re sea creatures!

ALL:

Yeah!

Okay.

Well, this is it.

Wait, boy!

Make it last.

( gulping )

( gulping )

( gulping )

Thanks, Mr. Krabs.

Okay…

( gulps )

Here I go!

( gasping )

( breathing more easily )

Hey… this isn’t so bad!

We can do this!

Hey, Patrick, come on up!

The air is fine!

I’m gonna do it quick

and get it over with.

Cannonball…!

Hey, I lost my trunks!

Hi, SpongeBob!

All right, Pat!

You made it!

Mr. Krabs!

Come on up,

Mr. Krabs!

All ashore that’s goin’ ashore,

Mr. Squidward!

Land… ho!

Lookin’ good,

Mr. Krabs!

Yeah, whoo-hoo!

Come on,

Squidward!

You’re missing

all the dry.

Come on,

Squidward!

ALL:

Squidward! Squidward!

Well, I’ll do it,

but I won’t like it.

Squidward! Squidward! Squid…

What?

Well, here we are!

SQUIDWARD:

This is pretty easy!

PATRICK:

I may keep a second

rock up here!

KRABS:

Once you get your land legs,

it’s not so bad!

We’re the masters

of land and sea!

Hey, it’s a local. Hi!

We’re from underwater!

Do you know Sandy Cheeks?

Three, two, one…

Well, tan my fur!

They made it!

Better go congratulate them!

SpongeBob?

Patrick?

Hmm, where did those

critters get to?

( all screaming )

Holy Guacamole!

You can’t eat my friends,

you rats with wings!

Hi-yah!

( grunting and karate-yelling )

( grunting and karate-yelling )

( splash )

Uh, thanks for

saving us, Sandy.

You know everyone’s

best at something.

But no one’s best

at everything.

Sorry I made you take off

your helmet, Sandy.

Sorry I made you go up

on dry land, SpongeBob.

Three cheers for feeling

sorry for ourselves!

Hip-hip…

ALL:

Hooray!

Hip-hip…

ALL:

Hooray!

Hip-hip…

Hooray. Hooray.

Episode Transcript: Jellyfish Hunter (SpongeBob SquarePants) (transcript) (9/28/2001) [Closed Captioning][]

JELLYFiSH

HUNTER

storyboard directors

Walt Dohrn

Paul Tibbitt

storyboard artists

Carson Kugler

William Reiss

Erik Wiese

written by

Walt Dohrn

Paul Tibbitt

Mark O’Hare

animation director

Andrew Overtoom

creative director

Derek Drymon

Ah… another beautiful day

in Bikini Bottom’s

own Jellyfish Fields,

an untamed world

of natural order

J    e     L   L     y    f      i   s    h

F      i    e     l       d   s

P  o P .        4      M   i  L L  i  O   N

where the little jellyfish

jellies roam free

across the salty seascape.

And where there is jellyfish,

there is the jellyfish hunter.

♪ La la la la la ♪

♪ La la la la la. ♪

You’re my 12th catch of the day.

I’m going to call you Twelvy.

Kitchy-kitchy-koo.

J E  L  L  Y

( sneezes )

J E L L  Y

Bye, Twelvy.

( jellyfish buzzing )

( electricity crackling )

Oh… it’s you.

J E L L Y

( jellyfish buzzing )

Well, it’s just

you and me again.

I’ve caught and named every

jellyfish in this field

at least once, except you,

No-name.

( making nasal whine )

B  r  i  n  g     i t     o  n   !

( prattling )

( prattling )

( buzzing )

( can clanking )

( panting; heart throbbing )

( frantic panting )

( frantic buzzing )

( prattling )

Gotcha!

( buzzing )

Barnacles, how did he do that?

Someday I’ll catch ol’ No-name.

I’m going on

my lunch break, Mr. Krabs.

T H E

K  R  u  S  T  y

K  R  a  B

You got five minutes!

S B

Wow, one more minute

than yesterday!

SpongeBob ready for launch.

S  B

( imitating rocket launch )

J  E L  L  Y

Mmm…

Oh…

J E L L Y

yum…

Mmm…

Oh, yeah…

( tittering )

( gulps )

Hey, buddy, what

the heck is that?

Why, this is a hole, good sir.

You see, I am a sponge,

and we typically…

Not that, that!

It’s just

a little old crabby patty

smothered in jellyfish jelly.

I call it a “crabby patty

with jellyfish jelly.”

Could I try some?

Sure!

Amazing!

I’ve got to tell

someone about this.

♪ Hey,

all you people… ♪

♪ Hey, all you people… ♪

♪ Hey, all you people,

won’t you listen to me? ♪

♪ I just had a sandwich,

no ordinary sandwich ♪

♪ A sandwich filled

with jellyfish jelly! ♪

♪ Hey, man, you got

to try this sandwich ♪

J E L L Y

♪ It’s no

ordinary sandwich ♪

J E L L Y

♪ It’s the tastiest sandwich

in the sea! ♪

J E L L  Y

( scat singing )

♪ Yeah… ♪

Thank you.

SpongeBob?!

J E L L Y

Who’s playing Squidward’s

records again?!

No one, Mr. Krabs.

I was just sharing my jellyfish

jelly with the customers.

J E L L Y

ALL:

Mmm…

Oh, this is great.

❤️                 ❤️                                                       ❤️                                                          ❤️

❤️

Here, Mr. Krabs,

send your taste buds

on a journey.

Messin’ with the patty’s

formula… that’s mutiny!

Why, I ought to…

Sir, this is

the greatest thing

I’ve ever eaten.

I’m going to come

back here for lunch

every day for the rest

of my life.

( cash register dings )

$                                                                                                   $

K K

$                                   M   O   N   E   Y                                    $

Hey, buddy, you all right?

( stuttering )

You okay, Mr. K.?

SpongeBob, I got a

proposition for you:

How’s about

you go catch me

some of those

little money fish?

Oh, boy, getting paid

to jelly-fish,

that’s my life’s dream.

Well, keep dreamin’--

this’ll be on your time.

Aye, aye, sir.

Now, go get me some jellyfish

and make it…

( jellyfish humming )

…quick.

Uh… SpongeBob,

we’re going

to need more

than one

puny jellyfish.

But, sir, how many

jellyfish do you need?

SpongeBob, we have

a whole ecosystem

full of hungry

payin’ customers.

Oh, no! Don’t tell me…

you’ve stopped carin’

for the customers.

( screams )

No, never.

Then go out here

and get me

some more jellies!

Okay, Mr. Krabs.

Just make sure

the jellyfish

are comfortable;

they are,

oh, so sensitive.

Ooh, I’ll keep them

comfortable all right…

inside me wallet.

( chortles )

( buzzing )

J E L L Y F  i  S  H

F  i  E  L  D  S

( panting )

Here you go, Mr. Krabs.

I’m going to need

more than that, boy!

H    O     M     E       o  f            T    h       e

J    E        L       L         Y

P         A         T       T        Y

More jellies,

Mr. Krabs.

Oh, that’ll

never do-- more!

I        ❤️    🪼

F  o R

R  E N T

F O R

R E N T

More, SpongeBob.

( metal creaking )

What don’t

you understand

about “more”?

( jellyfish buzzing )

( jellyfish buzzing )

More.

More!

More!

More.

More, more, more, more…

More!!

( porcelain breaking )

J     E  L    L    Y    F      i     S      H

F       i    E       L        D      S

P  o P .          4

Well, there’s no more.

Now, that’s jellyfishing.

♪ Scooby, doo-doo,

da-da, dee-dee. ♪

( buzzing )

( buzzing )

( scatting )

( humming )

( scatting )

( humming )

It feels like somebody…

wants to tell me something!

( groans )

I told you

he was on to us.

( panting )

( buzzing )

I’m not interested

in anything you’re selling!

( panting frantically )

( panting frantically )

( wind whistling )

Gee, it sure felt like…

Bah! I must be working too hard.

( phone ringing )

( phone ringing )

I’ll get it, Gary.

Hello, SpongeBob’s house,

SpongeBob speaking.

( heavy breathing )

Hello?

( breathing heavily )

1   2   3

4   5   6

7   8   9

*   0   #

( dial tone buzzing )

Uh, uh, a wrong number.

Aah, I guess Gary forgot

to pay the electric bill.

( laughs nervously )

( door clanking )

Gary, is that you?

Gary?!

Uh, yeah, good idea, Gary.

There’s probably some candles

in the kitchen.

Hello… what’s this?

How did you get in here,

oh, delicious one?

A little snack

will calm my nerves.

Mmm, a crabby patty

with blue jelly.

( gasps )

Blue jelly?!

( yells )

Hello, No-name,

what’s happening?

( laughs nervously )

No-name, let me out.

What are you going

to do with me?

P-U, what smells

like big business?

Hey, I don’t remember

that factory.

2

E  L   L   Y                                        J E  L  L   Y                                           J E L  L    Y                                           J E  L  L    Y                                      J

Huh?

Oh, what is

this horrible place?!

MECHANICAL VOICE:

Kitchy-kitchy-koo.

What kind of monster

is responsible for this horror?

That’s it, boys, keep that

gelatinous gold a-flowin’.

( chortles )

Mr. Krabs?

No.

Now I know why

you brought me here.

But what can we do?

( music playing )

SPONGEBOB:

Mr. Krabs?

Stops this madness!

Stop it right now!

Uh, uh… this isn’t what it

looks like, SpongeBob.

Why, uh, we’re just, uh, uh,

having a little tea party.

Oh, boy, a tea party.

You tricked me, Mr. Krabs.

I wouldn’t have collected

all those jellyfish

had I known that

this was their fate.

This isn’t right!

Jellyfish need wide,

open space and fresh air.

Easy, boy, what are you doin’

with that?

Something that should

have been done a long time ago.

No!

The squeaky bolt on this door

was driving me crazy.

Whew.

And now I’m going

to set these jellyfish free!

( straining )

( chortling )

Well, you can’t-- the door

is voice-activated

and it will only open

if I say “open.”

( electronic beeping )

( electronic beeping )

v o  i c e   a c t  i v a t  i o  n

C   L   O     S   E   D

O   P      E     N

Freedom…

Freedom!

You’ll never catch me!

( cackling )

( cackling )

What?

Blasted exercise craze.

( screaming )

( screaming )

Good-bye, friends.

I’m taking jelly off the menu.

He really got burned

on that deal.

( laughs )

All is as it should be.

I promise never to use this net

for anything

but pure sport again.

Jellyfish aren’t meant to be

captured forever.

Oh, No-name…

I guess I can name you now.

I’ll call you… Friend.

( electricity crackling )

( titters )

Episode Transcript: BONUS EPiSODE Nasty Patty (SpongeBob SquarePants) (transcript) (3/1/2002) [Closed Captioning][]

NASTY

PATTY

storyboard director

Paul Tibbitt

Kaz

storyboard artists

Carson Kugler

William Reiss

Mike Roth

written by

Paul Tibbitt

Kaz

Mark O’Hare

animation director

Tom Yasumi

creative director

Derek Drymon

NARRATOR:

Oh, a dark and stormy night.

It’s nights like this

that remind me of the time

Mr. Krabs and SpongeBob

thought they killed

the health inspector.

( thunderclap )

( chortling )

It was a bright

and sunny morning…

Ah…

( sniffs )

That smells like…

( gasps )

The health inspector!

Wash your hands,

clean the floors

change

your underwear!

The health

inspector’s here!

If he finds one

health violation

he’ll close us

down for good.

We’ve got to

do everything

in our power

to make sure

he passes

The Krusty Krab.

But, Mr. Krabs,

there’s no reason to worry.

The Krusty Krab is the most

perfect place in the universe.

You really haven’t got any

brains at all, have you, son?

Just go out there and

give him what he needs.

Pour on the charm.

Sweet-talk him.

What can I get for

you… Handsome?

We’re doomed!

I’m going to need you

to bring me

one of everything on the menu.

Excellent choice, my darling.

Coming right up!

He wants one of everything!

Then we’ll give him

a smorgasbord!

The future of The Krusty Krab

is at stake.

Try the Crunchy

Kelp Dogs, sir.

The Buttered Barnacles

are heaven.

The Powered Driftwood

is exquisite.

Fresh Sludge Pudding?

More Diet Red Tide?

Some Fried Flotsam?

Please, gentlemen!

( gulps )

Leave me to finish my work

in peace.

( burps )

And did the voluptuous

inspector enjoy his meal?

So far so good.

I just need to try

a plain Krabby Patty

and my inspection

will be finished.

He says if he gets

one more Krabby Patty,

he’ll pass us

for the inspection!

Do you know what

this means, dear boy?

We’re in the clear!

( cancan playing )

TV ANNOUNCER:

We interrupt this cancan

for a special news bulletin.

Be on the lookout for a man

who’s been passing himself off

as a health inspector

in order to obtain free food.

That’s all for now.

Free… food…!

Maybe we ought to tell our guy

about the phony impostor.

You loony loofah!

He is the impostor!

We’ve been duped!

Duped!

Bamboozled!

We’ve been smeckledorfed!

That’s not even a word

and I agree with ya!

Look at him…

I bet he never

changes his underpants.

SPONGEBOB:

I bet he bites

whale bubbles.

I bet his mom

bought him that hat.

If that impostor

wants a Krabby Patty,

then, by Neptune,

we’ll give him one!

You’re dancing with

the Krab man now!

Join me, boy,

or you’re fired.

It doesn’t seem right…

but it feels so good!

Sea horse radish, the

gnarliest stuff in the ocean!

Oh, hold on! I’ve got a jar of

toenail clippings in my office.

Oops, I dropped it

in the toilet.

Well, fish it out and

I’ll dry it with me gym socks!

( SpongeBob snickers )

MR. KRABS:

Why, that’s the most diabolical

Krabby Patty ever spawned.

I call it…

The Nasty Patty.

( both laugh )

Hey, hurry up

with that patty!

Here you are sir, enjoy.

Ah! Hello, delicious!

Come to Papa.

( buzzes )

( gagging, fly buzzing )

Listen! He ate it!

Look at him choke!

( both laugh )

( choking )

Look at him suffer!

( laughing uncontrollably )

( coughing, choking )

( laughing )

Did you see that boy?

Oh, man,

the look on his face!

( choking )

( groaning )

( fly buzzing )

( laughing )

TV ANNOUNCER:

We interrupt your laughter

at other people’s expense

to bring you this news flash!

The fake inspector

has been captured.

Here is his picture.

If a health inspector

comes to your restaurant

and he’s not this guy,

he’s real.

Phew! That’s a relief,

eh, Mr. Krabs?

I’m sure our guy

will understand

if we just explain

the situation.

Then we can all have

a good laugh about it.

( gasps )

I don’t think

he’ll be laughing, boy.

Why, sir?

Because that patty

killed him!

( both screaming )

( screaming )

Mr. Krabs, what

are we gonna do?

What’s this “we” stuff?

You fed him

the tainted patty!

Looks like it’s

the stony lonesome for you.

But you told me

to give it to him!

Well, you could have

talked me out of it!

You’re right, Mr. Krabs…

I’m guilty!

I’ll never survive in prison.

They’ll mop up the floor

with me!

Get ahold

of yerself, boy!

We got to get rid

of this body

before anyone sees it.

We got to take it out

and bury it.

Eww, gross, germs.

It’s all icky

and corpse-y!

( gagging )

( shrieking )

Eww… eww…

This should be far enough.

Now, get diggin’!

Yes, sir.

( clank )

What’s the holdup

down there?

There’s a big rock

in the way!

Well, toss it out

and get back to diggin’!

Aye, aye, sir!

( grunting )

Oh… where am I?

( grunts, groans )

( moans )

Somethin’ ain’t

quite right.

What do you mean,

Mr. Krabs?

His head’s sticking out!

Sorry, Mr. Krabs, I thought

he might need some air.

They don’t need air

where he’s goin’.

Shouldn’t we say a few

words on his behalf?

Uh… he was a credit

to health inspectors

everywhere, and, uh…

What a brave man, going in

the line of duty like that.

Why… why… why…?!

Listen here,

ya little barnacle.

No one, and I mean no one

can ever know about this.

It’ll be the end of you,

it’ll be the end of me.

And worst of all,

it’ll be the end of me!

MAN:

Stop right where you are!

I’m afraid we’re gonna have

to arrest the two of you.

Mr. Krabs!

I’m too young

to go to jail!

And what would be

the charges?

For not being

at The Krusty Krab

to whip us up a couple of

dee…licious Krabby Patties.

( both laugh )

( laughs weakly )

( whispers ):

Laugh, boy.

( laughing nervously )

( thunder booming,

laughter continues )

Put that muddy shovel

in the trunk

and we’ll give you

a ride back.

( forced laughter )

( groans )

SpongeBob,

listen carefully.

We’re just getting a lift

back to the Krusty Krab.

I need you to stay calm,

and don’t lose your cool,

understand?

Can I lose my cool now?

Why?

Ahh! Ahh!

Put him in the trunk, boy!

I’ll keep them cops busy.

MAN:

What’s the holdup

back there?

Oh, Neptune!

Get away!

Ooh… ahh-ahh…

A-hem.

Okay! All set

back here.

Nothing unusual about

a muddy shovel in the trunk.

( laughs nervously )

All set.

Ahh…

( shivering )

You okay there,

little fella?

Ooh, he gets carsick

real easy.

Well, buckle up and

we’ll drive real smooth-like.

( siren wails,

tires squeal )

Now listen, SpongeBob,

when we get to

the Krusty Krab,

I want you to take

that shovel

and bring it around

to the back entrance

and stuff… uh,

I mean, stow it

in the freezer.

Un… der… stand?

I understand, Mr. Krabs,

but what do you want me

to do with the bo…

…tles of soda!

Bottles of soda.

Same thing, put ‘em

in the freezer.

( siren wailing )

Oh…

( laughing nervously )

Eww… eww… eww…

Oh, man, this is so gross!

The back door is locked!

What am I gonna do?!

( both laughing )

Ahoy there, SpongeBob.

Heh. I thought

you were out back,

takin’ care of that shovel.

Well, the back door was locked

so I came around here… eh.

So, if you’ll excuse me,

I’m gonna go put my hat

in the freezer now.

Okey-dokey, SpongeBob.

Is that kid okay?

He’s actin’

a little funny.

Funny? Oh. Yeah.

( laughs )

He’s a real cut-up,

that one.

He knows how to keep

the crew in stitches.

Good one, boy!

Always on, that one.

There’s no off

on his funny switch.

( laughing )

Oh, ha, oh, stop it.

Oh, you’re,

you’re killin’ me.

( laughing )

( laughing )

Oh!

Look, I almost forgot!

It’s Open Cash

Register Night!

First two customers

get all the money

in the cash register!

( straining )

( garbled police radio chatter )

( indecipherable voice )

86 those patties, Krabs.

We just got a call

about two ghouls

burying a stiff

over by Shallow Grave Road.

I want a soda.

Here’s your soda.

Always a pleasure to

serve the folks in blue.

Well, good-bye now.

Hey, there’s no ice.

Ice? Ice? You want ice?

Is that what you want,

you want ice?

Is that what you want?

The dark deed

your requested

is done, sir.

I’ll get it myself.

Ice is in the freezer, ri…?

There is no ice!

There’s never been any ice.

Ice is just a myth!

Step aside.

You people act like

you’ve committed a murder!

( teeth chattering )

Okay! I confess!

SpongeBob killed him!

What? You can pin

this whole rap on me!

He was insane, out of control.

He would have killed me, too,

if you hadn’t come along.

It was all Mr. Krabs’ idea.

Put him down now,

he’s a mad dog!

He wears curlers

to bed!

Wait! It’s not

what you think!

What are you two

talking about?

We killed

the health inspector,

buried him, and then stuffed

his body in the freezer.

You mean in here?

It’s empty.

Is this some

kind of a joke?

Yeah… a joke!

( laughs )

Say, maybe he

turned into a zombie

and walked out.

( all laughing )

( thumping footsteps

and eerie groaning )

( groaning eerily )

Ahh! It’s the zombie!

You guys should…

Take that, you zombie!

I’ll take it

from here.

Die, zombie!

Good police work,

Officer Nancy.

Hey, this guy’s

not a zombie.

He’s just an ordinary

health inspector.

Yes, and at the risk

of being hit again,

I’d like to present you

with this.

Hey, Mr. Krabs, look.

We passed the inspection!

Hooray! Hooray!

Come on, everybody!

Krabby Patties

at half price!

Well, not really.

Oh boy, I’d like a Krabby Patty.

NARRATOR:

Well, that’s the story.

Yes, they are

all idiots, aren’t they?

Episode Transcript: BONUS EPiSODE Doing Time (SpongeBob SquarePants) (transcript) (1/21/2002) [Closed Captioning][]

DOING

TIME

storyboard director

Aaron Springer

storyboard artist

C.H. Greenblatt

written by

Aaron Springer

C.H. Greenblatt

Merriwether Williams

animation director

Frank Weiss

creative director

Derek Drymon

SPONGEBOB:

Don’t worry, Mrs. Puff,

this is the one,

this is the one.

SpongeBob, think, think!

Uh, turn that way,

turn that way!

No, turn that way,

right… left!

( Mrs. Puff screaming )

Oh… no!

( crash )

Come on! Whoa!

I’m ready, I can do this,

Mrs. Puff.

I can do it, I can do it.

( crash )

The driving test is over,

SpongeBob!

Stop the boat!

Wait, I can do this, Mrs. Puff.

I can do this.

MRS. PUFF:

Oh!

The road, SpongeBob!

Get back

on the road!

Got to pass the test!

Got to pass!

( Mrs. Puff screams )

Hey! What do you got

against the melons?

Look out!

This must be the night-driving

part of the test.

We’re gonna

straighten you out!

This’ll fix you!

( both grunting )

Now let’s get that one!

( Mrs. Puff screams )

Barnacles!

Did you see that?

Yeah. That guy had

no front license plate.

Let’s get him!

( Mrs. Puff squealing )

( sirens blaring )

Hey, look at all

those police.

I wonder if the

president’s in town.

Look out!

It is with great pride

that I officially open

this unfinished bridge!

( Mrs. Puff screaming )

Where did I go wrong?

With the opening

of my new boating school,

I pledge that as long as

a student is willing to learn,

I shall never give up.

Hi, I’m SpongeBob

SquarePants.

( screaming )

( sirens blaring )

( truck horn blowing )

Hurry up with that truckload

of fruit punch!

The seniors are getting cranky.

( Mrs. Puff screaming )

( crash )

Alive!

I’m alive!

Oh, thank Neptune,

I’m still…

( crash )

( many crashes )

( sirens blaring,

truck creaking )

( juice splashes )

All right, seniors,

let’s open these windows

so the world can see

your nice, white clothes.

( juice splashes )

( over radio ):

♪ Gonna be a surfin’... ♪

( juice splashes )

♪ Surfin’ ♪

♪ Surfin’, it’s gonna…♪

It’s finally finished!

A memoir of my life,

written in red ink.

( juice splashes )

Oh, barnacles!

( siren blaring )

( groans )

SpongeBob, are you okay?

That depends.

Did I pass?

OFFICER:

Freeze!

You’re under arrest.

Hold it.

You can’t arrest him.

He’s just

a student driver.

We’re not talking

about him.

( door clangs )

But I don’t belong here!

It’s all a big mistake.

PRISONER:

Yeah, I don’t belong here,

either.

PRISONER 2:

Me, too. I’m innocent.

PRISONER 3:

I belong here!

Okay, you can do this, Puff.

You can get through this

without losing your sanity.

Oh, that’s a road we don’t want

to go down again.

Positives!

Think of the positives.

Let’s see…

I’ve got no more papers

to grade.

Yeah!

( laughs )

In… in fact, no more work.

No more boating school classes.

No more driving.

No more SpongeBob!

( sonar pinging )

No more phone solicitors.

No more SpongeBob.

No more company potlucks.

No more SpongeBob.

No more road rage.

No more SpongeBob.

No more insurance payments.

No more SpongeBob.

( increasingly manic ):

No more SpongeBob.

No more SpongeBob!

No more SpongeBob…!!

I think I’m going

to like this place.

SPONGEBOB:

Class just isn’t the same

without Mrs. Puff.

Just the thought of her,

alone and afraid in jail--

it makes me think about her

being along and afraid in jail.

I don’t know how

she’s going to survive.

( scatting cheerfully )

♪ Smelling the pretty roses. ♪

( laughing )

♪ Happiness is just

two kinds of ice cream. ♪

Oh, that poor woman.

And it’s all my fault.

Maybe if I go talk to Patrick,

he can ease my guilt.

Well, it sounds like

it’s all your fault.

Oh, you’re right.

Mrs. Puff’s in jail,

and it’s all because of me.

I’m such

a barnacle-head.

Poor Mrs. Puff.

I know! I got to get her out.

But to get her out of jail,

first we got to get in jail.

How we going

to do that?

SPONGEBOB ( shouting ):

All right, put the money

in the bag!

Put it in!

Um, you’re facing

the wrong way, sir.

( laughs )

( screaming ):

All right,

give me the money!

Will that be from your savings

or your checking account, sir?

Uh, savings.

May I please see

some identification?

Sure. There you go.

Thank you.

Sir, we are

showing a balance

of zero dollars

and zero cents

for both of your accounts.

Oh.

Next!

That went better

than expected.

Yeah, I didn’t think we’d get

Mrs. Puff out of jail this fast.

Don’t worry, Patrick,

we’ll get into jail this time.

Hey, there’s a couple.

( grunts )

GUARD:

Put your back in it, girls!

Look, Patrick,

there she is.

Mrs. Puff, wait!

( softly ):

It’s us-- SpongeBob

and Patrick.

( chuckling ):

That’s funny.

For a second, I thought

that yellow rock talked to me,

and its voice

sounded a lot like…

SpongeBob.

It’s me, SpongeBob.

( screams )

We’re going to bust you

out of here.

Come on, Mrs. Puff!

It’s you!

What are you

doing here?

Why did you follow

me in here?

Why?

All right,

Mrs. Puff.

It looks like

this heat’s gone

to your head.

If you’re going to talk

to rocks,

it’s time for you

to go on kitchen duty.

Yes!

It… it must be the heat.

Yes!

Darn it!

Okay, Patrick,

let’s get out of here!

No, wait!

SPONGEBOB:

There goes our deposit

on these costumes.

There you are!

Hey there,

Puff Mama!

What’s today’s grub?

Hi, Donna.

It’s chili, same as always.

Let me get you some.

( gasps )

Mrs. Puff,

it’s me, SpongeBob.

When are these horrific

hallucinations going to end?

No, it’s really me!

I brought Patrick

along, too!

Hi.

Why?!

Because we’re going

to set you free!

No, I mean, why’d you bring him?

( sniffs )

( chewing )

He likes chili.

Now quick, get in

before someone sees!

SpongeBob, I am not

going with you.

( laughs ):

That’s a good one,

Mrs. Puff.

Now hop in, come on.

SpongeBob,

I think she means it.

Oh, that’s crazy,

Patrick.

He’s right, SpongeBob.

I’m staying.

But why?

I like it here.

These are my people.

And besides, if I’m in here,

that means I won’t have

to deal with you…

( sniffling )

Uranium in

the water supply!

See? Crystal clear.

( gulping )

Ah. ( glass shatters )

Excuse us just

one second, Mrs. Puff.

Patrick,

she has lost it!

She’s completely

institutionalized.

She’s forgotten what

it’s like to live

on the outside--

to not be in prison.

( horns honking )

( telephone ringing )

WOMAN:

Coming to bed, honey?

Yes, dear.

We’ve got to remind

her there is life

other than this.

Mrs. Puff,

if you come with us,

I’ll stay after

school and decorate

the whole classroom!

For the last time, no!

I’m not going with you.

That’s final!

( calmly ):

Oh.

( chuckles )

Talking to inanimate objects

again, eh, Puff?

Hmm. Get back to your cell.

GUARD:

No more kitchen

time for you.

( gasps )

Quick, Mrs. Puff,

hop on.

Guards! Guards!

Come quick!

There’s a crazed

ex-student of mine

and his overweight

friend here

to break me out!

That’s just

raw material

used to make

coat hangers.

You need some rest.

( steam hisses )

Psst!

( screams )

Hop in, Mrs. Puff.

Guards! Guards!

Come look!

Whoa!

They don’t pay me enough

to do this job.

Mrs. Puff, up here!

( gasps ):

Guards!

Guards! They’re back!

What’s all the hubbub,

Puff?

They’re back!

BOTH:

Mrs. Puff, it’s us!

( sobbing )

( screaming )

( screaming )

What the barnacle

Is going on?

Get away from me!

Get away!

What are you talking

about, Puff?

MRS. PUFF:

You can’t fool me.

You’re SpongeBob

and that guy who

likes the chili.

Let’s face it, Puff,

you’ve gone off

the deep end.

Get in there, you!

You need a nice, long stay

in solitary confinement!

Oh, well…

Let’s look

at the positives again.

I’m finally away from those two.

Yes, all alone

in my nice, soft room.

SPONGEBOB:

Made of sponge.

( laughing )

( laughing )

( all SpongeBobs laughing )

( all SpongeBobs laughing )

( screaming )

I can pass the test,

Mrs. Puff!

I can pass the test!

( crash )

( many crashes )

( truck creaking )

( juice splashing )

( moaning )

POLICE OFFICER:

Freeze!

Your joyride’s over, punk!

( screaming ):

No!

What?

SPONGEBOB:

No, no!

What are you doing?

Help! Help!

No! No! Please!

I have a snail

to feed.

I can’t go to jail now.

This is not a good time.

No, please, please,

I’m not a criminal!

I can’t believe it.

It was all a dream.

I’m not going to jail!

Why would you

go to jail?

You already did

your time.

( screaming )

( sirens blaring )

Huh?

Oh, it’s just

my imagination again.

So what’s for dinner

tonight, Puff Mama,

chili?

( screaming )

( gasping )

Aw, forget it.

Episode Transcript: BONUS EPiSODE Clams (SpongeBob SquarePants) (transcript) (9/20/2002) [Closed Captioning][]

CLAMS

storyboard directors

Jay Lender

Sam Henderson

storyboard artist

Caleb Meurer

written by

Jay Lender

Sam Henderson

Mark O’Hare

animation director

Sean Dempsey

creative director

Derek Drymon

T  H  E

K  R  u  S  T  y

K  R  a  B

Uh…

What do you

like better?

The coral bits

or the nacho oyster skins?

I like neither.

Can I take your order?

How about

the barnacle rings?

Are they any good?

No. What will you have?

Well, uh, what’s your vote

on the kelp…

Sir, let’s just get

this out of the way.

I hate everything

on the menu.

Now what do you want?

Psst. Try

the coral bits.

Uh, I’ll try

the coral bits.

That’ll be one dollar.

( rings )

$ 1 . 0 0

*       #     %            =

$            1   .         0             0

#                  %                                #

( alarm blaring )

What’s going on?

Something stupid,

I’m sure.

( lively music playing )

Yippee!

( laughing )

( laughter continuing )

Whoo-hoo! Whoa! Whoa!

Whoo-ha! Whoo-ha! Whoo!

See? I told you.

What’s wrong

with Mr. Krabs?

( squeaking )

Nothing, lad.

Do you know

what this is?

A very dirty dollar?

No! This is my one millionth

dollar earned.

Every Krab’s goal in life

is to make a million dollars

and now I got mine.

Congratulations, sir.

You have just given me

my one millionth dollar.

Ha, great.

Uh, what do I win?

Nothing.

Now get out.

Uh, what?

Get out!

Everybody get out!

You’re spoiling me moment.

Me millionth dollar.

Congratulations,

Mr. Krabs.

Congratulate

yourselves, lads.

A captain’s nothing

without his loyal crew.

I mean, a crew like you

comes along

maybe once in a lifetime.

And to reward you

for helping me

make me millionth dollar,

I’m taking you on a trip.

Wow! A trip!

I can’t believe

it, Mr. Krabs.

Where are we going,

Fancy Springs?

No.

T O W E L S

Pamper Island?

Try again.

Oh, oh, oh!

Bikini Bottom

Folk Village.

Better than that.

Clam fishing?

This is the reward we get

for all our hard work?

Fishing for

stinky clams

in a smelly old boat

on a filthy lagoon?

S  .  S          C  H  E  A  P  S  K  A  T  E

S.S   CHEAPSKATE

You call this fun?

Aw, come on now,

Squidward.

Three fellas at sea

with nothing to do

but throw their lines

in the water,

catch a few clams

and then throw them back.

Don’t you think

that’s fun?

No.

And to think I could be wearing

a powdered wig right now.

Hey, Squidward,

you want me to

cast out over here

so you can watch me?

How about you

cast out over there

so I can ignore you.

Okay.

S   .     S  .          C   H   E      A   P    S   H  A

S   .     S  .          C   H   E     A   P    S   H   A

( sputtering )

( grunts )

Hey, watch where

you’re swinging that…

SpongeBob, be careful with…

( Squidward screaming )

Okay, I’ve

had enough.

( chuckling )

Oh, Squidward,

you got to lighten up.

Sure, the lad’s

a bit overeager,

but you’ve

got to learn

to roll with

the punches.

Go with the flow.

And don’t bring anything

on the boat

that you ain’t

prepared to lose.

( chuckles )

( gasps )

Me millionth dollar!

$                                                                  $

SpongeBob, wait!

$                                           $

SpongeBob, you hooked

me millionth dollar

S  .  S .   C  H E  A P  S K  A  T  E

on the back swing.

Reel it in before I keelhaul ya!

( ominous orchestral music

plays )

Oh, no.

SpongeBob, quick,

reel it in!

Can’t you hear

the music?

That’s a 4/4 string

ostinato in D minor.

Every sailor knows

that means death.

Reel it in before

it’s too late.

Hurry, SpongeBob!

$                           $

The music is getting faster!

There you are,

you stinking bilge rats!

Stop playing that music!

Stop it, please!

I’m begging ya.

Come on, honey.

You can make it!

Swim faster!

$            $

Come to me, baby!

Come on back!

$       $

Hurry, SpongeBob!

Here she comes.

S .    S  .       C  H    E   A   P     S  K     A   T     E

Oh, please, please,

please, please.

Please, please,

please.

She made it!

Yeah!

Yeah, oh, oh! Oh, ho-ho!

For a second or two,

I thought she was a goner.

( ominous orchestral music

resumes )

A    P     S    K     A    T     E

( bawling )

So, some trip,

eh, Mr. Krabs?

Oh, Squidward,

you’re never

gonna believe it.

A giant blue-lipped clam

ate me millionth dollar!

( bawling )

I lost me dollar

and I’ll never

get it back.

Never, never, never, never.

I’ve never seen Mr. Krabs

so broken up.

( sobbing )

Oh, please.

He’s such a

drama queen.

Come on,

Mr. Krabs.

Drop the act.

( blubbering )

Mr. Krabs, it’s

just a stupid dollar.

( blubbering )

For Pete’s sake,

Mr. Krabs.

Suck it up!

( blubbering )

Mr. Krabs.

( wailing )

Mr. Krabs.

( blubbering )

Okay, okay,

Mr. Krabs.

We’ll help you get

your dollar back.

You will?

Great!

Wait right here.

Here’s where clam fishing

gets serious.

S . S .   C H E A P S K A T E

Okay, you boys man

the fishing poles.

And I’ll keep me eyes peeled

for Old Blue Lip.

Aye, aye, Captain!

And remember, we don’t leave

until we catch that clam

and rescue me dollar.

( bird squawking )

That’s it.

I’m finished.

We’ve been here

for three days

and haven’t gotten a nibble.

This is hopeless!

Yeah, and I’ve got to

get home to feed Gary.

We’re gonna die out here

just because a clam ate

Mr. Krabs’ stupid dollar.

Well, if he wants

his dollar back,

I say we give it to him.

Know what I mean?

Huh? Huh? Huh?

Oh, I get you.

( jabbering )

BOTH:

Mr. Krabs! Mr. Krabs!

♪ Look what we got. ♪

Oh, could it be…

Me millionth dollar?

( laughing )

Whoo-hoo! Whoa! Whoa-hoo!

( laughing )

( laughing uncontrollably )

Whoo-hoo! Whoa!

Wait a minute.

( squeaking )

This isn’t me millionth dollar.

This is an ordinary dollar

that’s been crumpled up,

torn slightly,

soaked in the lagoon

and kissed with Coral Blue

Number Two Semi-Gloss Lipstick.

$                                           💋            $

Actually, it’s Coral Blue

Number Three.

I trusted you,

and you gave me this?!

I can’t believe

me own crew would betray me

like this.

( sobbing )

No. Uh-uh.

No. We will not

be swayed by

tears anymore.

I see.

Then I guess I have no choice

but to offer a reward.

You’re kidding?

Whoo! Is it

another fishing trip?

No.

It’s this sandwich.

A sandwich?

You expect me

to break my back

over a sandwich?

Not a sandwich.

The sandwich.

Whatever.

We’ve got plenty

more to…

( water splashing )

…eat.

Now I think

we understand each other.

Nobody eats until I get

my millionth dollar back.

Uh, SpongeBob,

can I have a

word with you?

Have you noticed

that Mr. Krabs

has gone

completely insane?!

What do you mean?

Just look at him.

( sobbing )

R   .  i  .  P .

ME

M i L L i O N T H

D o L  L A R

Squidward, he’s lost something

near and dear to him.

Haven’t you…?

( sobbing )

Look again.

( sobbing )

( giggling )

You’re right.

How do we get out of here?

If we’re

real quiet,

we can sneak over

to the lifeboat.

Okay.

( screaming )

So, you thought

you’d skip out

on old Krabs, did you?

Even after you

promised to help me.

I know what you’re thinking.

“It’s just a dumb old dollar.”

“Let’s just leave the old man.”

“He won’t notice.”

( sobbing )

Well, it’s not going down

like that.

There’s only one use for a

backstabbing crew like you:

live bait.

S .      S

You’re crazy.

If that clam didn’t come before,

what makes you think

he’ll come now?

Oh, he’ll come.

( ominous music plays )

( screaming )

Mr. Krabs, listen.

I work with SpongeBob

all day long,

so I know what I’m taking

about when I say…

you are completely

out of your mind!

( giggling )

Get us out of here!

Come on,

fresh meat!

( screaming )

Keep thrashing!

He likes it!

S.S. CHEAPSKATE

( screaming )

Come on, boy!

Closer.

Almost there.

$                            $

( roaring )

That’s it!

S . S .

( screaming )

Aha!

Whoo-hoo-hoo-hoo!

Look, boys!

I finally got it!

I finally got

me millionth dollar!

( orchestra plays scary theme )

S . S .

Oh, poor Mr. Krabs.

Gone forever

out of our lives.

Why couldn’t it

have been me?

Yes. Why couldn’t

it have been you?

( sobbing )

Why did he have to

go like this? Why?

Why did he have

to go like this

and leave me tied

to this idiot?

( both sobbing )

MR. KRABS:

Hello, boys!

Mr. Krabs? Mr. Krabs?

Have you boys met…

me millionth dollar?

( chuckles )

Wow! How did you

get it back?

It wasn’t easy.

S . S . C H E A P S

Old Blue Lips is

quite the fighter.

So, eventually,

we settled on a trade.

What did you

give him?

Nothing important.

( chuckles )

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Mr. Lawrence                                                                                            …………………….. Sheldon J. Plankton (character),

                                                                                                 Incidental 37A (Gus), Incidental 17 (Perry), Incidental 39 (Lou),

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                                                                                                                                                                       Little girl (debut) (Kid)

Carlos AlazraQui                                                                                                                              ……………………….. Scooter,

                                                                                                                                                                    Incidental 37B (Martin),

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June Tedesco

PRODUCTiON ASSiSTANTS

Marcy Dewey

Derek iversen

SHEET TiMiNG

Andrew Overtoom

KEY ANiMATiON FOR WAVES

Kathleen Quaife

FiNAL CHECKER

Karen Shaffer

POST PRODUCTiON DiRECTOR

Heather Adams

POST PRODUCTiON SUPERViSOR

Wendi McNeese

POST PRODUCTiON ASSiSTANTS

Michael Petak

Mishelle Smith

Jeff Adams

ADDiTiONAL POST PRODUCTiON SERViCES

Michael Petak

Mishelle Smith

Jeff Adams

PiCTURE EDiTOR

Lynn Hobson

POST PRODUCTiON SOUND

SUPERViSOR AND MiXER

Timothy J. BorQuez

SOUND FX DESiGNER AND EDiTOR

Jeffrey Hutchins

DiALOGUE EDiTOR

Gabriel Rosas

RE-RECORDiNG MiXERS

Timothy J. BorQuez

Timothy J. Garrity

Eric Freeman

FOLEY ARTiST

Monette Holderer

MUSiC EDiTOR

Nicolas Carr

MUSiC COMPOSED BY

The Blue Hawaiians

Sage Guyton & Jeremy Wakefield

Steven Belfer

Brad Carow

MUSiC CONTRiBUTiONS

Lovecat Music

SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS

THEME SONG

LYRiCS BY

Stephen Hillenburg

Derek Drymon

COMPOSED BY

Hank Smith Music

PERFORMED BY

Pat Pinney

ON-LiNE EDiTORS

Kip Gibson

Barry Cohen

Dan Aguliar

DAViNCi COLORiST

Dexter P.

POST PRODUCTiON SERViCES

Todd Ao-Hollywood Digital

Hacienda Post

The Post Group

Encore Video

ANiMATiON SERViCES

Rough Draft Studios, Korea

OVERSEAS SUPERViSOR

Doug Williams

LiVE ACTiON iSLAND FOOTAGE BY

Bad Clams Productions, inc.

TiTLE STiLL PHOTOGRAPHY BY

David Frapwell

DEVELOPED BY

Derek Drymon

Tim Hill

Nicholas R. Jennings

PRODUCTiON EXECUTiVE

Eric Coleman

EXECUTiVE iN CHARGE OF

PRODUCTiON

Brian A. Miller

“PRESSURE”

EXECUTiVE PRODUCER

Stephen Hillenburg

LiNE PRODUCER

Donna Castricone

ART DiRECTOR

Nicholas R. Jennings

SUPERViSiNG DiRECTOR

Alan Smart

STORYBOARD SUPERViSOR

Sherm Cohen

STORY EDiTOR

Merriwether Williams

WRiTERS

Merriwether Williams

Mark O’Hare

David B. Fain

Derek Drymon

Stephen Hillenburg

Carolyn Lawrence             ……………… Sandy Cheeks (character)

Tom Kenny …………………. SpongeBob SquarePants (character),

                                                                             Seagulls (Seagull)

Bill Fagerbakke                    ……………….. Patrick Star (character)

Rodger Bumpass          …………. Squidward Tentacles (character)

Clancy Brown              ………………. Eugene H. Krabs (character)

Mr. Lawrence …………………………………….. Seagulls (Seagull)

CASTiNG DiRECTOR

Donna Grillo Gonzales

CASTiNG and MUSiC COORDiNATOR

Jennie Monica

EXECUTiVE ASSiSTANT

Elise McCollum

RECORDiNG SUPERViSOR

Krandal Crews

RECORDiNG ENGiNEER

Justin Brinsfield

PRODUCTiON AUDiO SUPERViSOR

Tony Ostyn

ANiMATiC SUPERViSOR

Paul Finn

ANiMATiC EDiTOR

Brian Robitaille

ASSiSTANT STORYBOARD ARTiSTS

Zeus Cervas

Heather Martinez

Caleb Meurer

ORiGiNAL CHARACTER DESiGN

Stephen Hillenburg

CHARACTER DESiGNER

Todd White

PROP DESiGNER

Thaddeus Paul Couldron

CHARACTER CLEAN-UP

Eduardo Acosta

LAYOUT SUPERViSOR

Kenny Pittenger

BG LAYOUT DESiGN

John Seymore

Paula Spence

“JELLYFiSH HUNTER”

“NASTY PATTY”

“DOiNG TiME”

“CLAMS”

EXECUTiVE PRODUCER

Stephen Hillenburg

SUPERViSiNG PRODUCER

Derek Drymon

LiNE PRODUCER

Helen Kalafatic

ART DiRECTOR

Nicholas R. Jennings

SUPERViSiNG DiRECTOR

Alan Smart

STORYBOARD SUPERViSOR

Sherm Cohen

EXECUTiVE STORY EDiTOR

Merriwether Williams

WRiTERS

Mark O’Hare

Kent Osborne

Derek Drymon

Stephen Hillenburg

Dee Bradley Baker                                                                              …… Sandals (character), Small Clams,

                                                                                                               Old Bluelip (debut) (Clam)

Rodger Bumpass                                                         …………. Squidward Tentacles (character)

Tom Kenny ………….. SpongeBob SquarePants (character), Gary the Snail (character) (cameo)

Clancy Brown                                                           ……………….. Eugene H. Krabs (character),

                                                                                               Krabs Senior (debut; deleted scene)

Bill Fagerbakke …………………………………………………………………………………….. Hans

CASTiNG DiRECTOR

Donna Grillo Gonzales

CASTiNG AND MUSiC COORDiNATOR

Jennie Monica

EXECUTiVE ASSiSTANT

Nathan Johnson

SUPERViSiNG RECORDiNG ENGiNEER

Krandal Crews

2ND RECORDiNG ENGiNEER

Justin Brinsfield

STUDiO ASSiSTANT

Mishelle Smith

PRODUCTiON DiALOGUE SUPERViSOR

Tony Ostyn

ANiMATiC SUPERViSOR

Paul Finn

ANiMATiC EDiTOR

Brian Robitaille

ASSiSTANT STORYBOARD ARTiSTS

Zeus Cervas

Rob Rosen

Ted Seko

Heather Martinez

ORiGiNAL CHARACTER DESiGN

Stephen Hillenburg

CHARACTER DESiGNER

Todd White

PROP DESiGNER

Thaddeus Paul Coldron

CHARACTER CLEAN-UP

Eduardo Acosta

LAYOUT SUPERViSOR

Kenny Pittenger

BG LAYOUT DESiGN

John Seymore

Paula Spence

BACKGROUND PAiNTERS

Peter Bennett

Michael Chen

Andy "Spike" Clark

Calvin G. Liang

BG SCANNiNG DEPARTMENT

Stephen Christian

Steven Kellams

Eric Stanton

COLOR KEY SUPERViSOR

Teale Reon Wang

COLOR STYLiST

Dene Ann Heming

PRODUCTiON MANAGER

June Bliss

PRODUCTiON COORDiNATORS

Michelle Bryan

Marcy Lynn Dewey

PRODUCTiON ASSiSTANTS

JacQueline Buscarino

Derek iversen

FiNAL CHECKERS

Bob Hathcock

Karen Shaffer

SHEET TiMER

Juli Murphy Hashiguchi

POST PRODUCTiON SUPERViSOR

Eric Weyenberg

ASSiSTANT EDiTOR

Jeff Adams

ADDiTiONAL POST PRODUCTiON

SERViCES

Justin Smith

PiCTURE EDiTOR

Lynn Hobson

Margaret Hou

POST PRODUCTiON SOUND

SUPERViSOR AND MiXER

Timothy J. BorQuez

SOUND FX DESiGNER AND EDiTOR

Jeffrey Hutchins

DiALOGUE EDiTOR

Tony Ostyn

RE-RECORDiNG MiXERS

Roy Braverman

Eric Freeman

FOLEY

Monette Becktold

Krickett Jones

MUSiC EDiTOR

Nicolas Carr

MUSiC COMPOSED BY

Jeremy Wakefield

Nicolas Carr

SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS

THEME SONG

LYRiCS BY

Stephen Hillenburg

Derek Drymon

COMPOSED BY

Hank Smith Music

PERFORMED BY

Pat Pinney

ON-LiNE EDiTORS

Barry Cohen

Lynn Hobson

Margaret Hou

DAViNCi COLORiST

Dexter P.

POST PRODUCTiON SERViCES

Hacienda Post

Hollywood Digital

Encore

ANiMATiON SERViCES

Rough Draft Studios, Korea

OVERSEAS SUPERViSOR

Doug Williams

LiVE ACTiON iSLAND FOOTAGE BY

Bad Clams Productions, inc.

TiTLE STiLL PHOTOGRAPHY BY

David Frapwell

STOCK FOOTAGE PROViDED BY

image Bank Film by Getty images

Archieve Film by Getty images

DEVELOPED BY

Derek Drymon

Tim Hill

Nicholas R. Jennings

PRODUCTiON EXECUTiVE

Eric Coleman

EXECUTiVE iN CHARGE

OF PRODUCTiON

Lolee Aries

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