Wednesday, October 23, 1991 - 1989
ISBN 0-7939-1915-0
0 8616-21915-3 4
T was the week before Christmas,
but fate played a joke—No tree and
no presents—Homer was broke!
The Simpsons: The Simpsons Christmas Special (12/17/1989)
According to Bart Simpson, “If TV taught me anything,
it’s that miracles always happen to poor kids at
Christmas. It happened to Tiny Tim, it happened to the
Smurfs, and it’s going to happen to us.” But it better
happen fast. The Simpsons are in a yuletide jam—there’s
no money for presents, and they may
have to cancel Christmas! Before
the crisis ends, Homer gets a
job as a part-time Santa,
Bart gets a tattoo, and the
whole family—even
Grandpa and Marge’s
nasty sisters—get into the
holiday spirit when they
discover the true
meaning of Christmas.
LOOk, DAD!
IT’S SANTA’S
LITTLE
HELPER!
MAtt
GRoENING
THE SIMPSONS, Created by MATT GROENING
Developed by JAMES L. BROOKS, MATT GROENING, SAM SIMON
Executive Produced by JAMES L. BROOKS, MATT GROENING, SAM SIMON
Written by MIMI POND. Directed by DAVID SILVERMAN NOT RATED
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tHe SIMpSoNS ™
Christmas Special
MAtt GRoENING
THE SIMPSONS,
Created by
MATT GROENING
Developed by
JAMES L. BROOKS,
MATT GROENING,
SAM SIMON
Executive Produced by
JAMES L. BROOKS,
MATT GROENING,
SAM SIMON
Written by
MIMI POND.
Directed by
DAVID SILVERMAN
The Simpsons: The Simpsons Christmas Special (12/17/1989) [Closed Captioned][]
According to Bart Simpson, “If TV taught me anything,
it’s that miracles always happen to poor kids at
Christmas. It happened to Tiny Tim, it happened to the
Smurfs, and it’s going to happen to us.” But it better
happen fast. The Simpsons are in a yuletide jam—there’s
no money for presents, and they may
have to cancel Christmas! Before
the crisis ends, Homer gets a
job as a part-time Santa,
Bart gets a tattoo, and the
whole family—even
Grandpa and Marge’s
nasty sisters—get into the
holiday spirit when they
discover the true
meaning of Christmas.
LOOk, DAD!
IT’S SANTA’S
LITTLE
HELPER!
tHe
SIMpSoNS™
Christmas Special
tHe
✨
SIMpSoNS™
Christmas Special
[ Marge ]
OOH! CAREFUL, HOMER!
Co — Producers
AL JEAN
MIkE REISS
THERE’S NO TIME TO BE
CAREFUL. WE’RE LATE.
[ Tires Screeching ]
Co — Producer
LARINA JEAN ADAMSON
Produced By
RICHARD SAkAI
SPRING FIELD
ELEMENTARy
SCHOOL
CR
Books
Written By
MIMI POND
[ Children ]
♪ O LITTLE TOWN OF BETHLEHEM ♪
SPRING FIELD
ELEMENTARy
SCHOOL
CR
Books
Directed By
DAVID SILVERMAN
[ Children ]
♪ O LITTLE TOWN OF BETHLEHEM ♪
SPRINGFIELD ELEMENTARY
SCHOOL
ANNUAL
CHRISTMAS
PAGENT
“ ⭐⭐⭐½⭐ ” SPRINGFIELD SHOPPER.
♪ HOW STILL WE SEE THEE LIE ♪
SPRINGFIELD ELEMENTARY
SCHOOL
ANNUAL
CHRISTMAS
PAGENT
“⭐⭐⭐½⭐” SPRINGFIELD SHOPPER.
♪ HOW STILL WE SEE THEE LIE ♪
♪ HOW STILL WE SEE THEE LIE ♪
Created By
MATT GROENING
♪♪ [ Continues ]
[ Marge Whispering ]
SORRY. EXCUSE ME. PARDON ME.
Developed by
JAMES L. BROOkS
MATT GROENING
SAM SIMON
SORRY. EXCUSE ME.
HEY, NORMAN,
HOW’S IT GOIN’?
SO YOU GOT DRAGGED DOWN HERE
TOO, HUH?
HOW YOU DOIN’ FRED?
SORRY. EXCUSE ME.
YEAH. ‘SCUSE ME. OH!
[ Yelps ]
PARDON MY GALOSHES.
[ Laughs ]
PARDON MY GALOSHES.
[ Laughs ]
PARDON MY GALOSHES.
[ Laughs ]
♪ ARE MET IN THEE TONIGHT ♪♪
♪ ARE MET IN THEE TONIGHT ♪♪
♪ ARE MET IN THEE TONIGHT ♪♪
[ Applause ]
[ Applause ]
[ Laughs ]
WASN’T THAT WONDERFUL?
AND NOW
“SANTAS OF MANY LANDS,”
AND NOW
“SANTAS OF MANY LANDS,”
AS PRESENTED BY THE ENTIRE
SECOND GRADE CLASS.
OH! LISA’S CLASS.
OH! LISA’S CLASS.
OH! LISA’S CLASS.
FROHLICHE WEIHNACHTEN.
FROHLICHE WEINNACHTEN.
THAT’S GERMAN FOR
“MERRY CHRISTMAS.”
IN GERMANY, SANTA’S SERVANT
RUPRECHT GIVES PRESENTS
TO GOOD CHILDREN…
AND WHIPPING RODS
TO THE PARENTS OF BAD ONES.
[ Applause ]
[ Applause ]
[ Boy ]
MERRY KURISUMASU.
I AM HOTSEIOSHA,
A JAPANESE PRIEST
WHO ACTS LIKE SANTA CLAUS.
I HAVE EYES
IN THE BACK OF MY HEAD…
SO CHILDREN BETTER BEHAVE
WHEN I’M NEARBY.
[ Audience Gasps ]
[ Man ]
NOW PRESENTING LISA SIMPSON…
AS TAWANGA, THE SANTA CLAUS
OF THE SOUTH SEAS.
[ Homer ]
OOH, IT’S LISA!
THAT’S OURS.
[ Drums Beating,
Natives Chanting ]
[ Applause ]
[ Applause ]
[ Applause ]
AH, THE FOURTH GRADE
WILL NOW FAVOR US
WITH A MELODY--
UH, MEDLEY
OF HOLIDAY “FLAVORITES.”
♪ DASHING THROUGH THE SNOW ♪
♪ DASHING THROUGH THE SNOW ♪
♪ IN A ONE-HORSE OPEN SLEIGH ♪
♪ O’ER THE FIELDS WE GO ♪
♪ LAUGHING ALL THE WAY
HA HA HA ♪
♪ BELLS ON BOBTAIL RING ♪
♪♪ [ Continues ]
ISN’T BART SWEET, HOMER?
HE SINGS LIKE AN ANGEL.
HE SINGS LIKE AN ANGEL.
♪ OH, JINGLE BELLS
BATMAN SMELLS ♪
♪ ROBIN LAID AN EGG ♪
♪ THE BATMOBILE
BROKE ITS WHEEL ♪
♪ THE JOKER GOT AWA-- ♪
[ Screams ]
♪ JINGLE BELLS
JINGLE BELLS ♪
♪ JINGLE ALL ♪♪
[ Skinner ]
THE FIFTH GRADE
WILL NOW FAVOR US…
WITH A SCENE FROM
CHARLES, UH, DICKENS’
A CHRISTMAS CAROL.
[ Groans ]
HOW MANY GRADES
DOES THIS SCHOOL HAVE?
[ Marge’s Voice ]
“DEAR FRIENDS
OF THE SIMPSON FAMILY,
XMAS
BOX
“WE HAD SOME SADNESS AND
SOME GLADNESS THIS YEAR.
XMAS
BOX
“FIRST, THE SADNESS
OUR LITTLE CAT SNOWBALL…
XMAS
BOX
“FIRST, THE SADNESS
OUR LITTLE CAT SNOWBALL…
“WAS UNEXPECTEDLY RUN OVER
AND WENT TO KITTY HEAVEN.
“BUT WE THOUGHT
A NEW LITTLE CAT,
SNOWBALL II.
XMAS
BOX
“BUT WE THOUGHT
A NEW LITTLE CAT,
SNOWBALL II.
XMAS
BOX
[ Meow ]
“SO I GUESS
LIFE GOES ON.
XMAS
BOX
“SPEAKING OF LIFE GOING ON,
GRANDPA IS STILL WITH US,
FEISTY AS EVER.
“MAGGIE IS WALKING BY HERSELF,
“LISA GOT STRAIGHT A’s
AND BART--
“LISA GOT STRAIGHT A’s
AND BART--
“LISA GOT STRAIGHT A’s
AND BART--
“WELL, WE LOVE BART.
“THE MAGIC OF THE SEASON
HAS TOUCHED US ALL.
MARGE, HAVEN’T YOU FINISHED
THAT STUPID LETTER YET?
- “HOMER SENDS HIS LOVE.
HAPPY HOLIDAYS.
- MARGE!
XMAS
BOX
- “HOMER SENDS HIS LOVE.
HAPPY HOLIDAYS.
- MARGE!
XMAS
BOX
- “HOMER SENDS HIS LOVE.
HAPPY HOLIDAYS.
- MARGE!
- THE SIMPSONS.”
- MARGE, WHERE’S
THE EXTENSION CORD?
FOR HEAVEN’S SAKE, HOMER.
IT’S IN THE UTILITY DRAWER.
SORRY.
I’M JUST A BIG KID.
AND I LOVE CHRISTMAS
SO MUCH.
D’OH!
[ Grumbles]
D’OH!
[ Grumbles]
D’OH!
[ Grumbles]
ALL RIGHT, CHILDREN,
LET ME HAVE THOSE LETTERS.
I’LL SEND THEM
TO SANTA’S WORKSHOP
AT THE NORTH POLE.
OH, PLEASE.
THERE’S ONLY ONE FAT GUY
THAT BRINGS US PRESENTS,
AND HIS NAME
AIN’T SANTA.
UH-- A PONY?
A PONY
A PONY
A PONY
A PONY
A PONY
A PONY
Thank you
OH, LISA, YOU’VE ASKED FOR THAT
FOR THE LAST THREE YEARS,
AND I KEEP TELLING YOU
SANTA CAN’T FIT A PONY
INTO HIS SLEIGH.
CAN’T YOU TAKE A HINT?
BUT I REALLY WANT A PONY,
AND I’VE BEEN REALLY,
REALLY GOOD THIS YEAR.
OH, DEAR.
MAYBE BART IS
A LITTLE MORE REALISTIC.
- A TATTOO?
- A WHAT?
YEAH! THEY’RE COOL,
AND THEY LAST
THE REST OF YOUR LIFE.
YOU WILL NOT BE GETTING
A TATTOO FOR CHRISTMAS.
YEAH. IF YOU WANT ONE,
YOU’LL HAVE TO PAY FOR IT
OUT OF YOUR OWN ALLOWANCE.
- ALL RIGHT!
- HOMER!
[ Phone Ringing ]
“YELLO.”
[ Patty ]
MARGE, PLEASE.
WHO’S THIS?
MAY I PLEASE SPEAK TO MARGE?
THIS IS HER SISTER
ISN’T IT?
IS MARGE THERE?
WHO SHALL I SAY
IS CALLING?
MARGE, PLEASE.
WHO SHALL I SAY
IS CALLING?
MARGE, PLEASE.
IT’S YOUR SISTER ?
IT’S YOUR SISTER.
OH!
HELLO.
HELLO, MARGE.
IT’S PATTY.
HELLO.
HELLO, MARGE.
IT’S PATTY.
SELMA AND I COULDN’T BE
MORE EXCITED ABOUT SEEING OUR
BABY SISTER FOR CHRISTMAS EVE.
WELL, HOMER AND I
ARE LOOKING FORWARD
TO YOUR VISIT TOO.
WELL, HOMER AND I
ARE LOOKING FORWARD
TO YOUR VISIT TOO.
AS
X
[ Gagging ]
AS
X
SOMEHOW I DOUBT
THAT HOMER IS EXCITED.
AS
X
SOMEHOW I DOUBT
THAT HOMER IS EXCITED.
OF ALL THE MEN
YOU COULD’VE MARRIED,
I DON’T KNOW WHY
YOU PICKED ONE WHO’S
ALWAYS SO RUDE TO US.
[ Screams ]
GOOD ONE, DAD.
[ Applauds ]
OKAY, KIDS,
PREPARE TO BE DAZZLED.
MARGE, TURN ON THE JUICE!
[ Electricity Crackling ]
[ Electricity Crackling ]
[ Pop ]
WHAT DO YOU THINK, KIDS?
NICE TRY, DAD.
[ Groans ]
[ Flanders ]
JUST HOLD YOUR HORSES, SON.
HEY, SIMPSON!
WHAT IS IT, FLANDERS ?
DO YOU THINK
THIS LOOKS OKAY?
HO HO HO. HO HO HO.
MERRY XMAS
HO HO HO. HO HO HO.
XM
OH!
OH, NEATO!
IT’S TOO BRIGHT.
I OUGHTA-- FLANDERS.
WHAT A BIG SHOW-OFF.
- KIDS, YOU WANNA GO
CHRISTMAS SHOPPING?
- I DO!
- KIDS, YOU WANNA GO
CHRISTMAS SHOPPING ?
- I DO!
- ALL RIGHT! THE MALL!
- GO GET YOUR MONEY.
TELL US, MARGE.
WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN HIDING
THE CHRISTMAS MONEY ?
OH, I HAVE THE SECRETS.
TURN AROUND.
TURN AROUND.
[ Jingling ]
[ Jingling ]
- YOU CAN LOOK NOW.
- OOH! BIG JAR THIS YEAR.
[ Horns Honking,
Tires Screeching ]
Z ZZ
SPRINGFIELD
MALL
.
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W
X
Y
Z
ZZ
9
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P
O
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[ Train Whistle ]
[ Train Whistle ]
♪♪ [ Christmas Muzak ]
XMAS
SPECIAL
O
UP TO 12
LETTERS
Only $ 15 95
The Perfect Gift! CHEAP
✨
MOTHER
YOUR NAME
HERE
MOTHER
OH, BART,
THAT’S SO SWEET.
OH, BART,
THAT’S SO SWEET.
IT’S THE BEST PRESENT
A MOTHER COULD GET,
AND IT MAKES YOU LOOK
SO DANGEROUS.
[ Doorbell Jingling ]
ONE “MOTHER,” PLEASE.
WAIT A MINUTE.
HOW OLD ARE YOU?
- TWENTY-ONE, SIR.
- GET IN THE CHAIR.
WER PLANT
♪♪ [ Christmas Muzak ]
♪♪ [ Christmas Muzak ]
SEASON’S GREETINGS FROM
SPRINGFIELD
NUCLEAR POWER PLANT
♪♪ [ Christmas Muzak ]
MM-HMM.
DANGER
MM-HMM. MM-HMM.
BANSER DANGER
MM-HMM. MM-HMM.
[ Beeping ]
DANGER
MM-HMM. MM-HMM.
[ Beeping ]
DANGER
[ Smithers ]
ATTENTION, ALL PERSONNEL,
PLEASE KEEP WORKING…
NK
ETY
[ Smithers ]
ATTENTION, ALL PERSONNEL,
PLEASE KEEP WORKING…
NGER
DO NOT:
D
DURING THE FOLLOWING
ANNOUNCEMENT.
AND NOW OUR BOSS AND FRIEND
MR. BURNS.
D
NGER
DO NOT:
AND NOW OUR BOSS AND FRIEND
MR. BURNS.
D
NGER
DO NOT:
[ Mr. Burns ]
HELLO.
I’M PROUD TO ANNOUNCE…
NK
ETY
THAT WE’VE BEEN ABLE
TO INCREASE SAFETY
HERE AT THE PLANT…
THAT WE’VE BEEN ABLE
TO INCREASE SAFETY
HERE AT THE PLANT…
NGER
D DO NOT:
THAT WE’VE BEEN ABLE
TO INCREASE SAFETY
HERE AT THE PLANT…
B NGE
D
WITHOUT INCREASING THE COST
TO THE CONSUMER…
NK
ETY
OF AFFECTING MANAGEMENT
PAY RAISES.
G
HOWEVER, FOR YOU
SEMISKILLED WORKERS,
BURNS
THERE WILL BE
NO CHRISTMAS BONUSES.
BURNS
THERE WILL BE
NO CHRISTMAS BONUSES.
[ All Grumbling ]
OH, AND ONE MORE THING.
D
MERRY CHRISTMAS!
THINk
SAFETY
[ Mumbling ]
OH, THANK GOD
FOR THE BIG JAR.
[ Mumbling ]
OH, THANK GOD
FOR THE BIG JAR.
[ Mumbling ]
OH, THANK GOD
FOR THE BIG JAR.
ANGER
D DO NOT:
WHERE’S THAT BART ?
[ Bart Screams ]
THE HAPPY SAILOR
⚓
TATTOO SAILOR
XMAS
Special
chrimo STOP
OTHER
RoToVE
smog150 SSST
TOYS
[ Drill Whirring ]
[ Doorbell Jingling ]
[ Drill Whirring ]
[ Doorbell Jingling ]
SS
SALE
A
C
MOTHEr
[ Gasps ]
[ Gasps ]
[ Gasps ]
[ Gasps ]
SS
SALE SA
$$$$
$$$$
BUT, MOM,
I THOUGHT YOU’D LIKE IT.
HACK
HIS MONTH’S
FLAVORS
THE HAPPY SAI
⚓
TATTOO PARLOR
XMAS
SPECIAL
UP TO 10
LETTERS
OXR U.S.
POP
BUT, MOM,
I THOUGHT YOU’D LIKE IT.
THE POPCORN SHACK
FumI dm
THIS MONTH’
FLAVORS
YES, MRS. SIMPSON,
WE CAN REMOVE
YOUR SON’S TATTOO.
IT’S A SIMPLE ROUTINE
INVOLVING LASERS.
University
of Springfield
IRViNG ZITOFSkY
Zero Eaton
- COOL!
- HOWEVER, IT IS
RATHER EXPENSIVE,
- COOL!
- HOWEVER, IT IS
RATHER EXPENSIVE,
AND WE MUST INSIST
ON A CASH PAYMENT UP FRONT.
CASH?
MM-HMM.
CASH?
MM-HMM.
THANK GOD FOR
HOMER’S CHRISTMAS BONUS.
THANK GOD FOR
HOMER’S CHRISTMAS BONUS.
AY, CARAMBA!
NOW, WHATEVER YOU DO,
BOY, DON’T SQUIRM.
YOU DON’T WANNA
GET THIS SUCKER NEAR
YOUR EYE ON YOUR GROIN.
OTR
OTR
YOU DON’T WANNA
GET THIS SUCKER NEAR
YOUR EYE ON YOUR GROIN.
YOU DON’T WANNA
GET THIS SUCKER NEAR
YOUR EYE ON YOUR GROIN.
- [ TV: Gunshots ]
- OW! QUIT IT.
OW! QUIT IT.
OW! QUIT IT.
OW! QUIT IT.
HEY, WHAT’S WITH THIS?
OW! QUIT IT.
USED TO BE
A REAL BOSS TATTOO.
OW! QUIT IT.
USED TO BE
A REAL BOSS TATTOO.
OW! QUIT IT.
USED TO BE
A REAL BOSS TATTOO.
OW! QUIT IT.
USED TO BE
A REAL BOSS TATTOO.
BUT MOM HAD TO SPEND
ALL THE CHRISTMAS MONEY
HAVING IT SURGICALLY REMOVED.
BUT MOM HAD TO SPEND
ALL THE CHRISTMAS MONEY
HAVING IT SURGICALLY REMOVED.
HUH?
HUH?
[ Gasps ]
IT’S TRUE!
THE JAR IS EMPTY!
OH, MY GOD!
WE’RE RUINED.
CHRISTMAS IS CANCELED.
NO PRESENTS FOR ANYONE!
DON’T WORRY, HOMER.
WE’LL JUST HAVE TO STRETCH
YOUR CHRISTMAS BONUS…
EVEN FURTHER THIS YEAR.
[ Gasps ]
- HOMER?
- OH, YEAH.
MY CHRISTMAS BONUS.
[ Chuckles ]
HOW SILLY OF ME.
THIS’LL BE THE BEST
CHRISTMAS YET.
THIS’LL BE THE BEST
CHRISTMAS YET.
THE BEST ANY FAMILY
EVER HAD.
[ Laughs ]
[ Laughs ]
[ Laughs ]
HO HO HO.
HO HO HO.
HO HO HO.
HO HO HO.
HO HO HO.
HO HO HO.
HO HO HO.
MERRY XMAS
MERRY XMAS
HO HO HO.
HO HO HO.
HO HO HO.
HO HO HO.
HO HO HO.
HO HO HO.
HO HO HO.
HO HO HO.
HO HO HO.
HO HO HO.
HMM. I GET THE FEELING
THERE’S SOMETHING YOU
HAVEN’T TOLD ME, HOMER.
- HUH? OH. I LOVE YOU, MARGE.
- YOU TELL ME THAT ALL THE TIME.
OH, GOOD,
BECAUSE I DO LOVE YOU.
I DON’T DESERVE YOU AS MUCH
AS A GUY WITH A FAT WALLET…
AND A CREDIT CARD THAT WON’T
SET OFF THAT HORRIBLE BEEPING.
I THINK IT DOES HAVE
SOMETHING TO DO WITH
YOUR CHRISTMAS BONUS.
I KEEP ASKING FOR IT,
BUT--
MARGE, UM,
LET ME BE HONEST WITH YOU.
YES?
WELL, I WOULD--
I--I WANNA DO
THE CHRISTMAS SHOPPING
THIS YEAR.
UH, SURE, OKAY.
CIRCUS of VALUES
TWIT NOTHING
OVER
$500 SALE! CLOSED
X-MAS
SPECIALS
[ Homer ]
MARGE, MARGE.
HMM. LET’S SEE.
[ Homer ]
MARGE, MARGE.
HMM. LET’S SEE.
J
3JBZ
X09oy
FolbOB
EXIT
R2UD
QUART
COOD
NO
WETO
OOH, LOOK!
DEALS SAVE !!!
SA 35 4 99
PANTYHOSE.
PRACTICAL AND ALLURING.
ALS SAVE !!!
111 4 99
ALS SAVE !!!
111 4 99
A SIX-PACK.
OH! ONLY 4.99.
OOH! PADS OF PAPER.
SAVE!!
ELAS GIB
OOH! PADS OF PAPER.
SAVE!!
ELAS GIB
I BET BART CAN THINK OF
A MILLION THINGS TO DO
WITH THESE.
SAVE!!
ELAS GIB
THAT JUST LEAVES
LITTLE MAGGIE.
OH, LOOK!
SAVE!!
ELAS GIB
THAT JUST LEAVES
LITTLE MAGGIE.
OH, LOOK!
SAVE!!
ELAS GIB
A LITTLE SQUEAK TOY.
IT SAYS IT’S FOR DOGS,
BUT SHE CAN’T READ.
AMRY NOTHING
OVER
$ 5 00
OW! OH, SIMPSON,
IT’S YOU.
AMRY NOTHING
OVER
$ 5 00
OW! OH, SIMPSON,
IT’S YOU.
HELLO, FLANDERS.
OH, MY! WHAT A LITTLE MESS
WE’VE GOT HERE.
$ 5 00
WELL, WHICH ONES ARE YOURS
AND WHICH ONES ARE MINE?
$ 5 00
WELL, LET’S SEE.
OH, THIS ONE’S MINE.
THIS ONE’S MINE.
$ 5
WELL, LET’S SEE.
OH, THIS ONE’S MINE.
THIS ONE’S MINE.
$ 5
THIS ONE’S MINE,
AND THIS--
THEY’RE ALL YOURS!
$ 5
HEY, MR. SIMPSON,
YOU DROPPED YOUR PORK CHOP.
[ Squeaking ]
- GIMME THAT!
- WELL, HAPPY HOLIDAYS,
SIMPSON.
OVER
$ 5 00
GEE, DAD, THIS IS GONNA BE
THE BEST CHRISTMAS EVER.
YOU BET.
MARY
MARY
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JOY
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WHAT’S THE MATTER, HOMER?
SOMEBODY LEAVE A LUMP OF COAL
IN YOUR STOCKING?
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WHAT’S THE MATTER, HOMER?
SOMEBODY LEAVE A LUMP OF COAL
IN YOUR STOCKING?
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YOU’VE BEEN SITTING THERE,
SUCKING ON A BEER
ALL DAY LONG.
SO?
SO, IT’S CHRISTMAS.
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THANKS, MOE.
ff V..U
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THANKS, MOE.
ff V..U
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THANKS, MOE.
DRINKS ALL AROUND!
renuf
at
Duff!
OOO
OOO
OOO
MUST
BE
28!
WHAT’S WITH
THE CRAZY GETUP, BARN?
renuf
at
Duff!
OOO
OOO
OOO
MUST
BE
28!
I GOT ME A PART-TIME JOB
WORKING AS A SANTA
DOWN AT THE MALL.
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WOW! CAN I DO THAT?
JO
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WOW! CAN I DO THAT?
JO
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I DON’T KNOW.
THEY’RE PRETTY SELECTIVE.
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JO
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DO YOU LIKE CHILDREN?