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DVD Release Date: October 28, 2003

Special Features

•The Origin of SpongeBob SquarePants

•Recollections from the First Season Crew

•Everybody’s Talking: The Voices

of SpongeBob SquarePants

•The Bikini Bottom’s Up Tour

•In the Key of Sea: Krusty Krab Karaoke

•Drawing the Goo Lagoon

•SpongeBob’s Life Strategies

•Violent Femmes Sing SpongeBob

•SpongeBob Scaredy Pants Music Video

•SpongeBob Dancin’ Pants Music Video

Disc 3

Arrgh! (SpongeBob SquarePants) (transcript) (3/15/2000)

SpongeBob   and   Patrick   convince   Mr.   Krabs   to   join   in   a   friendly   board

game   of   “Treasure   Hunt.”   But   even   a   pretend   map   proves   too   much

for   Mr.   Krabs   to   ignore.

Rock Bottom (SpongeBob SquarePants) (transcript) (3/15/2000)

SpongeBob   accidentally   finds   himself   lost   in   an   unfamiliar   part   of   the

sea.   Nervous   and   unable   to   communicate   with   the   city’s   strange

inhabitants,   he   must   figure   out   a   way   to   get   back   home.

Texas (SpongeBob SquarePants) (transcript) (3/22/2000)

Sandy’s   homesick   for   good   ol’   Texas   and   plans   to   go   back   home.   To

cheer   her   up,   SpongeBob   decides   to   bring   a   bit   of   Texas   right   to

Bikini   Bottom.

Walking Small (SpongeBob SquarePants) (transcript) (3/22/2000)

So   he   can   use   Goo   Lagoon   as   the   site   of   the   new   Chum   Bucket

Mega-Bucket,   Plankton   tricks   SpongeBob   into   becoming   aggressive

and   mean,   driving   people   from   the   beach.

Fools in April (SpongeBob SquarePants) (transcript) (4/1/2000)

On   April   Fools   Day,   SpongeBob   plays   silly   pranks   on   everyone,   much

to   Squidward’s   dismay.

Neptune’s Spatula (SpongeBob SquarePants) (transcript) (4/1/2000)

On   a   visit   to   the   Fry   Cook   Hall   of   Fame,   SpongeBob   pulls   a   mythical

spatula   from   a   vat   of   ancient   grease,   giving   him   claim   to   the   title   of

‘Worlds   Greatest   Fry   Cook.’

Hooky (SpongeBob SquarePants) (transcript) (2/23/2001)

Patrick   introduces   SpongeBob   to   the   adventure   of   riding   “the   hooks.”

Mr.   Krabs   hopes   his   tales   of   sea   creatures   winding   up   in   gift   shops   or

cans   will   convince   SpongeBob   to   keep   away.

Mermaidman and Barnacleboy II (SpongeBob SquarePants) (transcript) (3/3/2001)

SpongeBob   wins   The   Conch   Signal   from   his   favorite   TV   show!   Now

he   can   summon   his   heroes   any   time   he’s   got   an   emergency.   But   not

being   able   to   reach   a   book   might   not   be   the   kind   of   emergency

Mermaidman   and   Barnacleboy   had   in   mind!

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Are you ready, kids?

KIDS:

Aye, aye, Captain!

I can’t hear you.

KIDS:

Aye, aye, Captain!!

♪ Ooh! ♪

♪ Who lives in a pineapple

under the sea? ♪

♪ SpongeBob SquarePants! ♪

♪ Absorbent and yellow

and porous is he ♪

♪ SpongeBob

SquarePants! ♪

♪ If nautical nonsense

be something you wish ♪

♪ SpongeBob SquarePants! ♪

♪ Then drop on the deck

and flop like a fish ♪

♪ SpongeBob SquarePants! ♪

Ready?

♪ SpongeBob SquarePants! ♪

♪ SpongeBob SquarePants! ♪

♪ SpongeBob SquarePants! ♪

♪ SpongeBob SquarePants! ♪

( hearty laughter )

NICKELODEON

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S  Q  u  a  r  e  P  a  N  t  S

( flute playing )

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Episode Transcript: Arrgh! (SpongeBob SquarePants) (transcript) (3/15/2000) [Closed Captioning][]

SpongeBob   and   Patrick   convince   Mr.   Krabs   to   join   in   a   friendly   board

game   of   “Treasure   Hunt.”   But   even   a   pretend   map   proves   too   much

for   Mr.   Krabs   to   ignore.

                                    X                                         

A              r              r              g              h           !

storyboard director

Sherm Cohen

storyboard artist

Vincent Waller

written by

Sherm Cohen

Vincent Waller

Merriwether Williams

animation director

Sean Dempsey

creative director

Derek Drymon

Where can they be?

E N T E R

They should have been here

                       hours ago.

Arrgh.

Not a customer in sight.

T H E

K   R   u   S   T   y

K   R   a   B                                         ENTER

If I don’t make any money today

I’ll surely break out in a rash.

Huh?                    Yippee!

I’m rich.

Look, Patrick, eight

gold doubloons.

Wait! I saw it first!

Yah!

Mine! Mine! Huh?

           Boy, Mr. Krabs,

you sure are sweaty.

What’s this?

Where are the doubloons?

( laughing )

There are no real

doubloons, Mr. Krabs.

It’s a game.

The Flying Dutchman’s

Treasure Hunt.

X

Based on a real treasure map.

Based on a real treasure map.

  F    L    Y    i    N    G

D    U    T    C    H    M    A    N    ’    s        T    r    e    a    s    u    r    e

                                                                                      H    u    n    t

SoULS

  F    L    Y    i    N    G

D    U    T    C    H    M    A    N    ’    S        T    r    e    a    s    u    r    e

                                                                                       H    u    n    t

SOULS

Take a break and

play a round with us.

Yeah, come on, sweaty.

Have you finished

cleaning the tables?

I cleaned the tables,

           Mr. Krabs.

Aye, but did you scrape

all the gum off the underside?

I already took care of it.

( laughs )

All right, lads.

Looks like you’ve shanghaied me.

X

My turn.

Five.

( blows raspberry )

“One of your shipmates has been

                       a bad pirate.

“One of your shipmates has been

                       a bad pirate.

      One     of     Your     Shipmates     Has     Been

                    A     BAD     PiRATE!

   Send     Him     To     The     Brig!

Send him to the brig!”

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for you Mr. Krabs.

X

Patrick, you’re fired.

But I don’t even work here.

Would you like a

job, starting now?

Boy, would I!?

You’re fired.

My turn.

One, two, three, four.

“Look for the deacon’s goose

thru the fork in the old tree

           and head that way.”

L O o K   F O R   T H E   D E A G O N ’ S   G o O S E

T h r u   t h e   f o r k   i n   t h e   o l d

    t r e e   a n d   h e a d   t h a t   w a y

Well, I see Mr. Krabs’

zipper is undone.

Shiver me timbers.

           ( laughing ):

Just kidding, Mr. Krabs.

I’m almost to

the treasure.

Your turn again,

Mr. Krabs.

I hope.

Fisheyes.

X

Fisheyes.

X

One, two.

“You are a real pirate.

“Go straight to the ‘X’

which marks the spot.”

X

You get to dig for

treasure, Mr. Krabs.

X

Treasure?

There it is.

           It’s the Flying

Dutchman’s treasure.

           It’s the Flying

Dutchman’s treasure.

Gold, gold, gold.

Mine, mine, mine!

Hey! Mr. Krabs is getting

           all sweaty again.

Rev up those fryers, ‘cause I

am sure hungry for one….

Help. Help.

My leg!

My leg!

T  H  E

K   R   u   S   T   y

K   R   a   B                                                                   OPEN

                                                                             ENTER

Can’t you see we’re closed?

Ready for another round?

This is my kind

           of game.

X

Hooray!

Six. One, two…

T  H  E

K   R   u   S   T   y

K   R   a   B                                                                   OPEN

                                                                             ENTER

I win again!

Oh, that’s 17 times in a row.

T  H  E

K   R   u   S   T   y

K   R   a   B                                                                   OPEN

                                                                             ENTER

I think we ought to call

it a night, Mr. Krabs.

X

I really got to get some sleep.

X

Oh, you can’t walk out

           on me now.

X

I’m sorry, Mr. Krabs.

See you tomorrow.

O R D E R

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X

Come on, SpongeBob.

One more game.

I can smell

the treasure.

X

Mr. Krabs, it’s late.

Go to bed.

Good night, Mr. Krabs.

The wind is perfect,

the tide is right.

The wind is perfect,

the tide is right.

X

Let’s hunt for treasure.

Mr. Krabs, you got…

tread softly, lad.

If the Dutchman hears you

we’ll never get his treasure.

But, Mr. Krabs…

I’ll roll

for you, boy.                    But, mister…

Eight paces north.

That’s a good

start, lad.                         But, mister…

One, two, three…

Mr. Krabs!

I want to go to bed!

Mr. Krabs, I’m sorry, but--

it’s just a game, you know?

A game. That’s right.

Of course it is.

My mistake.

I guess I got a little

carried away, eh?

Though it is treasure

we’re dealing with here.

Sorry for disturbing

you, lad.

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Avast!

Pineapple ho!

Heave to and prepare

to be boarded!

Oh, go home already.

I’m done playing that game,

                       Mr. Krabs.

That’s Captain

Krabs to you

and this is no game.

We’re going to be pirates.

Pirates?

Aye!

How’d you like to go

on a real treasure hunt?

With a real treasure map?

Treasure?                   

                                    Treasure?

♪ We’re gonna be pirates! ♪

♪ We’re gonna be pirates! ♪

♪ We’re gonna be pirates! ♪

Hey, hey,

belay that skipping.

Pirates don’t skip.

Put on this pirate garb

so I won’t be embarrassed

to be seen with you.

Arrgh.

Oh, Patrick, look.

Peg legs and eye patches.

Now, don’t you feel

more like pirates?

Now, don’t you feel

more like pirates?

Look, I’m Peggy the pirate.

Uh, oh…

I’m Blindbeard,

the pirate.

Oop. Ow!

Arrgh.

Keep a sharp

lookout, SpongeBob.

According to the map

           we’re close

to the first landmark.

Really?

Can we see the map?

X

Uh… no.

           Only the captain

can lay eyes on the map.

Okeydokey, then.

Arrgh.

           A pirate doesn’t

say “okeydokey, then.”

A pirate says, “Arrgh.”

Oh, okey… oop. Ha-ha-ha.

           I mean…

arrgh, Captain Krabs.

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Captain, we’re about to hit…

I mean… arrgh, capt… uh,

we’re arrgh, about arrgh…

to hit, arrgh…

Out with it, man. Arrgh.

Out with it, man. Arrgh.

I, arrgh, think, arrgh

he’s trying, arrgh

           to say, arrgh…

Land.

Arrgh.

                      From now on,

only the captain says, “arrgh.”

Status report, Mr. SquarePants.

           The whole ship

is underwater, Captain.

Arrgh.

We’re marooned, then.

Our treasure hunt will have

           to continue on foot.

This is

it, boys.

“From the seaweed

with two leaves on it

10,000 paces east.”

But, Mr. Krabs,

that seaweed has…

which way,

cap’n?

Ensign Patrick,

which way is east?

Uh… let’s see.

            N  o  r  t  h

W  e  s  t                 E  a  s  t

               S  o  u  t  h

That way, cap’n.

9,997….

                    9,998….

9,999…

10,000.

Where’s the “X”?

It’s supposed to

be right here.

10,000 paces east.

Oh… east?

I thought you said “weast.”

“Weast”? What

kind of compass

are you reading, lad?

This one, sir.

That’s west, Patrick.

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W      e      s      t                                  E      a      s      t

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You’re fired again.

9,991….

                    9,552…

Mr. Krabs…

we’re tired.

And hungry.

Oh. So this is my crew?

You get a little tired

and a wee bit hungry…

You get a little tired

and a wee bit hungry…

and you want

to shove off for home.

Arrgh. That sickens me.

            A pirate is not judged

by that notches in his cutlass

or the size of his booty.

            A pirate is judged

by the loyalty of his crew

and without

a loyal crew

what am I captain of?

Just a bunch of sand.

( sobs )

Don’t cry,

Captain Krabs.

Yeah, we’ll be

your loyal crew.

( both sobbing )

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You’ll stay with me, then?

                       BOTH:

We’ll be the most loyal

pirate crew ever!

                       BOTH:

We’ll be the most loyal

pirate crew ever!

I knew I could

count on you, boys.

One for all…

And all

for one!

I’m so loyal

I don’t even mind sleeping

on the cold, hard ground

while Captain Krabs

sleeps in his warm, dry tent.

I’m so loyal

I haven’t

bathed in weeks.

But we’ve only been out

for a few hours.

I know…

( snickering )

I’m so loyal,

I don’t want to sleep

till we find

the treasure.

Let’s see if the

captain’ll go now.

Captain Krabs!

He’s not here.

Look.

The treasure map.

The treasure map.

Only the captain can

look at the map, Patrick.

Yeah.

Patrick, what are you doing?

Nothing.

Nothing.

Patrick, you’re

not supposed

to look at the map.

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I’m not looking,

I’m touching.

There’s no rule

against that, is there?

No, guess

there isn’t.

( squeaking )

( squeaking )

( squeaking )

( squeaking )

( squeaking )

( squeaking )

( squeaking )

( squeaking )

Oops. Patrick, it

opened by itself.

X

( both laughing )

( chattering )

X

SpongeBob.

X

Yeah?

Did you notice something

familiar about this map?

You mean like that it’s our game

board taped to a piece of paper?

X

Do you think this

           is a problem?

X

( crew yelling )

Sneaking peeks

at me treasure map.

That’s mutiny

on my ship.

So you think ol’

Captain Krabs has

gone crazy, do ye?

Not at all, Cap’n Krabs.

We don’t think

that at all.

I think that.

I’m going to throw you overboard

                      for saying that.

( gibbering )

( gibbering )

X                                                       X

Oh, look.

X                                                       X

X                                                       X

It’s the “X.”

X marks the spot.

X          X           X

X          X           X

X          X           X

X          X           X

X          X           X

X          X           X

Wow. That game really is

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D    U    T    C    H    M    A    N    ’    S        T    r    e    a    s    u    r    e

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SoULS

based on a real treasure map.

Well, what are you waiting

for lads? Dig! Dig!!

X                                    X

X                                    X

Dig, dig, dig, dig,

dig, dig, dig, dig.

We’ve got it,

cap’n Krabs.

Ha-ha. Hand it up to me, lads.

Heave!

We’ve finally found it.

♪ The Dutchman’s treasure. ♪

Wow.                    Wow.

What are you

going to do

with your share,

Patrick?

I don’t know.

How are you

going to spend

your share,

SpongeBob?

What shares?

You’re not getting

any of my treasure.

We found it together

so we deserve a share.

Well, I’m the captain

and I say it’s mine.

What about loyalty?

All for one.

And one for all.

All for one.

…and one for all.

All for one.

I’m the Flying Dutchman.

I’m the Flying Dutchman.

           Who dares wake

the Flying Dutchman?

Keep it down, will you!

I’m trying to get

           some sleep. Uh.

All for one.

                                One for all.

( thunderclap )

Who dug up the

Dutchman’s treasure?

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They did!

Arrgh.

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So you two scallywags

dug me treasure?

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⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐

           Well, you saved me

a lot of digging, you did.

So here’s a reward

for the two of yous.

Wow.

♪ Two gold doubloons. ♪

⭐⭐⭐⭐

⭐⭐⭐⭐

⭐⭐⭐⭐🧽🧽🧽🧽🧽🧽🧽🧽🧽🧽🧽

⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐🧽🧽🧽🧽🧽🧽🧽🧽🧽🧽

⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐🧽🧽🧽🧽🧽🧽🧽🧽🧽🧽

⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐🧽🧽🧽🧽🧽🧽🧽🧽🧽🧽

⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐🧽🧽🧽🧽🧽🧽🧽🧽

⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐🧽🧽🧽🧽🧽🧽🧽🧽

⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐🧽🧽🧽🧽🧽🧽🧽🧽

⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐🧽🧽🧽🧽🧽🧽

⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐🧽🧽🧽🧽🧽🧽

⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐🧽🧽🧽🧽🧽🧽

⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐🧽🧽🧽🧽🧽🧽

⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐🧽🧽🧽🧽🧽🧽

⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐🧽🧽🧽🧽🧽🧽🧽

⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐🧽🧽🧽🧽🧽🧽🧽

⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐🧽🧽🧽🧽🧽🧽🧽

⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐

Wait!

I’m captain of this crew.

Where’s my reward?

Hmm. I guess

you’re right.

A little something

for your trouble.

Gold, gold, gold, gold.

Huh? Well, it’s just a little

           plastic treasure chest.

♪ Plastic! ♪

Aye, but it’s based on

a real treasure chest.

( loud laughter )

Gee, Mr. Krabs, you’re looking

           all sweaty again.

Episode Transcript: Rock Bottom (SpongeBob SquarePants) (transcript) (3/15/2000) [Closed Captioning][]

SpongeBob   accidentally   finds   himself   lost   in   an   unfamiliar   part   of   the

sea.   Nervous   and   unable   to   communicate   with   the   city’s   strange

inhabitants,   he   must   figure   out   a   way   to   get   back   home.

                    R                 O                 C                 K

B                 O                 T                 T                 O                 M

storyboard directors

Paul Tibbitt

Ennio Torresan

written by

Paul Tibbitt

Ennio Torresan

David Fain

animation director

Tom Yasumi

creative director

Derek Drymon

G   L   O   V   E

W   o   R   L   D   !     B U S

Another fun-tastic day

           at Glove World.

G   L   O   V   E

W   o   R   L   D   !     B U S

G   L   O   V   E

W   o   R   L   D   !     B U S

🎈🎈🎈🎈🎈🎈🎈🎈🎈🎈

🎈🎈🎈🎈🎈🎈🎈🎈🎈🎈

🎈🎈🎈🎈🎈🎈🎈🎈🎈🎈🚌🚌🚌🚌🚌🚌🚌🚌🚌🚌🚌🚌🚌🚌🚌🚌🚌

🎈🎈🎈🎈🎈🎈🎈🎈🎈🎈🚌🚌🚌🚌🚌🚌🚌🚌🚌🚌🚌🚌🚌🚌🚌🚌🚌

🎈🎈🎈🎈🎈🎈🎈🎈🎈🎈🚌🚌🚌🚌🚌🚌🚌🚌🚌🚌🚌🚌🚌🚌🚌🚌🚌

🎈🎈🎈🎈🎈🎈🎈🎈🎈🎈🚌🚌🚌🚌🚌🚌🚌🚌🚌🚌🚌🚌🚌🚌🚌🚌🚌

🎈🎈🎈🎈🎈🎈🎈🎈🎈🎈🚌🚌🚌🚌🚌🚌🚌🚌🚌🚌🚌🚌🚌🚌🚌🚌🚌

🎈🎈🎈🎈🎈🎈🎈🎈🎈🎈🎈🚌🚌🚌🚌🚌🚌🚌🚌🚌🚌🚌🚌🚌🚌🚌🚌

🎈🎈🎈🎈🎈🎈🎈🎈🎈🎈🚌🚌🚌🚌🚌🚌🚌🚌🚌🚌🚌🚌🚌🚌🚌🚌🚌

🎈🎈🎈🎈🎈🎈🎈🎈🎈🎈🎈🚌🚌⭐⭐⭐🚌🚌🚌🚌🚌🚌🚌🚌🚌🚌🚌

🎈🎈🎈🎈🎈🎈🎈🎈🎈🎈🚌🚌🚌⭐⭐⭐🚌🚌🚌🚌🚌🚌🚌🚌🚌🚌🚌

                     🎈🚌🚌🚌🚌🚌🚌⭐⭐⭐⭐🚌🚌🚌🚌🚌🚌🚌🚌🚌🚌

🧽🧽🧽🧽🧽🧽🎈🚌🚌🚌🚌🚌🚌⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐🚌🚌🚌🚌🚌🚌🚌🚌

🧽🧽🧽🧽🧽🧽🎈🚌🚌🚌🚌🚌🚌⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐🚌🚌🚌🚌🚌🚌🚌🚌

🧽🧽🧽🧽🧽🧽🎈🚌🚌🚌🚌🚌🚌⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐🚌🚌🚌🚌🚌🚌🚌🚌

🧽🧽🧽🧽🧽🧽🧽🚌🚌🚌🚌🚌🚌⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐🚌🚌🚌🚌🚌🚌🚌🚌

🧽🧽🧽🧽🧽🧽🧽🚌🚌🚌🚌🚌🚌⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐🚌🚌🚌🚌🚌🚌🚌🚌

🧽🧽🧽🧽🧽🧽⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐🚌🚌🚌🚌🚌🚌🚌🚌

🧽🧽🧽🧽🧽🧽⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐🚌🚌🚌🚌🚌🚌🚌🚌

🧽🧽🧽🧽🧽⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐🚌🚌🚌🚌🚌🚌🚌🚌

( grunting )

$

$

( clearing throat )

$  $  $

$  $  $

$  $  $

$  $  $

$  $  $

Let me get my wallet.

Let me get my wallet.

$

$

$

( grunting )

$ $ $

$ $ $

$ $ $

( grunting )

$ $ $

$ $ $

$ $ $

Wait, let me check

           this pocket.

$

$

$

( grunting )

No…

Patrick, do you have

           any change?

$

How much

do you need?

How much is it?

$

                  50 cents.

Nope.        50 cents.

SPONGEBOB:

Let me check

my other pocket.

Forget it!

What did you say?

Just take

your seat!

$

Thanks, mister.

Yeah, whatev…

$ $ $

$ $ $

$ $ $

$

( snoring )

Show me what you got

at Glove World.

Okay, here’s

my glove light.

                                             Wow.

I see you.

I see you.

( both laughing )

I got gloves for my

glove action figure.

Cool!

Cool!

  You   Are   Now

L  E  A  V  i  N  G

   Bikini   Bottom

Hey, SpongeBob.

Yeah, Patrick?

Where’s “Leaving

Bikini Bottom”?

Where did you

see that?

We just passed

the sign.

“You are now in

leaving Bikini Bottom.”

Oh!

                                             What?

What’s wrong,

SpongeBob?

  B  i  k  i  n  i

B  o  t  t  o  m

  City   Limits

Patrick, I think we’re on

                       the wrong

Patrick, I think we’re on

                       the wrong

bus!

bus!

bus!

                                             Bus!

( teeth chattering )

( teeth chattering )

Whoa!

Whoa!

( chuckling )

B     U     Z           Z     t     A     T     i     O     N

B  U  Z

But, sir, we need

to get back to

Bikini Bottom.

Oh, well.

( tires screeching )

Where is this,

SpongeBob?

SPONGEBOB:

“Rock Bottom.”

B     U     Z           Z     t     A     T     i     O     N

It sure is weird

around here.

Kind of different.

Even the soil

looks different.

Would you… ( raspberry )

Would you… ( raspberry )

mind… ( raspberry )

putting me down?

( gasping )

SpongeBob, I don’t like it here.

It’s dark and scary.

I don’t want to be here.

I want to go home!

Look! I-I can’t even tell

the bathrooms apart!

( toilet flushing )

R E S t R O M M Z

               o

?           ¿

?                                                 ¿

( toilet flushing )

Uh… that’s an

easy one, Patrick.

Uh, just wait for

someone to come out

and then you’ll know.

( groaning )

?

                                             ( Gasping )

Maybe we should

wait for one more.

                            ¿

                                             Ugh.  

                                                       Ooh.

?

                                             Ooh.  

                                                       Eee.

( both gasping )

?

                                               Oh.  

                                                       Aah!

?

I still can’t

read the sign.

I want to go home!

Uh… uh… okay.

You wait for the bus,

call me if it comes

I’m going to get

a bus schedule.

Boy, this place

sure is creepy.

                                       Hey, SpongeBob!

Bus is here!

( panting )

( Crying )

SpongeBob!

( panting and gasping )

( yammering )

( sighs )

Well, I guess Grandpa

SquarePants was right--

“Don’t run for a bus…

           ( elderly voice ):

Especially one that’s going up

           at a 90-degree angle.”

I’d better go wait

for the next one.

B U Z

Come on, bus!

B     U     Z

Come on, bus!

B     U     Z

I got to get home

           and feed Gary!

Uh-oh. Shoe’s untied.

Uh-oh. Shoe’s untied.

Under…

and over…

B     U     Z

and loop-de-loop…

and over… and…

through the bell.

B   U   Z

Wait!

B   U   Z

( wind whistling )

B     U     Z

B     U     Z

My balloon!

B     U     Z

( panting and grunting )

B  U  Z

B  U  Z

Wait!

Hold on!

Stop that bus!

B     U     Z

Aw, not again!

Um, excuse me, sir.

B     U     Z

Can you help me?

( raspberry )

Uh… uh, yeah, I…

No… no!

B   U   Z                                                                 B     U     Z           Z     t     A     T     i     O     N

Not the balloon!

BuS

           I need to know

when the next bus comes.

BUZ

( screaming and panting )

BUZ

( screaming and panting )

BUZ

Well, there goes another one.

B    U    Z

I got to be more diligent.

I am not leaving this spot

                      no matter what!

B    U    Z

( stomach growling )

B    U    Z

Getting hungry.

B    U    Z

Glove candy dispenser.

B    U    Z

Good thing I went

           to Glove World.

B    U    Z

Ah, ah, ah-ah-ah.

( chewing loudly )

B    U    Z

Ew! Glove-flavored!

Hey! What’s that?

B    U    Z

Candy machine.

K    A    N    D    Y

B U Z                                                                                                                                  R E S t R O o M Z

                                                                                                                                            ?                         ¿

                                                                                                                                                                                                    K A N D Y

Mmm.

Kelp Nougat Crunch.

B    U    Z

Mmm.

U   Z                                                 B     U     Z           Z     t     A     T     i     O     N

( wind whistling )

I’m not leaving this spot

                       no matter what!

B    U    Z

( stomach growling )

I’ll only be gone a second.

B U Z                                                                              A           B           C           D

                                                                                       E           F           B           H

25¢                    A           B           C           D

                          E           F           B           H

Hey!

( frustrated grunt )

B U Z                                                                              A           B           C           D

                                                                                       E           F           B           H

( stomach growling )

B    U    Z

B U Z                                                                              A           B           C           D

                                                                                       E           F           B           H

B U Z                                                                    25¢        A           B           C           D

                                                                                           E           F           B           H

Wait!

B U Z                                                                              A           B           C           D

                                                                                       E           F           B           H

A                 B                 C

E                 F                 G

B U Z                                                                              A           B           C           D

                                                                                       E           F           B           H

Come on, come on!

K       E       L       P

K       E       L       P

K       E       L       P

A                                           B                                          C

A           B           C           D

E           F           B           H

( frustrated grunt )

B U Z                                                                              A           B           C           D

                                                                                       E           F           B           H

A           B           C           D

E           F           B           H

A           B           C           D

E           F           B           H

K    E    L    P

( bus engine revving )

( bus engine revving )

B U Z                                                                              A           B           C           D

                                                                                       E           F           B           H

( laughing )

B U Z                                                                              A           B           C           D

                                                                                       E           F           B           H

( frustrated grunt )

B  U  Z                                                                              A           B           C           D

                                                                                       E           F           B           H                                     

                                     P     L     E     K

Hey!

That was mine!

B U Z                                                                              A           B           C           D

                                                                                       E           F           B           H

Barnacles!

B U Z                                                                              A           B           C           D

                                                                                       E           F           B           H

All right, that’s it!

No more Mr. Nice Guy!

B U Z                                                                                                K    A    N    D    Y

                                                                                                         K    A    N    D    Y

Tartar sauce!

B U Z                                                                                                K    A    N    D    Y

B   U   Z    B     U     Z           Z     t     A     T     i     O     N                R E S t R O o M Z

B   U   Z

B   U   Z

Fish face!

B   U   Z    B     U     Z           Z     t     A     T     i     O     N                R E S t R O o M Z

I’m getting to the bottom

of this right now!

B     U     Z           Z     t     A     T     i     O     N

           I want a bus

to Bikini Bottom!

I am first in line

N M A    t i O N

And no one is going

to tell me otherwise!

N M A    t i O N

( bubbly growling )

!  N  f  O  R  N  M  A  t  i  O  N

Okay, second.

I am second in line.

( fierce growling )

Okay, third is good!

( screeching )

Fourth, not bad.

( panting )

( panting )

Okay… 329.

I am 329th in line

and nobody

forget it.

( raspberry )

3        2        9

( groaning )

           TICKET AGENT:

Next ( raspberry ).

           Well, at least

the line is moving.

3        2        9

( raspberries )

( raspberries )

( angry grunt )

Tartar sauce!

( angry sputtering )

( raspberry ) Next.

( raspberry ) Next.

0    7    E    3     •    W

X                           111

          F     3     1     6

( snoring )

( raspberry ) Next.

( raspberry ) Next!

Huh?

Next? ( raspberry )

!  N  f  O  R  N  M  A  t  i  O  N

Finally--

yes, I’m next!

When is the next bus

to Bikini Bottom?

What ( raspberry )?

The bus schedule.

The next bus.

I can’t… ( raspberry )

!   N   F   O   R   N   M   A   t   i   O   N

Understand… ( raspberry )

!         N         F         O         R         N         M         A         t         i         O         N

Your accent ( raspberry ).

The next bus… ( raspberry )

To bikini… ( raspberry )

Bottom… ( raspberry ).

Oh… ( raspberry )

Oh… ( raspberry )

Why didn’t you say so

( raspberry )?

!   N   F   O   R   N   M   A   t   i   O   N

Next bus leaves

in ( raspberry )

five seconds?

!   N   F   O   R   N   M   A   t   i   O   N

!  N  f  O  R  N  M  A  t  i  O  N                                         B  U  Z

Ooh, tough luck, kid

( raspberry ).

That’s the last one

till morning.

!   N   F   O   R   N   M   A   t   i   O   N

( raspberry )

Oh, ( raspberry) no,

( raspberry) you don’t!

( raspberry )

Good night

( raspberry ).

!         N         F         O         R         N         M         A         t         i         O         N

                      C         L         O         S         E         D

Hold it!

!         N         F         O         R         N         M         A         t         i         O         N

                      C         L         O         S         E         D

I’m not through here

( raspberry ).

Do you hear me

( raspberry )?

I demand you come back

and get me a bus

to Bikini Bottom right now!

Until then, I am not

leaving this spot!

( raspberries )

!         N         F         O         R         N         M         A         t         i         O         N

                      C         L         O         S         E         D

( raspberries )

!         N         F         O         R         N         M         A         t         i         O         N

                      C         L         O         S         E         D

                      C         L         O         S         E         D

Uh…

                      C         L         O         S         E         D

( giggling )

Okay, like I said

I’ll be right here

when you get back…

at this spot…

in the dark.

By myself.

With no one around.

C  L  O  S  E  D                                                    B  U  Z

Except my glove light!

!    N    F    O    R    N    M

            C    L    O    S

!    N    F    O    R    N    M

            C    L    O    S

Ah, that’s better.

Ah, that’s better.

C    L    O    S    E    D

( sparking and raspberry )

C    L    O    S    E    D

This isn’t your average

everyday darkness.

This is…

advanced darkness.

Hey, if I close my eyes

it doesn’t seem so dark.

( distant

   raspberry )

                       ( raspberry )

Who’s there?

C    L    O    S    E    D

Well, I guess that spot

will be there tomorrow.

I think I’d better

just keep walking.

B U Z

( raspberry )

                       Running.

Better start running

running, running.

( raspberry )

Sprinting! Yes!

I just got to keep sprinting!

Sitting…

sitting… bleeding.

Hey…

who’s there?

( raspberry )

Okay, that’s enough.

( raspberry )

Don’t come closer!

( raspberry )

I’m warning you!

( raspberry )

I’m a sponge!

( screaming )

( Raspberry )

Oh, it’s only you.

Well, that solves

my balloon problem

Well, that solves

my balloon problem

but I’ve got

a bigger problem--

I’m kind of stuck here.

I need to catch a bus

to get home.

            You don’t understand

a word I’m saying, do you?

Balloon ( raspberry )

has ( raspberry )

enough ( raspberry )

air ( raspberry ),

thanks ( raspberry ).

( raspberries )

Hey, I get it.

Balloon travel.

Thank ( raspberry )

you ( raspberry ).

You’re welcome.

EN T E R i N G

    R O C K

B o T T O M

Ah, home at last.

Don’t worry,

SpongeBob

I’m coming back for you!

Episode Transcript: Texas (SpongeBob SquarePants) (transcript) (3/22/2000) [Closed Captioning][]

Sandy’s   homesick   for   good   ol’   Texas   and   plans   to   go   back   home.   To

cheer   her   up,   SpongeBob   decides   to   bring   a   bit   of   Texas   right   to

Bikini   Bottom.

⭐              T              E              X              A              S

storyboard director

Sherm Cohen

storyboard artist

Vincent Waller

written by

Sherm Cohen

Vincent Waller

David Fain

animation director

Sean Dempsey

creative director

Derek Drymon

special musical

appearance by

Junior Brown

                      SPONGEBOB:

Good morning, Bikini Bottom!

Ah, what a beautiful day.

♪ Doo-doo-doo-doo, doo-doo-doo ♪

I wonder if Patrick’s at home.

Hiya, SpongeBob.

Watcha doing?

Going over to

Sandy’s place.

Hey, what’s this?

This doesn’t look

like Sandy’s place.

Don’t lose your

barnacles, boys.

Hi-ya!

There it is.

What is it?

Can’t you see?

It’s Texas.

SPONGEBOB:

“Texas”?

What’s a Texas?

Oh, it’s nothing

but a memory now.

All right, then.

Uh, let’s make one

of your tree dome.

Y-You know,

all of a sudden

I don’t feel much like

sandcastles, SpongeBob.

I’ll see y’all later.

Hmm? Sandy…

Ha Ha Hi-ya!

Ha Ha Hi-ya!

Aw, SpongeBob

I’m just not feeling

up to karate right now.

( laughing )

I get it.

“Not feeling up to karate,” huh?

Whatever you say, Sandy.

            Boy, I hope

Sandy doesn’t attack me

from behind.

Hi-ya!

( growing )

( grunting and groaning )

Uh… Sandy?

Surf’s up, Sandy.

No thanks.

( jellyfish buzzing )

Boy, there’s nothing

like going jellyfishing.

( giddy laughter )

Whoa!

( giddy laughter )

Look, Sandy,

we caught one!

Listen, SpongeBob

right now, I don’t want

to build sandcastles

play karate or eat jellyfish.

( laughing )

We don’t eat ‘em!

We let ‘em go!

Fly away,

little critter!

Go on, go back home

where you belong.

Run along, back to your family

and friends.

I know they miss you

as much as you miss them.

Hurry, before they forget you

and leave you behind!

Remember--

♪ There’s no place

like home ♪

( sobbing )

( gurgling sobs )

( flushing )

( gasping )

Sandy, what the heck

are you crying about?

                      I ain’t cryin’,

my helmet just sprung a leak.

Sandy…

Oh, I guess I’m just feeling

           a little homesick.

Homesick, huh?

Mm-mmm.

SPONGEBOB:

Almost there!

Dad-gum it, SpongeBob,

what is it?

♪ Da, ta-da! ♪

SPONGEBOB AND PATRICK:

Welcome home, Sandy!

( sobbing )

Sandy?

Go away.

I don’t get it, Patrick.

What’s wrong with Sandy?

           Maybe it’s just

a squirrel thing.

( tuning )

♪ Wish I was back in Texas ♪

♪ The ocean’s no place

           for a squirrel ♪

♪ Wish I was in Texas ♪

♪ Prettiest place

           in the world ♪

♪ Oh, no ♪

♪ I guess a-deep in my heart ♪

♪                  🎵

♪ I’ll always be

a Texas girl ♪

♪    🎵       ♪   ♬   ♪  🎵

♪ I want to go ho-o-o-o-ome ♪

♪ Ho-ome ♪

( clams howling )

🎵            ♪          ♪         ♩    ♩                          ♪     ♪        ♩

( Sandy yodeling )

Hey, Patrick--

listen to that!

♬                                                                                                              ♩                         ♪

Get ‘em off me!

Get ‘em off me!

♩    🎵

♭         ♪     ♪       ♪

♪                   

🎵      ♪    ♩  ♩ ♪     🎵         ♪         ♩

♪   ♪     ♪♩  ♩ ♪       ♪   ♩          ♪   ♩

Patrick!

Listen…

hear that?

It’s Sandy.

♪ I want to wake up in Texas ♪

♪ I miss those wide-open skies ♪

( chittering )

♪ I miss my 20 acres ♪

♪ Barbecues and pecan pies ♪

♪ Oh, why ♪

♪ When I’m so far from you,

                                  Texas ♪

♪ All I can do is cry ♪

( sobbing )

( music continues )

   THE

KRuSTy

  KRaB                                                                                   ENTER

( sniffing )

$

$

$

$

$

( sobbing )

( Sandy yodels )

( sobbing )

( blowing )

♪ I want to go ho-o-o-ome ♪

           ( deep voice ):

♪ I want to go ho-ome. ♪

( sobbing loudly )

Do you think she knows

the muffin man song?

Patrick, she sang that

song from her heart!

She really misses Texas.

Well, let’s go get some Texas

           and bring it down here.

Patrick,

you can’t…

That’s it!

Patrick, your

genius is showing.

Where?!

Everything

looks perfect.

T H E

K R u S T y

K R a B                                                          ENTER

We’re going to go

get Sandy now.

           MR. KRABS:

Well, hurry it up, lads!

Can’t squat like this forever!

           SPONGEBOB AND PATRICK:

Krusty Krab! Krusty Krab!

           Sandy’s surprise

is at the Krusty Krab!

Wait’ll she sees the…

Shh!

Don’t spoil

the surprise.

( giggling )

Hey, Sandy!                     Hey, Sandy!

You want to

come with us

to the Krusty Krab?

Hey, SpongeBob.

Hey, Patrick.

What are you doing

with those bags?

I’m goin’ back home to Texas.

What?! Now?!

You can’t! I mean, we…

It’s time for

this tumbleweed

to tumble on home.

W-Wait, Sandy.

            You can’t, uh…

‘cause we were gonna…

at the Krusty Krab

is… that is not

the right direction…

Wait! If you don’t…

           If I can’t…

( sputtering )

Sandy, wait a second!

You don’t want to

leave without having

one last Krabby Patty

down at the Krusty Krab!

I’m tired of fish

food, SpongeBob.

B-but Sandy,

don’t you want

to say good-bye

to all your friends

down at the Krusty Krab?

I just can’t do

that, SpongeBob.

It’d be too sad.

N-no, no, wait!

Sandy!

I can’t believe

she’s gone.

Yeah. What’s so great

about dumb, old Texas?

What did you say?

Texas is dumb?

                      Don’t you dare

take the name of Texas in vain!

You mean we can’t

say anything bad

about dumb, old Texas?

No, you can’t!

Oh, then, can we

say people from

Texas are dumb?

No! You can’t say nothin’

                      about Texas!

Oh!

So we shouldn’t say anything bad

                       about Tex-as!

I’m warning you, SpongeBob!

Look, Patrick--

I’m Texas!

Duh, howdy, y’all!

I’m Texas, too.

Get a dog, little longie.

Howdy, y’all!

Howdy, y’all!

Get a dog,

little longie!

Get a dog…

y’all best cut it out!

♪ The stars at night

are dull and dim ♪

♪ Whenever

they have to be ♪

♪ Over dumb, old,

stupid Texas! ♪

Hey, Patrick, what am I now?

Uh… stupid?

No, I’m Texas!

What’s the difference!

( guffawing )

You all best apologize

or I’m going to be on you

           like ugly on an ape!

You’ll have

to catch us first!

( taunting laughter )

( both panting )

We did it.

We got her.

Krusty Krab,

here we come!

Can we say that plants

from Texas are dumb?

( guffaws )

Can we say that shoes

from Texas are dumb?

Uh, okay, Patrick,

           that’s enough.

Why? Do you think

that old slowpoke,

Texas, is gonna…

( screaming )

X          X

Run faster,

Patrick!

( both screaming )

( screams )

SpongeBob!

( screaming )

( gasping )

( teeth chattering )

SANDY:

Hi-ya!

( gasping )

                       You’re going

to take back what you said!

( sputtering and gasping )

No!

Almost there.

( grunting )

🧽

( screaming )

SpongeBob!

You been messin’ with the bull!

R

Now here come the horns!

No, Sandy!

No!

Ha PP  y  T E X a S                                                                                                                        ENTER

           ALL:

Howdy, y’all!

Wha… what’s this?

It’s a party.

For you!

For me?!

It’s your own little

slice of Texas.

Check it out, Sandy.

We got square dancin’...

giant barby-q’s…

Q

ow, ow, ow, ow, ow.

Homemade peas-

in-a-can pies

PEAS                                 P

P  E  A  S

and we got our very own

ten-gallon hats.

So, what do you think?

            You gonna stay?

( laughing )

( gurgling laughter )

Don’t cry anymore,

Sandy.

I’ll go get

your bags.

( gurgling continues )

( flushing )

I’m not cryin’.

I’m laughin’.

I appreciate what

y’all are trying

to do, SpongeBob

but home isn’t about

barbecues and pecan pies.

ENTER

Home is where

you’re surrounded

by other critters

that care about you.

ENTER

Huh?

Duh, what am I doin’?

I been home all along

and I took me till

just now to realize it.

Does that mean

you’ll stay?

I’m stayin’!

ENTER

( all cheering )

Whoo-hoo!

She’s stayin’!

Whoo! That makes me feel

all wiggly!

ENTER

Yeah, who needs

dumb, old Texas?

ENTER

                    SANDY:

What did you just say?

                               PATRICK:

Should I start running now?

Episode Transcript: Walking Small (SpongeBob SquarePants) (transcript) (3/22/2000) [Closed Captioning][]

So   he   can   use   Goo   Lagoon   as   the   site   of   the   new   Chum   Bucket

Mega-Bucket,   Plankton   tricks   SpongeBob   into   becoming   aggressive

and   mean,   driving   people   from   the   beach.

WaLkiNg

              SMALL

storyboard director

Aaron Springer

storyboard artist

Erik Wiese

written by

Aaron Springer

Erik Wiese

Mr. Lawrence

animation director

Sean Dempsey

creative director

Derek Drymon

W   e   l    c    o   m   e

                      T  o

G   O   O

    L    A      G  O   O     N

W   e   l    c    o   m   e

                      T  o

G   O   O

    L    A      G  O   O     N                                                 C   B

C   B

( evil laughter )

Attention, beachgoers!

You are trespassing!

C   B

You have exactly 17 minutes

           to haul your carcasses

off of the future site…

of the Chum Bucket Mega Bucket.

F   u  t  u  r  e       S i  t   e

       T  h  e

M     E          G    A

B    U   C  K  E    T!

Do you hear

something?

( high-pitched voice

              over bullhorn )

L  i F E g  U  a  R  D

Okay, have it your way!

I don’t mind bulldozing

over each

and every one…

Mommy, look.

C   B

           Somebody left

this toy tractor here.

Put that down,

Billy.

That has germs

on it.

Oh…

C         B

Aw, Mom…

C   B

You’ll see!

You’ll all see!

              The future site

of the Chum Bucket Mega Bucket

must be cleared

of these cretinous beachgoers

but it’s becoming

increasingly obvious!

I can deny it no longer!

I am small.

B u B - O                                                                                                                                   C   B

I need someone big

to clear the beach for me.

u   B   -   O

I need…

B    u  B - O

SpongeBob.

B    u  B - O

♪ Steppin’ on the beach,

           roo-to to-too ♪

♪ Steppin’ on the beach,

           roo-to to-too ♪

♪ Steppin’ on the beach,

           roo-to to-too ♪

♪ Steppin’ on the beach,

           roo-to to-too ♪

Yes. He’s the one.

( evil laughter )

I  C  E

   C  R  E  A  M

I’ll have one…

two please.

Thanks.

I  C  E

   C  R  E  A  M

One, please.

I  C  E

   C  R  E  A  M

Excuse me.

I  C  E

   C  R  E  A  M

One, please.

I  C  E

   C  R  E  A  M

Sorry, kid,

we’re all out.

Aw, barnacles.

I  C  E

   C  R  E  A  M

( sobbing )

( sobbing )

Plankton, what are

you doing here?

And why are you crying?

Oh, hi, SpongeBob.

           I’m crying because I’ve

got these two ice cream cones

but I only need one.

( sobbing )

I don’t know what to do

with the other one.

( sobbing )

I’ll eat one of those

ice cream cones for you.

                       SpongeBob,

would you do that for me?

Sure.

SpongeBob.

SpongeBob.

SpongeBob!

Yeah?

Isn’t it great

to get the things you desire?

Like that ice cream cone,

                       for instance.

Like that ice cream cone,

                       for instance.

You can have anything you want

           with a little training.

Training?

Yes. You just have to learn

to be more assertive,

and I can show you how.

Assertive, huh?

That’s right.

Anything I want?

Sounds great!

Wonderful.

( evil laughter )

( evil laughter )

( both laughing )

SpongeBob.

Don’t let that guy sit on you.

Assertiveness lesson number one.

Tell him to get off.

Um… excuse me, sir.

Y-you’re sitting

on my body

which is also my face.

No, no, be assertive.

Beep-beep.

Not insertive.

SpongeBob, you

missed your chance.

You’ve got to be aggressive

to get the things you want.

You’re too soft.

But I’m a spong…

Don’t say it.

( slurping )

There’s the guy who

took your ice cream.

Don’t you want it back?

Ice cream.

Listen, you.

My friend’s got

something to say.

What? Who said that?

Was it you?

Tell him off, SpongeBob.

Assert yourself.

That’s my ice cream cone.

Great!

Now let him have it!

You can have it.

Say, thanks.

No!

I’ll show you how.

Hey, pencil-neck!

Yeah, you!

Slither over here!

Surrender that ice cream cone

or every waking moment

for you will become

a swirling torrent

of pain and misery!

( sobbing )

Hey, that guy was crying.

Those were

tears of joy.

He was happy

that you were assertive.

Yeah!

You see how wonderful

life can be

when you’re maniacal?

           Uh, I thought

it was called assertive.

Whatever.

Well, if it got me

           this ice cream

then I like it.

( beeping )

I found something.

Uh, excuse me, my

metal detector broke.

Can I use yours?

Sure.

SpongeBob.

This is your

next lesson.

Be aggressive.

Tell that guy to take a hike.

Do you want to take

a hike with me?

Yeah.

Now look what

you’ve done!

Tell that guy to go

fall in a ditch.

Hey, go check

in that ditch.

Wow. Buried treasure.

Thanks.

Did you see that, Plankton?

That guy found

some buried treasure.

SpongeBob, you’ll

never get it right.

Tell that guy you know karate

and you’ll tie him in a knot

                       if you don’t get

your metal detector back.

Hey! I’m going to

tie your… shoe

if you don’t

give that back!

But I’m wearing

            sandals!

Okay! Never mind!

It’s all right, Plankton.

He’s wearing sandals.

What’s the matter?

Oh, nothing, SpongeBob.

Mama!

I was just beginning to think

that this is a waste of time.

No, it’s not.

Forget it.

I guess you don’t have what it

takes to be a standup guy.

Well, what

about airline food?

What?

Airline food!

My gosh, what is up

with that stuff?

Thank you. Good night.

( rimshot )

See, I can be

a standup guy. See?

SpongeBob, you’ll never

get what you want.

You always let people

step all over you.

You’re just like stairs.

Wait, Plankton,

give me another chance.

Okay, but this is

your last chance.

Look at all

those beach hogs

soaking up

your sun rays.

Do you have what it

takes to get a tan?

Just watch me!

( all coughing )

( all coughing )

Man, this thing is san… dy!

            Yes, my plan

is beginning to work.

They’re leaving the beach.

SpongeBob, that

was wonderful.

Is that an all-over tan?

Well, not all of me.

Hot dogs!

Hot dogs!

S   N  A  C   K

     B    A   R

S   N  A  C   K

     B    A   R

Look at that

huge line

at the hot

dog stand.

Assert yourself

to the front.

I’ll do better

than that.

Let’s go home.

S   N  A  C   K

     B    A   R

SpongeBob, that

was genius.

Look at all

those kite-flyers

blocking your view.

What?!

Breaking

your wind.

A-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!

( growling )

Hey, SpongeBob,

throw us the ball.

( trumpeting )

What do we

do now?

Let’s just go home,

I guess.

Ha! Plankton, did you see that?

I was a regular alpha male.

( panting )

Plankton?

( engine starting )

Huh?

Plankton, all my asserting

has driven everybody away.

Exactly.

You didn’t tell me

everyone would leave.

Oops.

Mega bucket!

F  u  t  u  r  e      S  i  t   e    o  f

      T h  e

M     E        G    A

B   U  C  K  E    T   !

            You used me

for land development.

That wasn’t nice.

Haven’t you figured

it out, SpongeBob?

Nice guys finish last.

Only aggressive people

conquer the world.

( evil laughter )

Well…

what about aggressively

           nice people?

Huh?

What are

you doing?

Hot dogs! Yay!

     S   N  A  C   K

          B    A   R

CLOSED

Hot dogs! Yay!

     S   N  A  C   K

          B    A   R

OPEN

( panting )

( panting )

( cheering )

Wait. SpongeBob, stop!

Butterfly kisses.

I… can’t take it.

It’s too cute.

It’s, it’s disgusting!

What happened?

I hit a reef

with my new board, dude.

No problem.

Whoa!

Color!

SpongeBob, stop--

before it’s too late.

                       Your kindness

is bringing everybody back.

Get back!

Wait!

Ooh! Ouch! Ow! Ow!

No! Ooh! Ow!

Cowabunga!

Thanks, dude.

That was awesome.

( groaning )

( groaning )

Gee, Plankton.

I’m sorry about

the Chum Bucket.

Forget about that.

I just can’t take so much

kindness at one sitting.

Need… hatred.

Volleyball, anyone?

ALL:

Yeah!

Service!

( laughing )

Ouch.

( laughing )

Ouch.

( laughing )

Ouch.

Episode Transcript: Fools in April (SpongeBob SquarePants) (transcript) (4/1/2000) [Closed Captioning][]

On   April   Fools   Day,   SpongeBob   plays   silly   pranks   on   everyone,   much

to   Squidward’s   dismay.

     F              o              O              L              S

                             I              N

        A              P              R              i              L

storyboard director

Aaron Springer

storyboard artist

Erik Wiese

written by

Aaron Springer

Erik Wiese

Merriwether Williams

animation director

Fred Miller

creative director

Derek Drymon

( snores )

( meows )

G    A    R    Y

( snores )

( meows )

Wake up, Gary.

( meows quizzically )

We’re moving today.

G    A    R    Y

( meows )

G    A    R    Y

That’s right.

We’re leaving home.

We’re going to become peasants.

( meows )

G    A    R    Y

No more food.

G    A    R    Y

Sorry, Gary.

G    A    R    Y

Peasants only eat

mashed-up clamshells.

( sobbing meow )

( sobbing )

G    A    R    Y

April fools!

G    A    R    Y

There you go, pal.

Whoo, I’m thirsty.

This is an extreme thirst.

Whew.

I’m exhausted.

           I sure can’t wait

to drink all these drinks.

April fools!

To me.

🧽

( braying laughter )

( laughing )

Hmm.

What’s he so happy about?

A pr i l

   1st

A pr i l

   1st

A pr i l

  1st

           April Fools’ Day is

SpongeBob’s favorite holiday.

            Mr. Krabs,

I can’t come in today.

I caught something terrible.

What’d you catch?

I caught sight

of the calendar.

Oh.

Hold on, Squidward.

There’s someone here to see you.

                        Say he’s

from the Barnacle Bay Art Museum

and he wants to honor you

           as artist of the month.

I have arrived.

I have arrived.

( giggling )

What?

What’s so funny?

Where’s the art dealer?

( laughing )

You just missed him.

Yeah, but he told us

to tell you…

( snickering )

Hey, tell me what?

He told me to tell you

April Fools.

Well, it’s been nice

working here.

Thanks for everything,

Mr. Krabs.

Squidward, wait.

Just send my last check

to the P.O. box, Mr. Krabs.

Squidward, it was just a joke.

No more jokes

on you today.

I promise.

You do?

Sure.

There’s lots of other

willing participants.

Right, Mr. Krabs?

( raspberry )

( laughing )

Well, as long

as it’s not me.

Excuse me.

UTENSILS

Could you tell me

where the forks are?

GALLEY GRUB     ORDER

                                HERE

UTENSILS

They’re right

here, lady.

Oh, but this is a spoon.

U   T   E   N   S   I   L   S

April Fools!

U   T   E   N   S   I   L   S

April Fools!

UTENSILS

Oh.

UTENSILS

( laughs )

Huh…

GALLEY   GRUB             ORDER

                                          HERE

Welcome to the Krusty Krab.

How may I help you?

Episode Transcript: Neptune’s Spatula (SpongeBob SquarePants) (transcript) (4/1/2000) [Closed Captioning][]

On   a   visit   to   the   Fry   Cook   Hall   of   Fame,   SpongeBob   pulls   a   mythical

spatula   from   a   vat   of   ancient   grease,   giving   him   claim   to   the   title   of

‘Worlds   Greatest   Fry   Cook.’

Episode Transcript: Hooky (SpongeBob SquarePants) (transcript) (2/23/2001) [Closed Captioning][]

Patrick   introduces   SpongeBob   to   the   adventure   of   riding   “the   hooks.”

Mr.   Krabs   hopes   his   tales   of   sea   creatures   winding   up   in   gift   shops   or

cans   will   convince   SpongeBob   to   keep   away.

H     O     o     K     y

storyboard director

Sherm Cohen

storyboard artist

Vincent Waller

written by

Sherm Cohen

Vincent Waller

Merriwether Williams

animation director

Edgar Larrazabal

creative director

Derek Drymon

special guest appearance by

John Lurie

&

Jim Jarmusch

                    NARRATOR:

Fishermen have quite an effect

on our undersea friends.

SUBURBAN

SOFT

                       SQUIDWARD:

SpongeBob, have you finished

           swabbing the deck?

T  H  E

K  R  u  S  T  y

K  R  a  B

ENTER

Almost. There’s a nasty barnacle

           under table nine.

                       They’re back!

They’re back, I tell you!

Episode Transcript: Mermaidman and Barnacleboy II (SpongeBob SquarePants) (transcript) (3/3/2001) [Closed Captioning][]

SpongeBob   wins   The   Conch   Signal   from   his   favorite   TV   show!   Now

he   can   summon   his   heroes   any   time   he’s   got   an   emergency.   But   not

being   able   to   reach   a   book   might   not   be   the   kind   of   emergency

Mermaidman   and   Barnacleboy   had   in   mind!

NICK.com    For SpongeBob games and more go to Nick.com

Credits: SpongeBob SquarePants: The Complete 1st Season DVD Disc 3[]

                                    X                                         

A              r              r              g              h           !

                    R                 O                 C                 K

B                 O                 T                 T                 O                 M

EXECUTiVE PRODUCER

Stephen Hillenburg

LiNE PRODUCER

Donna Castricone

ART DiRECTOR

Nicholas R. Jennings

SUPERViSiNG DiRECTOR

Alan Smart

STORY EDiTOR

Merriwether Williams

WRiTERS

Merriwether Williams

Mr. Lawrence

David Fain

Marcy Dewey

June Tedesco

Derek Drymon

Stephen Hillenburg

SCRiPT COORDiNATOR

Alex Gordon

CAST

Clancy Brown                                                                                                                            …………………… Eugene H. Krabs (character), Sea urchin,

                                                                                                                                                                                                         Gary the Snail (character)

Tom Kenny                                                                                                           ….. SpongeBob SquarePants (character), Sea turtle (on the game board),

                                                          Fred (character) (cameo) (Customer), Peggy the Pirate (debut), Jellyfish (cameo), The Flying Dutchman (character),

                                             Incidental 34 (Guy), Grandpa SquarePants (mentioned and depicted by SpongeBob), Gary the Snail (character) (mentioned)

Bill Fagerbakke                                                                                                                                                             ………………. Patrick Star (character),

                                                                                                                          The Flying Dutchman (character), Blind Beard the Pirate (debut), Sea urchin

Mr. Lawrence                                                                                          ….. Fred (character) (cameo), Incidental 64 (Thaddeus), Incidental 220 (Sick Fish),

                                                                   Incidental 202 (debut) (Lavender fish), Incidental 212 (debut) (Orange Fish), Incidental 222 (debut) (Clerk Fish)

CAST

Merriwether Williams ……………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………… Female singers

Carolyn Lawrence …………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………. Female singers

Jill Talley ……………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………. Female singers

Lori Alan ……………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………. Female singers

CAST

Brian Doyle-Murray                                                                                                                                             …………… The Flying Dutchman (character)

Dee Bradley Baker                                                                                     …… Incidental 41 (Bus Driver), Soil (debut), Incidental 200 (debut) (Purple Fish),

                        Incidental 214 (debut) (Blue Eel), Incidental 222 (debut) (Clerk Fish), Incidental 204 (debut) (Red Fish), Incidental 201 (debut) (Gray Fish),

    Incidental 211 (debut) (Glow Fish), Incidental 206 (debut) (Light teal), Incidental 205 (debut) (Purple Anglerfish), Incidental 202 (debut) (Lavender fish),

                                                                                                                        Incidental 221 (debut) (Dark yellow fish), Three baby fish (single appearance)

CASTiNG DiRECTOR

Donna Grillo

CASTiNG COORDiNATOR

Alex Gordon

EXECUTiVE ASSiSTANT

Jennie Monica

SUPERViSiNG SOUND ENGiNEER

Krandal Crews

2ND ENGiNEER

Jim Leber

ASSiSTANT ENGiNEER

Justin Brinsfield

PRODUCTiON AUDiO SUPERViSOR

Tony Ostyn

ANiMATiC SUPERViSOR

Paul Finn

ANiMATiC OPERATOR

Brian Robitaille

ANiMATiC SCANNER

Kevin Zelch

ASSiSTANT STORYBOARD ARTiSTS

Carl Greenblatt

Bruce B. Heller

Bill Reiss

Dan Povenmire

ORiGiNAL CHARACTER DESiGN

Stephen Hillenburg

CHARACTER DESiGNER

Todd White

PROP DESiGNER

Thaddeus Paul Couldron

CLEAN-UP ARTiST

Soonjin Mooney

LAYOUT SUPERViSOR

Kenny Pittenger

BG LAYOUT DESiGN

John Seymore

Paula Spence

BACKGROUND PAiNTERS

Peter Bennett

Michael Chen

Andy “Spike” Clark

Calvin G. Liang

DiGiTAL BG SUPERViSOR

Andrew Brandou

DiGiTAL BG COORDiNATOR

David Wigforss

DiGiTAL BG ASSiSTANTS

Stephen Christian

Steven Kellams

SUPERViSiNG COLOR STYLiST

Teale Reon Wang

COLOR STYLiST

Dene Ann Heming

PRODUCTiON COORDiNATORS

Megan Brown

June Tedesco

PRODUCTiON ASSiSTANTS

Marcy Dewey

Derek iversen

SHEET TiMiNG

Andrew Overtoom

Barbara Doormashkin-Case

FiNAL CHECKERS

Gary Hall

Karen Shaffer

POST PRODUCTiON DiRECTOR

Heather Adams

POST PRODUCTiON SUPERViSOR

Wendi McNeese

ADDiTiONAL POST PRODUCTiON SERViCES

Michael Petak

Mishelle Smith

Jeff Adams

PiCTURE EDiTOR

Lynn Hobson

POST PRODUCTiON SOUND

SUPERViSOR AND MiXER

Timothy J. BorQuez

SOUND FX DESiGNER AND EDiTOR

Jeffrey Hutchins

DiALOGUE EDiTOR

Gabriel Rosas

RE-RECORDiNG MiXERS

Timothy J. BorQuez

Eric Freeman

FOLEY ARTiST

Monette Holderer

MUSiC EDiTOR

Nicolas Carr

MUSiC COMPOSED BY

The Blue Hawaiians

Sage Guyton & Jeremy Wakefield

Steven Belfer

Brad Carow

MUSiC CONTRiBUTiONS

Lovecat Music

SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS

THEME SONG

LYRiCS BY

Stephen Hillenburg

Derek Drymon

COMPOSED BY

Hank Smith Music

PERFORMED BY

Pat Pinney

ON-LiNE EDiTORS

Barry Cohen

Dan Aguliar

DAViNCi COLORiST

Dexter P.

POST PRODUCTiON SERViCES

Todd AO-Hollywood Digital

Hacienda Post

The Post Group

Encore Video

ANiMATiON SERViCES

Rough Draft Studios, Korea

OVERSEAS SUPERViSOR

Doug Williams

LiVE ACTiON iSLAND FOOTAGE BY

Bad Clams Productions, inc.

TiTLE STiLL PHOTOGRAPHY BY

David Frapwell

DEVELOPED BY

Derek Drymon

Tim Hill

Nicholas R. Jennings

PRODUCTiON EXECUTiVE

Eric Coleman

EXECUTiVE iN CHARGE

OF PRODUCTiON

Brian A. Miller

⭐              T              E              X              A              S

WaLkiNg

              SMALL

EXECUTiVE PRODUCER

Stephen Hillenburg

LiNE PRODUCER

Donna Castricone

ART DiRECTOR

Nicholas R. Jennings

SUPERViSiNG DiRECTOR

Alan Smart

STORY EDiTOR

Merriwether Williams

WRiTERS

David Fain

Mr. Lawrence

Merriwether Williams

Derek Drymon

Stephen Hillenburg

SCRiPT COORDiNATOR

Alex Gordon

CAST

Tom Kenny                          ………….. SpongeBob SquarePants (character), Jellyfish,

                        Incidental 23 (Fish #1), Incidental 42 (Fish #3), Incidental 23 (Fish #2),

                                       Incidental 30 (Anchovy), Incidental 71 (Unnamed Olive Fish),

                         Incidental 41 (Nat Peterson), Incidental 35 (Fish), Incidental 31 (Clay),

             Incidental 103 (Fish #1), Doll, Incidental 30 (Anchovy), Incidental 97 (Guy #3),

                     Incidental 41 (Fish #3), Incidental 98 (Guy #4), Incidental 64 (Thaddeus),

                                             Incidental 67 (character) (Guy #5), Incidental 62 (Guy #6),

                                                                                        Other Goo Lagoon beachgoers

Bill Fagerbakke          ……………………. Patrick Star (character), Dave (Incidental 42),

                                Incidental 10 (Franco), Incidental 16 (Buddy), Incidental 73 (Paco),

                                  Incidental 68 (looks different) (Lloyd-Rich), Incidental 92 (Dennis)

Carolyn Lawrence                                    …………………… Sandy Cheeks (character),

                      Incidental 14 (Evelyn), Incidental 45 (Shubie), Incidental 46 (Nazz-Mimi),

                                                                    Incidental 8 (Tina Fran), Incidental 106 (Ivy)

Dee Bradley Baker  …….. Incidental 32 (Don the Whale), Scallops and clams (Clams),

                                    Incidental 155 (Lifeguard Fish), Incidental 103 (Monroe Timmy),

   Incidental 41 (Fish #2), Incidental 40 (Harold “Bill” Reginald), Incidental 18 (Horace),

          Incidental 6 (Tom), Incidental 70 (Guy), Octopus vendor (debut) (Hot Dog Fish),

          Incidental 100 (Guy #2), Incidental 107 (Frankie Billy), Incidental 3 (Harry Fish),

          Incidental 32 (Don the Whale), Incidental 42 (Fish #4), Incidental 37B (Fish #6),

                                                                                         Incidental 61 (Unnamed crab)

CAST

Junior Brown ………………………………… Singer (Self), Bulls (debut), Horse (debut)

Clancy Brown                                                 …………………… Mr. Krabs (character),

                                                                                                          Incidental 5 (John)

Rodger Bumpass …………. Squidward Tentacles (character), Incidental 42 (Fish #3),

                                                                                                    Incidental 18 (Horace)

Mary Jo Catlett ………………………………………………………. Mrs. Puff (character)

Thomas F. Wilson ………….. Flats the Flounder (character), Incidental 31 (Fish Guy),

                                                                                                      Incidental 16 (Buddy)

CAST

Lori Alan ……….. Pearl Krabs (character), Incidental 22 (Fish #2), Incidental 11 (Fish)

Mr. Lawrence ……………………………………………….. Larry the Lobster (character),

                 Sheldon J. Plankton (character), Incidental 37A (Gus), Incidental 17 (Perry),

              Incidental 39 (Lou), Incidental 39 (Ice Cream Guy), Fred (character) (Fish #1),

                                                                     Incidental 2 (Archie), Incidental 85 (Lonnie)

Sirena irwin  ………………………. Incidental 22 (Jennifer Millie), Incidental 11 (Sheila),

              Incidental 12 (Vera Fishbowl), Incidental 8 (Girl #1), Incidental 14 (Mom Fish),

        Incidental 22 (Jennifer Millie), Incidental 47 (Sadie), Incidental 48 (Abigail Marge),

        Incidental 63 (Martha Smith), Incidental 69 (character) (Cara), Incidental 106 (Ivy)

Carlos AlazraQui ……………………………………….... Incidental 23 (Charlie), Scooter,

                                                                                                    Incidental 37B (Martin),

                                                                                                     Incidental 23 (Charlie),

                                                                                                                      Eel (debut),

                                                                                                          Incidental 5 (John),

                                                                                        Incidental 60 (Nathiel Waters),

                                                                                                            Scooter (Fish #5),

                                                                                                       Scooter (Surfer Fish)

Camryn Walling            ………………………….. Incidental 65 (named Billy) (Boy Fish),

                                                               Incidental 103 (Tommy), Little girl (debut) (Kid)

CASTiNG DiRECTORS

Donna Grillo Gonzales

Donna Grillo

CASTiNG COORDiNATOR

Alex Gordon

SCRiPT AND CASTiNG COORDiNATOR

Alex Gordon

EXECUTiVE ASSiSTANT

Jennie Monica

SUPERViSiNG RECORDiNG ENGiNEER

Krandal Crews

SUPERViSiNG SOUND ENGiNEER

Krandal Crews

2ND RECORDiNG ENGiNEER

Jim Leber

ASSiSTANT ENGiNEER

Justin Brinsfield

PRODUCTiON DiALOGUE SUPERViSOR

Tony Ostyn

PRODUCTiON AUDiO SUPERViSOR

Tony Ostyn

AUDiO SUPERViSOR & DiALOGUE EDiTOR

Tony Ostyn

ANiMATiC SUPERViSOR

Paul Finn

ANiMATiC EDiTOR

Brian Robitaille

ANiMATiC OPERATOR

Brian Robitaille

ANiMATiC SCANNER

Kevin Zelch

ASSiSTANT STORYBOARD ARTiSTS

C.H. Greenblatt

Carl Greenblatt

Bruce B. Heller

William Reiss

Octavio Rodriguez

ORiGiNAL CHARACTER DESiGN

Stephen Hillenburg

CHARACTER DESiGNER

Todd White

PROP DESiGNER

Thaddeus Paul Couldron

CLEAN-UP ARTiSTS

Soonjin Mooney

Heath Cecere

LAYOUT SUPERViSOR

Kenny Pittenger

BG LAYOUT DESiGN

John Seymore

Paula Spence

BACKGROUND PAiNTERS

Peter Bennett

Michael Chen

Andy “Spike” Clark

Calvin G. Liang

DiGiTAL BG SUPERViSOR

Andrew Brandou

DiGiTAL BG COORDiNATOR

David Wigforss

BG SCANNiNG DEPARTMENT

Stephen Christian

Steven Kellams

DiGiTAL BG ASSiSTANTS

Stephen Christian

Steven Kellams

COLOR KEY SUPERViSOR

Teale Reon Wang

SUPERViSiNG COLOR STYLiST

Teale Reon Wang

COLOR STYLiST

Dene Ann Heming

PRODUCTiON COORDiNATORS

Megan Brown

June Tedesco

PRODUCTiON ASSiSTANTS

Marcy Lynn Dewey

Marcy Dewey

Derek iversen

SHEET TiMER

Andrew Overtoom

SHEET TiMiNG

Andrew Overtoom

FiNAL CHECKER

Karen Shaffer

KEY ANiMATiON FOR WAVES

Kathleen Quaife

POST PRODUCTiON DiRECTOR

Heather Adams

POST PRODUCTiON SUPERViSOR

Wendi McNeese

ADDiTiONAL POST PRODUCTiON SERViCES

Jeff Adams

Matt Brown

Michael Petak

Mishelle Smith

Sean Trask

POST PRODUCTiON ASSiSTANTS

Michael Petak

Mishelle Smith

Jeff Adams

ADDiTiONAL POST PRODUCTiON SERViCES

Michael Petak

Mishelle Smith

Jeff Adams

PiCTURE EDiTOR

Lynn Hobson

POST PRODUCTiON SOUND

SUPERViSOR AND MiXER

Timothy J. BorQuez

SOUND FX DESiGNER AND EDiTOR

Jeffrey Hutchins

DiALOGUE EDiTOR

Gabriel Rosas

RE-RECORDiNG MiXERS

Timothy J. BorQuez

Timothy J. Garrity

Eric Freeman

FOLEY

Monette Holderer

FOLEY ARTiST

Monette Holderer

MUSiC EDiTOR

Nicolas Carr

MUSiC COMPOSED BY

The Blue Hawaiians

Sage Guyton & Jeremy Wakefield

Steven Belfer

Brad Carow

MUSiC CONTRiBUTiONS

Lovecat Music

The Langhorns

“i Wanna Go Home” SONG

LYRiCS BY

Sherm Cohen

Vincent Waller

COMPOSED AND PERFORMED BY

Junior Brown

SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS

THEME SONG

LYRiCS BY

Stephen Hillenburg

Derek Drymon

COMPOSED BY

Hank Smith Music

PERFORMED BY

Pat Pinney

ON-LiNE EDiTORS

Dan Aguilar

Dan Aguliar

Barry Cohen

Kip Gibson

DAViNCi COLORiST

Dexter P.

POST PRODUCTiON SERViCES

Todd AO-Hollywood Digital

Hacienda Post

The Post Group

Encore Video

ANiMATiON SERViCES

Rough Draft Studios, Korea

OVERSEAS SUPERViSOR

Doug Williams

LiVE ACTiON iSLAND FOOTAGE BY

Bad Clams Productions, inc.

TiTLE STiLL PHOTOGRAPHY BY

David Frapwell

LiVE ACTiON SQUiRREL PROViDED BY

Bischoff’s Expert

Taxidermists

DEVELOPED BY

Derek Drymon

Tim Hill

Nicholas R. Jennings

PRODUCTiON EXECUTiVE

Eric Coleman

EXECUTiVE iN CHARGE

OF PRODUCTiON

Brian A. Miller

Stephen Hillenburg

NICKELODEON

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