SpongeBob SquarePants: Sponge Buddies VHS (transcript) (3/12/2002) (2001)

VHS Release Date: March 12, 2002 - 2001

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Theme Song Transcript: SpongeBob SquarePants Intro (5/1/1999) [Closed Captioning][]

ARE YOU READY, KIDS?

Kids:

AYE, AYE, CAPTAIN!

I CAN’T HEAR YOU.

( louder ):

AYE, AYE, CAPTAIN!

♪ OH… ♪

♪ WHO LIVES IN A PINEAPPLE

UNDER THE SEA? ♪

♪ SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS! ♪

♪ ABSORBENT AND YELLOW

AND POROUS IS HE ♪

♪ SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS! ♪

♪ IF NAUTICAL NONSENSE

BE SOMETHING YOU WISH ♪

♪ SPONGEBOB SQUARE PANTS! ♪

♪ THEN DROP ON THE DECK

AND FLOP LIKE A FISH ♪

♪ SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS! ♪

♪ READY?

SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS! ♪

♪ SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS! ♪

( laughs heartily )

SpongeBob

SQuarePaNtS

( plays airy tune )

created by

Stephen Hillenburg

Episode Transcript: Jellyfishing (SpongeBob SquarePants) (transcript) (7/31/1999) [Closed Captioning][]

JELLYFiSHiNg

storyboard director

Steve Fonti

storyboard artist

Chris Mitchell

written by

Steve Fonti

Chris Mitchell

Peter Burns

Tim Hill

animation director

Alan Smart

creative director

Derek Drymon

( buzzing )

( with French accent ):

AH.

IT IS THE EARLY MORNING

IN BIKINI BOTTOM

WHEN THE JELLYFISH

ARE BUZZING ABOUT

MAKING THEIR JELLYFISH JELLY.

OH, WHAT IS HAPPENING HERE?

COLLECTORS?

( chirps happily )

( loud, thrash music plays )

( music stops abruptly )

( howling in pain )

( music resumes )

( buzzing approaches )

( singing nonchalantly )

SpongeBob:

I THINK I GOT IT.

NO, WAIT A MINUTE.

( electricity crackling,

Patrick yelps )

Both:

GO, GO, GO, GO!

( buzzing angrily )

Both:

OOH! OUCH! OOH-OOH!

Both:

OOH! OUCH! OOH-OOH!

OUCH! OOH!

HMM.

HEY, SQUIDWARD.

WE’RE JELLYFISHING.

( groans )

OF COURSE YOU ARE.

BYE, NOW.

WAIT!

WE MADE A NET

ESPECIALLY FOR YOU.

DO YOU WANT

TO COME WITH US?

REALLY?

JELLYFISHING WITH YOU GUYS?

OH, THAT WOULD BE

THE BEST DAY EVER IN MY BOOK.

I WOULD LOVE TO

GO JELLYFISHING.

I CAN’T THINK OF ANYTHING I’D

LOVE TO DO MORE ON MY DAY OFF

I CAN’T THINK OF ANYTHING I’D

LOVE TO DO MORE ON MY DAY OFF

THAN GO

JELLYFISHING

WITH MY

TWO BEST FRIENDS

SPONGEBOB

AND… UH…

PATRICK.

RIGHT.

BUT I CAN’T, BYE-BYE.

NEXT TIME?

OH, SURE.

RIGHT.

WHATEVER.

( to himself ):

LIKE THAT’LL

EVER HAPPEN.

YOU KNOW, PATRICK,

IT ALWAYS SEEMS

LIKE SQUIDWARD NEVER

HAS TIME FOR FUN.

MAYBE HE DOESN’T LIKE US

NO, ARE YOU KIDDING?

WE’RE HIS BEST FRIENDS.

( laughing nastily )

JELLYFISHING!

( laughs and snorts )

( sarcastically ):

OH, I’LL GO.

( laughs )

I SURE HAD THEM GOING.

( cackles )

( jellyfish buzzing )

( laughing )

( buzzing )

( laughing )

( buzzing )

( laughing )

( buzzing )

( laughing )

( buzzing )

( laughing )

( buzzing )

( laughing )

( buzzing )

( gags )

STUPID JELLYFISH, BEAT IT!

WHOA!

WHOA… WHA… WHA…

OW! OOH! WHOA!

AH! OOH! AH! OOH!

( screams )

( explosion )

OW.

Friends

( wheelchair motor whirring )

SQUID’S BACK.

( phone ringing )

HELLO.

HEY, PATRICK,

SQUID’S HOME

AND WE’RE GOING

TO MAKE SURE

HE’S GREETED BY

HIS TWO BEST FRIENDS.

OH, GREAT,

WHO ARE THEY?

US.

LET’S GO.

( wheelchair motor whirring )

( noisemakers blare )

WELCOME HOME

WELCOME HOME,

SQUIDWARD!

MERRY CHRISTMAS!

SpongeBob:

WE’RE GOING

TO MAKE THIS

YOUR BEST DAY

EVER!

( motor revs )

WELL, YOUR BEST DAY’S

SURE NOT GOING

TO BE OUT THERE.

HOW ABOUT SOME SOUP

ON YOUR BEST DAY EVER?

HOW ABOUT SOME SOUP

ON YOUR BEST DAY EVER?

BEST DAY

EVER

HERE WE GO.

( mumbles in protest )

OH, IT’S A LITTLE HOT.

( Squidward groans in pain )

HUH!

( blows

strongly )

BD

A

( moans )

( blows

strongly )

EV

BD

Y

A

( whimpers )

EV

BD

Y

A

S

( inhaling deeply )

I-I-I DON’T THINK

SOUP IS

THE BEST THING

FOR HIM

EV

BD

Y

A

S

ON HIS BEST DAY

EVER.

HOW ABOUT SOME MUSIC

ON YOUR BEST DAY EVER?

HOW ABOUT SOME MUSIC

ON YOUR BEST DAY EVER?

PLAYED ON YOUR

VERY OWN CLARINET?

( takes a deep breath )

( reedy, squeaky blare )

SORRY, MY LIPS

ARE A LITTLE DRY.

( smacks lips together )

( clears throat,

lick lips wetly )

( clears throat,

lick lips wetly )

( licking lips wetly

and noisily )

( licking lips wetly

and noisily )

( licking lips wetly

and noisily )

( blows raspberry )

MM-HMM, MM-HMM.

( takes a deep breath )

MUSIC ISN’T BEST, EITHER.

BUT WHAT IS BEST

IS WHAT WE SAVED

FOR LAST--

THE ONE SURE-FIRE THING

TO MAKE YOUR BEST DAY EVER

THE BEST DAY EVER.

SpongeBob and Patrick:

JELLYFISHING, JELLYFISHING

JELLYFISHING, JELLYFISHING,

JELLYFISHING, JELLYFISHING

JELLYFISHING, JELLYFISHING!

THIS IS

JELLYFISH FIELDS

WHERE WILD JELLYFISH ROAM

JUST WAITING TO BE CAPTURED.

( wheelchair motor whirring )

NO, NO, SQUID, OVER HERE.

I KNOW YOU’RE EAGER

BUT YOU DON’T EVEN

HAVE YOUR NET.

PATRICK, FIX HIM UP

WHILE I FIND HIM

A GOOD SPECIMEN.

FIRMLY GRASP IT

IN YOUR HAND.

FIRMLY GRASP IT.

FIRMLY GRASP IT!

( loud crunch )

( muffled howling )

THAT OUGHT TO DO IT.

( jellyfish buzzing )

THERE’S ONE

IN POSITION.

READY…

SET…

GO! GO, SQUID! YOU GOT IT!

YOU GOT IT.

GO, SQUID!

GO, SQUIDDER!

GO, GO, GO! YES, YOU GOT IT!

GET IT, SQUIDDER!

I THINK WE

BETTER SHOW HIM

HOW IT’S DONE.

( to the tune of “On

the Beautiful Blue Danube” ):

♪ DA-DA-DA-DA-DUM ♪

( to the tune of “On

the Beautiful Blue Danube” ):

♪ DA-DA-DA-DA-DUM ♪

♪ DA-DA-DA-DA-DUM… ♪

( in deeper voice ):

♪ DA-DA-DA-DA-DUM… ♪

♪ DA-DA-DA-DA-DUM. ♪

( buzzes melody )

Both:

♪ DA-DA-DA-DA-DUM… ♪

♪ DA-DA-DA ♪

♪ DA-DA-DA-DA-DA-

DA-DUM-DA-DUM-DUM. ♪

♪ DA-DA-DA-DA-DA-

DA-DUM-DA-DUM-DUM. ♪

♪ DA-DA-DA-DA-DA-

DA-DUM-DA-DUM-DUM. ♪

( SpongeBob and Patrick

yelling in pain, jellyfish

buzzing )

( SpongeBob and Patrick

yelling in pain, jellyfish

buzzing )

( jellyfish buzzing )

( electricity crackling )

( snarls )

OOH! OOH! OW! OW! OW!

HEY, LOOK,

SQUID’S DOING IT.

GO, SQUID,

SQUIDSTER, GET ‘EM, SQUID!

YOU’RE DOING IT!

Patrick:

GO SQUID!

( wheelchair motor whirring )

( wheelchair stops abruptly )

( whirring resumes )

( muffled ):

AHA!

( muffled cackling )

( whimpers )

THIS GUY’S GOOD.

HE’S A NATURAL.

SpongeBob:

YOU GOT IT!

YOU’RE

DOING GREAT!

Patrick:

GO, SQUID, GO!

KEEP DOING IT,

SQUID.

SEE WHAT YOU’VE

BEEN MISSING?

YEAH, YOU GOT IT, SQUID.

GO, SQUID, GO!

USE THAT NET.

BE THE NET.

YEAH, YOU’RE FEELING

IT, SQUID.

YEAH, YOU’RE FEELING

IT, SQUID.

ALL THE WAY, TAKE

HIM ALL THE WAY.

ALL THE WAY, TAKE

HIM ALL THE WAY.

GO, GO, GO.

YOU GOT ‘EM NOW.

IT’S IN THE BAG!

THIS IS REALLY

YOUR BEST DAY

EVER, ISN’T IT?

( loud zap )

OOH. OOH.

( both groaning and wincing )

HEY, PATRICK.

WELL…

( hesitantly ):

I THOUGHT YESTERDAY WENT

PRETTY WELL, DON’T YOU THINK?

I HAD FUN.

ME, TOO.

HERE COMES SQUIDWARD.

OH, GREAT.

( hospital bed whirring )

HEY, SQUID,

HOW ABOUT THAT…

BEST DAY EVER.

THERE’S ALWAYS

TOMORROW.

WE’RE REALLY SORRY

ABOUT WHAT HAPPENED

YESTERDAY, SQUIDWARD.

WE GOT YOU A PRESENT.

( buzzing )

SpongeBob:

IT’S THE JELLYFISH.

YOU KNOW,

FROM YESTERDAY.

YOU’RE NOT STILL

MAD, ARE YOU?

YEP, HE’S STILL MAD.

( jellyfish buzzing angrily )

( hollering )

( cackling )

( giant jellyfish buzzing )

( stops laughing )

( zap )

( glass shatters )

OW.

Episode Transcript: Dying for Pie (SpongeBob SquarePants) (transcript) (1/27/2001) [Closed Captioning][]

DYiNG

FOR

PiE

storyboard directed by

Aaron Springer

storyboard artists

C.H. Greenblatt

Erik Wiese

written by

Aaron Springer

C.H. Greenblatt

Merriwether Williams

animation director

Edgar Larrazabal

creative director

Derek Drymon

( playing jazzy melody )

( sour note sounding )

ORDER UP, SQUIDWARD!

( note coming from bell )

( alarm ringing )

S

THE

KRuSTy

KRaB

Don’t Ask ME

About My Day

HEY, HEY, SQUIDWARD,

DID YOU SEE ME?

OKAY, SEE YOU LATER,

SQUIDINATER.

GOOD MORNING,

MR. SQUIDWARD.

SO, ARE YOU READY?

TO GO HOME?

NO, TO EXCHANGE

GIFTS

FOR EMPLOYEE

BROTHERHOOD DAY.

MR. KRABS, YOU PAY ME

TO STAND BEHIND

THIS REGISTER

AND TAKE ORDERS

AND GIVE CHANGE

BUT YOU COULD NEVER

PAY ME ENOUGH

TO ACT BROTHERLY TOWARD…

THAT GUY!

HMM.

( laughs )

THAT ATTITUDE OF

YOURS

IS PRECISELY WHY

WE’RE HAVING THIS

LITTLE SHENANIGAN.

NOW, PAY ATTENTION!

THE LAD’S GOT

A SURPRISE FOR YOU.

SQUIDWARD, IN HONOR

OF EMPLOYEE BROTHERHOOD

I PRESENT TO YOU A GIFT…

TA-DAH!

I ❤️ U

Squidward:

“I HEART YOU.”

TRY IT ON,

MR. SQUIDWARD!

IT’S GOT YOU

WRITTEN ALL OVER IT.

I WASN’T SURE HOW BIG

TO MAKE THE HOLE

FOR THE HEAD

SO I USED A WATERMELON

FOR SIZE.

( straining )

DO YOU LOVE IT?

IT’S A LITTLE ITCHY.

WHAT’S THIS THING MADE OF?

EYELASHES!

( whimpers )

NOW, MAY I RESUME

MY MINIMUM-WAGE DUTIES?

AFTER YOU PRESENT

YOUR BROTHERHOOD GIFT.

I’LL BUY THE LITTLE TWERP

A GUMBALL.

OH, NO, NO, NO, LAD;

YOU KNOW THE RULES--

YOU HAVE TO MAKE

THE GIFT.

THE ONLY THING I’M MAKING

IS FOR THE EXIT.

IS THIS ANY BETTER,

SQUIDWARD?

I MADE THIS ONE WITH MY TEARS.

( groans )

I KNEW YOU’D COME AROUND, BOY.

MAKE SOMETHING NICE.

WHY CAN’T I JUST BUY SOMETHING

FOR THE LITTLE WEIRDO?

Man:

HEAVE HO!

IF YOU DROP ONE SINGLE

SLICE OF ME BOOTY

I’LL HAVE… YOUR BOOTY!

( straining )

HI, THERE.

THOSE HOMEMADE PIES

SURE LOOK GOOD.

OH, THESE AREN’T HOMEMADE.

THEY WERE MADE IN A FACTORY…

A BOMB FACTORY.

THEY’RE BOMBS.

OH, WELL, THAT’S TOO BAD.

I THOUGHT THEY WERE PIES

AND I WANTED TO BUY ONE.

WAIT!

WE WERE JUST KIDDING

ABOUT ALL THAT

BOMB STUFF.

THAT’LL BE

25 BUCKS, PLEASE.

SO, WHAT FLAVOR IS IT?

CHERRY. APPLE.

RASPBERRY.

WELL, IF IT GETS

OLD MAN KRABS

OFF MY BACK.

OKAY, HERE IT IS,

MR. KRABS

FRESH FROM THE OVEN.

I’LL BE RETURNING

TO MY LIFE NOW.

NOT YET!

I GOT TO MAKE SURE

YOU DID IT RIGHT.

WAIT A

SECOND…

THIS WOULD GO GREAT

WITH SOME MILK.

OOP.

M

MiLk

( tremendous explosion )

SO, YOU TRIED TO KILL ME

OVER A LITTLE NEW-AGE

MANAGEMENT, EH?

BUT MR. KRABS,

I HAD NO IDEA.

I CAN EXPLAIN.

MR. KRABS, ARE YOU OKAY?

I HEARD A… WOW!

A PIE!

IT’S FROM SQUIDWARD.

“TO SPONGEBOB…

from: S QUIDWar d

To: S PoNgeBoB

We ll

Here you

Go

WELL, HERE YOU GO.”

25 DOLLARS?

A BOMB?

Both:

IN THE KRUSTY KRAB?!

THAT’S WHERE

YOU LEFT IT.

IT’S NOT THERE.

SpongeBob:

HEY, GUYS.

MM-MM-MM-MM-MM.

THANKS FOR THE PIE, SQUIDWARD.

( singing )

YOU HAD TO KILL HIM.

THE BOY CRIES YOU

A SWEATER OF TEARS

AND YOU KILL HIM.

HOW ARE YOU GOING

TO LIVE WITH YOURSELF?

KILL HIM?

HERE’S YOUR ORDER, SIR.

THANKS.

( explosion )

NO, NO, WHAT WE GOT…

WE GOT TO CALL THE HOSPITAL.

WON’T DO ANY GOOD--

I’VE SEEN THIS BEFORE.

WHEN THAT PIE

GOES UP TO BAT--

I MEAN, HITS HIS

LOWER INTESTINE--

BOOM!

YOU’VE SEEN THIS

BEFORE?!

11 TIMES, AS

A MATTER OF FACT.

( dialing )

YES, HELLO,

DOCTOR? HOSPITAL?

IT WON’T DO ANY GOOD?

ELEVEN TIMES?!

OH!

OH, HE’S A GONER.

HOW DO WE TELL HIM?

DON’T TELL HIM--

THAT’LL ONLY MAKE HIM

FEEL WORSE.

THE WAY I SEE IT,

HE’S ONLY GOT TILL SUNSET.

WHY RUINS HIS

LAST DAY ON EARTH?

THE LAD DESERVES

TO ENJOY HIS FINAL HOURS.

( spongebob singing )

YOU’RE RIGHT, MR. KRABS!

( sobbing )

I’M GOING TO MAKE

SPONGEBOB’S FINAL HOURS

THE BEST HE’S EVER

HAD.

AND THIS TIME,

THERE’S GOING TO BE LOVE--

SO MUCH HE’S GOING

TO DROWN IN IT!

DROWN IN IT!

“NOTE TO SELF:

WATCH OUT FOR SQUIDWARD.”

( singing )

UH, SPONGEBOB?

♪ YES? ♪

I FORGOT TO TELL YOU

THERE’S A PART TWO

TO YOUR GIFT.

“PART TWO”?

PART TWO, PART TWO,

PART TWO…

UH, PLEASE

DON’T DO THAT.

WHAT’S FOR PART

TWO?

WELL, WHAT’S THE MOST FUN

THING

YOU CAN THINK OF?

ACTUALLY,

I KEEP A LIST

OF THE MOST FUN THINGS

I LIKE TO DO.

I CALL IT MY

“FRIENDSHIP LIST.”

GREAT…

UH, LET ME SEE IT.

THE THINGS

THAT ARE EXTRA FUN

I’VE WRITTEN IN RED.

EVERYTHING’S IN RED.

YEAH, I KNOW.

WE’D BETTER START NOW

IF WANT TO GET

THROUGH THIS LIST

BEFORE YOU DIE…

OF ANTICIPATION.

THEN LET’S ROLL!

BYE, MR. KRABS.

( crying )

HELP

wanted

HEADS UP, SQUIDWARD--

LOOKS LIKE THEY’RE

GOING TO REPLACE YOU.

YEAH.

UH, NOW LET’S HAVE

A LOOK AT THAT LIST.

WELL, THE FIRST THING

I WANT TO DO

IS SHOW MY BEST FRIEND,

SQUIDWARD

TO EVERYBODY IN

TOWN.

HI THERE, THIS IS

MY BEST FRIEND, SQUIDWARD.

HEY, KIDS, CHECK IT OUT:

THIS IS MY BEST FRIEND,

SQUIDWARD.

HI, I WANT TO SHOW YOU

MY BEST FRIEND, SQUIDWARD.

HEY, FRANK.

GLAD THAT’S OVER.

GOOD, ‘CAUSE WE’RE ON

TO OUR NEXT ACTIVITY.

WHICH IS…?

I’M GOING TO SHOW

MY BEST FRIEND,

SQUIDWARD

TO EVERYONE IN TOWN

WEARING A SALMON SUIT.

YOU’RE GOING TO BE

WEARING A SALMON SUIT?

( laughs )

THAT’S A GOOD ONE,

SQUIDWARD!

NEXT!

FrieNdship

✔ S how Squid ward

✔ In a S al mo n S u i t

KNOCK-KNOCK JOKES.

HEY, SQUID, KNOCK-KNOCK.

WHO’S THERE?

I AM!

( laughing )

( pretends to laugh )

OH, YEAH…

✔ K n o c k — K n o c k

( beeping )

LOOK OUT, EVERYONE,

FRIENDS IN REVERSE!

( beeping )

✔ Re ve r s e

Both:

OO…

✔ A c t l i ke a p

TURN LEFT, AND… STOP.

SEE, THAT’S WHAT

IT WOULD BE LIKE

IF YOU HAD ME

FOR A FACE.

I CAN’T BREATHE.

✔ T r a d e F a c e s

ARE YOU SURE

YOU SHOULD BE

POKING IT LIKE THAT?

WHO’S THE DOCTOR HERE?

✔ O p e n — h e a r t

( spongebob exclaiming )

✔ J u g g l ing

( spongebob exclaiming )

FrieNdship

✔ S how Squid ward

✔ In a S al mo n S u i t

THE LAST THING

ON THE LIST IS…

DOES IT INVOLVE

MORE DISMEMBERMENT?

“WATCH THE SUNSET

WITH SQUIDWARD”

“SUNSET”?

THE WAY I SEE IT,

THE LAD’S GOT

UNTIL SUNSET

BEFORE THAT BOMBS HITS

HIS LOWER INTESTINE.

HEY, IT’S MR. KRABS.

HI, MR. KRABS.

( weeping )

OKAY, SEE YOU LATER.

COME ON, BUDDY--

YOU WANT A SUNSET.

YOU’LL GET A SUNSET.

SpongeBob:

AH… UNDERWATER SUNSETS

SURE ARE BEAUTIFUL

EH, SQUIDWARD?

YEAH.

YEAH, THIS IS GREAT

JUST THE THREE OF US--

YOU, ME

AND THIS BRICK WALL

YOU BUILT BETWEEN US.

YEAH…

SUNSETS REMIND ME

OF BOWLS OF FRUIT.

WHAT DO THEY MADE YOU THINK

OF, SQUIDWARD?

( laughing )

( exploding )

EXPLOSIONS.

I MEAN, EROSION.

YOU KNOW, IF I

WERE TO DIE RIGHT NOW

IN SOME SORT OF FIERY

EXPLOSION

DUE TO THE CARELESSNESS

OF A FRIEND

WELL, THAT WOULD JUST BE OKAY.

( whimpering )

( spongebob belches )

WOW, IF FEELS LIKE SOMETHING

JUST DROPPED

INTO MY LOWER INTESTINE.

( sniffs )

HEY, SMELLS LIKE CHERRY.

OR MAYBE GRAPE.

BLUEBERRY?

HERE IT IS, THE SUNSET!

I ALWAYS LOVE

TO COUNT IT DOWN.

FIVE!

YOU DO THE REST, BUDDY!

UH, FOUR…

THREE…

T-TWO…

ONE!

I GUESS WE STARTED TOO EARLY.

LET’S START AGAIN.

FIVE, FOUR, THREE…

( explosion )

TWO…

( sobbing ):

ONE…

WELL, AT LEAST I WAS ABLE

TO MAKE HIS LAST FEW HOURS

MEANINGFUL.

I AM SUCH A GOOD PERSON.

( explosion )

HEY, SQUIDWARD,

CHECK THIS OUT.

( blathering )

SQUIDWARD, WE ALREADY PLAYED

“BABBLE LIKE AN IDIOT.”

WHY ARE YOU STILL HERE?!

SINCE WE FINISHED EVERYTHING

ON THE LIST, I MADE A NEW ONE.

I ALREADY FILLED UP

THIS BOOK WITH IDEAS.

Fri E N d S

4 - E v e R

WE SHOULD BE ABLE

TO FINISH BY JANUARY.

FORGET THE BOOK!

I SPENT THE WHOLE DAY WITH YOU

DOING ALL KINDS

OF RIDICULOUS THINGS

BECAUSE YOU

WERE SUPPOSED TO EXPLODE!

YOU WANT ME TO EXPLODE?

YES! THAT’S WHAT

I’VE BEEN WAITING FOR!

UM… OKAY, I’LL TRY.

( straining )

GARY! YOU ARE GOING

TO FINISH YOUR DESSERT

AND YOU ARE GOING TO LIKE IT!

( laughs )

NOW, IT’S YOUR TURN.

THAT’S NOT WHAT I MEANT,

YOU BARNACLE HEAD!

OO, GOOD ONE.

NO, YOU’RE SUPPOSED

TO EXPLODE

INTO A MILLION PIECES.

WHY WOULD I DO THAT?

BECAUSE THE PIE YOU ATE

WAS A BOMB!

WHAT PIE?

THE ONE I LEFT

ON THE COUNTER TODAY

THAT I BOUGHT

FROM PIRATES

FOR 25 BUCKS, AND I

DIDN’T KNOW WAS A BOMB

AND YOU ATE IT,

THAT PIE!

PIE?

OH, YOU MEAN THIS PIE.

I WAS SAVING IT

IN MY POCKET

FOR US TO SHARE.

LET’S EAT.

OOPS.

( tremendous explosion )

BiKiNi

BoTToM

Squidward:

OUCH…

Episode Transcript: Wormy (SpongeBob SquarePants) (transcript) (2/24/2001) [Closed Captioning][]

WORMY

directed by

Walt Dohrn

Paul Tibbitt

storyboard directed by

Jim Schumann

written by

Walt Dohrn

Paul Tibbitt

Merriwether Williams

animation director

Andrew Overtoom

creative director

Derek Drymon

Narrator:

AH… SANDY CHEEKS

IS GOING OUT OF TOWN

AND HAS ASKED

SPONGEBOB AND PATRICK

TO DO A LITTLE PET-SITTING

FOR HER.

PET-SITTING?

WON’T THAT HURT THEM?

PERHAPS SHE SHOULD HAVE

ASKED SOMEONE ELSE.

( whistling )

GEE, PATRICK, I DIDN’T

KNOW YOU SPOKE BIRD.

NO, THAT’S ITALIAN,

SPONGEBOB.

( grunting )

OKAY, BOYS, THIS

HERE’S BIRDY’S FOOD.

FEED HIM TWICE A DAY.

THIS WHOLE SACK?!

NAW, JUST A CUP’S WORTH.

THIS HERE’S

MY CRICKET.

( chirping )

( laughs )

HE’S SAYING

HELLO TO YOU.

AIN’T HE CUTE?

UH, SORRY,

I DON’T SPEAK ITALIAN.

OKAY, AND THIS

HERE’S SNAKEY.

WHAT’S THAT LUMP

IN HIS BELLY?

WELL, THAT’S

HIS DINNER.

( chuckling )

WELL, I GUESS

THAT’S IT.

I GOT TO GO.

I’LL SEE YOU FELLERS

IN A COUPLE OF DAYS.

Both:

BYE, SANDY!

( gasps )

WAIT! YOU FORGOT ABOUT THIS

PET!

OH, THAT’S ONLY WORMY.

HE DON’T EAT MUCH.

LOOK AT HIM, PATRICK.

ISN’T HE GREAT?

HEY, LITTLE FELLA.

KITCHY-KITCHY-

KOO-KOO.

AW, LOOK, ISN’T HE

JUST PRECIOUS?

LET’S TAKE HIM OUT TO PLAY.

998… 999… 1,000.

READY OR NOT, HERE I COME!

YOU FOUND ME!

Both:

THERE YOU ARE!

( both giggling )

Both:

HE FOUND US!

♪ A FRIEND IS A FRIEND

TO THE END OF THE END ♪

♪ THAT’S FOREVER AND A DAY ♪

♪ STAY BY YOUR SIDE, WON’T

HEAR ME SAY GOODBYE, COME WHAT

MAY ♪

♪ ‘CAUSE THAT’S

WHAT FRIENDS DO ♪

♪ THAT’S WHAT FRIENDS DO ♪

♪ ‘CAUSE THAT’S

WHAT FRIENDS DO ♪

♪ THAT’S WHAT FRIENDS DO ♪

♪ ‘CAUSE THAT’S

WHAT FRIENDS DO ♪

♪ THAT’S WHAT FRIENDS DO ♪

♪ ‘CAUSE THAT’S

WHAT FRIENDS DO. ♪

GEE, SPONGEBOB, I DON’T

WANT TODAY TO END, EVER.

I KNOW, PATRICK.

DAYS LIKE TODAY COME

ONCE, MAYBE TWICE,

IN A LIFETIME.

SAVOR EVERY MOMENT.

AND IT’S ALL

THANKS TO WORMY.

BeST

FriEND

I MADE THIS FOR WORMY--

OUR NEW BEST FRIEND.

UNTIL TOMORROW,

NEW BEST FRIEND.

DON’T BE SAD,

LITTLE BUDDY.

WE’LL BE BACK FIRST

THING IN THE MORNING

FOR FROLIC AND FUN.

WHY MUST THE SUN SET

ON THIS PERFECT DAY?

SLEEP WELL, WORMY.

( patrick crying )

AW, DON’T BE SAD, PATRICK…

IT’S ONLY UNTIL TOMORROW.

( crickets chirping )

( ominous music playing… )

( rooster crows )

HERE I COME, WORMY!

ME, TOO!

AND, AND THEN WE’RE

GOING TO PLAY TAG

AND THEN WE’RE

GOING TO COLOR

AND THEN WE’RE BUILD

A HOUSE OF CARDS!

Both:

WE’RE BACK, WORMY!

WORMY! WORMY!

WORMY…?

WHERE’S WORMY?

WHAT’S THAT THING?

HE’S GOT TO BE

IN HERE.

I THINK SOMETHING BAD

HAPPEN TO WORMY.

BeST

FriEND

HE LEFT HIS BEST FRIEND

RIBBON BEHIND.

( loud buzzing )

( both screaming )

WHAT IS THAT THING?!

I DON’T KNOW,

PATRICK.

BUT WHATEVER

IT IS…

IT MUST HAVE EATEN WORMY!

WHY DOES THIS KEEP

HAPPENING TO ME?!

QUICK, PATRICK, WE GOT TO

MAKE A RUN FOR THE DOOR!

( panting and grunting… )

NO! PATRICK,

HE’S BLOCKING OUR ONLY EXIT!

( panting and grunting… )

NOW WHAT?

WE’RE TRAPPED IN HERE

WITH THAT…

THAT…

BEST FRIEND EATER!

LET’S NOT PANIC.

WE JUST HAVE TO STICK

TOGETHER.

REMEMBER, IT’S TWO AGAINST

ONE.

RIGHT, PATRICK? PATRICK?

AAH! HE’S EATEN PATRICK!

( grunting and panting )

PATRICK, YOU’RE ALIVE!

I AM?

PATRICK, WE CAN’T JUST

LEAVE THIS HORRIBLE MONSTER

IN SANDY’S HOUSE!

IT MIGHT EAT

SANDY’S OTHER PETS.

OR WORSE, IT MIGHT

EAT SANDY’S PETS.

NO, IT MIGHT EAT SANDY.

WE GOT TO GET IT

OUT OF HERE.

( phone ringing )

IT’S FOR YOU.

IT’S WORKING…

HE’S GOING TO

ANSWER IT…

TARTAR SAUCE!

YOU LOOK PRETTY

APPETIZING, PATRICK.

NOW, JUST STAY HERE

AND WAIT FOR THE MONSTER.

I’LL GO GET THE NET.

OH… OOH… OOH… OOH…

SPONGEBOB, HURRY UP

WITH THAT NET!

SANDY

HOLD ON, PATRICK!

I REALLY DON’T TASTE

THAT GOOD, MR. MONSTER.

( whimpering )

( loud buzzing )

OH…!

I’M COMING, PATRICK!

OH, OOH…

( crack, grunts )

NO, MR. MONSTER,

PLEASE DON’T EAT ME, NO!

SPARE ME, I DON’T TASTE GOOD.

NO, PLEASE…

WAIT A SECOND.

YEAH!

WE DID IT, PATRICK!

SANDY’S GOING TO BE

SO PROUD OF US.

WE GOT THAT HORRIBLE MONSTER

OUT OF HER HOUSE.

AND BEST OF ALL,

HER PETS ARE SAFE

‘CAUSE THAT HORRIBLE

CREATURE IS NOW…

HEADED STRAIGHT

FOR THE KRUSTY KRAB!

IT’S GOING IN THE FRONT!

THE

KRuSTy

KRaB

LET’S USE THE SECRET ENTRANCE.

( both gasp )

OKAY, HOLD STILL.

IT’S GOING TO EAT

SQUIDWARD AND MR. KRABS!

HIT THE DECK, MR. KRABS!

SAY “MONEY.”

MONEY…! ( gasps )

( grunting and yelling )

WHAT’S THE MEANING

OF THIS, SPONGEBOB?!

WE’RE IN SERIOUS DANGER.

THERE’S A, A, A…

A MONSTER OUT THERE.

IS HE A PAYING CUSTOMER?

OH, NO, MR. KRABS.

IT DOESN’T WANT TO

EAT KRABBY PATTIES.

IT WANTS TO EAT YOU!

JUST LIKE IT ATE WORMY!

UH, WORMY?

( crying )

OH, WHY, WHY?

HE WAS SO YOUNG…

WE’LL NEVER

FORGET YOU, WORMY!

WELL, IF MORON

THEATER’S OVER

I THINK I’LL

JUST TAKE A LOOK

AT THIS MONSTER.

THAT’S THE MONSTER?

PRETTY SCARY, HUH?

A LIVING NIGHTMARE!

I SHOULD HAVE KNOWN.

WELL, THAT’S IT.

I’M GETTING OFF

THE LOONIE EXPRESS.

NOW, JUST BECAUSE

YOU SWABS

NEVER SEEN A CREATURE

LIKE THIS

DOESN’T MEAN

IT’S DANGEROUS.

WE TRIED TO WARN THEM.

I CAN’T WATCH!

GET A LOAD OF THE SCARY

MONSTER.

( laughs )

MONSTER…

( laughs )

AW, IT LOOKS HARMLESS.

IT’S KIND OF CUTE.

IT REMINDS ME OF MONEY.

MONSTER…

( laughs )

( loud buzzing )

( both screaming )

SQUIDWARD?

MR. KRABS?

AAH! IT ATE THEM!

AND THERE IT GOES!

FIRST WORMY,

THEN SQUIDWARD, MR. KRABS…

THAT FLYING MONSTER HAS EATEN

THREE FRIENDS TOO MANY!

WE MUST INFORM THE CITIZENS.

EVIL HAS SURFACED.

THE FATE OF BIKINI BOTTOM

IS IN OUR HANDS, PATRICK.

NOW, LET’S ROLL.

AYE-AYE, CAPTAIN.

( engine whirring )

OKAY, PATRICK,

THIS IS A VERY

DELICATE SITUATION

AND MUST BE TREATED WITH

GREAT CARE AND SENSITIVITY.

GOTCHA.

RUN, EVERYBODY, RUN!

MONSTER ON THE LOOSE!

MONSTER!

( crowd screaming )

BEWARE

( crowd screaming )

( both scream )

HUH?

ATTENTION, BIKINI BOTTOM!

THERE’S A FLYING MONSTER

THAT’S GOING TO EAT YOU!

( gasping and screaming )

( all gasp )

( screaming )

( screaming and yelling )

ATTENTION, ATTENTION!

BIKINI

BOTTOM

NEWS

THIS JUST IN.

A GIANT MONSTER

IS ATTACKING

BIKINI BOTTOM.

( screaming )

( screaming and yelling )

( siren wailing )

WE DID IT, PATRICK.

WE SAVED THE CITY!

JUST THINK WHAT

MIGHT HAVE HAPPENED

IF WE DIDN’T TELL

EVERYONE ABOUT THE MONSTER.

ABOUT THE WHAT?

( screaming and yelling )

( bell dings )

GO

STOP

( screaming and yelling )

GO

( bell dings )

( screaming and yelling )

STOP

( bell dings )

( screaming and yelling )

BiKiNi

oTToM

BEWARE

buS

Stop

HUH?

AW, SHOOT.

LOOKS LIKE A TWISTER

HIT THIS PLACE.

WHERE IS EVERYBODY?

OH, HI THERE, WORMY.

YOU WEREN’T SUPPOSED TO

CHANGE TILL I GOT BACK.

THAT OUGHT TO HOLD YOU,

LITTLE GUY.

( crowd cheering )

HOWDY, SPONGEBOB.

SANDY CAUGHT THE MONSTER!

( crowd cheering )

I DIDN’T KNOW I’D BEEN

MISSED SO MUCH. GOLLY.

MAYBE I SHOULD GO

OUT OF TOWN MORE OFTEN.

Episode Transcript: F.U.N. (SpongeBob SquarePants) (transcript) (9/18/1999) [Closed Captioning][]

F.U.N.

storyboard director

Sherm Cohen

storyboard artist

Aaron Springer

written by

Sherm Cohen

Aaron Springer

Peter Burns

animation director

Fred Miller

creative director

Derek Drymon

THE

KRuSTy

KRaB

Narrator ( in French accent ):

AH, LUNCHTIME

AT THE KRUSTY KRAB.

EVERYONE ENJOYING

THEIR KRABBY PATTIES.

( screaming )

HUH?! WHAT’S THIS?

( screaming continues )

CAN YOU SPOT HER, MR.

SQUIDWARD?

DOWN THERE, SIR!

THERE APPEARS TO BE A KRABBY

PATTY-NAPPING IN PROGRESS.

THERE CAN BE

ONLY ONE CULPRIT…

PLANKTON!

THE

KRuSTy

KRaB

Plankton:

FINALLY, VICTORY IS MINE.

I WIN, I WIN!

I WIN!

( laughing )

HE GOT AWAY, SIR.

NO!

HE’S FINALLY STOLEN

ME SECRET RECIPE.

PERHAPS NOT, MONSIEUR KRABS,

FOR IT’S…

SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!

AHA!

HEY!

OKAY, THAT’S

FAR ENOUGH.

HUH?

TARTAR SAUCE!

YEE-HAW!

MAGIC

SHoP

HAVE YOU SEEN

A KRABBY PATTY?

IT’S ABOUT

THIS TALL, AND…

MAGIC

SHoP

WOW, A MAGIC SHOP.

ARE YOU A MAGICIAN?

ONE TIME

I SAW THIS MAGICIAN

AND HE DID

THIS THING, AND…

ANYWAY, AND

THEN HE TOLD US

“IF YOU BELIEVE

IN YOURSELF

“AND WITH A TINY

PINCH OF MAGIC

ALL YOUR DREAMS

CAN COME TRUE.”

( screams )

I CAN’T TAKE IT!

PLANKTON, IT’S YOU!

YES, AND AFTER ALL THESE YEARS

I THOUGHT I WAS

THE MASTER OF TORTURE.

BUT THAT… THAT

JUST WASN’T FAIR.

HERE!

TAKE THE STUPID PATTY.

I DON’T WANT

THIS SECRET RECIPE ANYWAY.

I GUESS MY RESTAURANT WILL

NEVER BE AS GOOD AS THE KRUSTY

KRAB.

Ch UM

BUckET

( crying ):

YOU DON’T KNOW WHAT

IT’S LIKE TO BE A LOSER.

( sobbing )

AW… CHEER UP,

PLANKTON.

I THINK

YOU’RE A WINNER.

WHAT… WHAT DID YOU SAY?

I SAID YOU’RE A…

Others:

LOSER!

HOW DOES IT FEEL

TO BE THE MOST

HATED THING

IN BIKINI BOTTOM,

PLANKTON?

Ch UM

B U ckE T

IT HURTS,

DOESN’T IT?

I KNOW.

YEAH, AND FOR

RUNNING YOU OUT

WE’RE GOING

TO MAKE THIS KID

HONORARY TOWN ROOKIE

OF THE DAY.

♪ FOR HE’S

A JOLLY GOOD ROOKIE ♪

♪ FOR HE’S A JOLLY GOOD ROOKIE

♪

♪ FOR HE’S

A JOLLY GOOD ROOKIE… ♪

SpongeBob:

I BET IF HE HAD JUST ONE

FRIEND

HE WOULDN’T BE SUCH A MEANIE.

BUc k E T

( cheering )

♪ WHICH NOBODY… ♪ WHATEVER.

Ch UM

BUckET

( knock at door )

A CUSTOMER?

OUR SPECIAL TODAY

IS CHUM… BALAYA.

HI, MR. PLANKTON.

HAVEN-/////!T YOU DEGRADED ME

ENOUGH FOR ONE DAY?

NO.

I MEAN…

I WANT YOU

TO COME OUT

AND PLAY WITH ME.

WHA…?

PLAY… WITH… ME…

YOU KNOW HOW TO REDUCE

THERMONUCLEAR FUSION?

NO, BUT I LIKE TO GO…

THAT NAIVE CUBE!

HOW LONG MUST I SUFFER THIS?

Computer:

You’re not letting him leave,

are you?

Can’t you see?

This is the perfect

opportunity for revenge.

ELABORATE.

Befriend the sponge bath

then, when the time is just

right, take the Krabby Patty!

TAKE… THE KRABBY PATTY.

Get moving, genius,

don’t let him get away!

…WITH MY FRIENDS

IN JELLYFISH FIELDS.

ALL RIGHT, SPONGEBOB,

I’LL PLAY YOUR LITTLE GAME.

RIGHT!

LAST ONE TO THE FIELDS

IS A ROTTEN CLAM!

SO, I GET THE BIG NET

AND YOU GET

THE LITTLE NET.

WHAT HAPPENS AFTER WE EAT

THEM?

YOU DON’T EAT THEM,

YOU CATCH THEM, LIKE THIS.

♪ LA, LA, LA, LA-LA,

LA, LA, LA, LA-LA. ♪

LIKE THAT.

AND?

THEN YOU

THROW THEM BACK--

WATCH OUT FOR STINGERS.

STINGERS?

( screaming )

ALL KNEES WILL BOW TO

PLANKTON.

HAIL, PLANKTON!

I WIN, I WIN!

IT’S NOT ABOUT WINNING,

IT’S ABOUT FUN.

WHAT’S THAT?

FUN IS WHEN YOU…

FUN IS…

IT’S LIKE…

IT’S KIND OF…

SORT OF LIKE A…

WHAT IS FUN?

LET ME SPELL IT FOR YOU:

F

♪ “F” IS FOR FRIENDS

WHO DO STUFF TOGETHER ♪

♪ “U” IS FOR YOU AND ME ♪

U

♪ “N” IS FOR ANYWHERE

AND ANYTIME AT ALL ♪

N

All:

♪ DOWN HERE

IN THE DEEP BLUE SEA. ♪

FUN

♪ “F” IS FIRE THAT

BURNS DOWN THE WHOLE TOWN. ♪

♪ “U” IS FOR

URANIUM… BOMBS ♪

♪ “N” IS FOR NO SURVIVORS

WHEN YOU… ♪

PLANKTON, THOSE THINGS

AREN’T WHAT FUN

IS ALL ABOUT.

NOW, DO IT LIKE THIS:

♪ “F” IS FRIENDS WHO… ♪

NEVER!

THAT’S COMPLETELY IDIOTIC.

HERE, LET ME

HELP YOU.

♪ “F” IS FOR FRIENDS

WHO DO STUFF TOGETHER ♪

♪ “U” IS FOR

YOU AND ME… ♪

TRY IT!

♪ “N” IS FOR ANYWHERE

AND ANYTIME AT ALL ♪

♪ DOWN HERE

IN THE DEEP BLUE SEA. ♪

WAIT, I DON’T

UNDERSTAND THIS--

I FEEL ALL TINGLY INSIDE.

SHOULD WE STOP?

NO, THAT’S HOW YOU’RE

SUPPOSED TO FEEL.

WELL, I LIKE IT--

LET’S DO IT AGAIN!

SpongeBob:

OKAY!

Both:

♪ “F” IS FOR FROLIC

THROUGH ALL THE FLOWERS ♪

♪ “U” IS FOR UKULELE ♪

NOSES

♪ “N” IS FOR NOSE PICKING,

SHARING GUM AND SAND LICKING ♪

♪ HERE WITH MY BEST BUDDY. ♪

( both laughing in time

with music )

FUN

ARGH… MUTINY.

C h U M

B u c k ET

Plankton:

AND AFTER THAT

WE FROLICKED THROUGH THE

FLOWERS

AND THEN WE…

Sounds like fun.

THE REALLY FUN PART

WAS WHEN WE…

Where’s the Krabby Patty?

UH, THE WHAT?

The Krabby Patty, remember?

YOU CAN’T RUSH

THESE THINGS, YOU KNOW.

Remember the mission.

WHAT DO YOU MEAN?

You’re going native.

Look at yourself.

WHAT?

THE

KRuSTy

KRaB

I HAVEN’T SEEN PLANKTON

FOR A WHILE.

HE MUST BE SCHEMING.

WHO KNOWS? MAYBE HE’S CHANGED.

WHO KNOWS?

I THINK YOU KNOW!

F U N

HE’S CHANGED, I TELL YOU.

SPONGE BUDDY?

YOO-HOO!

PLANKTON BUDDY, LET’S GO.

I FORGOT THIS IS

A NO-FRIENDS ZONE.

SPONGEBOB…

MAY I SPEAK

TO YOU IN PRIVATE?

YOU WON’T MIND IF I SET

THIS HERE, WILL YOU?

WHAT’S THIS ALL

ABOUT, MR. KRABS?

HE’S A THIEF--

LOOK AT THE LUST

IN HIS EYE, HE’S…

WHY CAN’T YOU

JUST ACCEPT OUR

FRIENDSHIP?

HE’S JUST AFTER ME RECIPE.

I’LL PROVE IT TO YOU.

ARGH, YOU MUST

BE HUNGRY

AFTER THAT LONG

WALK OVER HERE.

OH, YES, BUT I’M SAVING

MY APPETITE

FOR SOME POPCORN AT THE

MOVIES.

UH… SUIT YOURSELF.

WE’VE HAD ENOUGH

OF YOUR LITTLE TESTS,

MR. KRABS.

COME ON, PLANKTON,

LET’S GET OUT OF HERE.

MAYBE THE LAD

WAS RIGHT.

MAYBE PLANKTON’S GONE

STRAIGHT.

AND MAYBE SCALLOPS

WILL FLY OUT OF MY PANTS!

HANG ON THERE, LADDIE,

I’M A-COMIN’!

( movie soundtrack playing )

( squishing )

I SURE LIKE

SEQUELS, PLANKTON.

HEY, BUBBLE BASS,

YOU’RE SITTING ON MY FRIEND.

( squishing )

HEY, BUBBLE BASS…

THANKS FOR THAT,

FRIEND.

SURE THING.

Krabs:

LISTEN UP!

MR. KRABS?

HE’S DECEIVING YOU!

REACH INTO HIS POCKET NOW

AND TAKE WHAT HE’S GOT!

YOU, TOO, BOY!

( gasps )

I CAN’T BELIEVE THIS.

IT’S NOT WHAT YOU THINK.

WHAT IS IT, THEN?

TELL ME WHAT

YOU SEE HERE.

I… I DON’T

SEE ANYTHING.

( sobbing ):

HOW CAN YOU NOT SEE IT?

OKAY, OKAY, I SEE IT.

IT’S A KRABBY PATTY, OKAY?

I COULDN’T HELP IT.

BUT WE SANG

THE FUN SONG.

I THINK I’M GOING

TO BE SICK.

HOW LONG?

HOW LONG WHAT?

HOW LONG WERE YOU

PLANNING ON DOING THIS?!

TELL ME!

( crying )

WHAT?!

ALL RIGHT, IT’S TRUE!

I TRICKED YOU

TO GET THE KRABBY PATTY!

BUT THEN YOU SHOWED ME

FRIENDSHIP…

AND NOW I REALIZE…

THAT’S ALL I EVER

REALLY WANTED.

REALLY?

NO, NOT REALLY.

BEING EVIL IS TOO MUCH FUN!

Oh, darling. I knew

nothing would ever

tear us apart.

( ripping )

MR. KRABS, HE’S GONE.

HE GOT THE PATTY.

HE WON.

HO-HO, NO,

HE DIDN’T, BOY!

DON’T YOU KNOW WHAT’S

BEHIND THESE SCREENS?

SOLID CONCRETE!

( laughing )

( groaning )

I’M SORRY,

MR. KRABS

I THOUGHT PLANKTON

HAD CHANGED.

DON’T BLAME HIM, LAD.

NO FRIENDSHIP

CAN WITHSTAND

THE ALLURE OF

A KRABBY PATTY.

NOW, LET’S GO BACK

TO THE KRUSTY KRAB

AND HAVE A FRESH ONE,

ON ME!

AYE, AYE, MR. KRABS.

WELL, MAYBE

AT A DISCOUNT.

HUH?

( screaming )

Episode Transcript: Club SpongeBob (SpongeBob SquarePants) (transcript) (7/12/2002) [Closed Captioning][]

CLUB

SPONGEBOB

storyboard directors

Walt Dohrn

Mark O’ Hare

storyboard artists

Carson Kugler

William Reiss

Erik Weise

written by

Walt Dohrn

Mark O’ Hare

animation director

Andrew Overtoom

creative director

Derek Drymon

( humming )

AND THERE’S THAT AND HERE WE

GO.

( bike squeaking )

( laughing )

WEY, WOOK,

IT’S WINDWARD.

WHAT?

( both laugh )

WINDWARD’S WOLLING

TO WORK.

( both laugh )

( grumbling )

WHERE DOES HE WORK

WAT THE WUSTY WAB?

( both laugh )

WHAT’S THAT SUPPOSED TO BE,

SOME KIND OF STUPID SECRET

CODE?

WE CAN’T TELL YOU

‘CAUSE YOU’RE NOT

A MEMBER OF THE CLUB.

OH, YEAH?

WHAT DOES IT TAKE

TO BE A MEMBER

BESIDES BEING A MORON?

( laughs )

MORON…

AS A REQUIREMENT.

SORRY, SQUIDWARD,

BUT YOU COULDN’T GET IN

EVEN IF YOU TRIED.

WELL, I’LL HAVE YOU KNOW

THAT I AM A MEMBER

OF OVER 20 DIFFERENT

EXCLUSIVE CLUBS

ALL ACROSS THE SEA BOTTOM.

WHAT DID HE SAY?

I DON’T KNOW.

SOMETHING ABOUT HIS NOSE.

SQUIDWARD, YOU

AND YOUR NOSE WILL

DEFINITELY NOT FIT IN.

OH, WHAT DO YOU TWO ZEROS KNOW

ABOUT FITTING IN?

YOU SHOULD BE

BEGGING ME TO JOIN.

STOP!

NO, NO, NO!

STOP.

STOP, SQUIDWARD.

YOU CAN’T JOIN.

CAN’T JOIN.

YOU CAN’T GET IN.

( grunting )

WELL, THIS IS STUPID.

THERE’S NO ROOM UP HERE.

THAT’S WHAT WE’VE BEEN

TRYING TO TELL YOU.

WE’VE BEEN STUCK UP

HERE FOR THREE DAYS.

WE TOLD YOU

YOU WOULDN’T FIT IN.

( grunts )

WELL, SINCE YOU’RE HERE,

SQUIDWARD

WE’LL GIVE YOU

THE NEW MEMBER

INITIATION.

ARE YOU READY, PATRICK?

READY.

♪ WELCOME TO OUR CLUB,

WELCOME TO OUR CLUB ♪

♪ WELCOME SQUIDWARD,

WELCOME, SQUIDWARD ♪

♪ WELCOME, SQUIDWARD,

WELCOME, SQUIDWARD… ♪

SHUT YOUR HALF-WIT

PIE HOLES!

I DO NOT KNOW NOR WILL I EVER

WANT TO BE A MEMBER

OF YOUR STUPID CLUB.

( screaming )

MAKE A WISH, HONEY.

( crashing )

WOO-HOO! WOO-WOO-WOO!

AGAIN! AGAIN! AGAIN!

( blubbering )

THIS DIDN’T JUST HAPPEN.

PLEASE, TELL ME

THAT DIDN’T HAPPEN.

WHAT HAPPENED?

WHERE ARE WE?! WE’RE LOST!

THERE’S NO WAY OUT.

STUCK IN THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE

WITH SPONGEBOB AND PATRICK!

OH, WHY MUST EVERY 11 MINUTES

OF MY LIFE

BE FILLED WITH MISERY? WHY?!

OH, CHEER UP, SQUID.

IT COULD BE WORSE.

YEAH, YOU COULD

BE BALD AND HAVE

A BIG NOSE.

WELL, THIS IS THE END.

NO, IT’S NOT, SQUIDWARD.

R i P

SPoNGEBoB

R i P

Patrick

IT’S NOT?

COME ON, GUYS.

WE’RE GOING TO BE FINE

AS LONG AS WE STICK TOGETHER.

REMEMBER, WE’RE A CLUB.

( blubbering )

AND BESIDES, WE HAVE THIS.

WHAT’S THAT?

OH, THE MAGIC CONCH SHELL.

ASK IT SOMETHING!

MAGIC CONCH SHELL,

WILL I EVER GET MARRIED?

MAYBE SOMEDAY.

( both laugh )

YOU’VE GOT

TO BE KIDDING!

THAT IS JUST

A STUPID TOY.

HOW CAN THAT POSSIBLY HELP US?

SQUIDWARD, WE MUST NEVER

QUESTION THE WISDOM

OF THE MAGIC CONCH.

THE CLUB ALWAYS TAKES

ITS ADVICE

BEFORE WE DO ANYTHING.

THE SHELL KNOWS ALL.

OH, MAGIC CONCH SHELL

WHAT DO WE NEED TO DO

TO GET OUT OF THE KELP FOREST?

NOTHING.

THE SHELL HAS SPOKEN!

NOTHING? WE CAN’T JUST SIT

HERE

AND DO NOTHING.

( groans )

I CAN’T BELIEVE

YOU TWO ARE GOING

TO TAKE ADVICE

FROM A TOY.

ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT.

I DON’T NEED YOUR HELP.

I AM GOING TO FIND MY WAY

BACK TO SANITY.

BUT DON’T YOU TWO SAD CLOWNS

COME CRYING TO ME

WHEN YOUR CIRCUS TENT

COMES CRASHING DOWN.

SAD CLOWN.

( chuckles )

SAD… CLOWN.

( chuckles )

( panting )

WHAT WAS THAT?

I WAS ALREADY HERE!

WHICH WAY DO I GO?!

OH, I’M LOST!

OH, I’M HOPELESSLY LOST!

I’LL NEVER GET OUT OF HERE!

HUH?

( laughing hysterically )

I’M FREE!

TAKE THAT,

SPONGEBOB AND PATRICK!

( laughing )

HUH?

OH…

THERE’S NO WAY OUT OF HERE.

HOW’S IT GOING OVER THERE

AT CLUB SHELL FOR BRAINS?

MM-MM-MM. I AM HUNGRY.

I WONDER WHAT’S ON THE MENU

FOR CLUB SQUIDWARD TONIGHT.

( squeals )

AH.

( hisses )

SMELL GOOD, SPONGEBOB?

YOU HAVEN’T EATEN

IN DAYS…

WHAT ABOUT YOU, PATRICK?

A BIG BOY’S

GOT TO EAT.

WELL, YOU CAN’T HAVE ANY.

AND DO YOU KNOW WHY,

SPONGEBOB?

BECAUSE YOUR CLUB PRESIDENT

IS A SHELL.

IF YOU HAD LISTENED TO ME

YOU’D HAVE FOOD, SHELTER

AND A ROARING FIRE

BUT INSTEAD YOU LISTENED

TO A TALKING CLAM

THAT TELLS YOU NOTHING.

‘CAUSE THE ANSWERS

TO ALL YOUR PROBLEMS

WILL FALL RIGHT OUT OF THE

SKY.

( laughing )

FALL RIGHT OUT

OF THE SKY.

EXiT

DUDE, WE’RE FALLING

RIGHT OUT OF THE SKY!

WE GOT TO DROP

THE LOAD!

DROP

THE

LOAD

( beeps )

PiCNiC

SuPPLY inc.

Both:

PRAISE THE MAGIC CONCH!

MM, MM.

( both laugh )

HEY, SPONGEBOB,

THAT SURE IS

A LOT OF FOOD

YOU GOT THERE.

IT’S A GIFT

FROM THE MAGIC CONCH.

EVERYTHING SURE

LOOKS DELICIOUS.

OOH, SMOKED SAUSAGES,

MY FAVORITE.

UH, HEY, SPONGEBOB

YOU KNOW I WAS JUST

KIDDING AROUND EARLIER.

I MEAN, I’M STILL PART

OF THE CLUB, RIGHT?

AND AFTER ALL, THE CLUB

GOT TO STICK TOGETHER.

I MEAN, YOU KNOW…

SQUIDWARD.

YES?

ONCE A MEMBER, ALWAYS A

MEMBER.

Both:

TO THE CLUB!

( blubbering )

YEAH.

( blubbers weakly )

NOW, IF YOU’LL EXCUSE ME.

WHAT SHALL I EAT FIRST

THE SPAGHETTI, THE TURKEY,

THE SOUP, THE CANNED MEAT?

WHY DON’T YOU ASK

THE MAGIC CONCH, SQUIDWARD?

OH, YEAH, LIKE THAT’LL HAPPEN.

RIGHT AFTER I CONSULT

THE MAGIC TOENAIL.

SQUIDWARD,

ARE YOU QUESTIONING

THE AUTHORITY

OF THE MAGIC CONCH?

THE CONCH IS THE ONE

WHO GAVE US THIS BANQUET.

THIS COPYRIGHTED CONCH

IS THE CORNERSTONE

OF OUR ORGANIZATION.

MAYBE HE’S NOT A BROTHER.

YOU GUYS HAVE IT

ALL WRONG.

I LOVE THIS PIECE

OF PLASTIC.

HELLO, THERE.

MAGIC CONCH, I WAS WONDERING

SHOULD I HAVE THE SPAGHETTI

OR THE TURKEY?

NEITHER.

OH. THEN HOW ABOUT THE SOUP?

I DON’T THINK SO.

CAN I HAVE ANYTHING TO EAT?

NO.

NO? WHAT DO YOU MEAN NO?

I’M STARVING HERE!

HERE, LET ME TRY.

MAGIC CONCH, COULD SQUIDWARD

HAVE SOME OF THIS

YUMMY, DELICIOUS,

SUPER-TERRIFIC SANDWICH?

NO.

HMM. COULD I HAVE THIS

YUMMY, DELICIOUS,

SUPER TERRIFIC SANDWICH?

YES.

ALL RIGHT!

( whirring sound )

( belches )

SORRY, SQUIDWARD.

GIVE ME THAT!

COULD I HAVE SOMETHING TO EAT?

NO.

COULD I HAVE SOMETHING TO EAT?

NO.

COULD I HAVE SOMETHING TO EAT?

NO.

CAN’T YOU SAY ANYTHING ELSE

BUT NO?

TRY ASKING AGAIN.

CAN I HAVE SOMETHING TO EAT?

NO.

( grunting in frustration )

SQUIDWARD, ARE YOU ALL RIGHT?

MAYBE WE SHOULD ASK

THE SHELL IF HE’S OKAY.

HELLO, ANYONE THERE?

HELLO? HELLO?

DO YOU FOLKS NEED SOME HELP?

I’M SAVED!

YOU DON’T KNOW HOW HAPPY

I AM TO SEE YOU.

I’VE BEEN STRANDED

OUT HERE FOR WEEKS

WITH THESE TWO

BARNACLE-HEADS

AND THEIR MAGIC

CONCH SHELL.

MAGIC CONCH SHELL?

YOU MEAN LIKE THIS?!

Both:

MAGIC CONCH! A CLUB MEMBER!

MY CONCH TOLD ME

TO COME SAVE YOU GUYS.

All:

HOORAY FOR THE MAGIC CONCHES!

ALL RIGHT, MAGIC CONCH,

WHAT DO WE DO NOW?

NOTHING.

ALL HAIL THE MAGIC CONCH!

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